The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Wed 03 Sep 2014, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

Too early I think, story of my life as TSMR will testify.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 05 Sep 2014, 12:45 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:No problem kr. I like to think we're all one big happy family here, but it doesn't help when Tino deliberately tries to alienate some people.

I like Raf. There was nothing malicious in it.

I just popped to the village shop. I bought some Chunky Mint Kit-Kats. I will send one to Raf to say sorry if he PM's me his full address.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 1:10 pm

Don't do it raf. You know what a SLW Tino is. Next thing you know he'll be at your door, offering you his 'Chunky kit-kat'.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 05 Sep 2014, 1:13 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Don't do it raf. You know what a SLW Tino is. Next thing you know he'll be at your door, offering you his 'Chunky kit-kat'.

At least I am open and honest about my internet grooming.

Rather that than your "let me see your timepiece" schtick. We all know you wanted to see a picture of Raf's c*ck.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 1:16 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Don't do it raf. You know what a SLW Tino is. Next thing you know he'll be at your door, offering you his 'Chunky kit-kat'.

At least I am open and honest about my internet grooming.

Rather that than your "let me see your timepiece" schtick. We all know you wanted to see a picture of Raf's cl*ck.

Fixed for you.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 1:43 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Don't do it raf. You know what a SLW Tino is. Next thing you know he'll be at your door, offering you his 'Chunky kit-kat'.

Do you prefer to give 4 fingers as a gift Jules?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 1:48 pm

But me, I'm down around the corner
You know, I'm lookin' for Miss Linda Lee

Velvet Underground - "Cool It Down" from the album Loaded.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 2:26 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:But me, I'm down around the corner
You know, I'm lookin' for Miss Linda Lee

Velvet Underground - "Cool It Down" from the album Loaded.

What's the link?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 2:53 pm

No Link

1.) You've spoilt the game, no matter what you say. For only metal, what a bore.

2.) Hating all the faking, and shaking while you're breaking my brittle heart.

3.) Well some say life will beat you down. Break your heart, steal your crown Adam

4.) Now they got the sun, an' they got the palm trees, they got the weed, an' they got the taxis

5.) She's a candle burning in my room. Yeah I'm like the needle, needle and spoon

by Adam D Fri 05 Sep 2014, 3:00 pm

Yay - I know one!

3. Tom Petty - Learning to fly.

Tom Petty is amazing.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 3:01 pm

Adam D wrote:Yay - I know one!

3. Tom Petty - Learning to fly.

Tom Petty is amazing.

Correct, but reel in the campness please.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 05 Sep 2014, 3:02 pm

Adam D wrote:
Tom Petty is amazing.

Don't put Yay. It is cretinous.

Agreed on Tom Petty. Have you ever noticed how the intro to Last Night by the Strokes sounds very much like the intro to American Girl?

Edit: Well said Seany.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 3:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Tom Petty is amazing.

Don't put Yay. It is cretinous.

Agreed on Tom Petty. Have you ever noticed how the intro to Last Night by the Strokes sounds very much like the intro to American Girl?

Edit: Well said Seany.

Tino, you're at home. You may have heard it already, but listen to Wheels by Foo Fighters, sounds like pretty much every Tom Petty track rolled in to one. Good song but blatant rip off.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 3:06 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: Have you ever noticed how the intro to Last Night by the Strokes sounds very much like the intro to American Girl?

Oh yeah, alright, take it easy baby, make it last all night.....

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 05 Sep 2014, 3:08 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Tom Petty is amazing.

Don't put Yay. It is cretinous.

Agreed on Tom Petty. Have you ever noticed how the intro to Last Night by the Strokes sounds very much like the intro to American Girl?

Edit: Well said Seany.

Tino, you're at home. You may have heard it already, but Wheels by Foo Fighters sounds like pretty much evry Tom Petty track rolled in to one. Good song but blatant rip off.

Yeah I've heard it. I don't mind them but Dave Grohl annoys me when he talks. Don't mind him singing though.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 3:10 pm

2. Bring on the Dancing Horses. Echo & The Bunnymen

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 3:11 pm

1. Come up & see me - Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel

by **seanmichaels** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 3:22 pm

both (sort of) correct jules.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 3:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:No Link

1.) You've spoilt the game, no matter what you say. For only metal, what a bore. Jules

2.) Hating all the faking, and shaking while you're breaking my brittle heart. Jules

3.) Well some say life will beat you down. Break your heart, steal your crown Adam

4.) Now they got the sun, an' they got the palm trees, they got the weed, an' they got the taxis

5.) She's a candle burning in my room. Yeah I'm like the needle, needle and spoon

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 4:23 pm

The Clash - European Home
U2 - Desire

by **seanmichaels** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 4:29 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:The Clash - European Home
U2 - Desire

Well done Shah.

