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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:46 am

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Post by Union Cane Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:55 pm

Ham & Cheese Sandwich
Tomatoes
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Apple
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Banana
Yougurty Raisins

5 a day, right there. Boom.
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Post by superflyweight Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:56 pm

Afternoon all - I'm not Dutchman that's been eaten by a spider.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:59 pm

Made my own sandwiches today. Cheese, homemade coleslaw and some kind of dry chewy ham from abroad. It was alright.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:04 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
I've always intended to put some greenery back... but low maintenance stuff. I'm so sick of chasing leaves. You really need shade here for most of the year or else you get fried very quickly.

Pond in Oz? I'd be afraid it may attract thirsty predators.

I would have thought you have the perfect climate for a couple on gnarly old Olive trees and maybe a couple of groups of black bamboo to rustle in the wind on an Autumnal eve.... A smallish Eucalypt as well perhaps?

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Post by superflyweight Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:05 pm

Union Cane wrote:Ham & Cheese Sandwich
Tomatoes
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Yougurty Raisins

5 a day, right there. Boom.

Yougurty?

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Post by Union Cane Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:16 pm

I think I've overdosed, I'm rushing on fruit, it affects the spelling apparentely.
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Post by seanmichaels Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:26 pm

Oooh cane (non homo), you're perilously close to 5 digits.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:27 pm

sean wrote:Oooh cane (non homo), you're perilously close to 5 digits.

What you got planned for your 10k Union?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:28 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Oooh cane (non homo), you're perilously close to 5 digits.

When was the last time you had 5 digits, Seany?

Cricket club showers, I guess? When you, the keeper and the opening bowler played 'guess whose hole' again?

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Post by Union Cane Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:29 pm

Phuck me, I hadn't noticed that. Need to make it a good one then.

I should have perhaps saved my spider / Dutchman thesis for the approaching landmark.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:31 pm

I could bang out anther zinger of a fact for you to disect at your leisure if you want Union?

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Post by Union Cane Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:32 pm

That would feel contrived, and somewhat forced. I'd rather just let it flow.
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Post by seanmichaels Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:33 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Oooh cane (non homo), you're perilously close to 5 digits.

When was the last time you had 5 digits, Seany?

Cricket club showers, I guess?  When you, the keeper and the opening bowler played 'guess whose hole' again?

C'mon Windows. Don't lower yourself to such a basic level.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:34 pm

Union Cane wrote:That would feel contrived, and somewhat forced. I'd rather just let it flow.

Do you think we can dupe you into posting something insignificant?

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Post by Union Cane Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:37 pm

Nothing I post is insignificant Tino, you know that.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:38 pm

Union Cane wrote:Nothing I post is insignificant Tino, you know that.

That's true, Cane.

How is TIMC pregnancy going?

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Post by superflyweight Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:38 pm

Union Cane wrote:Nothing I post is insignificant Tino, you know that.

The stuff about golf is pushing the boundaries of significance.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:40 pm

Union wrote:Nothing I post is insignificant Tino, you know that.

5. Civic

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:41 pm

I dreamt John Power off of Cast was helping me fix the floorboards in my bedroom last night. Just this second come back to me.

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Post by superflyweight Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I dreamt John Power off of Cast was helping me fix the floorboards in my bedroom last night. Just this second come back to me.

Did he smooth the floorboards, Sean? Did he work up a Sandstorm?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:46 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I dreamt John Power off of Cast was helping me fix the floorboards in my bedroom last night. Just this second come back to me.

Did he smooth the floorboards, Sean?  Did he work up a Sandstorm?

Did he Walkaway when he finished?

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Post by superflyweight Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:47 pm

Did you have a Finetime, sean?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:49 pm

superflyweight wrote:Did you have a Finetime, sean?

It was probably just Alright.

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Post by superflyweight Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:50 pm

I'm out of Cast songs I know off the top of my head.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:50 pm

superflyweight wrote:I'm out of Cast songs I know off the top of my head.  

Same here.

I don't think its funny enough to start googling either.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:50 pm

It was Alright.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:51 pm

seanmichaels wrote:It was Alright.

Brilliant. Wish I'd thought of that.

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Post by Union Cane Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:51 pm

lol
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Post by seanmichaels Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:51 pm

Feck. Blame that on what these Four Walls do to me.

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Post by superflyweight Mon 13 Oct 2014, 1:59 pm

Would almost be poetic if Union never posted again.

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Post by Rowley Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:04 pm

superflyweight wrote:I'm out of Cast songs I know off the top of my head.  

Promised Land, Guiding Star. You provide the puns I'll provide the songs.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:05 pm

superflyweight wrote:Would almost be poetic if Union never posted again.  

