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Post by Galted Mon 12 May 2014, 9:51 am

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Sh1t on here today.
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Post by superflyweight Tue 13 May 2014, 9:10 am

No - holiday is next week. Disappointing - no one else was up for it, despite the fact that I didn't do a Michaels and bung up my toilet with a barely digested curry.


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Post by Rowley Tue 13 May 2014, 9:13 am

I thought long and hard about how to mark my 15,000th post. Was considering underplaying it and just making it my usual poorly constructed and ill thought out grammatical minefield that is typical of the other 14,999, but such laziness just will not suffice. If the culture cup has taught us anything, and I cling to the fantasy that it has, it is that the only true art form and means of self expression left to us is bad EMO poetry.

Where once was a green badge, the respect of my peers
Sits a husk of a man, a face stained with tears
Julius mocks me, makes me depressed
Michaels seems happy, but is clearly repressed
Can happiness be found in a pair of hi tecs
Or a fictitious wife and imaginary sex?
Tina hates me and I don’t know why
He prefers the pseudo ways of superfly.
I look in the mirror and things seem so black
Maybe the boxing board will welcome me back.

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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 9:13 am

I just tried to have a dump but nothing's coming out. The combination of straining and inadvertently pressing on my pressure points caused my legs to go to sleep and I had huge difficulty walking up the stairs and back to my desk. A coffee should put that right.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 9:15 am

Rowley wrote:I thought long and hard about how to mark my 15,000th post. Was considering underplaying it and just making it my usual poorly constructed and ill thought out grammatical minefield that is typical of the other 14,999, but such laziness just will not suffice. If the culture cup has taught us anything, and I cling to the fantasy that it has, it is that the only true art form and means of self expression left to us is bad EMO poetry.

Where once was a green badge, the respect of my peers
Sits a husk of a man, a face stained with tears
Julius mocks me, makes me depressed
Michaels seems happy, but is clearly repressed
Can happiness be found in a pair of hi tecs
Or a fictitious wife and imaginary sex?
Tina hates me and I don’t know why
He prefers the pseudo ways of superfly.
I look in the mirror and things seem so black
Maybe the boxing board will welcome me back.

Bravo Jeff. Beautiful stuff and a fitting post to mark the occasion.

One thing, I don't hate you. Although I do prefer Superfly. That much is true.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 13 May 2014, 9:15 am

Rowley wrote:
Where once was a green badge, the respect of my peers
Sits a husk of a man, a face stained with tears
Julius mocks me, makes me depressed
Michaels seems happy, but is clearly repressed
Can happiness be found in a pair of hi tecs
Or a fictitious wife and imaginary sex?
Tina hates me and I don’t know why
He prefers the pseudo ways of superfly.
I look in the mirror and things seem so black
Maybe the boxing board will welcome me back.

Douze Points. clap

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Post by Rowley Tue 13 May 2014, 9:18 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:One thing, I don't hate you.  Although I do prefer Superfly.  That much is true.

In all fairness Tina I prefer superfly to me so can't hold it against you too much.

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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 9:19 am

Very good Jeff, you haven't disgraced yourself in the battle of the milestones, or the "milestone battle" as I like to call it. Post 15001 was quite good as well. Sorry about the dump story.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 9:26 am

Galted wrote:Very good Jeff, you haven't disgraced yourself in the battle of the milestones, or the "milestone battle" as I like to call it.  Post 15001 was quite good as well.  Sorry about the dump story.

I think he beat me in the "milestone battle" or "battle of the milestones" as I like to call it.

Jeff outwitted me and made me talk about soccerball.  I have been thinking about the footy thing, Jeff/Galted.  If, and I mean if, I could get the £200 million together, I will make Aston Villa play in a wilted spinach coloured green strip with pullovers.  Hope that won't upset you Villans too much.

Galted, I tried to inject a bit of culture with a Caligula reference but you dumped (or not) all over it.

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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 9:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Very good Jeff, you haven't disgraced yourself in the battle of the milestones, or the "milestone battle" as I like to call it.  Post 15001 was quite good as well.  Sorry about the dump story.

I think he beat me in the "milestone battle" or "battle of the milestones" as I like to call it.

