The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Insects, anyone?

Cooking tips?

Action netball?

I don't play action netball!!

Works Canteen, they are actually pretty good, though you don't get the Jeremy Kyle cabaret that you get in Bradford it'self...

So swings and roundabouts really...

Was speaking to one of the Rozzers from your neck of the woods the other day DAVE, a pleasant chap.

rick_dagless wrote:Works Canteen, they are actually pretty good, though you don't get the Jeremy Kyle cabaret that you get in Bradford it'self...

So swings and roundabouts really...

Was speaking to one of the Rozzers from your neck of the woods the other day DAVE, a pleasant chap.

He must be new, all the ones I know are complete and utter b@st@rds who would break a kitten's leg for spilling it's milk.

Caesar salad and a fruit cocktail. Pleasant on the palate.

Jacket potato with Chicken Tikka filling. Tolerably edible.

DAVE wrote:He must be new, all the ones I know are complete and utter b@st@rds who would break a kitten's leg for spilling it's milk.

He seems alright for one of the filth, though it was out of the office, just down in Crossflats, he could have been the ring leader in the Rodney King beatings for all I know.

Raf, that is a lunch befitting a man with blonde tips in his hair...

Cheese and beetroot sandwich with thick, crusty white bread. Cheese and onion crisps, an apple and I'm currently working through a big bag of Cadbury crunchie rocks. Was planning on having 5, but that hasn't happened. I will probably eat the whole bag.

Lovely stuff.

Taken to two breakfasts a day now, Rick. One before gym, and one after. Really just not that hungry come lunch.

kingraf wrote:Caesar salad and a fruit cocktail. Pleasant on the palate.

 
I have no idea what that first sentence means.

superflyweight wrote:

kingraf wrote:Caesar salad and a fruit cocktail. Pleasant on the palate.

 
I have no idea what that first sentence means.

I thought the second sentence meant Raf couldn't spell "plate".

Caesar salad
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_salad

fruit cocktail
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_salad

I'm just trying to get my five a day right.

kingraf wrote:Caesar salad
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_salad

fruit cocktail
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_salad

I'm just trying to get my five a day right.

Mindboggling. Some people!

Can probably help with this Super. You know all the green stuff you scrape off a kebab before you eat it? Well a ceasar salad is just a posh version of that. As for a fruit salad, I'm afraid I am at a loss.

It's really a power meal. Covers all your recommended dietary allowances. Currently muscling my way through my 2.5 liters of water a day. I'm the picture of health.

kingraf wrote:It's really a power meal. Covers all your recommended dietary allowances. Currently muscling my way through my 2.5 liters of water a day. I'm the picture of health.

'Power meal'? What the hell is that? Something you need for 'Action' netball?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

kingraf wrote:It's really a power meal. Covers all your recommended dietary allowances. Currently muscling my way through my 2.5 liters of water a day. I'm the picture of health.

'Power meal'? What the hell is that? Something you need for 'Action' netball?

Power meals are meals which are packed with the right macro & micronutrients. It's the culinary equivalent of eurotraining.

Raf you are currently about three or four ill chosen comments away from me banning you. Micronutrients indeed.

2.5 litres of water a day? I'm lucky if I get half a litre. I'm 36 and would be up 4 times a night if I drank 2.5 litres of water a day.

Come on Geoff, I was taking the pi.ss with that last one. Eurotraining isn't even a real training program. It's the fitness world's version of the loch Ness monster.

He's making jokes that would only be laughed at amongst the homo-erotic posters on the weightlifting board, jeff. Ban him.

See even in that you used the term fitness world. Such talk has no place on here. The fitness world is like the child trafficking world or the live action role playing world. I am in no doubt that they exist, however they cannot and should not be mentioned on here.

Yeah 2.5 a day. My chemistry lecturer said we should aim for 3.5, being in the highveld. But that's a summertime estimate. 2.5 is adequate in the winter.

superflyweight wrote:2.5 litres of water a day?  I'm lucky if I get half a litre.  I'm 36 and would be up 4 times a night if I drank 2.5 litres of water a day.  

