The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:How's Kim? There was a girl in our meeting who was a bit roomy but had a decent face. Would definitley make love to it given half the chance. I imagine Kim would be like her.

Reason for editing : too many hers, but not to correct 'definitley'

Just bog off

               
That nearly made me ROFLMAO...

He didn't die. It was a cover up. They didn't tell Mav because it was classified.

Jet wash, flame out, flat spin, mind your head, etc etc...

Union Cane wrote:Jet wash, flame out, flat spin, mind your head, etc etc...

I want some butt.....

seanmichaels wrote:He didn't die. It was a cover up. They didn't tell Mav because it was classified.

I saw the impact and the blood. No way he survived that.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:He didn't die. It was a cover up. They didn't tell Mav because it was classified.

I saw the impact and the blood.  No way he survived that.

I hate it when it does that

Windows, who would win in a scrap between Prince Charles and Putin?

seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a scrap between Prince Charles and Putin?

No idea. They both ride horses though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a scrap between Prince Charles and Putin?

No idea.  They both ride horses though.

Do they? I thought Putin got divorced recently.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a scrap between Prince Charles and Putin?

No idea.  They both ride horses though.

Do they? I thought Putin got divorced recently.

They do. He rides bare chested, Charles sticks it in Camilla.

I'd do Camilla. Blatantly filthy. Di was obviously a shiiite sh@g whereas Camilla loved it all over her face. Only plausible explanation.

Prince Charles has a multi-coloured willy because he keeps dipping it in Di!

(c) The playground circa 1981

Union Cane wrote:Prince Charles has a multi-coloured willy because he keeps dipping it in Di!

(c) The playground circa 1981

What's grey and smells of curry?

John Major' sWinkle?

Union Cane wrote:JohnMajor'Winkle?

Bastard.

Why does Elton John have no double yellow lines outside his flat in London?

seanmichaels wrote:Why does Elton John have no double yellow lines outside his flat in London?

Don't know Sean. Why does Elton John have no double yellow lines outside his flat in London?

would you bend down and paint them?

  

seanmichaels wrote:would you bend down and paint them?

  

Yes I would. As far as I know he has never been in trouble for randomly bumming council workers in broad daylight.

Rubbish joke.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:would you bend down and paint them?

  

Yes I would.  As far as I know he has never been in trouble for randomly bumming council workers in broad daylight.

Rubbish joke.

Rowley knows otherwise

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:would you bend down and paint them?

  

Yes I would.  As far as I know he has never been in trouble for randomly bumming council workers in broad daylight.

Rubbish joke.

Rowley knows otherwise

Shah!!! We thought you were Abu Hamza. Nice to have you back.

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:would you bend down and paint them?

  

Yes I would.  As far as I know he has never been in trouble for randomly bumming council workers in broad daylight.

Rubbish joke.

Rowley knows otherwise

Shah!!! We thought you were Abu Hamza. Nice to have you back.

Where have you been, Shah? Recruitment drive?

Was working security at AZ and some other related financial companies while the pfizer bid was going on. Dullest period of my life. No one allowed in or out between set periods, kitchen staff had to be escorted off the premises. 6 of us standing around doing Frak all but at a very high rate.

getting paid at a very high rate not doing Frak all at a very high rate !

What has 2 thumbs, speaks french and likes blow jobs?

seanmichaels wrote:What has 2 thumbs, speaks french and likes blow jobs?

Moi.

seanmichaels wrote:What has 2 thumbs, speaks french and likes blow jobs?

Mrs Seanmichaels

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:What has 2 thumbs, speaks french and likes blow jobs?

Mrs Seanmichaels

Ha, I wish. Douglas Haig saw more action in WW1 than my hampton has in the last few years

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:What has 2 thumbs, speaks french and likes blow jobs?

Mrs Seanmichaels

Ha, I wish. Douglas Haig saw more action in WW1 than my hampton has in the last few years

Stop volunteering  your arse for bandit training then - let someone else have a go.

kingraf wrote:Happy birthday Liney. Or happy belated, I'm not really sure what with the timezones involved. Currently 21 degrees, thereabouts in Johannesburg during the day. But the mornings are quite nippy. Winter seems to be something of a myth in the southern Hemisphere.

The Village Idiot wrote:

happy birthday. Did you have any cake?

Galted wrote:Fist again.

Happy birthday Lb, I don't normally bother with sentiment but everyone else is doing it so pretend that this post is a bit more poignant and inspirational.

Moldavian Nurse wrote:

Happy Birthday. Do you sleep on this couch? Of course we can do this later. I don't rilly mind.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:6th today!  

Yay! F*cking get in there!

Happy Birthday Linebreaker you larrikin .

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:Happy birthday Lb, I don't normally bother with sentiment but everyone else is doing it so pretend that this post is a bit more poignant and inspirational..

