The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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5. civic

TSMR ignored her nomination as well. My boss at work nominated me, he only did it as he knows I am a miserable sod and would not do it, very perceptive of him.

Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k. Or Galted's mail order bride.

kingraf wrote:Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k.

I'm out.

kingraf wrote:Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k. Or Galted's mail order bride.

If you stopped calling it a 'timepiece' and called it a 'watch', I may consider upping my bid.

Timepiece is as pompous as Seany's 'medley' of beans.

Rowley wrote:I'm out.

Union Cane wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm out.

When is the little'un due, Cane?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k. Or Galted's mail order bride.

If you stopped calling it a 'timepiece' and called it a 'watch', I may consider upping my bid.

Timepiece is as pompous as Seany's 'medley' of beans.  

If you spend eight months making something you can call it what you want.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k. Or Galted's mail order bride.

If you stopped calling it a 'timepiece' and called it a 'watch', I may consider upping my bid.

Timepiece is as pompous as Seany's 'medley' of beans.  

If you spend eight months making something you can call it what you want.

Get you.

Middle of February, so got a while yet.

Tino Jefferey Sean Adam Julius Rick Raf Shah Superfly Cane.

Union Cane wrote:Middle of February, so got a while yet.

Tino Jefferey Sean Adam Julius Rick Raf Shah Superfly Cane.

Lovely stuff. How are you feeling about going back to it after 11 years?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Middle of February, so got a while yet.

Tino Jefferey Sean Adam Julius Rick Raf Shah Superfly Cane.

Lovely stuff.  How are you feeling about going back to it after 11 years?

Probably how you felt after the lengthy 18 month gap.....

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Middle of February, so got a while yet.

Tino Jefferey Sean Adam Julius Rick Raf Shah Superfly Cane.

Lovely stuff.  How are you feeling about going back to it after 11 years?

Probably how you felt after the lengthy 18 month gap.....

Kids are great (non Yewtree). If I was 5 years younger I would have another one.

Can't wait, there's something about cleaning up poo and sick that makes me feel complete in a very strange kind of way.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Bugger you all. That timepiece took a lot of effort... and money. Plus it's minimalist. At least £1.5k. Or Galted's mail order bride.

If you stopped calling it a 'timepiece' and called it a 'watch', I may consider upping my bid.

Timepiece is as pompous as Seany's 'medley' of beans.  

If you spend eight months making something you can call it what you want.

Get you.

What can I say? I've come over all serious. I'm quite a fan of timepieces in general and I figure if someone can spend eight months hand-making one then even this forum ought to recognise the achievement. It's a lot more difficult and time-consuming than the eight seconds Union spent making a baby.

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's a lot more difficult and time-consuming than the eight seconds Union spent making a baby.

Eight seconds? It was only the once mate.

Bugger off Tiña.

My youngest sister is nine years younger than me. Spacing your kids out is an excellent idea. Especially if unlike Tiña you space them out by more than three months a child.

kingraf wrote:Bugger off Tiña.

My youngest sister is nine years younger than me. Spacing your kids out is an excellent idea. Especially if unlike Tiña you space them out by more than three months a child.

Kr, I imagine when you have kids they'll be pretty spaced out.

This place is going to need a fecking crèche soon...

Can't see the watch raf but I am sure it is good (I also assume it is not the my little pony one)

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:



Kids are great (non Yewtree).  If I was 5 years younger I would have another one.

Not really had any kid interaction since I split with missus. We're back together but i don't feel comfortable about seeing her sister and my mate who have the kid. They sided with her.

One of the cricketers brings his toddler son along but I just mock him for being fat and gay.

Cheers Julius. I'm planning on starting my next one in January, throwing all the bells and whistles at this one.

kingraf wrote:Bugger off Tiña.

My youngest sister is nine years younger than me. Spacing your kids out is an excellent idea. Especially if unlike Tiña you space them out by more than three months a child.

12, 9, nearly 4 (twins) and 6 months. Couldn't get more spaced out.

I think I may adopt one day. I'm thinking either a big nordic type or a west indian. If I start on him early enough I reckon I could get him bowling for Yorkshire and England. Maybe not Yorkshire if I go for a brown one.

My time has not come. And probably won't come anytime soon. Girlfriend is studying medicine, it's a six year program, plus two years of community service... So maybe in about a decade.

kingraf wrote:Cheers Julius. I'm planning on starting my next one in January, throwing all the bells and whistles at this one.

An alarm clock then?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

12, 9, nearly 4 (twins) and 6 months.  Couldn't get more spaced out.

All boys or is the latest one a little girl? Not all lost if so, she can do the scoring and make teas.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Bugger off Tiña.

My youngest sister is nine years younger than me. Spacing your kids out is an excellent idea. Especially if unlike Tiña you space them out by more than three months a child.

12, 9, nearly 4 (twins) and 6 months.  Couldn't get more spaced out.

42, 28, 11 and 3. Yes you could.

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:Cheers Julius. I'm planning on starting my next one in January, throwing all the bells and whistles at this one.

An alarm clock then?

Inbuilt calender, leather strapping, gold casing. Even Roman numerals!!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

42, 28, 11 and 3. Yes you could.

