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Post by kingraf Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:23 am

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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Insects, anyone?

Cooking tips?

Action netball?

I don't play action netball!!
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:09 am

Leave it Rowley.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:58 am

Way to kill the thread, gimp.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:03 am

Yep. Where is michaels when you need him.

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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:04 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge. That or "Mimsy".

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:05 am

Anyone know who the actress is who Ragnar Lothbrok started tapping at the end of Vikings is?

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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:05 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yep.  Where is michaels when you need him.

Probably drinking cheap cider through his mother-in-law's knickers.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:09 am

superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge.  That or "Mimsy".  

That's what it was earlier. Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.  Laugh 

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:10 am

Alyssa Sutherland. My my she would get it.

And I haven't had cider for 2.5 weeks by the way.

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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:12 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge.  That or "Mimsy".  

That's what it was earlier.  Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.   Laugh 

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

I must have missed the Gimp thing. A tad cruel but that whole Next catalogue thing makes you vulnerable to such name calling.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:17 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge.  That or "Mimsy".  

That's what it was earlier.  Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.   Laugh 

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

I must have missed the Gimp thing.  A tad cruel but that whole Next catalogue thing makes you vulnerable to such name calling.  

I don't understand why. Some of the shirt and jumper combinations are to die for.

Can't wait for the cooler weather so I can get them out again.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:19 am

John Craven wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
John Craven. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge.  That or "Mimsy".  

That's what it was earlier.  Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.   Laugh 

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

I must have missed the Gimp thing.  A tad cruel but that whole Next catalogue thing makes you vulnerable to such name calling.  

I don't understand why.  Some of the shirt and jumper combinations are to die for.

Can't wait for the cooler weather so I can get them out again.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:29 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge.  That or "Mimsy".  

That's what it was earlier.  Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.   Laugh 

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

I must have missed the Gimp thing.  A tad cruel but that whole Next catalogue thing makes you vulnerable to such name calling.  

I don't understand why.  Some of the shirt and jumper combinations are to die for.

Can't wait for the cooler weather so I can get them out again.

Did you just write 'to die for'? Please tell me that's post-modern irony, or post-ironic modernism, or something that indicates you would never use it in real life.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:33 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Way to kill the thread, gimp.

That should be the new badge.  That or "Mimsy".  

That's what it was earlier.  Adam asked for suggestions but ignored my sensible ones like 'God' or 'Don Juan' and changed it from Gimp to Stalker.

Mimsy.   Laugh 

Still makes me chuckle after all this time.

I must have missed the Gimp thing.  A tad cruel but that whole Next catalogue thing makes you vulnerable to such name calling.  

I don't understand why.  Some of the shirt and jumper combinations are to die for.

Can't wait for the cooler weather so I can get them out again.

Did you just write 'to die for'? Please tell me that's post-modern irony, or post-ironic modernism, or something that indicates you would never use it in real life.

It's ironic, post-modernistic irony. It's whatever you want it to be Jules as you're my bestest ever poster in the history of the world.

Bog off michaels.

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Post by Union Cane Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:35 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:to die for
 
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:36 am

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:to die for
 
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Yay!


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Post by Union Cane Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:01 pm

Mr Campy Campingtons wrote:
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Mr Campy Campingtons wrote:to die for
 
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Yay!


Touché, Gok.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:25 pm

Turkey escalope with chilli veg. New potatoes and sweetcorn.

Turkey was bit dry but some well placed gravy softened her up a bit.

Lemon meringue pie for dessert. Wonderful effort from chef.

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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Turkey escalope with chilli veg.  New potatoes and sweetcorn.  

Turkey was bit dry but some well placed gravy softened her up a bit.

Lemon meringue pie for dessert.  Wonderful effort from chef.

Denise?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:47 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Turkey escalope with chilli veg.  New potatoes and sweetcorn.  

Turkey was bit dry but some well placed gravy softened her up a bit.

Lemon meringue pie for dessert.  Wonderful effort from chef.

Denise?

Weak at?

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Post by Galted Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:49 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
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seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey.  Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake? It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.
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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:52 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey.  Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake?  It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

Your work treating you like an adult again?

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Post by Galted Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:54 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey.  Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake?  It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

Your work treating you like an adult again?  

Nope. Have a brief 606v2 home window.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:56 pm

Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey.  Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake?  It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

Your work treating you like an adult again?  

Nope.  Have a brief 606v2 home window.

Surprised you're not w*nking over imaginary girls on v3.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:01 pm

Galted is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:02 pm

Galted, tell me about Will Ferrell

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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey.  Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake?  It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

Your work treating you like an adult again?  

