The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 Jun 2014, 2:14 pm

First topic message reminder :

Fist

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 6:20 pm

kingraf wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I feel betrayed by Raf. He told us he was off whoring it around the Indian Ocean. Instead, he's over on the boxing boards using the word "thrice".

I'm still in the Indian Ocean, Mauritius at the moment, and off to Reunion in two days. Been scarce this week, but I couldn't resist a nibble at Truss backing Frazier to beat someone in two.

Anyway, was great touching base. Mauritius isn't really a great place after dark, especially the Hindi majority... Thats why Im posting at eight pm when i should be passed out somewhere. Didn't realise the place was so religious. Great pity - Spent the entire morning tanning at the beach, and there were plenty maidens whose inner sanctums I'd like to have entered...

I didn't though (on the off chance my beautiful girlfriend is reading)....

If you need any advice on boat travel or snorkelling I'm available, kingraf. Neither of them faze me.

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:47 pm

Where is everyone?

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:47 pm

Are you all waiting for me to go to bed?

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:47 pm

Bastards.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:52 pm

I'm here Galted. I'm here for you, my old friend.

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:58 pm

I love you, Julius. I love you in a manly let's-go-hunting-and-fishing-and-camping-together-with-no-bumming-involved way.

by kingraf Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:59 pm

I'm here as well. Quite exhausted though. Who knew chasing skirts was this time consuming?

edit - I was looking to buy the perfect one for my girlfriend

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:18 pm

Very good wordplay, kingraf. You should really be looking to get your leg over though rather than p1ssing about on forums seeing as it's your last year of teendom and your knob's in its prime.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:19 pm

Galted wrote:I love you, Julius. I love you in a manly let's-go-hunting-and-fishing-and-camping-together-with-no-bumming-involved way.

Agreed, as long as I don't actually have to go hunting, fishing or camping.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:21 pm

Just collect the firewood and boil some water you mean?

Good morning by the way.

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:21 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:I love you, Julius. I love you in a manly let's-go-hunting-and-fishing-and-camping-together-with-no-bumming-involved way.

Agreed, as long as I don't actually have to go hunting, fishing or camping.

Fine with me. We could get a blanket and thermos and sit on Henman Hill, complaining about the noise and how youngsters today don't pull their trousers up to a suitable height.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:29 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:I love you, Julius. I love you in a manly let's-go-hunting-and-fishing-and-camping-together-with-no-bumming-involved way.

Agreed, as long as I don't actually have to go hunting, fishing or camping.

Fine with me. We could get a blanket and thermos and sit on Henman Hill, complaining about the noise and how youngsters today don't pull their trousers up to a suitable height.

They don't, do they. Some of them even colour the tips of their hair.

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:30 pm

Linebreaker wrote:Just collect the firewood and boil some water you mean?

Good morning by the way.

I'm sure that Julius would get the butler to collect firewood and boil water before shooting him in the face with his favourite musket.

Not really sure whether "morning" or "evening" is an appropriate response.

by kingraf Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:38 pm

My last month actually. Mauritius is rather quiet, and there's been precious little to do, socially. Off to Reunion tomorrow, which should be the drunken orgy I was promised.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:46 pm

Yeah, you can't beat a good reunion.

by Rowley Fri 27 Jun 2014, 7:44 am

Morning all.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:14 am

Morning Jeff, how are you this fine Friday?

Or are you simply glad you are not moderating the Football/Liverpool boards?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:22 am

Morning Rickster. Morning Jeffrey.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:25 am

Morning all. Dress down day today. Keeping my eye out for some white pointers.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:29 am

seanmichaels wrote:Morning all. Dress down day today.

Morning Seany.

You should be a maverick like me and dress down everyday (if not wearing a suit and tie constitutes 'dressing down' when there is nothing in rules to say I am allowed to discard them). I play by my rules. Too rock and roll for anything else.

What has your missus made you wear today then?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:34 am

Morning Tino, Morning sean.

Not dress down here today, which is probably for the best as it is raining, and dress down days should be saved for hot days, and skimpier clothing.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:36 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Morning all. Dress down day today.

Morning Seany.

You should be a maverick like me and dress down everyday (if not wearing a suit and tie constitutes 'dressing down' when there is nothing in rules to say I am allowed to discard them). I play by my rules. Too rock and roll for anything else.

What has your missus made you wear today then?

I have a burgundy polo shirt type thing from Reiss. Jeans and blue suede ankle boots with orange-y sort of stitching.

Bit worried actually. Have an eye test today and need some sun glasses for france as well as 2 new pairs of normal glasses. She is insistent on coming to choose the glasses and most she has picked out so far are Dennis Taylor / Deirdrie Barlow types.....

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:39 am

seanmichaels wrote:Morning all. Dress down day today. Keeping my eye out for some white pointers.

Just don't ask Tino for some pointers.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:45 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Morning all. Dress down day today. Keeping my eye out for some white pointers.

Just don't ask Tino for some pointers.

Or you.

I don't think Sean is ready for the blue rinse and knitted cardigan look.

Julius, can you answer me something please. Why do you old people always wear coats in the summer, no matter how hot it is? And trousers, shirt and a tie? What is all that about?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:52 am

It's a sympathy thing. We like to make young people look good by comparison and it's the only outfit that looks worse than a Next shirt/jumper combo.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:00 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's a sympathy thing. We like to make young people look good by comparison and it's the only outfit that looks worse than a Next shirt/jumper combo.

