The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by kingraf Wed 21 May 2014, 2:43 pm

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:How's Kim? There was a girl in our meeting who was a bit roomy but had a decent face. Would definitley make love to it given half the chance. I imagine Kim would be like her.

Reason for editing : too many hers, but not to correct 'definitley'

Just bog off

That nearly made me ROFLMAO...

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:56 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:Jumpers have made a comeback locally, although they tend to have some detailing to give them an "edge"... I own two, wore on Saturday at my mate's rugby team function.

In SA I saw loads of brothers wearing jumpers sat by the side of the road in midsummer sun. They were more the christmas nitted types than the mid life crisis over the shoulder moleskin ones Tino wears.

In winter they all make fires out of Tech by Tumi coats as they refuse to wear them.

I went to TSMR's Granddad's last Wednesday, he is 88, virtually blind and one of the most frightful racists you're ever likely to meet. He had a Tech by Tumi coat on the post at the bottom of the stairs.

Morning all by the way. (including Tina as well)

Perfect demographic for those hideous jackets.

Morning Jeffrey. Watch GoT last night? Brilliant stuff.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:58 am

I was thinking what your real names could be on the way to work this morning.

Tino - Nigel
Jeff - Terry
Jules - Dennis
Kingraf - Fannie
Superfly - Alec
Rick - Rick
Galted - Virgil

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:59 am

seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking what your real names could be on the way to work this morning.

Tino - Nigel
Jeff - Terry
Jules - Dennis
Kingraf - Fannie
Superfly - Alec
Rick - Rick
Galted - Virgil

Way off with mine.

Sean - Lorraine

by Rowley Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:59 am

I did indeed, may have to review my opinion of Jon Snow, who I had previously found very annoying. He is now ruggedly square jawed and heroic.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:01 am

Rowley wrote:I did indeed, may have to review my opinion of Jon Snow, who I had previously found very annoying. He is now ruggedly square jawed and heroic.

The newsreader?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:03 am

Rowley wrote:I did indeed, may have to review my opinion of Jon Snow, who I had previously found very annoying. He is now ruggedly square jawed and heroic.

Is his bird still alive? The ginger one? I think I am in love with her.

by Rowley Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I did indeed, may have to review my opinion of Jon Snow, who I had previously found very annoying. He is now ruggedly square jawed and heroic.

Is his bird still alive? The ginger one? I think I am in love with her.

If you're quick she might still be warm.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:05 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I did indeed, may have to review my opinion of Jon Snow, who I had previously found very annoying. He is now ruggedly square jawed and heroic.

Is his bird still alive? The ginger one? I think I am in love with her.

If you're quick

Goes without saying.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:07 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking what your real names could be on the way to work this morning.

Tino - Nigel
Jeff - Terry
Jules - Dennis
Kingraf - Fannie
Superfly - Alec
Rick - Rick
Galted - Virgil

Way off with mine.

I was trying to be offensive with yours. In reality I'm sure you are an abbreviation such as Jim but your mother still calls you Jamie.

by kingraf Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:08 am

seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking what your real names could be on the way to work this morning.

Tino - Nigel
Jeff - Terry
Jules - Dennis
Kingraf - Fannie
Superfly - Alec
Rick - Rick
Galted - Virgil

Close, uncomfortably close. to my nickname in any case.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:09 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking what your real names could be on the way to work this morning.

Tino - Nigel
Jeff - Terry
Jules - Dennis
Kingraf - Fannie
Superfly - Alec
Rick - Rick
Galted - Virgil

Way off with mine.

I was trying to be offensive with yours. In reality I'm sure you are an abbreviation such as Jim but your mother still calls you Jamie.

She calls him "Jumper Jamie"

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:11 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking what your real names could be on the way to work this morning.

Tino - Nigel
Jeff - Terry
Jules - Dennis
Kingraf - Fannie
Superfly - Alec
Rick - Rick
Galted - Virgil

Way off with mine.

I was trying to be offensive with yours. In reality I'm sure you are an abbreviation such as Jim but your mother still calls you Jamie.

