The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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Galted wrote:Rubbish on here today.

Hi Galted.

How is Glated?  I miss you both.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Rubbish on here today.

Hi Galted.

How is Glated?  I miss you both.

Hello Tino/Bog off, Windows

He's feeling gay today, very gay indeed.  We miss you too.

Have you got a new job yet?  Or upgraded your sh*tty phone?

I could do with you in the day to deflect some of the vitriol that comes my way.

What vitriol, I actively decided to avoid opening the day with a post slagging you off, despite Sean setting me up almost perfectly to do just that. Makes me wonder why I make the effort sometimes.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Have you got a new job yet?  Or upgraded your sh*tty phone?

I could do with you in the day to deflect some of the vitriol that comes my way.

Neither, I'm afraid.  Seems my lack of qualifications could be a stumbling-block in terms of a new job and my sh*tty phone is possessed by the devil.  And how do you shoot the devil in the back, Tino? What if you miss?

The vitriol is beastly but the thread seems to be expanding contributor-wise, I feel proud to have once been a part of it.  I have the odd phone-read at lunchtime and must admit to p1ssing myself occasionally, unfortunately the respond option is buntishly non-existent.  Michaels seems to be evermore confident and dominant and the 667Killer is now lurking quite openly.

Rowley wrote:What vitriol, I actively decided to avoid opening the day with a post slagging you off, despite Sean setting me up almost perfectly to do just that. Makes me wonder why I make the effort sometimes.

Your clumsy reverse psychology doesn't wash with me, Jeffrey. You might be able to fool a blunt instrument like Sean but not me.

Galted wrote:
And how do you shoot the devil in the back, Tino? What if you miss?

Send him to me. I'll rip his t*ts off.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:
And how do you shoot the devil in the back, Tino? What if you miss?

Send him to me.  I'll rip his t*ts off.

Will do, Tino, have heard that Men of the North are a bit of an Achilles heal for the devil.  That and his monumental pair of rippable t1ts.

Can you try and ensure you send him round to Tina's when his son is in. Am not suggesting for a minute Tina can't get the job done, but do think it makes sense to err on the side of caution.

You play pretty good fiddle Tino,
But give the devil his due...

Rowley wrote:Can you try and ensure you send him round to Tina's when his son is in. Am not suggesting for a minute Tina can't get the job done, but do think it makes sense to err on the side of caution.

That is the most sensible thing you've said in days.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Can you try and ensure you send him round to Tina's when his son is in. Am not suggesting for a minute Tina can't get the job done, but do think it makes sense to err on the side of caution.

That is the most sensible thing you've said in days.

Not up against a lot of competition in all fairness.

Is anybody watching the football? Good game for a 0-0.

Am trying to despite being a bit michaeled. Even better game now for 0-0 after the last few seconds.

Galted wrote:Am trying to despite being a bit michaeled.  Even better game now for 0-0 after the last few seconds.

I'm completely sober. That Muller chap should be shot for missing the last header. Or at least have a thumb removed.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Can you try and ensure you send him round to Tina's when his son is in. Am not suggesting for a minute Tina can't get the job done, but do think it makes sense to err on the side of caution.

That is the most sensible thing you've said in days.

Not up against a lot of competition in all fairness.

Rowley doesnt really get appreciated much for excellent ripostes with minimal effort. All Hail Rowley.

Now that is a proper first post of the day.

Rowley wrote:Now that is a proper first post of the day.

Always......had you......down....as.........a................b*ttlicker.......Rowley.

  Tinoey  

I only had a few beers last night despite being home alone. I think poisoned myself over the weekend.

Watched latest episode of the Vikings then the Algeria Germany game over 4 lamb chops, jersey royal potatoes and a cabbage and pea medley.

Finally open to the fact that England are shiite. If those Algerians had been in an England strip they'd be on £200k minimum a week and termed the new Golden generation.

seanmichaels wrote:I only had a few beers last night despite being home alone. I think poisoned myself over the weekend.

