The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:How's Kim? There was a girl in our meeting who was a bit roomy but had a decent face. Would definitley make love to it given half the chance. I imagine Kim would be like her.

Reason for editing : too many hers, but not to correct 'definitley'

Just bog off

               
That nearly made me ROFLMAO...

Got people from London Tarrrn down in the office today so there's a bit of hot desking going on. Girl sat opposite me is a massive unit. We're talking Toppy and some. At least 6ft as well. She has just cracked open her 3rd bottle of diet coke today....

seanmichaels wrote:Got people from London Tarrrn down in the office today so there's a bit of hot desking going on. Girl sat opposite me is a massive unit. We're talking Toppy and some. At least 6ft as well. She has just cracked open her 3rd bottle of diet coke today....

My English teacher was 6' tall, 100kg. Knocked me out when we played action netball. Tough woman, that.

You played netball?   

kr seems to have got the thread split post.

seanmichaels wrote:You played netball?   

'Action netball' sean. It's for real men. And men who get knocked out by women.

Jules wrote:kr seems to have got the thread split post..

Worse than Raf's last split effort.

Lack of drama as well this time...

I played netball in primary school once. Our teacher was netball coach and she made the boys play against the girls as we were taking the p1ss out of them saying what an easy sport it was. We massacred them even though she cheated on their behalf. The deal was that we'd play football against them afterwards but that never happened.

seanmichaels wrote:You played netball?   

Action Netball, which is completely acceptable. My English teacher goaded us to going with her to a game. Cant really remember much, except that at some point, I went for an interception, and when I looked up, she was hurtling towards me like the Bismarck, Caught my jaw... Think she planned it, looking at it. I was controlling the play, like whatever position it is that orchestrates the play, and she didn't wanna end up with egg on her face in front of her action netball clique.

rick_dagless wrote:

Jules wrote:kr seems to have got the thread split post..

Worse than Raf's last split effort.

Lack of drama as well this time...

Apologies, mate. I was not trying to get it. Just how it ended up, would have posted something enlightening, like "Sh1t on here today" if I knew I was close.

Raf wrote:Apologies, mate. I was not trying to get it. Just how it ended up, would have posted something enlightening, like "Sh1t on here today" if I knew I was close..

:-)

Not a problem raf, better than some of the efforts on here mate, and they were trying...

Plus the ROFLMAO is going to wnid Tino up no end...

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:You played netball?   

Action Netball, which is completely acceptable. My English teacher goaded us to going with her to a game. Cant really remember much, except that at some point, I went for an interception, and when I looked up, she was hurtling towards me like the Bismarck, Caught my jaw... Think she planned it, looking at it. I was controlling the play, like whatever position it is that orchestrates the play, and she didn't wanna end up with egg on her face in front of her action netball clique.

Sounds very similar to Tino's excuse for losing a tooth to his 4 year old. Basically you were taken out by a woman playing netball.

rick_dagless wrote:

Raf wrote:Apologies, mate. I was not trying to get it. Just how it ended up, would have posted something enlightening, like "Sh1t on here today" if I knew I was close..

:-)

Not a problem raf, better than some of the efforts on here mate, and they were trying...

Plus the ROFLMAO is going to wnid Tino up no end...

Serves him and his powers right. i only just saw which post made 991. Would have preferred my wowzer about having been knocked out by my English Teacher playing Action Netball, if I'm honest.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:You played netball?   

Action Netball, which is completely acceptable. My English teacher goaded us to going with her to a game. Cant really remember much, except that at some point, I went for an interception, and when I looked up, she was hurtling towards me like the Bismarck, Caught my jaw... Think she planned it, looking at it. I was controlling the play, like whatever position it is that orchestrates the play, and she didn't wanna end up with egg on her face in front of her action netball clique.

Sounds very similar to Tino's excuse for losing a tooth to his 4 year old. Basically you were taken out by a woman playing netball.

The plumbing does not matter when a 100kg sink is thrown at you.

Are we sure that kingraf isn't coxy?

Union Cane wrote:Are we sure that kingraf isn't coxy?

I have already been accused of being Az... Don't know/remember this Coxy fella, but logically thinking, cant be worse, surely?

It'd be amazing to be coxy. you would have nailed 3 models already today. And worn a really nice shirt.....

Even better you could be Clumbersome Sack. You would have nailed 5 models and been delivered a chicken meal from Paul Gascoigne.

And thats me clocked for the day. Off to go watch a movie, and maybe Leila will let touch her
   Big night ahead

Good luck, give it a tickle for me.

Good arvo everyone... it's me Birfday t'day.

Had this strange visitor this afternoon. Actually they're quite common these days. A White Ibis.

Bizarre looking creature. Like a white stork but halfway up the neck it changes to jet black... beak and all. Can hardly see their eyes when they are looking at you. Not afraid of people either. It just had a thorough probe of my wood chip areas along the sides... near the future barbeque area and pool pump.

Happy Birthday LB!

HB, LB!

Hi all. Thanks Jules and Cane. Had a decent sleep since my last post.

Bloody CPD lecture this morning. Have a feeling I'll land some cake somewhere today.
Can't believe it's going to be 26°C today. It's supposed to be winter next week.. or the week after.

May you all dream of creamy cultures....

First this morning. Will not be around today, and I very much whichever celebrity has carked it.

You could be Isidro Garcia Jeff?

I suspect I am rick

Or Hosni Mubarak if that is better mate?

Happy birthday Liney. Or happy belated, I'm not really sure what with the timezones involved. Currently 21 degrees, thereabouts in Johannesburg during the day. But the mornings are quite nippy. Winter seems to be something of a myth in the southern Hemisphere.

