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Post by Galted Mon 12 May 2014, 9:51 am

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Sh1t on here today.

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Post by kingraf Wed 14 May 2014, 7:01 am

Rafy is first on here today, his fist game is too strong.
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Post by Galted Wed 14 May 2014, 7:48 am

Damn you, kingraf.  I'm so angry I just slammed my first into my desk and shouted "bloody bummery!  Bloody, bloody bummery!"

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Post by kingraf Wed 14 May 2014, 8:00 am

The angry kiwi must be quite proud
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Post by Galted Wed 14 May 2014, 8:05 am

He's not in yet, probably having an angry dream at this very moment.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 8:06 am

kingraf wrote:Rafy is first on here today, his fist game is too strong.

That and the fact he lives in a country 2 hours ahead of us.

Is your fist game more superior to your aura game?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 8:08 am

Galted wrote:Damn you, kingraf.  I'm so angry I just slammed my first into my desk and shouted "bloody bummery!  Bloody, bloody bummery!"

I'm so angry I just slammed my member into the office junior and shouted "bloody bummery! Bloody, bloody bummery!" He seemed a little shocked.

Morning Galted.

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Post by Galted Wed 14 May 2014, 8:16 am

Morning, Tino. The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 14 May 2014, 8:20 am

kr has started to refer to himself in the third person. Julius thinks this is a warning sign of mental instability.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 8:23 am

Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior. He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet. Ex Cambridge. Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time. I think life will eat him up pretty quickly. I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member. Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down. That's the kind of loose canon I am. The good die young.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 14 May 2014, 8:24 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The good die young.  

No need to get personal.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 8:28 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The good die young.  

No need to get personal.

Nothing personal, Jules. I'll be devastated when you die.

Not that I'll know. Unless you're my father which is, I suppose, a possibility.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 14 May 2014, 8:30 am

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JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The good die young.  

No need to get personal.

Nothing personal, Jules.  I'll be devastated when you die.  

Not that I'll know.  Unless you're my father which is, I suppose, a possibility.  

Unlikely. No son of mine would write 'canon' when he meant 'cannon'.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 14 May 2014, 8:35 am

Fixed.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 8:36 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The good die young.  

No need to get personal.

Nothing personal, Jules.  I'll be devastated when you die.  

Not that I'll know.  Unless you're my father which is, I suppose, a possibility.  

Unlikely. No son of mine would write 'canon' when he meant 'cannon'.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit a patre. Ego autem non sum formae. Nam si hora tea eget exercendum et si tibi placebit?

Daddy te amo.

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Post by Galted Wed 14 May 2014, 8:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang. We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly. On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.

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Post by Galted Wed 14 May 2014, 8:39 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The good die young.  

No need to get personal.

Nothing personal, Jules.  I'll be devastated when you die.  

Not that I'll know.  Unless you're my father which is, I suppose, a possibility.  

Unlikely. No son of mine would write 'canon' when he meant 'cannon'.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit a patre. Ego autem non sum formae. Nam si hora tea eget exercendum et si tibi placebit?

Daddy te amo.

Have you been using kingraf's phone? That translated as "This page is from the Father. But I am not the form. For example, if the hour of Herbal tea is exercise, and if you have any you'll like it?

Daddy I love you."

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 8:41 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.

Or we could tie him up and do things to his wife like some modern day Droogs?

Is that too extreme?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 14 May 2014, 8:41 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The good die young.  

No need to get personal.

Nothing personal, Jules.  I'll be devastated when you die.  

Not that I'll know.  Unless you're my father which is, I suppose, a possibility.  

Unlikely. No son of mine would write 'canon' when he meant 'cannon'.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit a patre. Ego autem non sum formae. Nam si hora tea eget exercendum et si tibi placebit?

Daddy te amo.

I'd google that to translate, but it's probably so full of misspellings it would be a worthless exercise.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 8:43 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The good die young.  

No need to get personal.

Nothing personal, Jules.  I'll be devastated when you die.  

Not that I'll know.  Unless you're my father which is, I suppose, a possibility.  

Unlikely. No son of mine would write 'canon' when he meant 'cannon'.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit a patre. Ego autem non sum formae. Nam si hora tea eget exercendum et si tibi placebit?

Daddy te amo.

Have you been using kingraf's phone?  That translated as "This page is from the Father. But I am not the form. For example, if the hour of Herbal tea is exercise, and if you have any you'll like it?

Daddy I love you."

Oh, my Latin really needs some work. I do love him though so that much is true.

I was going to use kingraf's phone but some burly barman had taken it and was taking dirty pictures of a girl.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 14 May 2014, 8:43 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.

Or we could tie him up and do things to his wife like some modern day Droogs?

Is that too extreme?

Not at all. If you're dangerous enough to not wear a suit, I imagine you're capable of anything.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 8:46 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.

Or we could tie him up and do things to his wife like some modern day Droogs?

Is that too extreme?