Yep. Not Jim and Jamie but you're on the right track.

My wife calls me Tw*tface but that isn't my real name.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:20 am

sean wrote:Tino - Nigel
Jeff - Terry
Jules - Dennis
Kingraf - Fannie
Superfly - Alec
Rick - Rick
Galted - Virgil

Failed original Thunderbirds concept names?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:21 am

My missus just spends her time being 'disappointed'. And she's taken to calling me Kev after watching this series of Derek.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:28 am

kingraf wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking what your real names could be on the way to work this morning.

Tino - Nigel
Jeff - Terry
Jules - Dennis
Kingraf - Fannie
Superfly - Alec
Rick - Rick
Galted - Virgil

Close, uncomfortably close. to my nickname in any case.

Fannie Tickler?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:30 am

sean thinks about us on his way to work. That's nice.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:33 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:sean thinks about us on his way to work. That's nice.

Takes my mind off the envy I feel when I see council work on their ride on mowers.

by Rowley Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:33 am

I saw an advert for Wimbledon last night and thought of you Julius.

by kingraf Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:37 am

seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was thinking what your real names could be on the way to work this morning.

Tino - Nigel
Jeff - Terry
Jules - Dennis
Kingraf - Fannie
Superfly - Alec
Rick - Rick
Galted - Virgil

Close, uncomfortably close. to my nickname in any case.

Fannie Tickler?

NO

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:40 am

Rowley wrote:I saw an advert for Wimbledon last night and thought of you Julius.

One of my kids wet the bed last night and I thought of Julius.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:43 am

Tino thinks of me at night. That's nice.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:49 am

Thread Split day?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:01 am

Pubes

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:03 am

seanmichaels wrote:Tino is my favourite poster. I hope he gets the tread split this time. He deserves it. I think about him on the way in to work. Quite often in a massively gay way.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:04 am

Think it may go to the night watch this time...

Pubes

by kingraf Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:08 am

Think it happens early tomorrow.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:10 am

superflyweight wrote:Him just no type good. Him wear crap jumpers and have many child.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:28 am

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Him just no type good. Him wear crap jumpers and have many child.

No wear jumper today. Me have arms out of short sleeve shirt.

by Rowley Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:32 am

A short sleeve shirt? Jesus, it gets worse.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:33 am

Son of black eye and split lip buy it for him birthday

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:35 am

Rowley wrote:A short sleeve shirt? Jesus, it gets worse.

It's f*cking boiling in Laaandan, Jeffrey. The underground is like an Aga.

by Rowley Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:A short sleeve shirt? Jesus, it gets worse.

It's f*cking boiling in Laaandan, Jeffrey. The underground is like an Aga.

Can you imagine being in the same carriage as top hat, there will be people thinking there has been a chemical based terrorist attack.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:A short sleeve shirt? Jesus, it gets worse.

It's f*cking boiling in Laaandan, Jeffrey. The underground is like an ~~Aga~~ steel furnace.

Thought I'd make it as easier analogy. Anyway, I guess the underground is similar to the mine shafts he worked in as a toddler.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:39 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:A short sleeve shirt? Jesus, it gets worse.

It's f*cking boiling in Laaandan, Jeffrey. The underground is like an Aga.

Can you imagine being in the same carriage as top hat, there will be people thinking there has been a chemical based terrorist attack.

I think he gets cabs everywhere. There is no way he is fitting through the turnstiles on the underground.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:42 am

I bet there's some serious artillery on display in London today?

by Rowley Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:44 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:A short sleeve shirt? Jesus, it gets worse.

It's f*cking boiling in Laaandan, Jeffrey. The underground is like an ~~Aga~~ steel furnace.

Thought I'd make it as easier analogy. Anyway, I guess the underground is similar to the mine shafts he worked in as a toddler.

It was about the most middle class analogy we have ever had on here.

by kingraf Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:46 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:A short sleeve shirt? Jesus, it gets worse.

It's f*cking boiling in Laaandan, Jeffrey. The underground is like an Aga.