Finally went for my "Man M.O.T." the other week (been promising myself since I turned 40 and like most blokes, kept finding good reasons not to go). Was told to eat more fresh fruit and drink more water. Had to go back to the doctor's with knee trouble as I spent so longing running back and forth to the bog that I've done meself a mischief.

I preferred it when I drank heavily and ate cr@p

WTF is live action role playing? Sounds like something Oscar dela Hoya does online.

kingraf wrote:WTF is live action role playing? Sounds like something Oscar dela Hoya does online.

Re-enacting famous battles.

Galted is a big fan.

Cheers Tina. Never caught on in South Africa. I suspect finding a couple hundred natives to re-enact running away while the boers re-enact shooting them is too soon.

kingraf wrote:WTF is live action role playing? Sounds like something Oscar dela Hoya does online.

Have you seen the film Role Models, the thing they do in that is live action role play.

kingraf wrote:Cheers Tina. Never caught on in South Africa. I suspect finding a couple hundred natives to re-enact running away while the boers re-enact shooting them is too soon.

They found plenty to re-enact events at Rorke's Drift...

That's Natal. Doesn't count, as its a backwater sort of place.

That reminds me, i have a quick Cryptic film title quiz as it is Friday Afternoon.

Excellent, let's have it.

rick_dagless wrote:That reminds me, i have a quick Cryptic film title quiz as it is Friday Afternoon.

I thought you were the hardest working bloke in Bradford...no wonder the place is on it's ar$e

Crack on then Rick, perfect way to waste an afternoon.

DAVE wrote:I thought you were the hardest working bloke in Bradford

That only means that I log into mails once a week and occasionally reply to one, this would be doubling the work output of the next hardest working person in Bradford...

Right, there are only 10 here are the first 5

1 - Magician from Down Under - Wizard of Oz - Raf
2 - Looking back for this Omen
3 - Pig for Rent
4 - Recline on Monarch - Lion king - Jeff
5 - Body of Water Barking

1) Wizard of Oz

4 - Lion King

rick_dagless wrote:Right, there are only 10 here are the first 5

1 - Magician from Down Under - Wizard of Oz - Raf
2 - Looking back for this Omen
3 - Pig for Rent
4 - Recline on Monarch
5 - Body of Water Barking

5 - Reservoir Dogs

Right, there are only 10 here are the first 5

1 - Magician from Down Under - Wizard of Oz - Raf
2 - Looking back for this Omen
3 - Pig for Rent
4 - Recline on Monarch - Lion King - Jeff
5 - Body of Water Barking - reservoir dogs - Tino

3 - Porkies?

Probably not but I'm struggling.

Nope not porkies...

Erm...

Not Erm sorry Union...

I'm done.

I think you've either made them up or the person that gets them has cheated.

Impossible.

Clues for you bunch of halfwits..

2) - Is an animated film
3) - Better known as a play more than a film

rick_dagless wrote:Clues for you bunch of halfwits..

2) - Is an animated film
3) - Better known as a play more than a film

2 - Watership Down.

2 - Watership Down.

No

All those Sunday afternoons doing the Mail on Sunday cryptic crossword finally pay off :

Looking back for this Omen -

Looking = Finding & back / Omen = Nemo

Finding Nemo

Kaboom.

Final 5 to be pondering

1 - Magician from Down Under - Wizard of Oz - Raf
2 - Looking back for this Omen - Finding Nemo - Union
3 - Pig for Rent
4 - Recline on Monarch - Lion King - Jeff
5 - Body of Water Barking - reservoir dogs - Tino

6 - Airbourne Serpents - Snakes on a Plane - Union
7 - Citrus Wind Up
8 - Negative Medic
9 - First Chan, then Gordon
10 -Deadly Armament

Union Cane wrote:All those Sunday afternoons doing the Mail on Sunday cryptic crossword finally pay off :

Looking back for this Omen -

Looking = Finding & back / Omen = Nemo

Finding Nemo

Kaboom.

Cheat.

Snakles on a plane