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Post by Pal Joey Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:41 am

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Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:29 pm

Looooooooooooooooooooooooool (think thats how they do it Rowls). That has cheered me up no end.

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Post by Guest Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Jack Daniels is awful stuff anyway.

Have a good party tonight seany.  Don't get too drunk and let someone finger you on the dancefloor get off with the ugly girl that works in accounts.
I hope someone hits you repeatedly in the face this Xmas and puts it on YouTube for the world to see.

Jack Daniels is a fine beverage (neat...or with ice, if I'm feeling sassy) It's no single Malt I grant you but there's no need for that sort of uncouth f*cking behaviour

I bet you wash it down with a few bottles of Bud, don't you Dave?

The boys from SLAYER, MEGADETH and THE GOO GOO DOLLS wouldn't be seen dead with a bottle of JD.  Unless it was to smash over the head of bald, tattooed Yorkshiremen following them around clutching his autograph book.
F*ck you Tina, no seriously....f*ck....YOU! I wash my Jack Daniels down with more Jack Daniels to get rid of the taste of not having a drnk of whiskey

Since the rise of the "selfie", autograph books are so passé and the only thing I'd ask SLAYER to autograph would be the severed heads of the Goo Goo dolls and Megadeth.

Merry f*cking Xmas

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:35 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Jack Daniels is awful stuff anyway.

Have a good party tonight seany.  Don't get too drunk and let someone finger you on the dancefloor get off with the ugly girl that works in accounts.
I hope someone hits you repeatedly in the face this Xmas and puts it on YouTube for the world to see.

Jack Daniels is a fine beverage (neat...or with ice, if I'm feeling sassy) It's no single Malt I grant you but there's no need for that sort of uncouth f*cking behaviour

I bet you wash it down with a few bottles of Bud, don't you Dave?

The boys from SLAYER, MEGADETH and THE GOO GOO DOLLS wouldn't be seen dead with a bottle of JD.  Unless it was to smash over the head of bald, tattooed Yorkshiremen following them around clutching his autograph book.
F*ck you Tina, no seriously....f*ck....YOU! I wash my Jack Daniels down with more Jack Daniels to get rid of the taste of not having a drnk of whiskey

Since the rise of the "selfie", autograph books are so passé and the only thing I'd ask SLAYER to autograph would be the severed heads of the Goo Goo dolls and Megadeth.

Merry f*cking Xmas

Laugh

Don't change, David.

Merry c*nting Christmas to you as well.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:37 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Jack Daniels is awful stuff anyway.

Have a good party tonight seany.  Don't get too drunk and let someone finger you on the dancefloor get off with the ugly girl that works in accounts.
I hope someone hits you repeatedly in the face this Xmas and puts it on YouTube for the world to see.

Jack Daniels is a fine beverage (neat...or with ice, if I'm feeling sassy) It's no single Malt I grant you but there's no need for that sort of uncouth f*cking behaviour

Post a wishlist in Tino jrs stocking

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:41 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Jack Daniels is awful stuff anyway.

Have a good party tonight seany.  Don't get too drunk and let someone finger you on the dancefloor get off with the ugly girl that works in accounts.
I hope someone hits you repeatedly in the face this Xmas and puts it on YouTube for the world to see.

Jack Daniels is a fine beverage (neat...or with ice, if I'm feeling sassy) It's no single Malt I grant you but there's no need for that sort of uncouth f*cking behaviour

Post a wishlist in Tino jrs stocking

New rucksack for Christmas, Shah?

A new watch maybe? With one of those fancy timers on it?

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:45 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Jack Daniels is awful stuff anyway.

Have a good party tonight seany.  Don't get too drunk and let someone finger you on the dancefloor get off with the ugly girl that works in accounts.
I hope someone hits you repeatedly in the face this Xmas and puts it on YouTube for the world to see.

Jack Daniels is a fine beverage (neat...or with ice, if I'm feeling sassy) It's no single Malt I grant you but there's no need for that sort of uncouth f*cking behaviour

Post a wishlist in Tino jrs stocking

New rucksack for Christmas, Shah?

A new watch maybe?  With one of those fancy timers on it?

Aye, they are presents for you. A new rucksack with a nice book, hitchikers guide to the galaxy so you can find somewhere to hide from the inebriated jr and a watch to count down the hours until his hangover passes

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:47 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Jack Daniels is awful stuff anyway.

Have a good party tonight seany.  Don't get too drunk and let someone finger you on the dancefloor get off with the ugly girl that works in accounts.
I hope someone hits you repeatedly in the face this Xmas and puts it on YouTube for the world to see.

Jack Daniels is a fine beverage (neat...or with ice, if I'm feeling sassy) It's no single Malt I grant you but there's no need for that sort of uncouth f*cking behaviour

Post a wishlist in Tino jrs stocking

New rucksack for Christmas, Shah?

A new watch maybe?  With one of those fancy timers on it?

Aye, they are presents for you.  A new rucksack with a nice book, hitchikers guide to the galaxy so you can find somewhere to hide from the inebriated jr and a watch to count down the hours until jihad passes

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by seanmichaels Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:52 pm

where's the festive spirit?

