The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:How's Kim? There was a girl in our meeting who was a bit roomy but had a decent face. Would definitley make love to it given half the chance. I imagine Kim would be like her.

Reason for editing : too many hers, but not to correct 'definitley'

Just bog off

               
That nearly made me ROFLMAO...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

 
I bet she'd be a bit moist after the tube ride home on a day like today.

Have some Sagres in the fridge and have the day off tomorrow.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

 
I bet she'd be a bit moist after the tube ride home on a day like today.

To be fair to her, even the thinnest and most in shape person (me) can get a bit sweaty down there in this heat.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

 
I bet she'd be a bit moist after the tube ride home on a day like today.

To be fair to her, even the thinnest and most in shape person (me) can get a bit sweaty down there in this heat.

Take off your jumper.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

 
I bet she'd be a bit moist after the tube ride home on a day like today.

To be fair to her, even the thinnest and most in shape person (me) can get a bit sweaty down there in this heat.

Take off your jumper.  

Took it off ages ago. It was still jumper weather when I left this morning but I took it off about 10:00. Just about the time the girls in the office started swooning.

I actually like the underground, it is about as close to sex as I am getting at the moment.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

 
I bet she'd be a bit moist after the tube ride home on a day like today.

To be fair to her, even the thinnest and most in shape person (me) can get a bit sweaty down there in this heat.

Take off your jumper.  

Did I misunderstand? Are you asking me to take if off now?

This is all moving a bit too fast for me, Super. We haven't even met.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

 
I bet she'd be a bit moist after the tube ride home on a day like today.

To be fair to her, even the thinnest and most in shape person (me) can get a bit sweaty down there in this heat.

Take off your jumper.  

Took it off ages ago.  It was still jumper weather when I left this morning but I took it off about 10:00.  Just about the time the girls in the office started swooning.

When they saw the colour of your shirt?

Steady, Tina - London has a population problem as it is. Last thing it needs is your potent sperm floating about the Underground indiscriminately impregnating innocent by-standers.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

 
I bet she'd be a bit moist after the tube ride home on a day like today.

To be fair to her, even the thinnest and most in shape person (me) can get a bit sweaty down there in this heat.

Take off your jumper.  

Took it off ages ago.  It was still jumper weather when I left this morning but I took it off about 10:00.  Just about the time the girls in the office started swooning.

When they saw the colour of your shirt?

Light blue today, Jules. You'd love it. Bit worried if I start to sweat though. No hiding place if I do.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Bit worried if I start to sweat though.  No hiding place if I do.

Try the print room.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Bit worried if I start to sweat though.  No hiding place if I do.

Try the print room.

Not sure I can manage it again so soon.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Bit worried if I start to sweat though.  No hiding place if I do.

Try the print room.

Not sure I can manage it again so soon.

I could.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Bit worried if I start to sweat though.  No hiding place if I do.

Try the print room.

Not sure I can manage it again so soon.

I could.

It's a print room, Jules, not a disabled toilet.

Wonder if Rowley's bog has defrosted after winter? Some of this heat must be migrating up there.

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Bit worried if I start to sweat though.  No hiding place if I do.

Try the print room.

Not sure I can manage it again so soon.

I could.

It's a print room, Jules, not a disabled toilet.  

So now I'm old and disabled with a colostomy bag? Glad to see my standing in the culture cup going up.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Bit worried if I start to sweat though.  No hiding place if I do.

Try the print room.

Not sure I can manage it again so soon.

I could.

It's a print room, Jules, not a disabled toilet.  

So now I'm old and disabled with a colostomy bag? Glad to see my standing in the culture cup going up.

You probably smell of sheds as well.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Bit worried if I start to sweat though.  No hiding place if I do.

Try the print room.

Not sure I can manage it again so soon.

I could.

It's a print room, Jules, not a disabled toilet.  

So now I'm old and disabled with a colostomy bag? Glad to see my standing in the culture cup going up.

You probably smell of sheds as well.

No - I can't make it as far as my shed anymore.

Any of us Rik Mayall?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Any of us Rik Mayall?

Nope. Could well be Union though. I think he looks a bit like Mayall.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Any of us Rik Mayall?

