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Post by Union Cane Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:18 pm

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Post by Rowley Tue 02 Sep 2014, 12:00 pm

TSMR ignored her nomination as well. My boss at work nominated me, he only did it as he knows I am a miserable sod and would not do it, very perceptive of him.

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Post by kingraf Tue 02 Sep 2014, 12:28 pm

Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k. Or Galted's mail order bride.
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Post by Rowley Tue 02 Sep 2014, 12:37 pm

kingraf wrote:Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k.

I'm out.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:00 pm

kingraf wrote:Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k. Or Galted's mail order bride.

If you stopped calling it a 'timepiece' and called it a 'watch', I may consider upping my bid.

Timepiece is as pompous as Seany's 'medley' of beans.

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Post by Union Cane Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:01 pm

Rowley wrote:I'm out.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:02 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm out.

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When is the little'un due, Cane?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k. Or Galted's mail order bride.

If you stopped calling it a 'timepiece' and called it a 'watch', I may consider upping my bid.

Timepiece is as pompous as Seany's 'medley' of beans.  

If you spend eight months making something you can call it what you want.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:05 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k. Or Galted's mail order bride.

If you stopped calling it a 'timepiece' and called it a 'watch', I may consider upping my bid.

Timepiece is as pompous as Seany's 'medley' of beans.  

If you spend eight months making something you can call it what you want.

Get you.

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Post by Union Cane Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:06 pm

Middle of February, so got a while yet.

Tino Jefferey Sean Adam Julius Rick Raf Shah Superfly Cane.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:08 pm

Union Cane wrote:Middle of February, so got a while yet.

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Lovely stuff. How are you feeling about going back to it after 11 years?

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Middle of February, so got a while yet.

Tino Jefferey Sean Adam Julius Rick Raf Shah Superfly Cane.

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Lovely stuff.  How are you feeling about going back to it after 11 years?

Probably how you felt after the lengthy 18 month gap.....

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:15 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Middle of February, so got a while yet.

Tino Jefferey Sean Adam Julius Rick Raf Shah Superfly Cane.

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Lovely stuff.  How are you feeling about going back to it after 11 years?

Probably how you felt after the lengthy 18 month gap.....

Laugh

Kids are great (non Yewtree). If I was 5 years younger I would have another one.

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Post by Union Cane Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:16 pm

Can't wait, there's something about cleaning up poo and sick that makes me feel complete in a very strange kind of way.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:16 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k. Or Galted's mail order bride.

If you stopped calling it a 'timepiece' and called it a 'watch', I may consider upping my bid.

Timepiece is as pompous as Seany's 'medley' of beans.  

If you spend eight months making something you can call it what you want.

Get you.

What can I say? I've come over all serious. I'm quite a fan of timepieces in general and I figure if someone can spend eight months hand-making one then even this forum ought to recognise the achievement. It's a lot more difficult and time-consuming than the eight seconds Union spent making a baby.

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Post by Union Cane Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:17 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's a lot more difficult and time-consuming than the eight seconds Union spent making a baby.

Eight seconds? It was only the once mate.
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Post by kingraf Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:20 pm

Bugger off Tiña.

My youngest sister is nine years younger than me. Spacing your kids out is an excellent idea. Especially if unlike Tiña you space them out by more than three months a child.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:22 pm

kingraf wrote:Bugger off Tiña.

My youngest sister is nine years younger than me. Spacing your kids out is an excellent idea. Especially if unlike Tiña you space them out by more than three months a child.

Kr, I imagine when you have kids they'll be pretty spaced out.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:22 pm

This place is going to need a fecking crèche soon...

Can't see the watch raf but I am sure it is good (I also assume it is not the my little pony one)

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Laugh

Kids are great (non Yewtree).  If I was 5 years younger I would have another one.

Not really had any kid interaction since I split with missus. We're back together but i don't feel comfortable about seeing her sister and my mate who have the kid. They sided with her.

One of the cricketers brings his toddler son along but I just mock him for being fat and gay.

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Post by kingraf Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:23 pm

Cheers Julius. I'm planning on starting my next one in January, throwing all the bells and whistles at this one.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:24 pm

kingraf wrote:Bugger off Tiña.

My youngest sister is nine years younger than me. Spacing your kids out is an excellent idea. Especially if unlike Tiña you space them out by more than three months a child.

12, 9, nearly 4 (twins) and 6 months. Couldn't get more spaced out.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:25 pm

I think I may adopt one day. I'm thinking either a big nordic type or a west indian. If I start on him early enough I reckon I could get him bowling for Yorkshire and England. Maybe not Yorkshire if I go for a brown one.

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Post by kingraf Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:25 pm

My time has not come. And probably won't come anytime soon. Girlfriend is studying medicine, it's a six year program, plus two years of community service... So maybe in about a decade.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:26 pm

kingraf wrote:Cheers Julius. I'm planning on starting my next one in January, throwing all the bells and whistles at this one.

An alarm clock then?

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:28 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

12, 9, nearly 4 (twins) and 6 months.  Couldn't get more spaced out.

All boys or is the latest one a little girl? Not all lost if so, she can do the scoring and make teas.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:31 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Bugger off Tiña.

My youngest sister is nine years younger than me. Spacing your kids out is an excellent idea. Especially if unlike Tiña you space them out by more than three months a child.

12, 9, nearly 4 (twins) and 6 months.  Couldn't get more spaced out.

42, 28, 11 and 3. Yes you could.

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Post by kingraf Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:32 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:Cheers Julius. I'm planning on starting my next one in January, throwing all the bells and whistles at this one.

An alarm clock then?