Sean's just described himself as looking like Danny Dyer in elf shoes. That is worse than any Next shirt/jumper combo (light blue shirt/black jumper today, since you asked).

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:03 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:(light blue shirt/black jumper today, since you asked).

I believe in miracles
Since you came along...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:05 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:(light blue shirt/black jumper today, since you asked).

I believe in miracles
Since you came along...

Can't you groom me via PM, Jules?

I get all shy on the main board.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:06 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:It's a sympathy thing. We like to make young people look good by comparison and it's the only outfit that looks worse than a Next shirt/jumper combo.

Sean's just described himself as looking like Danny Dyer in elf shoes. That is worse than any Next shirt/jumper combo (light blue shirt/black jumper today, since you asked).

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:00 am

Bit sh1te on here today. Don't know whether to go to the boozer at lunch. Already have a £35 tab to settle at the cricket club tonight.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:03 am

seanmichaels wrote:Bit sh1te on here today. Don't know whether to go to the boozer at lunch. Already have a £35 tab to settle at the cricket club tonight.

You could just pick up some cheap beer at the off-license and drink it under a bridge with the other alkies.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:06 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Bit sh1te on here today. Don't know whether to go to the boozer at lunch. Already have a £35 tab to settle at the cricket club tonight.

You could just pick up some cheap beer at the off-license and drink it under a bridge with the other alkies.

I am a bit off cheap beer / cider at the moment. Oranjeboom at the shop round the corner from work has been reduced to £4.50 but I've already bought 16 cans from there this week. Another 8 and he'll start to think I have a problem.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:12 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Bit sh1te on here today. Don't know whether to go to the boozer at lunch. Already have a £35 tab to settle at the cricket club tonight.

You could just pick up some cheap beer at the off-license and drink it under a bridge with the other alkies.

And shouldn't ib be Alchies?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:13 am

He is probably fully aware you have a problem sean, due to rocking up at ungodly hours stinking of stale cider...

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:14 am

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Bit sh1te on here today. Don't know whether to go to the boozer at lunch. Already have a £35 tab to settle at the cricket club tonight.

You could just pick up some cheap beer at the off-license and drink it under a bridge with the other alkies.

And shouldn't ib be Alchies?

No, 'alkies' is correct. Shouldn't 'ib' be 'it'?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:25 am

I knew a bloke called Ib once. From Denmark.

Not to be confused with Eb which is Hungarian for dog. Or pooch more correctly.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:31 am

I don't smell. I mouthwash, brush and shower properly. Even bought a bag of those brush things for in between your teeth. Immensely satisfying. Saves going back to the psycho hygienist.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:03 am

How many times, Michaels.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:06 am

Ever? Wouldn't know. At least twice a day these days

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:11 am

seanmichaels wrote:Ever? Wouldn't know. At least twice a day these days

I meant how many times are you going to kill this, once vibrant, thread.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:14 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Ever? Wouldn't know. At least twice a day these days

I meant how many times are you going to kill this, once vibrant, thread.

Bog off windows.

(Sorry, but I figured if I posted it instead of michaels, the thread might survive)

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:18 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Ever? Wouldn't know. At least twice a day these days

I meant how many times are you going to kill this, once vibrant, thread.

Bog off windows.

(Sorry, but I figured if I posted it instead of michaels, the thread might survive)

I can't work out if Sean is just a victim of poor timing or if it is just him.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:24 am

I was born on Friday the 13th (albeit Good Friday). I'll always be the victim of poor timing.

by Rowley Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:26 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Ever? Wouldn't know. At least twice a day these days

I meant how many times are you going to kill this, once vibrant, thread.

Bog off windows.

(Sorry, but I figured if I posted it instead of michaels, the thread might survive)

I can't work out if Sean is just a victim of poor timing or if it is just him.

To believe the former, you have to have a belief in coincidence that most conspiracy theorists would recoil from.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:32 am

MH370 landed on Ile de Saint-Paul.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:41 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Ever? Wouldn't know. At least twice a day these days

I meant how many times are you going to kill this, once vibrant, thread.

Bog off windows.

(Sorry, but I figured if I posted it instead of michaels, the thread might survive)

I can't work out if Sean is just a victim of poor timing or if it is just him.

To believe the former, you have to have a belief in coincidence that most conspiracy theorists would recoil from.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I was tired when I watched the moon landings documentary. I have changed my mind.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:44 am

What you up to this weekend Tino?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:45 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Ever? Wouldn't know. At least twice a day these days

I meant how many times are you going to kill this, once vibrant, thread.

Bog off windows.

(Sorry, but I figured if I posted it instead of michaels, the thread might survive)

I can't work out if Sean is just a victim of poor timing or if it is just him.

To believe the former, you have to have a belief in coincidence that most conspiracy theorists would recoil from.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I was tired when I watched the moon landings documentary. I have changed my mind.

It takes a big man to admit he was wrong Tino. (Btw, I didn't used to think that.)

by **seanmichaels** Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:47 am

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:36 pm

seanmichaels wrote:6001

So that means your 6000th post was asking me what my weekend involves. What a lovely, beautiful moment Seany. I am deeply touched.

Nothing much in answer to your landmark question. Think we are going pond dipping in Norfolk on Sunday but that is it.

You?

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