You randy old sod jules.....

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:Cheers Julius. I'm planning on starting my next one in January, throwing all the bells and whistles at this one.

An alarm clock then?

Inbuilt calender, leather strapping, gold casing. Even Roman numerals!!

Wouldn't it be more profitable to use your expertise to build a 'device' for Shah?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

12, 9, nearly 4 (twins) and 6 months.  Couldn't get more spaced out.

All boys or is the latest one a little girl? Not all lost if so, she can do the scoring and make teas.

3 girls and 2 boys. The eldest is showing some decent sporting prowess so I am hoping he takes up cricket soon. I want to sit and watch him in the summer whilst I eat sandwiches.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

42, 28, 11 and 3. Yes you could.

You randy old sod jules.....

I made that up. But yes, I am a randy old sod.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

42, 28, 11 and 3. Yes you could.

You randy old sod jules.....

I think he is joking. Jules isn't old enough to have a 42 year old.

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:Cheers Julius. I'm planning on starting my next one in January, throwing all the bells and whistles at this one.

An alarm clock then?

Inbuilt calender, leather strapping, gold casing. Even Roman numerals!!

Wouldn't it be more profitable to use your expertise to build a 'device' for Shah?

Hobbies aren't about Profit. Also, Shah hasn't asked.

Bugger. I thought we had a real life sugar daddy on the forum.

My foot is swelling. I got bitten by mozzy's last night. Any tips? It is currently outgrowing my shoe?

Any tips? Yes, for medical information, visit a medical web-site, or possibly a doctor.

seanmichaels wrote:Bugger. I thought we had a real life sugar daddy on the forum.

My foot is swelling. I got bitten by mozzy's last night. Any tips? It is currently outgrowing my shoe?

Cut the whole thing off. Only way to be sure.

P1ss on it.

Sounds more like a wasp.
A touch of semen usually soothes the itch. Has to be your own spoof though.

Good varied advice. Already had a couple of bits off it tino. Not sure I could lose more.....

Bloody hurts

So basically, cut the foot off, then p*ss on it, and finally jizz all over it.

That should clear it up.

Has the Ross River virus arrived in the UK yet?

Got bitten by one on my thigh in Saigon. It was closer in size to a small dragon-fly... it had black & white stripes on its body. I'd had all the malaria treatment beforehand but the bite left a series of concentric red rings. The texture of my skin in that area has never been the same. Probably was one of those ones not covered by the malaria pills? Still itches occasionally after 7 years.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Has the Ross River virus arrived in the UK yet?

Got bitten by one on my thigh in Saigon. It was closer in size to a small dragon-fly... it had black & white stripes on its body. I'd had all the malaria treatment beforehand but the bite left a series of concentric red rings. The texture of my skin in that area has never been the same. Probably was one of those ones not covered by the malaria pills? Still itches occasionally after 7 years.

Did you try jizzing on your thigh?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:So basically, cut the foot off, then p*ss on it, and finally jizz all over it.

That should clear it up.

Correct. And on no account seek professional medical advice.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:So basically, cut the foot off, then p*ss on it, and finally jizz all over it.

That should clear it up.

Correct. And on no account seek professional medical advice.

Punch yourself in the spuds.

It will relieve you of the pain in your foot temporarily. Then jizz over your spuds to make them feel better.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Has the Ross River virus arrived in the UK yet?

Got bitten by one on my thigh in Saigon. It was closer in size to a small dragon-fly... it had black & white stripes on its body. I'd had all the malaria treatment beforehand but the bite left a series of concentric red rings. The texture of my skin in that area has never been the same. Probably was one of those ones not covered by the malaria pills? Still itches occasionally after 7 years.

Did you try jizzing on your thigh?

Yes.
Also tried some pre-come mixed with saliva. That tends to alleviate the symptoms but often I'm in a rush and forget to apply the paste on the affected area or I'm simply too lazy to excite the hampton.

Just had a 'Seedless Easy Peeler', but there was a seed in it.

What should I do?

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:Has the Ross River virus arrived in the UK yet?

Got bitten by one on my thigh in Saigon. It was closer in size to a small dragon-fly... it had black & white stripes on its body. I'd had all the malaria treatment beforehand but the bite left a series of concentric red rings. The texture of my skin in that area has never been the same. Probably was one of those ones not covered by the malaria pills? Still itches occasionally after 7 years.

Did you try jizzing on your thigh?

Yes.
Also tried some pre-come mixed with saliva. That tends to alleviate the symptoms but often I'm in a rush and forget to apply the paste on the affected area or I'm simply too lazy to excite the hampton.

Do what Galted does - lie back and think of Tino.

Union Cane wrote:Just had a 'Seedless Easy Peeler', but there was a seed in it.

What should I do?

What are the options?

Union Cane wrote:Just had a 'Seedless Easy Peeler', but there was a seed in it.

What should I do?

Try asking a fresh produce forum or a professional green-grocer.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Just had a 'Seedless Easy Peeler', but there was a seed in it.

What should I do?

Try asking a fresh produce forum or a professional green-grocer.

Gregg Wallace.