I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery, sitting here in my safe european home, don't wanna go back there again....

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 4:42 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:The Clash - European Home
U2 - Desire

Well done Shah.

I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery, sitting here in my safe european home, don't wanna go back there again....

I know, I love the reference to Luton whitey

by **Galted** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 8:11 pm

Galted clicked on Reload but, alas, there were no new posts. "I wonder when someone will mention a song with my name in it" he thought again though this time, unknown to him, he thought out loud.
"Are you still on that stupid sports site?" Galtova shouted from the kitchen where she was dutifully preparing his non-mammal supper.
"No" he lied, again clicking Reload.
"I hope you're not chatting to that bastard who bones babushkas!" she exclaimed accusingly, "Jihad Tino or whatever the stalkerish little w*nker's name is".
"No, I'm not" he lied, more unconvincingly than before, reaching for his Bulmer's pear cider. "F*ck you, Tino" he muttered, "f*ck you".

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 8:19 pm

This is for you Galted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpygRv9hw8I

by **Galted** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 8:29 pm

Galted wept a tear of joy, "in Julius we trust" he said, his head bowed. Then he opened the window and shouted to the night, to love and to the world, "haha, I'm in a song. F*ck you three, have you ever been mentioned in songs? Eh?"

by **Pal Joey** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 8:32 pm

Galted wrote:Galted clicked on Reload but, alas, there were no new posts. "I wonder when someone will mention a song with my name in it" he thought again though this time, unknown to him, he thought out loud.
"Are you still on that stupid sports site?" Galtova shouted from the kitchen where she was dutifully preparing his non-mammal supper.
"No" he lied, again clicking Reload.
"I hope you're not chatting to that bastard who bones babushkas!" she exclaimed accusingly, "Jihad Tino or whatever the stalkerish little w*nker's name is".
"No, I'm not" he lied, more unconvincingly than before, reaching for his Bulmer's pear cider. "F*ck you, Tino" he muttered, "f*ck you".

I suddenly woke up at 5am sensing there had been an important post on here. I'm rarely wrong as you can see.

by **Galted** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 8:42 pm

That the number 6700 would turn out to be very important in the life of The Loaded Dog, Galted had no doubt. Was it fate though, or was it Julius working in mysterious ways again?

by **Galted** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 8:50 pm

Galted is off to watch the fireworks, it's the Tall Ships festival in Greenwich this weekend. Galted is hoping that a firework sets fire to one of the tall ships.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 05 Sep 2014, 8:52 pm

Galted wrote:That the number 6700 would turn out to be very important in the life of The Loaded Dog, Galted had no doubt. Was it fate though, or was it Julius working in mysterious ways again?

Probably just fate.

Just catching some of those surreal video clips on Rage.
They must all be on crack. There is no way any normal person would go to all that trouble to show off their artistic capabilities.

I knew it... the bizarre Japanese one is on now. Colour enhanced rural views... repetitive beat... incoherent mumblings.
Next will be that one with the Asian DJ chick with her cat (licking its arse under the mixing desk) I bet.

by Mind the windows Tino. Sun 07 Sep 2014, 8:16 am

Galted wrote:Galted clicked on Reload but, alas, there were no new posts. "I wonder when someone will mention a song with my name in it" he thought again though this time, unknown to him, he thought out loud.
"Are you still on that stupid sports site?" Galtova shouted from the kitchen where she was dutifully preparing his non-mammal supper.
"No" he lied, again clicking Reload.
"I hope you're not chatting to that bastard who bones babushkas!" she exclaimed accusingly, "Jihad Tino or whatever the stalkerish little w*nker's name is".
"No, I'm not" he lied, more unconvincingly than before, reaching for his Bulmer's pear cider. "F*ck you, Tino" he muttered, "f*ck you".

I love you, Galted. A bloody lot.

by compelling and rich Sun 07 Sep 2014, 12:39 pm

Rowley wrote:Do any of you younger culture cup fellows have any experience of living in halls in University? Nephew is going next week and am trying to work out what sort of stuff he will need. I have asked him but he has not yet fully mastered speaking more than three words at a time.

