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Post by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:58 am

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You say tomato, I say Tamara Ecclestone (who michaels has almost certainly probably had a slice of)
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Post by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 10:45 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
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ShahenshahG wrote:
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yours is really just a loan
Shah
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I've rented your man sausage
cuz I need to pick a lock

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My word
I'm shocked

that must be a huge lock

Mycock
Mycock!!

No its teeny
hence, hiring your weeny
Yourcock
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You lie
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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 10:46 am

Will Ferrell is a c*nt.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 02 May 2014, 10:48 am

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 02 May 2014, 10:51 am

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Post by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 10:52 am

Will Ferrel wrote: Kingraf!!!! kingraf!!! kingraf!!!

Tell that Balted guy he's a idiot...
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 11:04 am

kingraf wrote:
Will Ferrel wrote: Kingraf!!!! kingraf!!! kingraf!!!

Tell that Balted guy he's a idiot...

Damn, wish I'd thought of quoting Will Ferrell first.

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Post by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 11:10 am

Tina. wrote:
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Will Ferrel wrote: Kingraf!!!! kingraf!!! kingraf!!!

Tell that Balted guy he's a idiot...

Damn, wish I'd thought of quoting Will Ferrell first.

It would have been a second rate quote, no doubt.
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Post by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 11:16 am

and I'm in the lead
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 11:25 am

kingraf wrote:and I'm in the lead

Not in the 'who had the funny idea of quoting Will Ferrell first' league, you're not.

And mine was funnier. And you haven't even spelt his name right.

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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 11:26 am

Will Ferrell wrote:Who ever would of thought I would of said some thing's to quote, been such a c*nt and all.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 11:29 am

My obituary will read:

Some people walk down paths,
Tina blazed trails.


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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 11:30 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My obituary will read:

Some people walk down paths,
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It's more likely to read:


his top
lip bled

and now he's f*cking dead

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 11:33 am

Yours will read:

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He's buried in his sh*t gear.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 02 May 2014, 11:35 am

I don't know what to eat for lunch. Satrving. Craving curry sauce and chips.

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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 11:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yours will read:

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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 11:38 am

seanmichaels wrote:I don't know what to eat for lunch. Satrving. Craving curry sauce and chips.

I'm having sushi. Htf do you eat edamame beans with chopsticks?
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Post by seanmichaels Fri 02 May 2014, 11:39 am

sushi is so pretentious.....

use your fingers.

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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 11:41 am

I would do but using chopsticks really f*cks the angry kiwi off.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 11:43 am

Galted wrote:
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Gayted!
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Nice to know that I'll still be having sexual congress when I'm dead.

Still?

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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 11:44 am

Managed to pick up 5 in one go but my next best is 2.
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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 02 May 2014, 11:51 am

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Post by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 12:35 pm

Had chicken and Mushroom pizza and orange juice for lunch. brilliant.
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Post by superflyweight Fri 02 May 2014, 12:42 pm

We need an injection of culture. Anyone got any cultural plans this weekend?

Mrs Superfly is out again tonight (definitely an affair) so once I've put my daughter to bed, I'm going to settle down in my reclining chair with 6 bottles of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and read East of Eden while listening to a playlist comprising Scottish miserablists - Mogwai, Japanese post rock outfit - Mono and Edward Elgar's Enigma Variations. In the words of Shakin' Stevens "lovely stuff".

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Post by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 12:45 pm

I'm planning to hit the gym this weekend. Building my body.
bodybuilding = sculpting
sculpting = art
art = culture
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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 12:48 pm

Tomorrow I will be attending an exhibition on Paparazzi shots of celebrity culture in the 50s & 60s Rome.
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Post by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 12:51 pm

I'll also be trying to make some headway with the completion of my watch. Got some new parts, and revived spirit, might actually get somewhere.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 12:52 pm

I will spend the entire weekend running around after ungrateful children without having any time to myself.

Although I do have a brand new bottle of Dalwhinnie 15 year old, single malt, that I intend opening tonight. Result.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 02 May 2014, 12:55 pm

superflyweight wrote:We need an injection of culture.  Anyone got any cultural plans this weekend?  

 

I am heading straight to the cricket club for junior coaching night. I'll try not to smoke when pouring petrol in to the mowers. I won't tell any of the spoilt little cnuts to go and f&*k themselves and I'll try not to ogle the baps of the young ladies watching over their kids.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 02 May 2014, 1:08 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:We need an injection of culture.  Anyone got any cultural plans this weekend?  

 

I am heading straight to the cricket club for junior coaching night. I'll try not to smoke when pouring petrol in to the mowers. I won't tell any of the spoilt little cnuts to go and f&*k themselves and I'll try not to ogle the baps of the young ladies watching over their kids.

It's health and safety gone mad!