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Post by Guest Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:56 pm

I DRINK IT, TINA MAKES SMART ARSE COMMENTS

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Jack Daniels is awful stuff anyway.

Have a good party tonight seany.  Don't get too drunk and let someone finger you on the dancefloor get off with the ugly girl that works in accounts.
I hope someone hits you repeatedly in the face this Xmas and puts it on YouTube for the world to see.

Jack Daniels is a fine beverage (neat...or with ice, if I'm feeling sassy) It's no single Malt I grant you but there's no need for that sort of uncouth f*cking behaviour

Post a wishlist in Tino jrs stocking

New rucksack for Christmas, Shah?

A new watch maybe?  With one of those fancy timers on it?

Aye, they are presents for you.  A new rucksack with a nice book, hitchikers guide to the galaxy so you can find somewhere to hide from the inebriated jr and a watch to count down the hours until jihad passes

To be honest hes about the right age for Isis recruitment and he has the right temperament, you'll be limping out in front of the cameras eyes blackened teeth crooked and squinting as if this is the first light youve seen in years and with the entire worlds focus on you, the bar at the bottom will come up with the newsflash....More westminister Mp sex victims found. And we will laugh, like dave at a sacrifice, like superfly at a salad, like Rowley at the wonder of the hula hoop, like rick at the price of beer, like galted at anything approaching incest, like top hat at an all you can eat buffet and like sean michaels sitting bare arsed on a whac a mole game.

Merry Christmas you filthy animal.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:06 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Jack Daniels is awful stuff anyway.

Have a good party tonight seany.  Don't get too drunk and let someone finger you on the dancefloor get off with the ugly girl that works in accounts.
I hope someone hits you repeatedly in the face this Xmas and puts it on YouTube for the world to see.

Jack Daniels is a fine beverage (neat...or with ice, if I'm feeling sassy) It's no single Malt I grant you but there's no need for that sort of uncouth f*cking behaviour

Post a wishlist in Tino jrs stocking

New rucksack for Christmas, Shah?

A new watch maybe?  With one of those fancy timers on it?

Aye, they are presents for you.  A new rucksack with a nice book, hitchikers guide to the galaxy so you can find somewhere to hide from the inebriated jr and a watch to count down the hours until jihad passes

To be honest hes about the right age for Isis recruitment and he has the right temperament, you'll be limping out in front of the cameras eyes blackened teeth crooked and squinting as if this is the first light youve seen in years and with the entire worlds focus on you, the bar at the bottom will come up with the newsflash....More westminister Mp sex victims found. And we will laugh, like dave at a sacrifice, like superfly at a salad, like Rowley at the wonder of the hula hoop, like rick at the price of beer, like galted at anything approaching incest, like top hat at an all you can eat buffet and like sean michaels sitting bare arsed on a whac a mole game.

Merry Christmas you filthy animal.

Laugh

Merry Christmas you big, soft terrorist.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by seanmichaels Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:07 pm

whack a mole Laugh

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Post by Adam D Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:13 pm

And still I get no mention!

Bl00dy infidels!

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:15 pm

Adam D wrote:And still I get no mention!

Bl00dy infidels!

I mentioned you on the boxing board earlier.

I called you a clown, but at least I was thinking of you.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:17 pm

Adam D wrote:And still I get no mention!

Bl00dy infidels!

Missing my Lifetime terrorist award on the right of the screen. Maybe we can come to an arrangement

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Post by Adam D Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:22 pm

Unlike Sony, I dont bow down to terr0r1sts

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:25 pm

Adam D wrote:Unlike Sony, I dont bow down to terr0r1sts

Unlike sony, you havent very much to lose.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:26 pm

zing

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Post by Pal Joey Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:34 pm

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Post by Rowley Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:51 am

Morning all, or at least all of you who work proper hours/are not Billie Whitelaw.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:52 am

Est quod hodie est in ostio tractandum

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:52 am

Damn you Rowley and good morning

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:11 am

Morning.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by ShahenshahG Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:16 am

Anyone got about half a kilo of sugar?

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Post by seanmichaels Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:16 am

Check.

Getting the low down on Friday night at the moment. Seems I have managed to avoid any controversy so far.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:44 am

seanmichaels wrote:Check.

Getting the low down on Friday night at the moment. Seems I have managed to avoid  any controversy so far.

You sure?

Even our office were talking about you this morning.

How did you even get that up there?

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Post by seanmichaels Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:49 am

I think I probably consumed more alcohol that evening morning than I have before. I was sick 5 times on the way home including down my front into my lap whilst in traffic.

First thing this morning one of the fit birds came up and started talking to me. Never spoken tto her much before, certainly non work related.

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Post by superflyweight Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:01 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Check.

Getting the low down on Friday night at the moment. Seems I have managed to avoid  any controversy so far.

You sure?

Even our office were talking about you this morning.

How did you even get that up there?

You do know he went to boarding school, right?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:03 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Check.

Getting the low down on Friday night at the moment. Seems I have managed to avoid  any controversy so far.

You sure?

Even our office were talking about you this morning.

How did you even get that up there?

