The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:How's Kim? There was a girl in our meeting who was a bit roomy but had a decent face. Would definitley make love to it given half the chance. I imagine Kim would be like her.

Reason for editing : too many hers, but not to correct 'definitley'

Just bog off

               
That nearly made me ROFLMAO...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Has anyone been to Utrecht?  I'm going tonight and just had a look on the net, seems there's f-all to do.

No.

OH F*CK YOU, TINO! WHY DON'T YOU JUST F*CK OFF!

rick_dagless wrote:

kingraf wrote:Only way to find out would be to stage a coup, and see who stops you..

I wouldnt know how Raf, more your neck of the woods that kind of stuff, why don't you give it a shot as a sociological experiment on the hierarchy of a chat room?

Have you seen the film Scum, Ricko?

rick_dagless wrote:

kingraf wrote:Only way to find out would be to stage a coup, and see who stops you..

I wouldnt know how Raf, more your neck of the woods that kind of stuff, why don't you give it a shot as a sociological experiment on the hierarchy of a chat room?

I lack both the badges, and the willpower.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Has anyone been to Utrecht?  I'm going tonight and just had a look on the net, seems there's f-all to do.

Go somewhere else then. Idiot.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST F*CK OFF AS WELL, JULIUS?

Tino wrote:Have you seen the film Scum, Ricko?.

I have indeed Tino, though not for a while, I seem to remember the potting shed scene being fairly disturbing, I would imagine it was like seans school days...

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Has anyone been to Utrecht?  I'm going tonight and just had a look on the net, seems there's f-all to do.

Go somewhere else then. Idiot.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST F*CK OFF AS WELL, JULIUS?

I will Galted. I will f*ck off to Utrecht, where the idiots go and there's nothing to do.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Have you seen the film Scum, Ricko?.

I have indeed Tino, though not for a while, I seem to remember the potting shed scene being fairly disturbing, I would imagine it was like seans school days...

I am your Carlin character. The 'daddy' of the detention centre.

Raf is the other 'daddy' from D-Wing who Carlin smashes round the face with an iron bar when D-Wing challenges his authority.

Galted is the young lad in the greenhouse.

Tino wrote:I am your Carlin character. The 'daddy' of the detention centre.

Raf is the other 'daddy' from D-Wing who Carlin smashes round the face with an iron bar when D-Wing challenges his authority.

Galted is the young lad in the greenhouse..

Thanks for the clarification

I shall keep a sock and some pool balls handy just on the off chance...

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Has anyone been to Utrecht?  I'm going tonight and just had a look on the net, seems there's f-all to do.

Go somewhere else then. Idiot.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST F*CK OFF AS WELL, JULIUS?

I will Galted. I will f*ck off to Utrecht, where the idiots go and there's nothing to do.

FINE THEN! I'LL F*CKING SEE YOU THERE! LOOKING QUITE FORWARD TO IT NOW!

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I am your Carlin character. The 'daddy' of the detention centre.

Raf is the other 'daddy' from D-Wing who Carlin smashes round the face with an iron bar when D-Wing challenges his authority.

Galted is the young lad in the greenhouse..

Thanks for the clarification

I shall keep a sock and some pool balls handy just on the off chance...

  

Steven Seagal is the sock and pool ball master

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I am your Carlin character. The 'daddy' of the detention centre.

Raf is the other 'daddy' from D-Wing who Carlin smashes round the face with an iron bar when D-Wing challenges his authority.

Galted is the young lad in the greenhouse..

Thanks for the clarification

I shall keep a sock and some pool balls handy just on the off chance...

  

No clue as to what movie you're talking about, but I'd fancy my chances against a middle-aged, middle-class, fat Brit. Even if you had a ironbar, and I only had a pillow, and a hello kitty sweater

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I am your Carlin character. The 'daddy' of the detention centre.

Raf is the other 'daddy' from D-Wing who Carlin smashes round the face with an iron bar when D-Wing challenges his authority.

Galted is the young lad in the greenhouse..

Thanks for the clarification

I shall keep a sock and some pool balls handy just on the off chance...

  

No clue as to what movie you're talking about, but I'd fancy my chances against a middle-aged, middle-class, fat Brit. Even if you had a ironbar, and I only had a pillow, and a hello kitty sweater

Middle-class? How dare you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I am your Carlin character. The 'daddy' of the detention centre.

Raf is the other 'daddy' from D-Wing who Carlin smashes round the face with an iron bar when D-Wing challenges his authority.

Galted is the young lad in the greenhouse..

Thanks for the clarification

I shall keep a sock and some pool balls handy just on the off chance...

  

No clue as to what movie you're talking about, but I'd fancy my chances against a middle-aged, middle-class, fat Brit. Even if you had a ironbar, and I only had a pillow, and a hello kitty sweater

Middle-class? How dare you.

Sorry, upper middle class.

Diplooomatic Imooooonity

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I am your Carlin character. The 'daddy' of the detention centre.

Raf is the other 'daddy' from D-Wing who Carlin smashes round the face with an iron bar when D-Wing challenges his authority.

Galted is the young lad in the greenhouse..

Thanks for the clarification

I shall keep a sock and some pool balls handy just on the off chance...

  

No clue as to what movie you're talking about, but I'd fancy my chances against a middle-aged, middle-class, fat Brit. Even if you had a ironbar, and I only had a pillow, and a hello kitty sweater

Middle-class?  How dare you.

Sorry, upper middle class.

Better.

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I am your Carlin character. The 'daddy' of the detention centre.

Raf is the other 'daddy' from D-Wing who Carlin smashes round the face with an iron bar when D-Wing challenges his authority.