Not at all. If you're dangerous enough to not wear a suit, I imagine you're capable of anything.

Dangerous is the right word, Julius. I once stole a creme egg from a newsagents and then once I had eaten it, I then threw the paper on the floor even though there was a bin within 20 yards.

Don't play with this particular fire, old friend.

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Post by superflyweight Wed 14 May 2014, 8:47 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.
 
Can I join?  I'm the only man in my office that doesn't wear a tie, apart from one of the partners who usually just wears a shirt and jumper combo from Next.  He's an idiot.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 14 May 2014, 8:50 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.

Or we could tie him up and do things to his wife like some modern day Droogs?

Is that too extreme?

Not at all. If you're dangerous enough to not wear a suit, I imagine you're capable of anything.

Dangerous is the right word, Julius.  I once stole a creme egg from a newsagents and then once I had eaten it, I then threw the paper on the floor even though there was a bin within 20 yards.

Don't play with this particular fire, old friend.

Joke's on you. Crème eggs are wrapped in foil, not paper. I imagine it was some sort of decoy laced with mild poison, designed to fool the mentally challenged riff-raff. Did you get the sh!ts afterwards?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 8:51 am

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.
 
Can I join?  I'm the only man in my office that doesn't wear a tie, apart from one of the partners who usually just wears a shirt and jumper combo from Next.  He's an idiot.

Did you not read my creme egg anecdote?  Don't f*cking start with me, Superfly.  I could hurt you with impunity.

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Post by Galted Wed 14 May 2014, 8:53 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.

Or we could tie him up and do things to his wife like some modern day Droogs?

Is that too extreme?

Probably a bit too extreme. We could shout "fanny" and "bum cheeks" at her then cycle away as quickly as the Boris bikes will allow.

My mental image of Julius is now of the mad paralysed writer.

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Post by Galted Wed 14 May 2014, 8:56 am

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.
 
Can I join?  I'm the only man in my office that doesn't wear a tie, apart from one of the partners who usually just wears a shirt and jumper combo from Next.  He's an idiot.

I'm ok for you to join but you have to get on Tino's good side, (or "fairly-crazy Tino", as we call him). Relatively few people f*ck with Tino.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 8:59 am

Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.
 
Can I join?  I'm the only man in my office that doesn't wear a tie, apart from one of the partners who usually just wears a shirt and jumper combo from Next.  He's an idiot.

I'm ok for you to join but you have to get on Tino's good side, (or "fairly-crazy Tino", as we call him).  Relatively few people f*ck with Tino.

Do you remember the time the kid with Downs was bobbing for apples at the country fair and I swapped all the Braeburns for Conference pears and he started to cry?

Just a little warning for those who don't realise what I am capable of.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by kingraf Wed 14 May 2014, 9:00 am

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kingraf wrote:Rafy is first on here today, his fist game is too strong.

That and the fact he lives in a country 2 hours ahead of us.

Is your fist game more superior to your aura game?

One hour in the British spring/summer time - I get to work at 6.30am, so I could post earlier, but the loneliness would kill me.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 14 May 2014, 9:03 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.
 
Can I join?  I'm the only man in my office that doesn't wear a tie, apart from one of the partners who usually just wears a shirt and jumper combo from Next.  He's an idiot.

I'm ok for you to join but you have to get on Tino's good side, (or "fairly-crazy Tino", as we call him).  Relatively few people f*ck with Tino.

Do you remember the time the kid with Downs was bobbing for apples at the country fair and I swapped all the Braeburns for Conference pears and he started to cry?

Just a little warning for those who don't realise what I am capable of.

Although the Downs kid got his own back by beating you in the spelling bee.

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Post by Galted Wed 14 May 2014, 9:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.
 
Can I join?  I'm the only man in my office that doesn't wear a tie, apart from one of the partners who usually just wears a shirt and jumper combo from Next.  He's an idiot.

I'm ok for you to join but you have to get on Tino's good side, (or "fairly-crazy Tino", as we call him).  Relatively few people f*ck with Tino.

Do you remember the time the kid with Downs was bobbing for apples at the country fair and I swapped all the Braeburns for Conference pears and he started to cry?

Just a little warning for those who don't realise what I am capable of.

Or the time we didn't stand behind the yellow line when the train was pulling into the station?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 9:05 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.
 
Can I join?  I'm the only man in my office that doesn't wear a tie, apart from one of the partners who usually just wears a shirt and jumper combo from Next.  He's an idiot.

I'm ok for you to join but you have to get on Tino's good side, (or "fairly-crazy Tino", as we call him).  Relatively few people f*ck with Tino.

Do you remember the time the kid with Downs was bobbing for apples at the country fair and I swapped all the Braeburns for Conference pears and he started to cry?

Just a little warning for those who don't realise what I am capable of.

Although the Downs kid got his own back by beating you in the spelling bee.