You do know he went to boarding school, right?

I know.

But a scanner?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:07 am

Ended up in A&E on Saturday eve. Nothing serious thankfully. It's a man's game, tennis.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:08 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Check.

Getting the low down on Friday night at the moment. Seems I have managed to avoid  any controversy so far.

You sure?

Even our office were talking about you this morning.

How did you even get that up there?

You do know he went to boarding school, right?

I know.  

But a scanner?  

He mistook it for a gaydar device. With that sort of incentive I'd not be surprised if he managed to get tophat up there

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Post by seanmichaels Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:09 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Ended up in A&E on Saturday eve. Nothing serious thankfully. It's a man's game, tennis.

Pray tell?

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Post by Union Cane Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:10 am

seanmichaels wrote:I was sick 5 times on the way home including down my front into my lap whilst in traffic.

Were you in a vehicle at the time?

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Post by Rowley Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:15 am

Good Monring to you as well Union.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:16 am

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Ended up in A&E on Saturday eve. Nothing serious thankfully. It's a man's game, tennis.

Pray tell?

Not much to tell - slipped whilst racing for a low ball, tumbled and landed very heavily right on the top of my right shoulder. Ended up that any movement of my arm was agony - had it x-rayed, nothing broken, but got a sling and out of action for 6 - 8 weeks.

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Post by Adam D Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:16 am

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seanmichaels wrote:I was sick 5 times on the way home including down my front into my lap whilst in traffic.

Were you in a vehicle at the time?

Monring everyone.

Monring to you too Union. And that was my first thought too!

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:19 am

Morning Union Julius and Adam. Sorry to hear about your shoulder injury Julius but please just say you injured it while you masturbated. It's too early for sporting metaphors

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Post by superflyweight Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:29 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Ended up in A&E on Saturday eve. Nothing serious thankfully. It's a man's game, tennis.

Pray tell?

Not much to tell - slipped whilst racing for a low ball, tumbled and landed very heavily right on the top of my right shoulder. Ended up that any movement of my arm was agony - had it x-rayed, nothing broken, but got a sling and out of action for 6 - 8 weeks.

Sounds like a similar mishap sean suffered in the showers after cricket.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:36 am

Which also caused Sean intense pain associated with movement of the arm.

Subsequently, it hampered his ability to perform his scheduled reach-around with the opening bowler.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:39 am

Adam D wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was sick 5 times on the way home including down my front into my lap whilst in traffic.

Were you in a vehicle at the time?

Monring everyone.

Monring to you too Union. And that was my first thought too!

Yeah, it was after midday on saturday though.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:43 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Which also caused Sean intense pain associated with movement of the arm.

Subsequently, it hampered his ability to perform his scheduled reach-around with the opening bowler.

The umpires call of no ball and bye ended what was a truly miserable day for seanmichaels

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Post by seanmichaels Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:45 am

Had a quick net yesterday actually.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:51 am

seanmichaels wrote:Had a quick game of touchcock yesterday actually.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:53 am

You're very puerile this morning Windows.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:59 am

seanmichaels wrote:You're very puerile this morning Windows.

Yep. Struggling for 606v2 inspiration today so I'm in default mode which is to take the p*ss out of you for being a closet homo.

I'll move on.

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Post by Pal Joey Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:02 am

Was there much traffic around you at the time, sean?

I was once swigging some cheap bourbon with a mate in a carpark when he cracked a joke.
Bad timing on my part... it went down backwards (or sideways?) and I ended up spraying his dashboard. It was quite a painful experience actually. Put me off bourbon ever since (c.1992)

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Post by seanmichaels Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:04 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Was there much traffic around you at the time, sean?


Yeah that's why I didn't pull over or fire it out the window. I'd just had my first smoke of the day and it caused some kind of stomach reflux.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:06 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You're very puerile this morning Windows.

Yep.  Struggling for 606v2 inspiration today so I'm in default mode which is to take the p*ss out of you for being a closet homo.

I'll move on.

No need, I can handle it. I was with the young wicket keeper. He has quick hands.....

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Post by Union Cane Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:14 am

I have a vomit story.

I was probably about 16/17 and at a party at the local social club. I was quite a lightweight at that stage, and had put away three of four pints of Blastaway. I was sitting at a table, and I knew it was coming, but felt that if I made a dash for the bogs I wouldn't make it. Spent a few minutes sitting very very still, and then it happened. This was back when you could smoke indoors (remember that?) and there was a big round ashtray on the table, that was quite full, right in front of me. Anyway, the Blastaway (and customary carrot pieces) came back out in projectile fashion, straight into the ashtray. It was like when you wash a spoon, it went everywhere. I then went to sleep and woke up outside in the car park covered in crusty bits.

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Post by Rowley Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:15 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You're very puerile this morning Windows.

Yep.  Struggling for 606v2 inspiration today so I'm in default mode which is to take the p*ss out of you for being a closet homo.

I'll move on.

No need, I can handle it. I was with the young wicket keeper. He has quick hands.....

Let me know if it starts bothering you Sean, I'll start talking about listening to jazz in the bath and using bellendish words, it will distract him long enough to give you some peace.

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