Sean don't abreiviate words like inappropriate, it is within touching distance of L*L, you're better than that.

anything like my spell a spare liver would be handy

by **Galted** Sun 07 Sep 2014, 7:49 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Galted clicked on Reload but, alas, there were no new posts. "I wonder when someone will mention a song with my name in it" he thought again though this time, unknown to him, he thought out loud.
"Are you still on that stupid sports site?" Galtova shouted from the kitchen where she was dutifully preparing his non-mammal supper.
"No" he lied, again clicking Reload.
"I hope you're not chatting to that bastard who bones babushkas!" she exclaimed accusingly, "Jihad Tino or whatever the stalkerish little w*nker's name is".
"No, I'm not" he lied, more unconvincingly than before, reaching for his Bulmer's pear cider. "F*ck you, Tino" he muttered, "f*ck you".

I love you, Galted. A bloody lot.

Love you too, Tino. Have spent a fair amount of time accidentally wandering through the Tall Ships festival which is boll0cks as most of them weren't tall and there were sh1tloads of grannies and northerners so have been thinking about you far more than is non-suspect. Entertained some of the more savage hordes of northerners by playing them the ringtones on my mobile, they were awestruck although a few became quite terrified. Asked them if they knew Jeff from Rotherham and they said "oh aye, our Jeff, top feller, our Jeff, aye".

by **seanmichaels** Sun 07 Sep 2014, 9:03 pm

Holy Shiite. There is some serious growler on strictly. Not that lesbian Murray mind, massive pretzel on it. Is it always like this? Seriously f~ing depressed tonight. In trouble...

by **Union Cane** Sun 07 Sep 2014, 9:26 pm

I just mixed a banging selection of happy hardcore classics whilst TIMC was watching the mincing. Kicks off with Heart of Gold. I might upload it or I might go to bed, can't decide.

by **Galted** Sun 07 Sep 2014, 10:16 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Holy Shiite. There is some serious growler on strictly. Not that lesbian Murray mind, massive pretzel on it. Is it always like this? Seriously f~ing depressed tonight. In trouble...

F hell, michaels, just think of Rainbow Bridge.

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 07 Sep 2014, 10:23 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Holy Shiite. There is some serious growler on strictly. Not that lesbian Murray mind, massive pretzel on it. Is it always like this? Seriously f~ing depressed tonight. In trouble...

What's up sean?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 7:53 am

Fist

Morning all, everyone recovered after a seemingly melacholy weekend?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 8:21 am

Secondment.

morning rick. I'm a bit worried about sean. And also about Galted. Persistently referring to oneself in the third person is usually a form of mental instability. Strictly is back though, so that's cheered me up.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 8:39 am

Morning Jules, glad Strictly is on too, though my favourite dancer has been paired with the biggest idiot from what i can gather, I can not be doing with Gregg Wallace...

Galted has always been borderline, the obsession with cats has always worried me.

Here is hoping sean rocks up with a clunge filled rant...

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 8:48 am

Let's hope anyone rocks up with an anything-filled anything.

by **Union Cane** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 8:53 am

I went up north at the weekend.

They talk funny.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 8:57 am

How north is north?

by **Union Cane** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 9:02 am

Grimsby north, which I have been told by people here isn't really north, it is in the midlands. It is not proper north, like say Sheffield or Manchester. Despite being situated in a more northerly position than either of those two fair cities. So, to answer your question, I dunno.

by Rowley Mon 08 Sep 2014, 9:04 am

You have changed Union, you're from Grimsby, a couple of months down south and you get all aaffected. Sean will be alright, he is just missing the cricket season. if anyone would be kind enough to go round his house shave his eyebrows and shove a carrot up his arse that will make him feel like he is back in the clubhouse in no time.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 9:05 am

North enough Union I had one of my southern friends trying to tell me Nottingham was north, so just wanted to check your bearings...

by Rowley Mon 08 Sep 2014, 9:05 am

Grimsby is north Union. I feel I can act as sole judge when it comes to matters northern on here.

by Rowley Mon 08 Sep 2014, 9:06 am

Nottingham is north midlands Rick, you knew this already though.

by **Union Cane** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 9:11 am

Rowley wrote:You have changed Union, you're from Grimsby, a couple of months down south and you get all aaffected.

Its more like a couple of years.

Shocked

I haven't lost my accent, I've just got used to hearing the cockney twang all the time, so it was strange to hear people talking proper like what I do.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 9:11 am

Jeff wrote:Nottingham is north midlands Rick, you knew this already though

Yup, though they often claim to be north....

Though given the other options, this is not surprising.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 08 Sep 2014, 9:15 am

Union Cane wrote:

I haven't lost my accent

Me neither and I've been exiled close to 15 years now. Although perhaps I should try and lose mine as I sound like a scouser. People tend to look at me with suspicion. Especially in the village shop. W*nkers.

Morning all.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 08 Sep 2014, 9:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I sound like a scouser. People tend to look at me with suspicion. Especially in the village shop. W*nkers.

Calm down.

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