Galted is the young lad in the greenhouse..

Thanks for the clarification

I shall keep a sock and some pool balls handy just on the off chance...

  

No clue as to what movie you're talking about, but I'd fancy my chances against a middle-aged, middle-class, fat Brit. Even if you had a ironbar, and I only had a pillow, and a hello kitty sweater

Middle-class?  How dare you.

Sorry, upper middle class.

Tino's from up north, kingraf. The only class they have there is downtrodden.

Galted wrote:

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I am your Carlin character. The 'daddy' of the detention centre.

Raf is the other 'daddy' from D-Wing who Carlin smashes round the face with an iron bar when D-Wing challenges his authority.

Galted is the young lad in the greenhouse..

Thanks for the clarification

I shall keep a sock and some pool balls handy just on the off chance...

  

No clue as to what movie you're talking about, but I'd fancy my chances against a middle-aged, middle-class, fat Brit. Even if you had a ironbar, and I only had a pillow, and a hello kitty sweater

Middle-class?  How dare you.

Sorry, upper middle class.

Tino's from up north, kingraf.  The only class they have there is downtrodden.

Says the guy from Norwich.

Ashford

According to Tripadvisor the 20th most popular attraction in Utrecht is the tourist information office.

According to CultureCupadvisor the 20th most popular poster on the Culture Cup is Galted.

You really are beastly, Tino. Beastly!

Galted wrote:You really are beastly, Tino.  Beastly!

It's all done out of love.

Still prefer Glated though.

Galted wrote:According to Tripadvisor the 20th most popular attraction in Utrecht is the tourist information office.

Is that higher or lower than the Miffy museum?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:According to Tripadvisor the 20th most popular attraction in Utrecht is the tourist information office.

Is that higher or lower than the Miffy museum?

Don't see the Miffy museum in the top 48 but the TIO is rated higher than the Nijntje Museum.

Cafe Kalff is a perfect addition to the vibrant homo scene in
Utrecht.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:According to Tripadvisor the 20th most popular attraction in Utrecht is the tourist information office.

Is that higher or lower than the Miffy museum?

Don't see the Miffy museum in the top 48 but the TIO is rated higher than the Nijntje Museum.

How does that happen? People on tripadvisor are such philistines!

Glated will be pleased to hear that, he's keen on a bit of c0ck on c0ck action in a tolerant city.

Utrecht is a centre Jansenism if you want to up your theology?

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:According to Tripadvisor the 20th most popular attraction in Utrecht is the tourist information office.

Is that higher or lower than the Miffy museum?

Don't see the Miffy museum in the top 48 but the TIO is rated higher than the Nijntje Museum.

You should visit the Netherlands first shop gallery if you have time.

It's called the Winkel van Sinkel

LOL out loud.

rick_dagless wrote:Utrecht is a centre Jansenism if you want to up your theology?

Doubt I'll have time, they've got paddleboats!

Galted wrote:Doubt I'll have time, they've got paddleboats!.

Better than obscure Christian beliefs Galted, plus you may be able to slap a Goose! (which we all know are the chavs of the bird world)

Galted wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Utrecht is a centre Jansenism if you want to up your theology?

 Doubt I'll have time, they've got paddleboats!

So there rick. Stick that up your theology.

Julius wrote:So there rick. Stick that up your theology..

Well at least Galted can paddle the Styx rather than embracing belief and heading upstairs i guess...

Hope they've got those basin-bogs they have in Amsterdam where you see your whole dump laid out in front of you before you flush it.

Galted wrote:Hope they've got those basin-bogs they have in Amsterdam where you see your whole dump laid out in front of you before you flush it..

If they do, it will be in the top 10 attractions I would imagine...

Galted wrote:Hope they've got those basin-bogs they have in Amsterdam where you see your whole dump laid out in front of you before you flush it.

Missus still has spaz seats set up in our bogs. Absolute nightmare for skidmarks. Been through a whole bottle of toilet duck in a few weeks.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Hope they've got those basin-bogs they have in Amsterdam where you see your whole dump laid out in front of you before you flush it.

Missus still has spaz seats set up in our bogs. Absolute nightmare for skidmarks. Been through a whole bottle of toilet duck in a few weeks.

Use a can of full fat coke. Much cheaper and way more effective.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Hope they've got those basin-bogs they have in Amsterdam where you see your whole dump laid out in front of you before you flush it.

Missus still has spaz seats set up in our bogs. Absolute nightmare for skidmarks. Been through a whole bottle of toilet duck in a few weeks.

Use a can of full fat coke.  Much cheaper and way more effective.

And it tastes better.

Ginsters Cornish Pasty - 10/10

Is diet coke as effective on bogs as it is at making women fat?

All you can eat Buffet at the local Curry house for a leaving do

Top draw....

...er

Heavy rain heading north. Just pinged it down here. I suggest all those living north of Watford tarpaulin their rooftops. There's no chance wattle and daub will stand up against rain this intense.

Union Cane wrote:...er

Perhaps he meant the curry house was a top draw?

And Jeff, if you need a dump, head out to the yard now.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:...er

Perhaps he meant the curry house was a top draw?

Perhaps he did, in which case I was referring to an American medical drama television series created by novelist Michael Crichton that aired on NBC from September 19, 1994 to April 2, 2009.

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:...er

Perhaps he meant the curry house was a top draw?

Perhaps he did, in which case I was referring to an American medical drama television series created by novelist Michael Crichton that aired on NBC from September 19, 1994 to April 2, 2009.

Launching the career of Mr George Clooney, I believe.

Goose was in ER

seanmichaels wrote:Goose was in ER

Rubbish. He died in 1986.