The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:How's Kim? There was a girl in our meeting who was a bit roomy but had a decent face. Would definitley make love to it given half the chance. I imagine Kim would be like her.

Reason for editing : too many hers, but not to correct 'definitley'

Just bog off

               
That nearly made me ROFLMAO...

Tino wrote:
Marvelous mate, apart from having to come into work. You?.

Similar to be honest, expecting this week to drag as I am on a long weekend for the Download festival at the end of it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Morning Tino. Had a LOL out loud at Galted's post this morning. Can't find 606v3 though....

Morning Seany.  Yeah I LOL'd out loud as well.  The old boy has still got it.  I am just happy life has turned out so well for him since the end of his Culture Cup love affair.

Nice weekend?

 
So so. Still no cricket but watched the game anyway. Quite amusing seeing our (casual) racist opening bowler's disbelief when a few of their players got their carpets out and started praying.
 
Painted one side of the house yesterday then went to a BBQ where I was chief entertainment for 3 toddlers. The 2 year old is a violent bugger, swung a bit of rope with a buckle on the end right across my back. Tempted to land the liver punch on the f'ker but too many adults around.

seanmichaels wrote:The 2 year old is a violent bugger, swung a bit of rope with a buckle on the end right across my back.

Sounds like one of Tino's.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:The 2 year old is a violent bugger, swung a bit of rope with a buckle on the end right across my back.

Sounds like one of Tino's.

LOL out loud.

No, this kid was 2. The one who KTFO'd Tino was 5.

Morning (will leave this one pretty generic as I have not decided whether I am talking to Tina again yet)

Rowley wrote:Morning (will leave this one pretty generic as I have not decided whether I am talking to Tina again yet)

Come on Jeff. I've said sorry.

Let's put it behind us and move on.

It pains me to see on-going tension between two much-loved culture cup members. Or even Jeff and Tino. Group hug?

I think I probably should Tina, you do run the risk with these things of beginning to look petty.

Well this has brightened up a Monday morning.

Jules, not sure we are ready for a group hug though. Need to take things slowly. There was a lot of bad blood towards the end of last week.

I put it down to the fact we are all missing Galted.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Well this has brightened up a Monday morning.

Jules, not sure we are ready for a group hug though.  Need to take things slowly.  There was a lot of bad blood towards the end of last week.

I put it down to the fact we are all missing Galted.

Yes, that has put a strain on us all, especially knowing that he is the victim of ruthless capitalist slave-drivers. Rise up the proletariat, I say! Freedom for Galted!

Or he could just pop down to phones 4 you and get a decent bloody phone.

Got bored of waiting for football so marked D-Day with an episode of Band of Brothers. Bastogne. Love that episode.

seanmichaels wrote:Or he could just pop down to phones 4 you and get a decent bloody phone.

True - the lazy working-class shirker.

seanmichaels wrote:Got bored of waiting for football so marked D-Day with an episode of Band of Brothers. Bastogne. Love that episode.

My favourite episode.

As an aside I had / still have testicle ache. A pulsing painful throb. Think it is similar to Super's.

seanmichaels wrote:As an aside I had / still have testicle ache. A pulsing painful throb. Think it is similar to Super's.

Almost certainly cancer. Get em both off just to be sure.

Don't do yourself when you're drunk tonight though.

I'm going to have a few days off this week. Got a bit bored of drinking over the weekend.

seanmichaels wrote:I'm going to have a few days off this week. Got a bit bored of drinking over the weekend.

You're bored of drinking at the weekend, so you're taking a few days off to do it in the week, in the hope that it's more exciting?

There is more to life than drinking and chasing women Sean, just saying.

Rowley wrote:There is more to life than drinking and chasing women Sean, just saying.

Yeah, don't forget mortgages, unfulfilling jobs and withering away in old age.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:There is more to life than drinking and chasing women Sean, just saying.

Yeah, don't forget mortgages, unfulfilling jobs and withering away in old age.

You missed the general failing of your body and its related functions.

Rowley wrote:There is more to life than drinking and chasing women Sean, just saying.

Suppose so....

I think I may have reached the age where I can't get away with it physically as well. I used the missus's new scales at the weekend and measured a career high 13.4st.

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:There is more to life than drinking and chasing women Sean, just saying.

Suppose so....

I think I may have reached the age where I can't get away with it physically as well. I used the missus's new scales at the weekend and measured a career high 13.4st.

Otherwise known as 'one of TopHat's legs'.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:There is more to life than drinking and chasing women Sean, just saying.

Suppose so....

I think I may have reached the age where I can't get away with it physically as well. I used the missus's new scales at the weekend and measured a career high 13.4st.

Otherwise known as 'one of TopHat's legs'.

Has he lost a bit? Good on him.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:There is more to life than drinking and chasing women Sean, just saying.

Yeah, don't forget mortgages, unfulfilling jobs and withering away in old age.

You missed the general failing of your body and its related functions.

Yes I did, because of my failing memory.

