Suarez and El Classico

Is anyone else as suspicious as me that Suarez's ban finishes just in time for him to make his debut in the biggest match in the world in El Classico?

Seems rather convenient I must say.

I do believe they often schedule the games for around that time. Its never in the early, early stages.

Conspiricies, Conspiricies all around

I doubt he'd be fit enough to even play in the game. His ban ends two days before. He will have trained about twice at the most with his new team, so I think it'll be a couple of weeks later before we see him playing.

Oh please god let Suarez take Ronaldo's ear and I'm a silly tosspot down on it like a frenchmen on a baguette.