The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by kingraf Thu 01 May 2014, 9:58 am

First topic message reminder :

You say tomato, I say Tamara Ecclestone (who michaels has almost certainly probably had a slice of)

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 10:45 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
kingraf wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
kingraf wrote:I have
my own
yours is really just a loan
Shah
shah
I've rented your man sausage
cuz I need to pick a lock

Kingraf
Kingraf

My word
I'm shocked

that must be a huge lock

Mycock
Mycock!!

No its teeny
hence, hiring your weeny
Yourcock
Yourcock

You lie
You di.ck
c.ock spelled backwards is still kcoc you pr.ick
Shah
Shah

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:46 am

Will Ferrell is a c*nt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:48 am

Pubes

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 May 2014, 10:51 am

Hampton

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 10:52 am

Will Ferrel wrote: Kingraf!!!! kingraf!!! kingraf!!!

Tell that Balted guy he's a idiot...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 11:04 am

kingraf wrote:
Will Ferrel wrote: Kingraf!!!! kingraf!!! kingraf!!!

Tell that Balted guy he's a idiot...

Damn, wish I'd thought of quoting Will Ferrell first.

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 11:10 am

Tina. wrote:
kingraf wrote:
Will Ferrel wrote: Kingraf!!!! kingraf!!! kingraf!!!

Tell that Balted guy he's a idiot...

Damn, wish I'd thought of quoting Will Ferrell first.

It would have been a second rate quote, no doubt.

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 11:16 am

and I'm in the lead

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 11:25 am

kingraf wrote:and I'm in the lead

Not in the 'who had the funny idea of quoting Will Ferrell first' league, you're not.

And mine was funnier. And you haven't even spelt his name right.

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 11:26 am

Will Ferrell wrote:Who ever would of thought I would of said some thing's to quote, been such a c*nt and all.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 11:29 am

My obituary will read:

Some people walk down paths,
Tina blazed trails.

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 11:30 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My obituary will read:

Some people walk down paths,
Tina blazed trails.

It's more likely to read:

his top
lip bled

and now he's f*cking dead

Tino!
Tino!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 11:33 am

Yours will read:

Galted
Lays here

He's buried in his sh*t gear.

Gayted!
Glated!

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 11:35 am

I don't know what to eat for lunch. Satrving. Craving curry sauce and chips.

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 11:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yours will read:

Galted
Lays here

He's buried in his sh*t gear.

Gayted!
Glated!

Nice to know that I'll still be having sexual congress when I'm dead.

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 11:38 am

seanmichaels wrote:I don't know what to eat for lunch. Satrving. Craving curry sauce and chips.

I'm having sushi. Htf do you eat edamame beans with chopsticks?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 11:39 am

sushi is so pretentious.....

use your fingers.

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 11:41 am

I would do but using chopsticks really f*cks the angry kiwi off.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 11:43 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yours will read:

Galted
Lays here

He's buried in his sh*t gear.

Gayted!
Glated!

Nice to know that I'll still be having sexual congress when I'm dead.

Still?

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 11:44 am

Managed to pick up 5 in one go but my next best is 2.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 02 May 2014, 11:51 am

Fish and chips - Lord almighteh

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 12:35 pm

Had chicken and Mushroom pizza and orange juice for lunch. brilliant.

by **superflyweight** Fri 02 May 2014, 12:42 pm

We need an injection of culture. Anyone got any cultural plans this weekend?

Mrs Superfly is out again tonight (definitely an affair) so once I've put my daughter to bed, I'm going to settle down in my reclining chair with 6 bottles of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and read East of Eden while listening to a playlist comprising Scottish miserablists - Mogwai, Japanese post rock outfit - Mono and Edward Elgar's Enigma Variations. In the words of Shakin' Stevens "lovely stuff".

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 12:45 pm

I'm planning to hit the gym this weekend. Building my body.
bodybuilding = sculpting
sculpting = art
art = culture

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 12:48 pm

Tomorrow I will be attending an exhibition on Paparazzi shots of celebrity culture in the 50s & 60s Rome.

by kingraf Fri 02 May 2014, 12:51 pm

I'll also be trying to make some headway with the completion of my watch. Got some new parts, and revived spirit, might actually get somewhere.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 12:52 pm

I will spend the entire weekend running around after ungrateful children without having any time to myself.

Although I do have a brand new bottle of Dalwhinnie 15 year old, single malt, that I intend opening tonight. Result.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 12:55 pm

superflyweight wrote:We need an injection of culture. Anyone got any cultural plans this weekend?

I am heading straight to the cricket club for junior coaching night. I'll try not to smoke when pouring petrol in to the mowers. I won't tell any of the spoilt little cnuts to go and f&*k themselves and I'll try not to ogle the baps of the young ladies watching over their kids.

by **superflyweight** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:08 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:We need an injection of culture. Anyone got any cultural plans this weekend?

I am heading straight to the cricket club for junior coaching night. I'll try not to smoke when pouring petrol in to the mowers. I won't tell any of the spoilt little cnuts to go and f&*k themselves and I'll try not to ogle the baps of the young ladies watching over their kids.