Jeff outwitted me and made me talk about soccerball.  I have been thinking about the footy thing, Jeff/Galted.  If, and I mean if, I could get the £200 million together, I will make Aston Villa play in a wilted spinach coloured green strip with pullovers.  Hope that won't upset you Villans too much.

Galted, I tried to inject a bit of culture with a Caligula reference but you dumped (or not) all over it.

Apologies, Tino, though Caligula is about as relevant to culture as Debbie Does Dallas or White Dicks Black Chicks vol 2.

You'd change the Villa strip to green at your peril as people would be pointing at you in the street saying "Villa w*nker" unless you changed your wardrobe to, say, claret and blue.
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Post by superflyweight Tue 13 May 2014, 9:35 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:One thing, I don't hate you.  Although I do prefer Superfly.  That much is true.

In all fairness Tina I prefer superfly to me so can't hold it against you too much.

I prefer me too.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 9:37 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Very good Jeff, you haven't disgraced yourself in the battle of the milestones, or the "milestone battle" as I like to call it.  Post 15001 was quite good as well.  Sorry about the dump story.

I think he beat me in the "milestone battle" or "battle of the milestones" as I like to call it.

Jeff outwitted me and made me talk about soccerball.  I have been thinking about the footy thing, Jeff/Galted.  If, and I mean if, I could get the £200 million together, I will make Aston Villa play in a wilted spinach coloured green strip with pullovers.  Hope that won't upset you Villans too much.

Galted, I tried to inject a bit of culture with a Caligula reference but you dumped (or not) all over it.

Apologies, Tino, though Caligula is about as relevant to culture as Debbie Does Dallas or White Dicks Black Chicks vol 2.

You'd change the Villa strip to green at your peril as people would be pointing at you in the street saying "Villa w*nker" unless you changed your wardrobe to, say, claret and blue.

Chim, chimney
Chim, chimney
Chim, chim, cher-oo
Who are those w*nkers in claret and blue?


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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 13 May 2014, 9:39 am

Rowley wrote:I thought long and hard about how to mark my 15,000th post. Was considering underplaying it and just making it my usual poorly constructed and ill thought out grammatical minefield that is typical of the other 14,999, but such laziness just will not suffice. If the culture cup has taught us anything, and I cling to the fantasy that it has, it is that the only true art form and means of self expression left to us is bad EMO poetry.

Where once was a green badge, the respect of my peers
Sits a husk of a man, a face stained with tears
Julius mocks me, makes me depressed
Michaels seems happy, but is clearly repressed
Can happiness be found in a pair of hi tecs
Or a fictitious wife and imaginary sex?
Tina hates me and I don’t know why
He prefers the pseudo ways of superfly.
I look in the mirror and things seem so black
Maybe the boxing board will welcome me back.

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In fact, it's 15 grand

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 13 May 2014, 9:49 am

Galted wrote:I just tried to have a dump but nothing's coming out.  The combination of straining and inadvertently pressing on my pressure points caused my legs to go to sleep and I had huge difficulty walking up the stairs and back to my desk.  A coffee should put that right.

Just had a terrific poo myself. Think the coffee from the canteen has more loosening qualities than the coffee from the machine.

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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 10:17 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:I just tried to have a dump but nothing's coming out.  The combination of straining and inadvertently pressing on my pressure points caused my legs to go to sleep and I had huge difficulty walking up the stairs and back to my desk.  A coffee should put that right.

Just had a terrific poo myself. Think the coffee from the canteen has more loosening qualities than the coffee from the machine.

No joy yet with a poo or a coffee, though the numb-legged walk upstairs is probably good practice for getting old.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 13 May 2014, 10:32 am

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:I just tried to have a dump but nothing's coming out.  The combination of straining and inadvertently pressing on my pressure points caused my legs to go to sleep and I had huge difficulty walking up the stairs and back to my desk.  A coffee should put that right.

Just had a terrific poo myself. Think the coffee from the canteen has more loosening qualities than the coffee from the machine.

No joy yet with a poo or a coffee, though the numb-legged walk upstairs is probably good practice for getting old.

Definitely. It also helps if you're trailing poo and dribbling coffee at the same time.