Watched latest episode of the Vikings then the Algeria Germany game over 4 lamb chops, jersey royal potatoes and a cabbage and pea medley.

Finally open to the fact that England are shiite. If those Algerians had been in an England strip they'd be on £200k minimum a week and termed the new Golden generation.

They were reet good weren't they?  Not often I sit and watch a whole football match, but that was a gripping game last night.  The German defenders are pretty slow.

Little bit of free advice, Seany, calling it a cabbage and pea 'medley' just makes you sound like a tw*t.  It's just cabbage and peas.

Morning all. Feeling good today - just had a cereal and milk medley for breakfast.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Little bit of free advise, Seany, calling it a cabbage and pea 'medley' just makes you sound like a tw*t.  It's just cabbage and peas.

 
Yeah I know. But it wasn't just cabbage and peas. I threw in some herbs from the garden, cider vinegar and a smidgen of cream.
 
How was your bowl of cornflakes?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning all. Feeling good today - just had a cereal and milk medley for breakfast.

Bog off Jules.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning all. Feeling good today - just had a cereal and milk medley for breakfast.

Morning Jules.

I had a toast and jam infusion.

Tino wrote:Little bit of free advise

Nonsense!

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Little bit of free advise

Nonsense!

I did that to live down to Jules low expectations of me.

Fair enough then Tino...

Morning all, I have had no time for breakfast, infused or otherwise. I am currently contemplating taking the cereal bar from the guy on the desk next to me. It has been there for a day and that makes it communal... Probably

I want a TSMR and Mrs Fly infusion.

It's terrible isn't Tino? One little typo and the anal-retentive spelling Nazis are down on you like a ton of bricks. Nothing better to do with their time, I guess.

By the way, there should be an apostrophe on "Jules".

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's terrible isn't Tino? One little typo and the anal-retentive spelling Nazis are down on you like a ton of bricks. Nothing better to do with their time, I guess.

By the way, there should be an apostrophe on "Jules".

I wouldn't have minded so much, but it was Rick "raNDoM caPiTaL lETTerS" Dagless correcting me.

That hurts.

rick_dagless wrote: It has been there for a day and that makes it communal... Probably

Not a lawyer by any stretch but think I am right in saying that is actual employment law you are quoting there Rick. Sure superfly will confirm it when he arrives, but think you are pretty much clear to eat it, legally and morally. Enjoy.

eAt aWay, riCk.

Tino wrote:I wouldn't have minded so much, but it was Rick "raNDoM caPiTaL lETTerS" Dagless correcting me.

That hurts.

Well your abuse of my 1500 post had me in a morose mood all weekend, so we are now even and can go about the day.

Jeff wrote:Not a lawyer by any stretch but think I am right in saying that is actual employment law you are quoting there Rick. Sure superfly will confirm it when he arrives, but think you are pretty much clear to eat it, legally and morally. Enjoy.

Excellent Jeff, thanks for clearing that up, I shall enjoy without guilt...

606's very own Johnny Cochrane has spoken. That is good enough for me.

superfly wrote:eAt aWay, riCk.

All over it, but your post is riddled with random capital letters super. Are you still michaeled?

Does "michaeled" mean walking around with my fly open? If so, yes.

superflyweight wrote:Does "michaeled" mean walking around with my fly open?  If so, yes.  

It surely would. I was doing the fly on saturday (balls only slipped through). Great fun chatting to people and waiting for them to realise. Missus hates it.

seanmichaels wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Does "michaeled" mean walking around with my fly open?  If so, yes.  

It surely would. I was doing the fly on saturday (balls only slipped through). Great fun chatting to people and waiting for them to realise. Missus hates it.  

Yeah, the joke's on them!

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Does "michaeled" mean walking around with my fly open?  If so, yes.  

It surely would. I was doing the fly on saturday (balls only slipped through). Great fun chatting to people and waiting for them to realise. Missus hates it.  

Yeah, the joke's on them!

It is! Try it tonight.

Is this going to be the new Planking?

I chat with people on the internet with my balls out, but no-one ever seems to realise.

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