Wonder where Superfly is today?  He did say he was going to try working from home this week.

I think he is probably sitting on his sofa in a string vest and tartan Y-fronts, watching his 'best of Gordon Strachan' video and drinking Buckie.

Jeff wrote:'one of TopHat's legs'.

Is this now a universal measurement, such as "Area the size of Wales" or "Size of a double decker bus"?

rick_dagless wrote:

Jeff wrote:'one of TopHat's legs'.

Is this now a universal measurement, such as "Area the size of Wales" or "Size of a double decker bus"?

I was reading a Paul Hollywood recipe and he referred to a thimble of yeast as a 'Tino's Hampton of yeast'

I was reading a copy of Gok Wan's autobiography over the weekend (someone had left it on the train....) and he referred to his difficult childhood as a gay man who was terrified of admitting to his sexuality.

The chapter was simply entitled 'Sean'.

I had some Gok Wan glasses. They bit the dust after the 2013 England versus Wales game. All day drinking Guinness topped off with 3 or 4 cocktails before the train journey home. Face surfed the platform and ended up with broken glasses, scarred face and a bruised jaw (caused by the missus's left hook when I walked in).

seanmichaels wrote:As an aside I had / still have testicle ache. A pulsing painful throb. Think it is similar to Super's.

My ball ache passed. Almost certain that I'd managed to just lie on it somehow when I was sleepy. Now just recovering from Tina's wife crushing it with her gums.

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:As an aside I had / still have testicle ache. A pulsing painful throb. Think it is similar to Super's.

My ball ache passed.  Almost certain that I'd managed to just lie on it somehow when I was sleepy.  Now just recovering from Tina's wife crushing it with her gums.  

She took her teeth out?

Lucky you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:As an aside I had / still have testicle ache. A pulsing painful throb. Think it is similar to Super's.

My ball ache passed.  Almost certain that I'd managed to just lie on it somehow when I was sleepy.  Now just recovering from Tina's wife crushing it with her gums.  

She took her teeth out?  

Lucky you.

Not deliberately, they got caught on Julius's pi55 bag.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:As an aside I had / still have testicle ache. A pulsing painful throb. Think it is similar to Super's.

My ball ache passed.  Almost certain that I'd managed to just lie on it somehow when I was sleepy.  Now just recovering from Tina's wife crushing it with her gums.  

She took her teeth out?  

Lucky you.

Not deliberately, they got caught on Julius's pi55 bag.

  

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:As an aside I had / still have testicle ache. A pulsing painful throb. Think it is similar to Super's.

My ball ache passed.  Almost certain that I'd managed to just lie on it somehow when I was sleepy.  Now just recovering from Tina's wife crushing it with her gums.  

She took her teeth out?  

Lucky you.

Not deliberately, they got caught on Julius's pi55 bag.

  

Yeah, go ahead, laugh. It wasn't funny at the time.

seanmichaels wrote:No, this kid was 2. The one who KTFO'd Tino was 5.

sean, have you heard about this show called "The Slap"? Only saw bits of it but it was quite popular here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Slap_%28TV_series%29

Pubic Holiday here today. Queer's Birthday. Lots of rain all day hairy monkey's smooth balls.

...you don't know how hard that last sentence was to write, Julius.
(hurts my eyes to see it actually posted!)

Linebreaker wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:No, this kid was 2. The one who KTFO'd Tino was 5.

sean, have you heard about this show called "The Slap"? Only saw bits of it but it was quite popular here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Slap_%28TV_series%29

Pubic Holiday here today. Queer's Birthday. Lots of rain all day hairy monkey's smooth balls.

Forget the last sentence, I'm amazed everyone gets a holiday for a queer's birthday.

KR is here. Afternoon fellas. Wonderful one in the republic. The cold front is gone, and the basketball season is back. Scored 18pts in a blowout win, and landed a massive dunk on some poor sod. Poor fool got massively posterized... Feeling good, feeling triumphant.

Never seen it LB. Was a big fan of Rex Hunt's Fishing Adventures though. Yibbida Yibbida

All day breakfast for lunch, belter...

Chicken, chorizo and cheddar Roll from Crusts, salt and vinegar McCoys from Tesco and a giant empire biscuit from Crusts.

Satisfying.

Tuna steak (over cooked) with salad, pasta and some French stick on the side. Dessert was supposed to jam roly-poly but mine didn't appear to have been near any jam so I left it.

Finished off with a hand job from Kim in the print room.

Satisfying.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Tuna steak (over cooked) with salad, pasta and some French stick on the side.  Dessert was supposed to jam roly-poly but mine didn't appear to have been near any jam so I left it.

Finished off with a hand job from Kim in the print room.

Satisfying.  

Dessert was supposed to be jam roly-poly

 

Subtle. Clever.

Roly poly Kim?

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

The more you look at "Roly-poly" the stupider it sounds and looks....

Don't think I can avoid a couple of cans tonight. May just pick up 2 ice cold Orangebooms.