It's health and safety gone mad!

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:15 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:We need an injection of culture. Anyone got any cultural plans this weekend?

I am heading straight to the cricket club for junior coaching night. I'll try not to smoke when pouring petrol in to the mowers. I won't tell any of the spoilt little cnuts to go and f&*k themselves and I'll try not to ogle the baps of the young ladies watching over their kids.

It's health and safety gone mad!

Until the rozzers caught up with him, the ex-chairman was trying to get me kicked out for this amongst other things including drinking whilst operating machinery. My argument was that as the stuff is so bloody old and decrepid, if you can hotwire it after 5 pints, you're fit enough to drive it.

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:20 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:We need an injection of culture. Anyone got any cultural plans this weekend?

I am heading straight to the cricket club for junior coaching night. I'll try not to smoke when pouring petrol in to the mowers. I won't tell any of the spoilt little cnuts to go and f&*k themselves and I'll try not to ogle the baps of the young ladies watching over their kids.

It's health and safety gone mad!

Until the rozzers caught up with him, the ex-chairman was trying to get me kicked out for this amongst other things including drinking whilst operating machinery. My argument was that as the stuff is so bloody old and decrepid, if you can hotwire it after 5 pints, you're fit enough to drive it.

Michaels operating the heavy roller.

Spoiler:

by **Union Cane** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:28 pm

Michaels on the mower :

Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 1:31 pm

Union Cane wrote:Michaels on the mower :

Spoiler:

That's TopHat in his new job.

How did Grimsby get on?

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:34 pm

Michaels pouring petrol into the mower.

Spoiler:

by **Union Cane** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:35 pm

1-1, so all to play for in the second leg on Sunday.

Live on BT Sport at 14:30. Don't miss it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:35 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:How did Grimsby get on?

Unfortunately, it's still very much the same.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:36 pm

Union Cane wrote:Michaels on the mower :

Spoiler:

That is a little crude. Mine is an atco royale B24. Cylinder cut as opposed to rotary. Goes like the clappers and is difficult to keep the contents of the can safe.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 1:37 pm

Union Cane wrote:1-1, so all to play for in the second leg on Sunday.

Live on BT Sport at 14:30. Don't miss it.

I almost certainly will miss it, but good luck.

by **superflyweight** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:41 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Michaels on the mower :

Spoiler:

That is a little crude. Mine is an atco royale B24. Cylinder cut as opposed to rotary. Goes like the clappers and is difficult to keep the contents of the can safe.

Sounds like you're describing Mrs Michaels' hip.

by **Union Cane** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:42 pm

Michaels fondly remembers the time he was fellated by Sonia from Eastenders...

Spoiler:

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:49 pm

Union Cane wrote:Michaels fondly remembers the time he was fellated by Sonia from Eastenders...

Spoiler:

She's back on the telly. Thought she was better with the extra guts.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 1:56 pm

Curry sauce and Chips £3.19!!!!!! They were alright but the bird slaughtered them with salt.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 1:58 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Curry sauce and Chips £3.19!!!!!! They were alright but the bird slaughtered them with salt.

Should it not be 'chips with curry sauce' or did you just have a massive bag of sauce and poured a few chips over it?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 02 May 2014, 2:02 pm

They might as well have been slugs the amount of salt she put on.

by **superflyweight** Fri 02 May 2014, 2:03 pm

What's everyone having for their dinner tonight? As my wife is off out "getting some" off someone else, I've got a microwaveable Chicken Tikka Masala with Pilau Rice meal out of Sainsburys. Have treated myself to some naan breads to scoop up the sauce and to soak up my tears.

All in all, one half-hearted step above a Pot noodle and a w@nk.

by **superflyweight** Fri 02 May 2014, 2:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:They might as well have been slugs the amount of salt she put on.

That automatically reminded me of that bell-end from 606 called Shenglong. Who was it that dubbed him "Slug" and used to end every post with "salt for the slug"? The sheer childishness of it still makes me laugh.

by **Galted** Fri 02 May 2014, 2:06 pm

superflyweight wrote:What's everyone having for their dinner tonight? As my wife is off out "getting some" off someone else, I've got a microwaveable Chicken Tikka Masala with Pilau Rice meal out of Sainsburys. Have treated myself to some naan breads to scoop up the sauce and to soak up my tears.

All in all, one half-hearted step above a Pot noodle and a w@nk.

Don't forget to give your daughter something to eat.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 02 May 2014, 2:06 pm

Wolf nipple chips for me.

by **Union Cane** Fri 02 May 2014, 2:07 pm

superflyweight wrote:What's everyone having for their dinner tonight?

Surely you mean tea? I had my dinner an hour ago.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 02 May 2014, 2:08 pm

super wrote:That automatically reminded me of that bell-end from 606 called Shenglong. Who was it that dubbed him "Slug" and used to end every post with "salt for the slug"? The sheer childishness of it still makes me laugh.

He changed the user name to Salt for the slug I remember Smile

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