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 02 May 2014, 1:15 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:We need an injection of culture.  Anyone got any cultural plans this weekend?  

 

I am heading straight to the cricket club for junior coaching night. I'll try not to smoke when pouring petrol in to the mowers. I won't tell any of the spoilt little cnuts to go and f&*k themselves and I'll try not to ogle the baps of the young ladies watching over their kids.

It's health and safety gone mad!

Until the rozzers caught up with him, the ex-chairman was trying to get me kicked out for this amongst other things including drinking whilst operating machinery. My argument was that as the stuff is so bloody old and decrepid, if you can hotwire it after 5 pints, you're fit enough to drive it.

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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 1:20 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:We need an injection of culture.  Anyone got any cultural plans this weekend?  

 

I am heading straight to the cricket club for junior coaching night. I'll try not to smoke when pouring petrol in to the mowers. I won't tell any of the spoilt little cnuts to go and f&*k themselves and I'll try not to ogle the baps of the young ladies watching over their kids.

It's health and safety gone mad!

Until the rozzers caught up with him, the ex-chairman was trying to get me kicked out for this amongst other things including drinking whilst operating machinery. My argument was that as the stuff is so bloody old and decrepid, if you can hotwire it after 5 pints, you're fit enough to drive it.

Michaels operating the heavy roller.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 02 May 2014, 1:28 pm

Michaels on the mower :

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 1:31 pm

Union Cane wrote:Michaels on the mower :

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That's TopHat in his new job.

How did Grimsby get on?

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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 1:34 pm

Michaels pouring petrol into the mower.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 02 May 2014, 1:35 pm

1-1, so all to play for in the second leg on Sunday.

Live on BT Sport at 14:30. Don't miss it.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 02 May 2014, 1:35 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:How did Grimsby get on?

Unfortunately, it's still very much the same.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 02 May 2014, 1:36 pm

Union Cane wrote:Michaels on the mower :

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That is a little crude. Mine is an atco royale B24. Cylinder cut as opposed to rotary. Goes like the clappers and is difficult to keep the contents of the can safe.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 1:37 pm

Union Cane wrote:1-1, so all to play for in the second leg on Sunday.

Live on BT Sport at 14:30. Don't miss it.

I almost certainly will miss it, but good luck.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 02 May 2014, 1:41 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
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That is a little crude. Mine is an atco royale B24. Cylinder cut as opposed to rotary. Goes like the clappers and is difficult to keep the contents of the can safe.
Sounds like you're describing Mrs Michaels' hip.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 02 May 2014, 1:42 pm

Michaels fondly remembers the time he was fellated by Sonia from Eastenders...

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 02 May 2014, 1:49 pm

Union Cane wrote:Michaels fondly remembers the time he was fellated by Sonia from Eastenders...

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She's back on the telly. Thought she was better with the extra guts.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 02 May 2014, 1:56 pm

Curry sauce and Chips £3.19!!!!!! They were alright but the bird slaughtered them with salt.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 1:58 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Curry sauce and Chips £3.19!!!!!! They were alright but the bird slaughtered them with salt.

Should it not be 'chips with curry sauce' or did you just have a massive bag of sauce and poured a few chips over it?

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 02 May 2014, 2:02 pm

They might as well have been slugs the amount of salt she put on.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 02 May 2014, 2:03 pm

What's everyone having for their dinner tonight? As my wife is off out "getting some" off someone else, I've got a microwaveable Chicken Tikka Masala with Pilau Rice meal out of Sainsburys. Have treated myself to some naan breads to scoop up the sauce and to soak up my tears.

All in all, one half-hearted step above a Pot noodle and a w@nk.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 02 May 2014, 2:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:They might as well have been slugs the amount of salt she put on.

That automatically reminded me of that bell-end from 606 called Shenglong. Who was it that dubbed him "Slug" and used to end every post with "salt for the slug"? The sheer childishness of it still makes me laugh.

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Post by Galted Fri 02 May 2014, 2:06 pm

superflyweight wrote:What's everyone having for their dinner tonight?  As my wife is off out "getting some" off someone else, I've got a microwaveable Chicken Tikka Masala with Pilau Rice meal out of Sainsburys.  Have treated myself to some naan breads to scoop up the sauce and to soak up my tears.  

All in all, one half-hearted step above a Pot noodle and a w@nk.  

Don't forget to give your daughter something to eat.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 2:06 pm

Wolf nipple chips for me.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 02 May 2014, 2:07 pm

superflyweight wrote:What's everyone having for their dinner tonight?

Surely you mean tea? I had my dinner an hour ago.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 02 May 2014, 2:08 pm

super wrote:That automatically reminded me of that bell-end from 606 called Shenglong. Who was it that dubbed him "Slug" and used to end every post with "salt for the slug"? The sheer childishness of it still makes me laugh.

He changed the user name to Salt for the slug I remember Smile

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