Nope.  Could well be Union though.  I think he looks a bit like Mayall.

Rik Mayall was funny, think that rules out the possibility he is any of us.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Any of us Rik Mayall?

Nope.  Could well be Union though.  I think he looks a bit like Mayall.

Rik Mayall was funny, think that rules out the possibility he is any of us.

Until laser eye surgery, I looked a lot like Ade Edmondson...and he's from Bradford too. Had I not met him many years ago, I'd swear we were the same person. Like Eddie Hitler we both liked drinking, women with massive knockers and hitting people...and drinking.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Any of us Rik Mayall?

Nope.  Could well be Union though.  I think he looks a bit like Mayall.

Rik Mayall was funny, think that rules out the possibility he is any of us.

F*ck you Jeff.

Obviously did not mean you Julius, you are hilarious, but your humour is far too erudite, witty and sharp to be confused with the bawdy style preferred by Mayall.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

 
I bet she'd be a bit moist after the tube ride home on a day like today.

To be fair to her, even the thinnest and most in shape person (me) can get a bit sweaty down there in this heat.

I combat getting sweaty down there by packing great handfuls of talcum powder onto my b0llocks.  It doesn't f*cking work though.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

 
I bet she'd be a bit moist after the tube ride home on a day like today.

To be fair to her, even the thinnest and most in shape person (me) can get a bit sweaty down there in this heat.

I combat getting sweaty down there by packing great handfuls of talcum powder onto my b0llocks.  It doesn't f*cking work though.

I tried something similar but mistakenly used my stash of cocaine. I didn't really notice until Winona went down on me that evening. It was carnage. She was gangster tripping all night and went on a mammoth shoplifting spree.

We (the Culture Cup) miss you, Galted.

Things have gone a bit strange. Both myself and Jules have sworn at Jeff. Jeff didn't speak to me for 2 days. Seany has claimed to be bored with drinking. Superfly has posted a number of witty posts and Rick has completely stopped posting random Capital letTers.

All this must be down your daytime absence from the Cup.

It is becoming increasingly apparent Galted is the glue that keeps us all together.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Roly poly Kim?

That's a bit cruel, Rick.

 
I bet she'd be a bit moist after the tube ride home on a day like today.

To be fair to her, even the thinnest and most in shape person (me) can get a bit sweaty down there in this heat.

I combat getting sweaty down there by packing great handfuls of talcum powder onto my b0llocks.  It doesn't f*cking work though.

Must be a good talking point on 606v3 though.

I don't think there is a 606v3. I think Galted has made this up to reassure us that he is ok. It's his grown up imaginary friend.

At first, I believed that v3 existed with just Galted, bored housewives and ex-lingerie models but now I am beginning to doubt it.

I am worried about him.

I miss you bastards too, in the way that victims miss their serial killers when they (the victims) have been moved on to a different place.

I'd have been infinitely more prone to responding to your earlier posts if I wasn't off my head watching a Russian translation of Tender Is The Night, just one of the things I do to escape 606 v3 vag for a bit.  606 v3 is real, Tino, so real.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I don't think there is a 606v3. I think Galted has made this up to reassure us that he is ok. It's his grown up imaginary friend.

At first, I believed that v3 existed with just Galted, bored housewives and ex-lingerie models but now I am beginning to doubt it.

I am worried about him.

I've been told it's real in the same way Neverland is real. Can't find it on the web without faith, trust, and gawdawful hi-Tecs

606v3 is probably easier to find than a Jack Wolfskin fan forum.

JuliusHMarx wrote:606v3 is probably easier to find than a Jack Wolfskin fan forum.

http://www.outdoorsmagic.com/forum/gear/jack-wolfskin/43007.html

Have to say if this is 606v3 Galted has very much mis-sold it to us.

KR steps to the top of the podium, kisses the champagne-bearing models, and celebrates being fist again, for the first time in quite a while.

Morning people, a little chilly, but I cycled to work, so not too bad. Probably not going to do it again though.

Morning all. JHM is also here and is also referring to himself in the third person.

Michaels is also in the ghetto. Brrrraaaaappppppp.

Fourth!

Morning Rafa.  Beautiful day in Ingerland.  Sun is shining, barely a cloud in the sky and I ditched the jumper this morning.  Haven't even got one in my plastic bag.  I don't play by the rules.  I am the rules.