Short sleeves look good. Very stylish when a slim fit is worn with a skinny tie.

by Rowley Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:48 am

kingraf wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:A short sleeve shirt? Jesus, it gets worse.

It's f*cking boiling in Laaandan, Jeffrey. The underground is like an Aga.

Short sleeves look good. Very stylish when a slim fit is worn with a skinny tie.

If your idea of stylish is looking like a One Direction reject.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:48 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:A short sleeve shirt? Jesus, it gets worse.

It's f*cking boiling in Laaandan, Jeffrey. The underground is like an ~~Aga~~ steel furnace.

Thought I'd make it as easier analogy. Anyway, I guess the underground is similar to the mine shafts he worked in as a toddler.

It was about the most middle class analogy we have ever had on here.

Is this an appropriate time to confess to having an Aga?

And yes, Seano, summer in London is about the only time it's worth being here.

by kingraf Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:54 am

Rowley wrote:
kingraf wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:A short sleeve shirt? Jesus, it gets worse.

It's f*cking boiling in Laaandan, Jeffrey. The underground is like an Aga.

Short sleeves look good. Very stylish when a slim fit is worn with a skinny tie.

If your idea of stylish is looking like a One Direction reject.

At 6'0 216lbs, I tend to look more like a One Direction Security Personnel reject.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:55 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Is this an appropriate time to confess to having an Aga?

And yes, Seano, summer in London is about the only time it's worth being here.[/quote]

I would have liked an aga. Could have picked up a lovely one for the price of that f'king door.

Anyone ever put a joint in an exterior waste /foul pipe before. Agreed to save money on the ensuite by doing that bit myself. Think I may have bitten off more than I can chew.....

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:56 am

kingraf wrote:
At 6'0 216lbs, I tend to look more like a One Direction Security Personnel reject.

Or Paul Potts.....

by kingraf Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:58 am

seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:
At 6'0 216lbs, I tend to look more like a One Direction Security Personnel reject.

Or Paul Potts.....

When I was younger, definitely.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:

Is this an appropriate time to confess to having an Aga?

And yes, Seano, summer in London is about the only time it's worth being here.

I would have liked an aga. Could have picked up a lovely one for the price of that f'king door.

Anyone ever put a joint in an exterior waste /foul pipe before. Agreed to save money on the ensuite by doing that bit myself. Think I may have bitten off more than I can chew.....[/quote]

With the quote function or the plumbing?

by Rowley Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:08 am

Sean has a similar relationship to the quote function as I do with the writings of Umberto Eco, we both seemed doomed never to understand or master it but persist in trying.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:13 am

Rowley wrote:Sean has a similar relationship to the quote function as I do with the writings of Umberto Eco, we both seemed doomed never to understand or master it but persist in trying.

Is that the Umberto Eco? Born on the 5th January 1932? The Italian semiotician, essayist, philosopher, literary critic, and novelist, best known for his groundbreaking 1980 historical mystery novel Il nome della rosa?

I love his stuff.

by kingraf Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:17 am

We've flirted dangerously close to cultural matters.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:18 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Sean has a similar relationship to the quote function as I do with the writings of Umberto Eco, we both seemed doomed never to understand or master it but persist in trying.

Is that the Umberto Eco? Born on the 5th January 1932? The Italian semiotician, essayist, philosopher, literary critic, and novelist, best known for his groundbreaking 1980 historical mystery novel Il nome della rosa?

I love his stuff.

No, not that Umberto Eco. The other one.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:21 am

Umberto Eco sounds like a washing machine.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:25 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Sean has a similar relationship to the quote function as I do with the writings of Umberto Eco, we both seemed doomed never to understand or master it but persist in trying.

Is that the Umberto Eco? Born on the 5th January 1932? The Italian semiotician, essayist, philosopher, literary critic, and novelist, best known for his groundbreaking 1980 historical mystery novel Il nome della rosa?

I love his stuff.

No, not that Umberto Eco. The other one.

Oh right, I don't know him then.

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