The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 25 Jul 2014 - 14:50

First topic message reminder :

Story of my life Tino (though not if you ask Mrs Daggles)

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 9:37

Jules wrote:Morning sean, morning rick. Looks like we could be as thin as my hair on here this week.

Morning Jules, morning sean.

Have people made their excuses, or are we free to assign z-list status to them?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 9:51

Morning all (Jules and Rick). Jeff is probably on strike...

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 9:54

It's probably only Tino who's away on hols, but his presence is so immense that it will feel like 3 posters are missing.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 10:09

He may find time to post if he can access sufficient technology, and he has not been hospitalised by one of the kids.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 10:21

I'm thinking the timing of Galted's 'limited access' and the jailing of Rolf Harris is awfully coincidental.....

by **Union Cane** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 11:05

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's probably only Tino who's away on hols, but his ~~presence~~ belly is so immense that it will feel like 3 posters are missing.

by **superflyweight** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 12:23

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning sean, morning rick. Looks like we could be as thin as my hair on here this week.

That is disappointing. I have always pictured you as looking like John Forsyth in his Dynasty years.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 13:09

Southern Fried popcorn chicken with beans.

Stupid idea for a lunch and should have gone for something else...

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 13:13

superflyweight wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning sean, morning rick. Looks like we could be as thin as my hair on here this week.

That is disappointing. I have always pictured you as looking like John Forsyth in his Dynasty years.

In my younger days perhaps.

by **Union Cane** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 13:23

Cheese & ham sandwich, and 20* pork cocktail sausages, followed by various fruits.

*Average amount

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 13:31

Cheese & chorizo sandwich, and 21* Pringles, followed by a piece of cake.

*Average amount

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 13:40

Tesco chicken and bacon layered salad, sour cream and black pepper popcorn, some glacieau orange water stuff. Alright actually.

by Rowley Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 13:46

Afternoon all, contrary to popular opinion I am not whichever minor celebrity has bought the farm.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 13:51

I'm pleased to hear that you're not Ross Burden, Jeff.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 13:53

Rowley wrote:Afternoon all, contrary to popular opinion I am not whichever minor celebrity has bought the farm.

Are you striking today?

by Rowley Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:00

No, why would I be Sean. I don't work in the public sector if they are striking again.

by **Union Cane** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:01

Rowley wrote:I don't work in the public sector

None of them do.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:06

Not like us hard-working chaps in the private sector.
Anyone got a quiz for this afternoon?

by Rowley Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:06

Worryingly accurate I'm afraid Union. I did used to work in the civil service and the targets you had to achieve were ridiculously easy. I am by far from hardworking and I used to regularly exceed them by a good margin, without even working particularly hard. Rubbish money aside I do miss it.

by **88Chris05** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:15

Lads, my misses got our names tattooed on her wrist the other day. I'm not big on tattooes so haven't done likewise - I need reassurance that this doesn't make me an insensitive sod.

by Rowley Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:18

Get em on your knuckles would be my tip Chris, shows commitment.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:21

JuliusHMarx wrote:Not like us hard-working chaps in the private sector.
Anyone got a quiz for this afternoon?

i'll do am odd one out lyrics quiz.

by **Union Cane** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:23

Code:

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Not like us hard-working chaps in the private sector.
Anyone got a quiz for this afternoon?

i'll do am odd one out lyrics quiz.

Yay!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:29

88Chris05 wrote:Lads, my misses got our names tattooed on her wrist the other day. I'm not big on tattooes so haven't done likewise - I need reassurance that this doesn't make me an insensitive sod.

Tell her the needles in your wrist would remind you of your days of a heroin-addicted self-harmer. I'm sure she'll understand.

by **superflyweight** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:30

88Chris05 wrote:Lads, my misses got our names tattooed on her wrist the other day. I'm not big on tattooes so haven't done likewise - I need reassurance that this doesn't make me an insensitive sod.

By jove, she's committed. I've been married more than 7 years (I think) and I wouldn't get a tattoo of my wife's name. Just make her a "mix-tape" DVD of your favourite Pernell Whitaker shut-outs.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:32

If you have not been going out for a deal of time I would run as far as you can Chris, otherwise you will be coming back to tidy cupboards and a dead rabbit.

Otherwise back of the neck always looks classy...

by Rowley Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:39

What I would say Chris is do not listen to those that tell you it doesn't hurt. It effing kills.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:39

1.)Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
2.)Shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time
3.)These are commercial crusades, Commando tactical raids, Playin military charades to get paid
4.)A contact sport, let the neighbours talk.
5.)Cos there's no easy way to, to understand it, There's so much of my life in her, and it's like I'm blinded

by Rowley Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:41

Man on the moon rem 3 is illegal attacks by Ian Brown I think

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:45

4. Deeply Dippy, Right Said Fred. Class.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:46

2) sounds Stevie Wonder(ish) Upright or something

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:47

all 3 correct

rick incorrect

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:49

1.)Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Rowley
2.)Shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time
3.)These are commercial crusades, Commando tactical raids, Playin military charades to get paid Rowley
4.)A contact sport, let the neighbours talk. Jules
5.)Cos there's no easy way to, to understand it, There's so much of my life in her, and it's like I'm blinded

by Rowley Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:51

To my eternal shame I think I know 5. Think it is two hearts by Phil Collins

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:52

Back of the net Rowley.

No.2 remains

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:52

2) Heart of Gold - Force & Styles

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 14:55

It's good but it's not right

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 15:00

clue no.2 - vegetable wreckers

by Rowley Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 15:02

Smashing pumpkins? Is it 1979

by **88Chris05** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 15:03

Ta very much lads, sure I can pick out some wisdom somewhere amongst those tattoo replies. Forgot to mention that it's been done in Hindi which would be a saving grace (for her, as she'd be the one stuck with it) if she's ever smart enough to give me the elbow.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 15:12

correct jeff. now for the odd one out.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 15:15

is it a gay thing again? Or something to do with acting?

by **superflyweight** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 15:29

It's a bald thing. Ian Brown has hair so he's odd.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 15:37

Correct. They are all slapheads apart from Ian Brown although co-vocalist on the track, Sinead O'Connor, is a voluntary slaphead.

by **Union Cane** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 17:22

Oh bugger, I missed all the fun.

by kingraf Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 17:53

Putrid here today.

by kingraf Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 17:59

Get the tattoo Chris. You'd be an insensitive git without one. I'd get one with my girl's name, but I'm a regular blood donor, and the matching hoodies were enough to appease her.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 28 Jul 2014 - 21:55

Chris, kingraf has blond tips in his hair. Consider that when you evaluate his advice.

by kingraf Tue 29 Jul 2014 - 8:03

My girlfriend loves my blond tips. Consider that when you take my advice

by **seanmichaels** Tue 29 Jul 2014 - 8:28

I bet Bieber's girlfriend/boyfriend doesn't think he's a tw@t......

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