Inbuilt calender, leather strapping, gold casing. Even Roman numerals!!
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:36 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:

42, 28, 11 and 3. Yes you could.

You randy old sod jules..... Laugh

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:37 pm

kingraf wrote:
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kingraf wrote:Cheers Julius. I'm planning on starting my next one in January, throwing all the bells and whistles at this one.

An alarm clock then?

Inbuilt calender, leather strapping, gold casing. Even Roman numerals!!

Wouldn't it be more profitable to use your expertise to build a 'device' for Shah?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:39 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

12, 9, nearly 4 (twins) and 6 months.  Couldn't get more spaced out.

All boys or is the latest one a little girl? Not all lost if so, she can do the scoring and make teas.

3 girls and 2 boys. The eldest is showing some decent sporting prowess so I am hoping he takes up cricket soon. I want to sit and watch him in the summer whilst I eat sandwiches.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:39 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:

42, 28, 11 and 3. Yes you could.

You randy old sod jules..... Laugh

I made that up. But yes, I am a randy old sod.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:40 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:

42, 28, 11 and 3. Yes you could.

You randy old sod jules..... Laugh

I think he is joking. Jules isn't old enough to have a 42 year old.

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Post by kingraf Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:42 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:Cheers Julius. I'm planning on starting my next one in January, throwing all the bells and whistles at this one.

An alarm clock then?

Inbuilt calender, leather strapping, gold casing. Even Roman numerals!!

Wouldn't it be more profitable to use your expertise to build a 'device' for Shah?

Hobbies aren't about Profit. Also, Shah hasn't asked.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:45 pm

Bugger. I thought we had a real life sugar daddy on the forum.

My foot is swelling. I got bitten by mozzy's last night. Any tips? It is currently outgrowing my shoe?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:48 pm

Any tips? Yes, for medical information, visit a medical web-site, or possibly a doctor.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:50 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Bugger. I thought we had a real life sugar daddy on the forum.

My foot is swelling. I got bitten by mozzy's last night. Any tips? It is currently outgrowing my shoe?

Cut the whole thing off. Only way to be sure.

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Post by Union Cane Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:53 pm

P1ss on it.
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 02 Sep 2014, 1:56 pm

Sounds more like a wasp.
A touch of semen usually soothes the itch. Has to be your own spoof though.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:00 pm

Good varied advice. Already had a couple of bits off it tino. Not sure I could lose more.....

Bloody hurts

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:01 pm

So basically, cut the foot off, then p*ss on it, and finally jizz all over it.

That should clear it up.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:05 pm

Has the Ross River virus arrived in the UK yet?

Got bitten by one on my thigh in Saigon. It was closer in size to a small dragon-fly... it had black & white stripes on its body. I'd had all the malaria treatment beforehand but the bite left a series of concentric red rings. The texture of my skin in that area has never been the same. Probably was one of those ones not covered by the malaria pills? Still itches occasionally after 7 years.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:07 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Has the Ross River virus arrived in the UK yet?

Got bitten by one on my thigh in Saigon. It was closer in size to a small dragon-fly... it had black & white stripes on its body. I'd had all the malaria treatment beforehand but the bite left a series of concentric red rings. The texture of my skin in that area has never been the same. Probably was one of those ones not covered by the malaria pills? Still itches occasionally after 7 years.

Did you try jizzing on your thigh?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:07 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:So basically, cut the foot off, then p*ss on it, and finally jizz all over it.

That should clear it up.

Correct. And on no account seek professional medical advice.

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Post by Adam D Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:10 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:So basically, cut the foot off, then p*ss on it, and finally jizz all over it.

That should clear it up.

Correct. And on no account seek professional medical advice.

Punch yourself in the spuds.

It will relieve you of the pain in your foot temporarily. Then jizz over your spuds to make them feel better.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:15 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Has the Ross River virus arrived in the UK yet?

Got bitten by one on my thigh in Saigon. It was closer in size to a small dragon-fly... it had black & white stripes on its body. I'd had all the malaria treatment beforehand but the bite left a series of concentric red rings. The texture of my skin in that area has never been the same. Probably was one of those ones not covered by the malaria pills? Still itches occasionally after 7 years.

Did you try jizzing on your thigh?

Yes.
Also tried some pre-come mixed with saliva. That tends to alleviate the symptoms but often I'm in a rush and forget to apply the paste on the affected area or I'm simply too lazy to excite the hampton.
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Post by Union Cane Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:20 pm

Just had a 'Seedless Easy Peeler', but there was a seed in it.

What should I do?
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:21 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Has the Ross River virus arrived in the UK yet?

Got bitten by one on my thigh in Saigon. It was closer in size to a small dragon-fly... it had black & white stripes on its body. I'd had all the malaria treatment beforehand but the bite left a series of concentric red rings. The texture of my skin in that area has never been the same. Probably was one of those ones not covered by the malaria pills? Still itches occasionally after 7 years.

Did you try jizzing on your thigh?

Yes.
Also tried some pre-come mixed with saliva. That tends to alleviate the symptoms but often I'm in a rush and forget to apply the paste on the affected area or I'm simply too lazy to excite the hampton.

Do what Galted does - lie back and think of Tino.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:22 pm

Union Cane wrote:Just had a 'Seedless Easy Peeler', but there was a seed in it.

What should I do?

What are the options?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:22 pm

Union Cane wrote:Just had a 'Seedless Easy Peeler', but there was a seed in it.

What should I do?

Try asking a fresh produce forum or a professional green-grocer.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 02 Sep 2014, 2:24 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Just had a 'Seedless Easy Peeler', but there was a seed in it.

What should I do?

Try asking a fresh produce forum or a professional green-grocer.

Gregg Wallace.

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