The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:58 am

First topic message reminder :

You say tomato, I say Tamara Ecclestone (who michaels has almost certainly probably had a slice of)

by Rowley Fri 02 May 2014, 8:59 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:I also have a Samsung smart TV, very impressive it seems to me as well.

Inside toilets seem impressive to you Jeff.

Damn you, Julius! You may have won this time but we'll meet again. You mark my words, we WILL meet again!

His was both better and quicker.

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 9:00 am

This has all taken a rather strange and libellous turn.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:03 am

Tino
Galted

Just go get a bed

Privacy!
Privacy!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:05 am

Judging by this run of back to form witicisms and speedy reposts Julius

Can we assume that the carbolic smoke ball and Coal tar soap have brought you out of your sickness and malaise?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:07 am

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:I also have a Samsung smart TV, very impressive it seems to me as well.

Bring it with you on your next London trip and see how impressive it is when it's plugged into an electricity source.

think she's plumped for the panasonic vieeeeeraa oh oh, vieeeeera oh oh, he wants to leave the scum, cos campbell wants his bum

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:11 am

rick_dagless wrote:Judging by this run of back to form witicisms and speedy reposts Julius

Can we assume that the carbolic smoke ball and Coal tar soap have brought you out of your sickness and malaise?

I am no longer sick. The malaise is permanent.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:13 am

Panasonic are great. Had one running continuously since 2008. Go Japanese if possible.
50" one was big in its time... still looks huge to me.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:14 am

What Child is this that laid to rest in Galted's lap is sleeping
he's tired, at Galteds request he gave Tino a beating

Am I too late for the poetry?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:17 am

ShahenshahG wrote:What Child is this that laid to rest in Galted's lap is sleeping
he's tired, at Galteds request he gave Tino a beating

Am I too late for the poetry?

No but it is slightly disappointing that you're not actually Gerry Adams.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:17 am

Linebreaker wrote:Panasonic are great. Had one running continuously since 2008.

If you switch it off when you're asleep, you'll save money.

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 9:18 am

You are
too late
which rhymes with masturbate
Shah
Shah!!!!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 9:18 am

His cat
It purrs

He blows up Westerners

Shah!
Shah!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:23 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:Panasonic are great. Had one running continuously since 2008.

If you switch it off when you're asleep, you'll save money.

I feel as though I don't contribute enough to global warming... and excessive power generation.

I'm not too worried. Plenty of natural resources left.

Apparently snow from the South Pole direction is on its way here. All the way up to New England. I'll believe it when I see it.
If it is the case; I might have to turn up the volume on the TV when I go to sleep later on tonight... to keep the place warm.

by Rowley Fri 02 May 2014, 9:23 am

It really is quite bad
To accuse Shah of jihad

Tina
Tina

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:25 am

Cheers for the photo, Tino. Was hoping to use it to mock you but it is a fairly impressive specimen.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 9:26 am

The cap
It fits

Shah blows us all to bits

Shah!
Shah!

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:30 am

Accusing people of Jihad
He listens to Color me badd

Tina
Tina

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 9:33 am

He wears
white slacks

His missus hates the blacks

Seany!
Seany!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:34 am

At Shah he pokes Fun
He sounds like Clarkson

Tino
Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 9:36 am

In his pants
he made a mess

His name is Rick Dagless

Dagless!
Dagless!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:42 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:His cat
It purrs

He blows up Westerners

Shah!
Shah!

Despite the slur
I concur

like your wife when I exploded in her

Tino
Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 9:46 am

My kids
won't go far

because they're fathered by Shah

Shah!
Shah!

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 9:46 am

I'm really
too drunk
to read all this junk
stop it
stop it

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My kids
won't go far

because they're fathered by Shah

Shah!
Shah!