Fist again.

Happy birthday Lb, I don't normally bother with sentiment but everyone else is doing it so pretend that this post is a bit more poignant and inspirational.

6th today!  

Yay! F*cking get in there!

Happy Birthday Linebreaker you larrikin .

Galted wrote:Happy birthday Lb, I don't normally bother with sentiment but everyone else is doing it so pretend that this post is a bit more poignant and inspirational..

Ditto.

Sentimental on here today.

seanmichaels wrote:Sentimental on here today.

Are you still watching The Island?

That young lad who walked off aimlessly for 5 hours without any water. That is my mental image of you at the moment.

Fuc.k you all. show some life dammit. I have a long day ahead, and I won't survive without the mindless drivel you all provide.

kingraf wrote:Fuc.k you all. show some life dammit. I have a long day ahead, and I won't survive without the mindless drivel you all provide.

I simply don't understand how anyone can be so callously wicked.....I don't understand how you can have been so nice in so many ways, and then do something so wantonly cruel. I don't understand how we all liked you so much. Did you hate us all the time? I don't understand how we deserved it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Sentimental on here today.

Are you still watching The Island?

That young lad who walked off aimlessly for 5 hours without any water.  That is my mental image of you at the moment.

Yep, watched that but I'm not like him. He's currently a wet flannel and I'd be brilliant on that island. Although he's a useless cnut but I suspect he'll end up being a success. I'm not really a stoner type either, waste of brain cells.

I bet Rowls is like that northern copper.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Sentimental on here today.

Are you still watching The Island?

That young lad who walked off aimlessly for 5 hours without any water.  That is my mental image of you at the moment.

Yep, watched that but I'm not like him. He's currently a wet flannel and I'd be brilliant on that island. Although he's a useless cnut but I suspect he'll end up being a success. I'm not really a stoner type either, waste of brain cells.

I bet Rowls is like that northern copper.

That copper would be dead by now. I am a peaceful man, but he is a pretentious tw*t and I would drown him in a rock pool. When he 'over-ruled' that chap at the meeting? What the f*ck was all that about? Just because you're old and an ex rozzer, you can't be arbitrarily over-ruling people. C*nt.

Galted wrote:

kingraf wrote:Fuc.k you all. show some life dammit. I have a long day ahead, and I won't survive without the mindless drivel you all provide.

I simply don't understand how anyone can be so callously wicked.....I don't understand how you can have been so nice in so many ways, and then do something so wantonly cruel. I don't understand how we all liked you so much. Did you hate us all the time? I don't understand how we deserved it.

it's ever since the figurehead president dropped the bombshell that I'm only half a member. It made me bitter

kingraf wrote:

Galted wrote:

kingraf wrote:Fuc.k you all. show some life dammit. I have a long day ahead, and I won't survive without the mindless drivel you all provide.

I simply don't understand how anyone can be so callously wicked.....I don't understand how you can have been so nice in so many ways, and then do something so wantonly cruel. I don't understand how we all liked you so much. Did you hate us all the time? I don't understand how we deserved it.

it's ever since the figurehead president dropped the bombshell that I'm only half a member. It made me bitter

Stop talking about golf and I may reconsider.

kingraf wrote:

Galted wrote:

kingraf wrote:Fuc.k you all. show some life dammit. I have a long day ahead, and I won't survive without the mindless drivel you all provide.

I simply don't understand how anyone can be so callously wicked.....I don't understand how you can have been so nice in so many ways, and then do something so wantonly cruel. I don't understand how we all liked you so much. Did you hate us all the time? I don't understand how we deserved it.

it's ever since the figurehead president dropped the bombshell that I'm only half a member. It made me bitter

It's better to be half a member than have half a member.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

Galted wrote:

kingraf wrote:Fuc.k you all. show some life dammit. I have a long day ahead, and I won't survive without the mindless drivel you all provide.

I simply don't understand how anyone can be so callously wicked.....I don't understand how you can have been so nice in so many ways, and then do something so wantonly cruel. I don't understand how we all liked you so much. Did you hate us all the time? I don't understand how we deserved it.

it's ever since the figurehead president dropped the bombshell that I'm only half a member. It made me bitter

Stop talking about golf and I may reconsider.

Like I said, figurehead. Take me to whoever's actually in charge

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

Galted wrote:

kingraf wrote:Fuc.k you all. show some life dammit. I have a long day ahead, and I won't survive without the mindless drivel you all provide.

I simply don't understand how anyone can be so callously wicked.....I don't understand how you can have been so nice in so many ways, and then do something so wantonly cruel. I don't understand how we all liked you so much. Did you hate us all the time? I don't understand how we deserved it.

it's ever since the figurehead president dropped the bombshell that I'm only half a member. It made me bitter

Stop talking about golf and I may reconsider.

Like I said, figurehead. Take me to whoever's actually in charge

That might take a while.

Who is in charge?

Me?

rick_dagless wrote:Who is in charge?

Only way to find out would be to stage a coup, and see who stops you.

Has anyone been to Utrecht? I'm going tonight and just had a look on the net, seems there's f-all to do.

Galted wrote:Has anyone been to Utrecht?  I'm going tonight and just had a look on the net, seems there's f-all to do.

No.

kingraf wrote:Only way to find out would be to stage a coup, and see who stops you..

I wouldnt know how Raf, more your neck of the woods that kind of stuff, why don't you give it a shot as a sociological experiment on the hierarchy of a chat room?

Galted wrote:Has anyone been to Utrecht?  I'm going tonight and just had a look on the net, seems there's f-all to do.

Go somewhere else then. Idiot.