Morning JuliusHMarx. Morning Seano.

Morning Jules
Morning Sean
Morning Tina.

Lovely day again. Meeting ECB pitch adviser after work then removing furniture from lounge / dining room as having floorboards sanded down and white washed. Limited clandestine drinking opportunities.

Tino, if you literally threw the jumper into a ditch, then I would be impressed.

Eventually...

Sunsheiiiiinnnneee here today so all is good in the world.

Morning all!

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, if you literally threw the jumper into a ditch, then I would be impressed.

Can't do that, Jules. They are precious to me. Each one tells a story.

When they are past their best, I bag them up and put them in a clothes bin at Tesco.

There are some snappily dressed Africans out there these days.

Jumpers have made a comeback locally, although they tend to have some detailing to give them an "edge"... I own two, wore one on Saturday at my mate's rugby team function.

kingraf wrote:Jumpers have made a comeback locally, although they tend to have some detailing to give them an "edge"... I own two, wore on Saturday at my mate's rugby team function.

In SA I saw loads of brothers wearing jumpers sat by the side of the road in midsummer sun. They were more the christmas nitted types than the mid life crisis over the shoulder moleskin ones Tino wears.

kingraf wrote:Jumpers have made a comeback locally, although they tend to have some detailing to give them an "edge"... I own two, wore one on Saturday at my mate's rugby team function.

Jumpers are the future, Raf.

Jules wears knitted cardigans so this explains his stance on jumper/shirt combos.

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:Jumpers have made a comeback locally, although they tend to have some detailing to give them an "edge"... I own two, wore on Saturday at my mate's rugby team function.

In SA I saw loads of brothers wearing jumpers sat by the side of the road in midsummer sun. They were more the christmas nitted types than the mid life crisis over the shoulder moleskin ones Tino wears.

In winter they all make fires out of Tech by Tumi coats as they refuse to wear them.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:Jumpers have made a comeback locally, although they tend to have some detailing to give them an "edge"... I own two, wore on Saturday at my mate's rugby team function.

In SA I saw loads of brothers wearing jumpers sat by the side of the road in midsummer sun. They were more the christmas nitted types than the mid life crisis over the shoulder moleskin ones Tino wears.

In winter they all make fires out of Tech by Tumi coats as they refuse to wear them.

Don't be silly!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Jumpers have made a comeback locally, although they tend to have some detailing to give them an "edge"... I own two, wore one on Saturday at my mate's rugby team function.

Jumpers are the future, Raf.

Jules wears knitted cardigans so this explains his stance on jumper/shirt combos.

I look just like Starsky - http://www.securenet.net/members/irosen/rockysweater.jpg

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Jumpers have made a comeback locally, although they tend to have some detailing to give them an "edge"... I own two, wore one on Saturday at my mate's rugby team function.

Jumpers are the future, Raf.

Jules wears knitted cardigans so this explains his stance on jumper/shirt combos.

I look just like Starsky - http://www.securenet.net/members/irosen/rockysweater.jpg

Galted been sending you selfies again?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Jumpers have made a comeback locally, although they tend to have some detailing to give them an "edge"... I own two, wore one on Saturday at my mate's rugby team function.

Jumpers are the future, Raf.

Jules wears knitted cardigans so this explains his stance on jumper/shirt combos.

I look just like Starsky - http://www.securenet.net/members/irosen/rockysweater.jpg

Galted been sending you selfies again?

Yeah, but at least he's wearing clothes in that one.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:Jumpers have made a comeback locally, although they tend to have some detailing to give them an "edge"... I own two, wore on Saturday at my mate's rugby team function.

In SA I saw loads of brothers wearing jumpers sat by the side of the road in midsummer sun. They were more the christmas nitted types than the mid life crisis over the shoulder moleskin ones Tino wears.

In winter they all make fires out of Tech by Tumi coats as they refuse to wear them.

I went to TSMR's Granddad's last Wednesday, he is 88, virtually blind and one of the most frightful racists you're ever likely to meet. He had a Tech by Tumi coat on the post at the bottom of the stairs.

Morning all by the way. (including Tina as well)