I told em
to stay close

and often break your nose

Tino
Tino

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:50 am

these are good bants
i have now changed my pants

Libel
Libel

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:55 am

This one
doesn't rhyme

Nor does it scan particularly well

Free
Verse

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 9:58 am

That
bad
it really stunk the place
Julio
Julio

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:58 am

The momentum is shot
because kingraf thinks he's hot

Beer goggles
Beer goggles

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 9:59 am

his cat
it purrs

he blows Westerners

Shah
Shah

by **superflyweight** Fri 02 May 2014, 9:59 am

Anyone fancy a haiku
I know that I do
japanese poetry.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:00 am

kingraf wrote:That
bad
it really stunk the place
Julio
Julio

Speech
To text

It leaves us all quite vexed

Type!
Type!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:01 am

kingraf wrote:his cat
it purrs

he blows Westerners

Shah
Shah

He has
to copy

Because he's forever floppy

Kingraf
Kingraf

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 10:01 am

He shagged
a Bangle

In the pubic triangle

Superfly!
Superfly!

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:03 am

Norvern birds coming down are from Ulverston wherever that is. Not sure whether to do all 3 at once or take my time with each one. One of them is 50 so she'll probably only require a few thrusts.

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 10:05 am

I said
you blow
which means fellatio
Shah
Shah

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:05 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:He shagged
a Bangle

In the pubic triangle

Superfly!
Superfly!

Bollox
did he

If he did then I'm quite giddy

Was it Hoffs?
Was it Hoffs?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:06 am

kingraf wrote:I said
you blow
which means fellatio
Shah
Shah

You have no dick
So envy makes you sick
Kingraf
Kingraf

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 10:08 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:He shagged
a Bangle

In the pubic triangle

Superfly!
Superfly!

Bollox
did he

If he did then I'm quite giddy

Was it Hoffs?
Was it Hoffs?

The video
can be bought

But he'll have me up in court

Superfly!
Superfly!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:09 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:He shagged
a Bangle

In the pubic triangle

Superfly!
Superfly!

Bollox
did he

If he did then I'm quite giddy

Was it Hoffs?
Was it Hoffs?

The video
can be bought

But he'll have me up in court

Superfly!
Superfly!

In Court only silence
for victims of domestic violence

Tino
Tino

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 10:10 am

you
are jealous
you yours on the fellas
Shah
Shah

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:13 am

kingraf wrote:you
are jealous
you yours on the fellas
Shah
Shah

It, you can't name
because you are overcome with shame

Kingraf
Kingraf

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 10:20 am

I have
my own
yours is really just a loan
Shah
shah

by **superflyweight** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:22 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:He shagged
a Bangle

In the pubic triangle

Superfly!
Superfly!

Bollox
did he

If he did then I'm quite giddy

Was it Hoffs?
Was it Hoffs?

Was it f*ck
It was the one that looks like a duck
Quack Quack

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:27 am

kingraf wrote:I have
my own
yours is really just a loan
Shah
shah

I've rented your man sausage
cuz I need to pick a lock

Kingraf
Kingraf

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 10:28 am

Haha foiled by the filter!!

He blows
up trains
He doesn't like the dames
Shah
Shah!

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 10:31 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
kingraf wrote:I have
my own
yours is really just a loan
Shah
shah
I've rented your man sausage
cuz I need to pick a lock

Kingraf
Kingraf

My word
I'm shocked

that must be a huge lock

Mycock
Mycock!!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:35 am

Your Haiku was Sh1t
The sylables dont fit

Michaels
Michaels

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:41 am

kingraf wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
kingraf wrote:I have
my own
yours is really just a loan
Shah
shah
I've rented your man sausage
cuz I need to pick a lock

Kingraf
Kingraf

My word
I'm shocked

that must be a huge lock

Mycock
Mycock!!

No its teeny
hence, hiring your weeny
Yourcock
Yourcock

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:45 am

More culture in a pot of yoghurt

by **superflyweight** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:45 am

They've taken this too far
Kingraf and Shah
Culture? Culture?

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