Ditto.

Linebreaker wrote:Hi all. Thanks Jules and Cane... The King, G-Man (the Utrecht Flasher), Tino (The Best) and The Amazing Dagless Wonder.
Rowley and Seano too... 'cos they're both great blokes.

Had a decent sleep since my last post.

Bloody CPD lecture this morning. Have a feeling I'll land some cake somewhere today.
Can't believe it's going to be 26°C today. It's supposed to be winter next week.. or the week after.

May you all dream of creamy cultures....

Done.

Thanks once again fellas. Spankingly superb outside today.
Still 26°C. 12°C overnight.
Yesterday went well... stuffed with cake.
I felt like laying a 2nd Trans-Tasman cable last night - tapered end type.

Fist on here today

second, woo hoo...

Morning sean, and what does the weekend hold in store for you?

Cricket tomorrow weather permitting. At the club tonight to check out the milf at Junior training. Sunday in Richmond for what will hopefully be unbridled afternoon drinking.

Perhaps the most exciting thing however, is that I may be getting a dog/puppy. Missus looking at a Bedlypoo today. I've already named him so fingers crossed.

I may regret this...

What are you going to call the Bedlypoo sean?

(glad you are going the dog route though)

Just reading BBC Football gossip column. There's a piece on Pique nobbing Shakira with a picture of them both. She's bang average these days.....

sean wrote:She's bang average these days......

And particularly annoying in the toothpaste ads.

rick_dagless wrote:I may regret this...

What are you going to call the Bedlypoo sean?  

(glad you are going the dog route though)

 
Mr Wendell. I like the name Wendell Sailor (met him in a bar in Leeds), I call our cats Mr Ray and Mr Claude. Mr Wendell just sounds right and the missus likes it. And the arrested development song Mr Wendal of course.

sean wrote:Mr Wendell. I like the name Wendell Sailor (met him in a bar in Leeds), I call our cats Mr Ray and Mr Claude. Mr Wendell just sounds right and the missus likes it. And the arrested development song Mr Wendal of course..

Fair enough, I don't believe I would have guessed that if I had guess all day, I would have expected a 'Bradman' or something similar...

If it was a cricketer it would be Geoffrey

sean wrote:If it was a cricketer it would be Geoffrey.

If you did that, and took it out for a dump, it would just occupy the lawn for an hour whilst you got wet, and then just had a P155 anyway.

Have a dump in the corridor of uncertainty.

sean wrote:Have a dump in the corridor of uncertainty..

Pretty sure I have done that, luckily got a thick edge and dipped prior to first slip.

seanmichaels wrote:
Perhaps the most exciting thing however, is that I may be getting a dog/puppy. Missus looking at a Bedlypoo today. I've already named him so fingers crossed.

F*king hell.

Don't ever talk to me again you soppy c*nt.

seanmichaels wrote:Have a dump in the corridor of uncertainty.

If your dog is a Boycott, its not going anywhere near the corridor of uncertainty. In fact, it wont take a dump unless it absolutely has to.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:
Perhaps the most exciting thing however, is that I may be getting a dog/puppy. Missus looking at a Bedlypoo today. I've already named him so fingers crossed.

F*king hell.

Don't ever talk to me again you soppy c*nt.

I like animals. He can sit on my lap whilst I roll the pitches.

What do you have planned this weekend windows?

seanmichaels wrote:What do you have planned this weekend windows?

Got a 40th birthday party on Sunday. Not looking forward to it. He is a really good friend but when they start arriving you know you're staring down the barrel of old age.

Got to get back up to Cheshire for it which is doubly annoying as I wanted to watch the HC final on Saturday but we are driving up. I am somehow going to have to avoid the result till Monday night.

Never quite got the concept of watching a sporting event after the fact, and desperately trying to avoid a spoiler beforehand. Always seemed a little odd, the idea.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Got to get back up to Cheshire for it which is doubly annoying as I wanted to watch the HC final on Saturday but we are driving up.  I am somehow going to have to avoid the result till Monday night.

Would have loved to have gone to the game myself. 30 odd thousand drunk Toulonnaise in Cardiff would be a sight.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:What do you have planned this weekend windows?

Got a 40th birthday party on Sunday.  Not looking forward to it.  He is a really good friend but when they start arriving you know you're staring down the barrel of old age.

F*ck you Tino. You think I can't spot when you're having a dig?
This weekend I shall packing to go on holiday. A week off from all you lot. Can't wait.

kingraf wrote:Never quite got the concept of watching a sporting event after the fact, and desperately trying to avoid a spoiler beforehand. Always seemed a little odd, the idea.

It's not difficult. I don't want to know the result so I will try and avoid it. What's odd about that?