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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 11:35 am

Bit of an anticlimax after all the milestones being reached within such a short space of time. A good thing that we've got my excellent thread-opener.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 11:41 am

He opened
the thread

He gives his sister head

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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 11:46 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:He opened
the thread

He gives his sister head

Galted!
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No
I don't

I'd like to but she won't

Dumb b1tch!
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 11:47 am

She does it
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She lets me drink her wee

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 13 May 2014, 11:54 am

Sh!t on here
today

I like to read that every day

Opener!
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 11:56 am

How did the big match go last night, Jules?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 13 May 2014, 12:02 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:How did the big match go last night, Jules?

It was like all my life's dreams have been setting themselves up to be shattered and last night was the hammer.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 12:03 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:How did the big match go last night, Jules?

It was like all my life's dreams have been setting themselves up to be shattered and last night was the hammer.

So Beryl from the nursing home smashed you again?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 13 May 2014, 12:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:How did the big match go last night, Jules?

It was like all my life's dreams have been setting themselves up to be shattered and last night was the hammer.

So Beryl from the nursing home smashed you again?

Worse, she then rejected my post-match advances.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 13 May 2014, 12:07 pm

By the way, turns out dagless was H R Giger.

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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 12:15 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:She does it
for me

She lets me drink her wee

Galted's sister!
Galted's sister!

F*ck you
Tino

Stay off her camel toe

F*ck you
F*ck you
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Post by superflyweight Tue 13 May 2014, 12:31 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:By the way, turns out dagless was H R Giger.

Nah, he said he'd be off to Ireland for a few days.

To paraphrase certain Celtic supporters:

He's off to Ireland in the green
F*ck the Queen

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Post by superflyweight Tue 13 May 2014, 1:14 pm

He killed the thread
Mentioned Rick took the queen to bed
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 1:16 pm

He's our favourite
Scotsman

He dines with Gok Wan

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 13 May 2014, 1:17 pm

Left over chicken a la barrymore, 3 M&S cocktail sausage rolls and some pineapple chunks. Instigated poo number 2.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 13 May 2014, 1:22 pm

What's chicken a la Barrymore? Something you fished out of a swimming pool?

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Post by superflyweight Tue 13 May 2014, 1:23 pm

Gok Wan is an anagram of go w@nk.

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Post by superflyweight Tue 13 May 2014, 1:23 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:What's chicken a la Barrymore? Something you fished out of a swimming pool?

Outstanding!

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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 1:27 pm

The "chicken a la Barrymore" bit was exceptionally funny in its own right.
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Post by Union Cane Tue 13 May 2014, 1:32 pm

Sandwich, fruit and that.

Was ok.
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Post by kingraf Tue 13 May 2014, 1:40 pm

superflyweight wrote:Gok Wan is an anagram of go w@nk.  

Even for a pseudo-intellectual, that is poor. Or op is is an anagram for poor...
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Post by kingraf Tue 13 May 2014, 1:52 pm


Just watched the video of Jay Z getting beaten down by his sister in law. Sheesh, give these women one inch and they'll karate kick you to hell and back
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 1:53 pm

Two corned beef sandwiches. Both with brown sauce. (7.95/10)

Packet of Walkers Deep Ridge salt and vinegar crisps. (5.89/10)

5 pink marshmallows (9.133/10) a Penguin bar (7.118/10) and a banana (6.875/10). Pint of water (3.257/10) and a black coffee (8.414/10).

I am scared to go in the canteen after Kim sat next to me so I've been having sarnies.

Shouldn't have had corned beef though. Brought back distressing memories from my time at Goose Green.

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Post by kingraf Tue 13 May 2014, 2:03 pm

Logged onto facebook, and some girl is posting a message about how her little brother is in hospital and they're struggling to resuscitate him.

Its rather disturbing that one posts a blow by blow account of something this personal.
Some idiot just posted his condolences... the kid isnt dead yet idiot
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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 2:08 pm

kingraf wrote:Logged onto facebook, and some girl is posting a message about how her little brother is in hospital and they're struggling to resuscitate him.

Its rather disturbing that one posts a blow by blow account of something this personal.
Some idiot just posted his condolences... the kid isnt dead yet idiot

Is there the obiligatory "Clifford F*ckwit and 11 others like this"?
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 13 May 2014, 2:11 pm

kingraf wrote:Logged onto facebook, and some girl is posting a message about how her little brother is in hospital and they're struggling to resuscitate him.

