The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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Sh1t on here today.

Angry Kiwi Watch

He's dozing peacefully at his desk after a hard morning spent fuming about Hamilton winning.

Galted wrote:He's dozing peacefully at his desk after a hard morning spent fuming about Hamilton winning

Send him a mail about the overarching information cascade that allows the telemetry to be interpreted and imagineered from drivers cockpit, to the Mercedes garage thus enabling the win.

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:He's dozing peacefully at his desk after a hard morning spent fuming about Hamilton winning

Send him a mail about the overarching information cascade that allows the telemetry to be interpreted and imagineered from drivers cockpit, to the Mercedes garage thus enabling the win.

That is tempting but would probably result in an instantaneous aneurysm.

Galted wrote:That is tempting but would probably result in an instantaneous aneurysm.

Could also skew all previous rage ratings downwards...

I had a Latin lunch today.

A soft floured panis, lightly butyrumed, with two slices of Sus scrofa domesticus, a slice of Cheddar caseus, four roughly hewn slices of Cucumis sativus and a large leaf of Lactuca sativa to keep the Cucumis sativus from moistening the panis. I chose not to add seasoning.

Accompanying this I had several Solanum lycopersicums and a handful of Vitis vinifera.

I completed the meal with a Citrus unshi.

Union Cane wrote:I had a Latin lunch today.

A soft floured panis, lightly butyrumed, with two slices of Sus scrofa domesticus, a slice of Cheddar caseus, four roughly hewn slices of Cucumis sativus and a large leaf of Lactuca sativa to keep the Cucumis sativus from moistening the panis. I chose not to add seasoning.

Accompanying this I had several Solanum lycopersicums and a handful of Vitis vinifera.

I completed the meal with a Citrus unshi.

I had a wrap.

I had a burger rex....

I ate dead cow on bread.

Union Cane wrote:Vitis vinifera.

Grapes.

I had a beef salad sandwich. Made it myself. Monday's sandwiches are always the best, the ingredients tend to be purchased at the weekend so have not had chance to lose freshness.

I ate my dinner at lunchtime on account of playing in a tennis match this evening. It was a pasta ready meal. 'Pasta' is Latin.

Congrats on the Thread title Galted, I think you were due...

Might have Oasis soup tomorrow. You get a roll with it......

rick_dagless wrote:Congrats on the Thread title Galted, I think you were due...

Shalom Aleichem, Galted.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I ate my dinner at lunchtime on account of playing in a tennis match this evening.

  

Do you have one of those old fashioned wooden rackets?

rick_dagless wrote:Congrats on the Thread title Galted, I think you were due...

Thanks, dagless. I've mean staring at it with a self-satisfied grin wrapped around my head.

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Congrats on the Thread title Galted, I think you were due...

Thanks, dagless.  I've mean staring at it with a self-satisfied grin wrapped around my head.

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There was some kind of tennis coaching day at the club the other day. Clunge everywhere. May take it up but have week wrists.

He must mean bean teen.

seanmichaels wrote:There was some kind of tennis coaching day at the club the other day. Clunge everywhere. May take it up but have week wrists.

You need day wrists.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I ate my dinner at lunchtime on account of playing in a tennis match this evening.

  

Do you have one of those old fashioned wooden rackets?

Not anymore. I broke it on the head of some guy who laughed at me for no good reason.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:There was some kind of tennis coaching day at the club the other day. Clunge everywhere. May take it up but have week wrists.

You need day wrists.

Schoolboy

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Congrats on the Thread title Galted, I think you were due...

Thanks, dagless.  I've mean staring at it with a self-satisfied grin wrapped around my head.

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As the great poet Linebreaker said, I did mean "been".  I'm in such a state of euphoria I can't be arsed to check my posts for mistakes.

Not to worry Sunshine. We all know what ewe mean.

Feic it's balmy tonight... winter is supposed to start in a few weaks.

Rowley wrote:**********.

If you had any idea how insulting I find that post Jeff, I'm sure you'd delete it, given that nice chap that you are.

There you go Jules, nothing to see here.

Foot fault!

Hope my finger doesn't get sore from scrolling up the page to see who's got the first post.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:*************.

If you had any idea how insulting I find that post Jeff, I'm sure you'd delete it, given that nice chap that you are.

But just in case he does, I'll have ensured it leaves forever thanks to the quote function.

You can't take back words, even on the interweb

No but, if you have a blue badge you can edit the hell out of them.

How the hell did you edit it so quickly?

You'll get bored before me Raf.

Galted wrote:Hope my finger doesn't get sore from scrolling up the page to see who's got the first post.

You'll have to remove it from your bumhole first.

Forever!!!!

Geoff wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Hope my finger doesn't get sore from scrolling up the page to see who's got the first post.

You'll have to remove it from your bumhole first.

T'was me. Just wanted to see if I could write a sentence with both "fist" and "first"... without altering the meaning... much.

What's wrong with Cliff?

You win, you vindictive, power drunk old man...

Followed through yesterday

seanmichaels wrote:Followed through yesterday

Deliberately?

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Followed through yesterday

Deliberately?

No. Caught me off guard. Required a shower.

Can I just withdraw any comments I may have made either today or previously that could have been construed as unpleasant towards Tina. They are obviously not a reflection of the affection and love I genuinely feel for him.

I am planning on launching a bid to buy Aston Villa and Tina is the only person I know with the £200m needed to fund this endeavor.

Rowley wrote:Can I just withdraw any comments I may have made either today or previously that could have been construed as unpleasant towards Tina. They are obviously not a reflection of the affection and love I genuinely feel for him.

I am planning on launching a bid to buy Aston Villa and Tina is the only person I know with the £200m needed to fund this endeavor.  

I'll be up for that if you want to pool resources. I've been making my own lunch most days so I've saved up a bit.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Can I just withdraw any comments I may have made either today or previously that could have been construed as unpleasant towards Tina. They are obviously not a reflection of the affection and love I genuinely feel for him.

I am planning on launching a bid to buy Aston Villa and Tina is the only person I know with the £200m needed to fund this endeavor.  

I'll be up for that if you want to pool resources.  I've been making my own lunch most days so I've saved up a bit.

A) I don't have £200 million
B) I wouldn't buy Aston Villa

I can probably put £50 in, if I get enough notice, if you can match that Tina only needs to come up with £199,999,900, which let's be honest is pocket change to him.

Hey Tino, want a laugh?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hey Tino, want a laugh?

I am probably going to regret this but yes, Julius, yes I do. What have you got in store?

Jeff wrote:I can probably put £50 in, if I get enough notice, if you can match that Tina only needs to come up with £199,999,900, which let's be honest is pocket change to him.

Pretty sure I have Green Shield Stamps somewhere...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hey Tino, want a laugh?

I am probably going to regret this but yes, Julius, yes I do.  What have you got in store?

I'm playing in a tennis match this evening.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hey Tino, want a laugh?

I am probably going to regret this but yes, Julius, yes I do.  What have you got in store?

I'm playing in a tennis match this evening.

  

Do you have one of those old fashioned wooden rackets?

Hey Galted, want a laugh?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
A) I don't have £200 million
B) I wouldn't buy Aston Villa

You don't need £200m, me and Galted are putting £100 in between us. Please pay attention.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hey Tino, want a laugh?

I am probably going to regret this but yes, Julius, yes I do.  What have you got in store?

I'm playing in a tennis match this evening.

Congratulations.