He is way too needy for that.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:22 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29595164 phuck that

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Post by kingraf Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:32 pm

Pretty much the most remarkable day in the OP trial. Six months community service @ two days a month? Nothing short of audacious. Might get purchase though.
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Post by kingraf Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:32 pm

Pretty much the most remarkable day in the OP trial. Six months community service @ two days a month? Nothing short of audacious. Might get purchase though.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:32 pm

seanmichaels wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29595164 phuck that

Must have hurt. She was in Phnom pain.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29595164 phuck that

You looking forward to Fury, Sean?

You like a WWII film, don't you?

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Post by superflyweight Mon 13 Oct 2014, 2:50 pm

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seanmichaels wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29595164 phuck that

Must have hurt. She was in Phnom pain.

That is lovely work, Jules.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 13 Oct 2014, 3:24 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29595164 phuck that

You looking forward to Fury, Sean?

You like a WWII film, don't you?

Yeah but i don't like the cinema. It makes your bum hurt and they have the sound up too loud.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 3:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:they have the sound up too loud.

The cinema is about the only time I can hear films properly.


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Post by Rowley Mon 13 Oct 2014, 3:28 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29595164 phuck that

You looking forward to Fury, Sean?

You like a WWII film, don't you?

Yeah but i don't like the cinema. It makes your bum hurt and they have the sound up too loud.

And the bloody price, and the language in some of those modern talkies would make your hair curl. Effing and jeffing left right and centre.

Not sure I have ever posted anything that made me sound quite as old and miserable as you did in that last post Sean.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 13 Oct 2014, 3:33 pm

Horses for courses. I get enough grief from the missus for only going once or twice a year. Done Gravity this year so she should be greatful.

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Post by Rowley Mon 13 Oct 2014, 4:01 pm

Grateful Sean. I was meant to go to see Gone Girl this weekend, but TSMR was ill. Shame, I was looking forward to that.

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Post by Union Cane Mon 13 Oct 2014, 4:02 pm

I went to the cinema the other night. I went for a wee before the film, we had struggled to find a parking space so I was quite desperate. I also had a trump in there ready to come out, but as there were other men in the lavatory I felt it would be inappropriate to let one go. The gaseous vapours themselves had other ideas. The impending gruft made itself present and ready at the exit, it was quite a battle to keep it in. It went from a mild nuisance through uncomfortable all the way to quite distressful very quickly. Clenching it all together at the back also affected the flow at the front, as I believe I have described previously, got a bit on the wall but nothing on the shoes this time. After all this, one of the other blokes in there lifted a leg and let out one of the squelchiest flatus discharges I have ever heard.

B*stard.

10,000.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 13 Oct 2014, 4:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29595164 phuck that

You looking forward to Fury, Sean?

You like a WWII film, don't you?

Yeah but i don't like the cinema. It makes your bum hurt and they have the sound up too loud.

Very similar to the dorms at your school.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Oct 2014, 4:09 pm

Union Cane wrote:I went to the cinema the other night. I went for a wee before the film, we had struggled to find a parking space so I was quite desperate. I also had a trump in there ready to come out, but as there were other men in the lavatory I felt it would be inappropriate to let one go. The gaseous vapours themselves had other ideas. The impending gruft made itself present and ready at the exit, it was quite a battle to keep it in. It went from a mild nuisance through uncomfortable all the way to quite distressful very quickly. Clenching it all together at the back also affected the flow at the front, as I believe I have described previously, got a bit on the wall but nothing on the shoes this time. After all this, one of the other blokes in there lifted a leg and let out one of the squelchiest flatus discharges I have ever heard.

B*stard.

10,000.

Boom.

That was lovely stuff but you don't need a * in bastard. It gets through the filter.

Congratulations though.

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Post by Union Cane Mon 13 Oct 2014, 4:11 pm

Didn't realise that.

Bastard.
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Post by Galted Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:33 pm

Galtova nagged me into going to Billingsgate fsh market on Saturday morning at about 6.  I give it about 3/5, would've been more but it was p1ssing down and we had to walk along a motorway for a bit with her moaning that it was somehow my fault that the entrance was diagonally opposite where we approached from the station (Canary Wharf).
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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 14 Oct 2014, 7:55 am

Galted wrote:Galtova nagged me into going to Billingsgate fsh market on Saturday morning at about 6.

They specialise in fish with no eyes?

Fist

Morning all.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 14 Oct 2014, 7:59 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:Galtova nagged me into going to Billingsgate fsh market on Saturday morning at about 6.

They specialise in fish with no eyes?


Genius. Don't know whats happened to you recently, Ricko, but you're constantly making me l*l.

I'm in work for a whole week. Five f*cking days. What a joke.

Morning mate.

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