Its rather disturbing that one posts a blow by blow account of something this personal.
Some idiot just posted his condolences... the kid isnt dead yet idiot

Is the 'some girl' a facebook friend of yours, or do you just gets posts from random people?

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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 2:16 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
kingraf wrote:Logged onto facebook, and some girl is posting a message about how her little brother is in hospital and they're struggling to resuscitate him.

Its rather disturbing that one posts a blow by blow account of something this personal.
Some idiot just posted his condolences... the kid isnt dead yet idiot

Is the 'some girl' a facebook friend of yours, or do you just gets posts from random people?

Do you get annoyed at intrusive lines of questioning like Julius's or does it secretly thrill you that he's read your post and not forgotten to respond?
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 13 May 2014, 2:16 pm

I FB'd a colleague at work on Friday night in the taxi home. I was horrified when I read it on Saturday morning.

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Post by kingraf Tue 13 May 2014, 2:17 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
kingraf wrote:Logged onto facebook, and some girl is posting a message about how her little brother is in hospital and they're struggling to resuscitate him.

Its rather disturbing that one posts a blow by blow account of something this personal.
Some idiot just posted his condolences... the kid isnt dead yet idiot

Is the 'some girl' a facebook friend of yours, or do you just gets posts from random people?

she's a person I used to sponge off of in high school. Ever since I finished school, and got a job, she's been some girl.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 13 May 2014, 2:20 pm

kingraf wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
kingraf wrote:Logged onto facebook, and some girl is posting a message about how her little brother is in hospital and they're struggling to resuscitate him.

Its rather disturbing that one posts a blow by blow account of something this personal.
Some idiot just posted his condolences... the kid isnt dead yet idiot

Is the 'some girl' a facebook friend of yours, or do you just gets posts from random people?

she's a person I used to sponge off of in high school. Ever since I finished school, and got a job, she's been some girl.

Have you seen the bird who's getting her back doors smashed in by the barman recently?

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Post by kingraf Tue 13 May 2014, 2:21 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
kingraf wrote:Logged onto facebook, and some girl is posting a message about how her little brother is in hospital and they're struggling to resuscitate him.

Its rather disturbing that one posts a blow by blow account of something this personal.
Some idiot just posted his condolences... the kid isnt dead yet idiot

Is the 'some girl' a facebook friend of yours, or do you just gets posts from random people?

Do you get annoyed at intrusive lines of questioning like Julius's or does it secretly thrill you that he's read your post and not forgotten to respond?

I feel it's my duty to help the elderly in their pursuit of technological dexterity, so I play along
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 May 2014, 2:22 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
kingraf wrote:Logged onto facebook, and some girl is posting a message about how her little brother is in hospital and they're struggling to resuscitate him.

Its rather disturbing that one posts a blow by blow account of something this personal.
Some idiot just posted his condolences... the kid isnt dead yet idiot

Is the 'some girl' a facebook friend of yours, or do you just gets posts from random people?

Please tell me you don't have a Facebook account, Jules. That would destroy my last remnants of faith in humanity.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by Galted Tue 13 May 2014, 2:25 pm

How good would Facebook be if there was an "xx thinks you're a c*nt button" next to the "like" button?
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 13 May 2014, 2:26 pm

Just to clarify then - the brother of someone you know well enough to be friends with on Facebook is dying, if not already dead?

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Post by kingraf Tue 13 May 2014, 2:27 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
kingraf wrote:Logged onto facebook, and some girl is posting a message about how her little brother is in hospital and they're struggling to resuscitate him.

Its rather disturbing that one posts a blow by blow account of something this personal.
Some idiot just posted his condolences... the kid isnt dead yet idiot

Is the 'some girl' a facebook friend of yours, or do you just gets posts from random people?

she's a person I used to sponge off of in high school. Ever since I finished school, and got a job, she's been some girl.

Have you seen the bird who's getting her back doors smashed in by the barman recently?

1) F.uck you Sean.
2) Not lately, but I saw barman a few weeks ago when I went to the Martin Murray fight, which took place where he worked. If he was a foot shorter, and didn't outweigh me by 50lbs, or I'd beat him up
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