Nope.  Have a brief 606v2 home window.

Surprised you're not w*nking over imaginary girls on v3.

TIMC regularly posts on there.

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Post by Galted Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:15 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted, tell me about Will Ferrell

Uncanny, Julius. It's like you can read my mind.

He's a c*nt (Will Ferrell, not you). A complete and utter c*nt in the Jack Whitehall sense of the word.
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Post by Galted Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:the slimey shiites

They are not remotely slimey.  Unless you scoop one out of the water or Galted has jizzed on one, they are completely dry.

Why would I jizz on a snake?  It's not like you find them on sleeping orphans or war memorials.

Your work treating you like an adult again?  

Nope.  Have a brief 606v2 home window.

Surprised you're not w*nking over imaginary girls on v3.

That died a bit of a death for me. Once I introduced them to Rowley they refused to eat anything but Yorkshire sausage.
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Post by Rowley Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:22 pm

I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:26 pm

Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean? Is that you?

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Post by Union Cane Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:31 pm

Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

I'm the other way, I tend to ruin women for other lesbians.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:32 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

I'm the other way, I tend to ruin imaginary women for other imaginary lesbians.

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Post by Union Cane Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:34 pm

Nasty pasty.
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Post by Galted Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:42 pm

And, once again...


Just like that...




I was gone...
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean?  Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:44 pm

sliced chicken breast from costco on a bed of mixed leaves with a blue cheese dressing. f'king awesome man.

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Post by Union Cane Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean?  Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint cricketer's semen splattered all over me.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:51 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
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Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean?  Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

What's the world coming to when you can't even pass out naked in a public place in privacy.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:52 pm

Adam, you bastard!

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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean?  Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

Why were you naked?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 1:59 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean?  Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

Why were you naked?  

Why did he have a stump shoved up his bumhole as well.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 22 Jul 2014, 2:01 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam, you bastard!

Yay!

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 2:04 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam, you bastard!

Yay!

Don't you start, Jules. Anyone else but you.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Jul 2014, 2:06 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean?  Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

Why were you naked?  

Not sure. It happens after a unusually large amount of alcohol. On the night concerned I think we were playing a game whereby you had to tea bag the pool table pockets whilst people tried to pot a ball blindfolded.

The paint came from some little b'stards who took liberties during my unconscious state. It wasn't cricket at all. Took bloody days to get off.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 22 Jul 2014, 2:08 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean?  Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

Why were you naked?  

Not sure. It happens after a unusually large amount of alcohol.

That must be a lot, given that your usual daily amount is the government recommendation for a year.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Jul 2014, 2:09 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam, you bastard!

Yay!

Don't you start, Jules.  Anyone else but you.

When we got promoted once we had a 2's player playing as late cover. He paid in the shower. Bottles of shampoo were emptied on his head so he couldn't see and then one bloke was to trying to shove a broom up his arris and whip it with a belt. His only solution was to sit down but that encouraged them to lash on his head. Fair play to him he saw the funny side.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 22 Jul 2014, 2:11 pm

You just quoted the wrong post didn't you sean?
Ironically it's the first time you've managed to use the quote function without cocking it up.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Jul 2014, 2:12 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I tend to ruin women for other men. Many of my ex girlfriends have found other men to be so lacking they have become lesbians.

Sean?  Is that you?

No. All my ex's are happily married with kids. Had to get rid of them on FB because whereas they were posting joyous pics of little Tommy or whoever, my cricket teammates were posting pictures of me passed out naked in the changing room with children's paint splattered all over me.

Why were you naked?  

Not sure. It happens after a unusually large amount of alcohol.

That must be a lot, given that your usual daily amount is the government recommendation for a year.

I had 2 broken ribs so i was scoring not playing. It was a hot day and I was thirsty so I kicked off at about 10am. I was out cold by 11pm but not before the pool antics and letting off several fire extinguishers.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Jul 2014, 2:12 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Adam, you bastard!

Yay!

Don't you start, Jules.  Anyone else but you.

When we got promoted once we had a 2's player playing as late cover. He paid in the shower. Bottles of shampoo were emptied on his head so he couldn't see and then one bloke was to trying to shove a broom up his arris and whip it with a belt. His only solution was to sit down but that encouraged them to lash on his head. Fair play to him he saw the funny side.

You guys are a hoot.

You're definitely not suffering any emotional scars from school though.....

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Jul 2014, 2:13 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:You just quoted the wrong post didn't you sean?
Ironically it's the first time you've managed to use the quote function without cocking it up.

Might have done, yes.

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