The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by Rowley Tue 01 Jul 2014, 10:26 am

First topic message reminder :

May be an age thing, but is Sean seriously saying he talks to people with his testicles out to see how long they take to notice? And that doing so is a laugh?

Never thought I would say this, but bring back National Service if so.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:36 am

Union Cane wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Were you hoping to make a joke about there not being enough room for all the candles?

Not at all, I was merely trying to steer the conversation back to food.

This is my favourite cake - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_food_cake

You can't buy them in the UK, except as powdered mixes, which don't taste quite the same. I keep meaning to make one from scratch. Last year (or the year before) I got an Angel Food Cake pan for my birthday.

by **Union Cane** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:40 am

Looks good.

Do you keep the pan under your bed?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:55 am

Couldn't resist a dig at the old guy, could you?

by Rowley Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:05 am

Morning all, happy birthday Jules

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:10 am

Rowley wrote:Morning all, happy birthday Jules

Morning Jeff.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

by **Union Cane** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:23 am

He's not biting, Mind.

Biting.

Geddit?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:24 am

Jules, it appears you share a birthday with one of our part time contributors.

Dave.

Happy birthday to Dave as well.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:29 am

Dave as in DAVE?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:30 am

rick_dagless wrote:Dave as in DAVE?

Yes. Dave as in DAVE as in DAVE667.

The worlds biggest BON JOVI fan.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:32 am

Tino wrote:Yes. Dave as in DAVE as in DAVE667.

The worlds biggest BON JOVI fan.

Could be on a birthday killing spree, or watching STEEL PANTHER...

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:34 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Yes. Dave as in DAVE as in DAVE667.

The worlds biggest BON JOVI fan.

Could be on a birthday killing spree, or watching STEEL PANTHER...

I think his wife has got him tickets for the GOO GOO DOLLS tonight so he is probably on his way there.

by **Union Cane** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:42 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Yes. Dave as in DAVE as in DAVE667.

The worlds biggest BON JOVI fan.

Could be on a birthday killing spree, or watching STEEL PANTHER...

I think his wife has got him tickets for the GOO GOO DOLLS tonight so he is probably on his way there.

Supported by ELO, OMD and ᗅᗺᗷᗅ.

by kingraf Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:44 am

Does anyone watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel? Had a spot of insomnia last night, and once arguing about boxings drug testing measures with the great soothsayer Strongback and the Mackem Mawler got boring, I gave it a look... The Ancient Egyptians were so obviously not of this earth.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:47 am

kingraf wrote:Does anyone watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel?

Sorry Raf, can't help.

I either watch rugby, cricket, boxing, Game of Thrones or porn. That's about it.

by kingraf Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:54 am

Pity Tina, it's a fantastic show - they tend to ask very good questions, and then come up with comically unrealistic answers...
"Why are the great pyramids in such specific geographic locations?"
"Obviously the ancients were aliens who needed to harness the power of the sun for their spaceships which travel at hyperspeed."

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:56 am

26 away from Thread Split... Are we going gonad related again?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:57 am

For example "O DEAR I'M A GONAD" is an anagram of Diego Maradona

by **superflyweight** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:57 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Does anyone watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel?

Sorry Raf, can't help.

I either watch rugby, cricket, boxing, Game of Thrones or arthropod porn. That's about it.

Fixed that.

by Rowley Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:58 am

That is one of my favourite things about conspiracy theorists. When there is not an easy or obvious answer to a question they see that as carte blanche to fill in the gaps with absolute mumbo jumbo.

by **Union Cane** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:59 am

MY GONADS ROAR is an anagram of Gordon Ramsey.

by Rowley Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:00 am

ALF NO DICK is an anagram of Nick Faldo.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:02 am

WOMAN HITLER is Mother in law

by **Union Cane** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:03 am

NICE SPANNERS - Princess Anne

by kingraf Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:03 am

I find myself watching weird shows on tv now. Ever since I found out who Red John was in The Mentalist, I've taken to odd shows like the Lingerie Football League, big fan of the Chicago Bliss.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:05 am

END IS A CAR SPIN - Princess Diana

by kingraf Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:07 am

rick_dagless wrote:END IS A CAR SPIN - Princess Diana

Well, that's quite accurate

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:07 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Does anyone watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel?

Sorry Raf, can't help.

I either watch rugby, cricket, boxing, Game of Thrones or arthropod porn. That's about it.

Fixed that.

Hello Superfly. Welcome back.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:08 am

raf wrote:Well, that's quite accurate

Also - DEATH IT STARTS IN ICE - The Titanic Disaster

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:09 am

Rowley wrote:That is one of my favourite things about conspiracy theorists. When there is not an easy or obvious answer to a question they see that as carte blanche to fill in the gaps with absolute mumbo jumbo.

Much like religion.

by **Union Cane** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:10 am

BIG MELONS - Mel Gibson

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:13 am

HE BUGS GORE - George Bush...

by **Union Cane** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:13 am

CRANK THE LOWER HIPS - Christopher Walken

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:15 am

OLD WEST ACTION - Clint Eastwood

by **Union Cane** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:16 am

FINE IN TORN JEANS - Jennifer Aniston

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:16 am

NERD AMID LATE TV - David Letterman

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:17 am

Insects, anyone?

Cooking tips?

Action netball?

by **Union Cane** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:19 am

SAD TOY MAN - Tony Adams

by kingraf Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:20 am

if you flip coc.k backwards you still get kcoc

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:21 am

PIG SLICERS - Spice Girls

by kingraf Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:22 am

GET A GUN - Gauteng

by **Union Cane** Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:23 am

IS A WRINKLY - Ray Wilkins

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