That's what you think. His mum gave me head behind the coconut stall as he was having his turn.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 9:06 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Morning, Tino.  The closest we've got to an office junior is the angry Kiwi, would be quite funny to see someone who's not me slamming their member into him.

I'm wearing jeans today as I'm an untamable rebel who lives by his own rules.

He's not really an office junior.  He is an intern with a brain the size of a planet.  Ex Cambridge.  Clever lad although thick as sh*t at the same time.  I think life will eat him up pretty quickly.  I think it annoys him that I call him the office junior so I keep doing it.

I am pleased you have joined the ranks of the untamable mavericks of which I am also a member.  Although I am not wearing jeans, I have not worn a suit or a tie for over 2 years now, despite there being nothing in the rules to say we can dress down.  That's the kind of loose canon I am.  The good die young.  

We should form a gang.  We could ride around on Boris bikes and intimidate shopkeepers and terrify the elderly.  On weekends we could infuriate Julius by hanging about on his lawn and leaving tyre marks in a non-euphemistic way.
 
Can I join?  I'm the only man in my office that doesn't wear a tie, apart from one of the partners who usually just wears a shirt and jumper combo from Next.  He's an idiot.

I'm ok for you to join but you have to get on Tino's good side, (or "fairly-crazy Tino", as we call him).  Relatively few people f*ck with Tino.

Do you remember the time the kid with Downs was bobbing for apples at the country fair and I swapped all the Braeburns for Conference pears and he started to cry?

Just a little warning for those who don't realise what I am capable of.

Or the time we didn't stand behind the yellow line when the train was pulling into the station?

God, yeah. I had almost forgotten about that. That was mental. That platform guard was so mad when you called him a 'bender' and ran off.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by kingraf Wed 14 May 2014, 9:18 am

Speaking of downs, the mother of my future gorgeous child sent me a rather short reply to my impersonal condolence text, time to bring out the Sade cover.
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Post by Rowley Wed 14 May 2014, 9:20 am

No offence Tina but you're about as scary and intimidating as Flaming Hot Monster Munch.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 9:23 am

Rowley wrote:No offence Tina but you're about as scary and intimidating as Flaming Hot Monster Munch.

Do you carry them around in your m*n-bag or do you eat them after your relaxing Radox bath?


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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 14 May 2014, 9:24 am

kingraf wrote:Speaking of downs, the mother of my future gorgeous child sent me a rather short reply to my impersonal condolence text, time to bring out the Sade cover.

Remember - you can't judge a song by it's cover.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 14 May 2014, 9:26 am

Rowley, does your mum breed poodles ever?

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Post by Rowley Wed 14 May 2014, 9:30 am

seanmichaels wrote:Rowley, does your mum breed poodles ever?

No, and Tina please bear in mind I am not the one claiming to be street, tough or in any way rebellious. As such the effete nature of my habits is not relevant here.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 9:33 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Rowley, does your mum breed poodles ever?

No, and Tina please bear in mind I am not the one claiming to be street, tough or in any way rebellious. As such the effete nature of my habits is not relevant here.

Great use of effete. Haven't see that on here before.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 14 May 2014, 9:46 am

It was a typo. He meant effeminate

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 9:48 am

seanmichaels wrote:It was a typo. He meant effeminate

He is remarkably camp, especially for a man of Yorkshire.

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Post by kingraf Wed 14 May 2014, 9:56 am

I don't claim to be tough myself, but I do have 6'7 120kg friends whose permanent state of anger leads me to believe steroids are indeed bad for you.
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Post by Rowley Wed 14 May 2014, 9:57 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:It was a typo. He meant effeminate

He is remarkably camp, especially for a man of Yorkshire.

I really am. For a bearded, heavy set man of the north it is more than a little baffling.

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Post by Galted Wed 14 May 2014, 10:04 am

Rowley wrote:
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seanmichaels wrote:It was a typo. He meant effeminate

He is remarkably camp, especially for a man of Yorkshire.

I really am. For a bearded, heavy set man of the north it is more than a little baffling.

Jeff.

Sorry but it had to be done.:

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Julius becoming infuriated with Tino.

Spoiler:

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 10:10 am

Galted wrote:Julius becoming infuriated with Tino.

Spoiler:

That looks like he has sh*t on my face.

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Post by Galted Wed 14 May 2014, 10:16 am

Might be him becoming infuriated with michaels for passing out face down on his sofa then.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 14 May 2014, 10:16 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Julius becoming infuriated with Tino.

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That looks like he has sh*t on my face.

You can't blame me, I was infuriated. You deserved it.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 14 May 2014, 10:17 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Julius becoming infuriated with Tino.

Spoiler:

That looks like he has sh*t on my face.

You can't blame me, I was infuriated. You deserved it.

I enjoyed it.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 14 May 2014, 10:22 am

Galted wrote:Might be him becoming infuriated with michaels for passing out face down on his sofa then.

Bit sore this morning. Fell out of the neighbours tree that is blocking our late evening sunshine. I blame it on the 6th can of Zwyeic.

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