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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 24 Dec 2014, 11:26 am

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kingraf wrote:I watched it. It buffered every five seconds due to the awful Internet reception on the farm... I can't decide whether that made it better or worse like. Was awful nonetheless

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:00 pm

Ham sarnie seems popular on here today...

sean, what was your musical anecdote? Or have I missed it?

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Post by Union Cane Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:00 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:What popped out in the car?

My baculum.
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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:01 pm

Am currently deciding what to listen to on the way home from work. After the disappointment of my lunch I need to nail this one.

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Post by Union Cane Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:03 pm

Rowley wrote:Am currently deciding what to listen to on the way home from work. After the disappointment of my lunch I need to nail this one.

My playlist for the journey home is as follows :

Sesto Bruscantini and Teresa Berganza - Non Piu Andrai

Renata Scotto, Luciano Pavarotti and Piero Cappuccilli - Chi Mi Frena In Tal Momento

Renata Scotto, Jose Carreras and Sesto Bruscantini - Libiamo Ne' lieti Calici

Sesto Bruscantini , Nicolai Ghiaurov and Alfredo Kraus - Finch'han Del Vino

Gianni Schicchi - O Mio Babbino Caro

Luciano Pavarotti and Renata Scotto - La Donna E Mobile
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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:06 pm

I don't have any of those on my Ipod Union, so will not be following suit.

As an aside, how long does it take you to get home? That seems a fairly long playlist

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Post by Union Cane Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:09 pm

15 to 20 minutes, usually. Each of those is only 3 - 4 minutes, so should be just right.
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Post by seanmichaels Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:11 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Ham sarnie seems popular on here today...

sean, what was your musical anecdote?  Or have I missed it?

I have a Christmas card from a massive 80's music star and family.

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Post by Union Cane Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:13 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I have a Christmas card from a massive 80's music star and family.

Pete Burns?
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Post by seanmichaels Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:15 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I have a Christmas card from a massive 80's music star and family.

Pete Burns?

Ali Campbell.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:22 pm

Rowley wrote:Nice enough but boring

Kind of sums you up beautifully.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:23 pm

Had to google him, but this is a new high in culture cup music anecdotes...

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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:33 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Nice enough but boring

Kind of sums you up beautifully.  

The ones that hurt are the ones you kind of know to be true.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:35 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Rowley wrote:Am currently deciding what to listen to on the way home from work. After the disappointment of my lunch I need to nail this one.

My playlist for the journey home is as follows :

Sesto Bruscantini and Teresa Berganza - Non Piu Andrai

Renata Scotto, Luciano Pavarotti and Piero Cappuccilli - Chi Mi Frena In Tal Momento

Renata Scotto, Jose Carreras and Sesto Bruscantini - Libiamo Ne' lieti Calici

Sesto Bruscantini , Nicolai Ghiaurov and Alfredo Kraus - Finch'han Del Vino

Gianni Schicchi - O Mio Babbino Caro

Luciano Pavarotti and Renata Scotto - La Donna E Mobile

Impressive, but it's hardly the Macc Lads is it?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 12 Jan 2015, 2:36 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I have a Christmas card from a massive 80's music star and family.

Pete Burns?

Ali Campbell.

He sent loads out though didn't he? I heard that 1 in 10 people got one.

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Post by Union Cane Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:13 pm

You wouldn't have thought he'd believe in Christmas with a name like that.
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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:13 pm

Who would have thought the subject of UB40 cropping up could kill a thread, we will have to tread carefully if it happens again.

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Post by Union Cane Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:19 pm

Food for thought there, Jeff.
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Post by seanmichaels Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:20 pm

My Mum is a recent acquaintance of his. I think his kids may go to her school. Probably why we had reggae pumping over Christmas lunch. Not sure it went with cherry (oh baby) trifle.

Lovely card though, written in gold felt tip.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:23 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Lovely card though, written in gold felt tip.

A real labour of love.

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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:26 pm

That's what I love about you Jules, if you see an opportunity for a pun you don't let it pass you by.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:29 pm

Rowley wrote:That's what I love about you Jules, if you see an opportunity for a pun you don't let it pass you by.

What about mine?

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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:34 pm

Yours was tortuous Sean, no offence.

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Post by kingraf Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:52 pm

I'm not dead, thankfully
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:54 pm

kingraf wrote:I'm not dead, thankfully

Great T20 game with the Windies yesterday, Raf.


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Post by kingraf Mon 12 Jan 2015, 3:59 pm

Ridiculous game. David Miller hit one over the pavilion into the golf course... Thats easily 150m... Chris Gayle hit one into the top tier. Worrying though, at some point it'd be cheaper to just rack in some bowling machines.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Jan 2015, 4:06 pm

kingraf wrote:Ridiculous game. David Miller hit one over the pavilion into the golf course... Thats easily 150m... Chris Gayle hit one into the top tier. Worrying though, at some point it'd be cheaper to just rack in some bowling machines.

Gayle hit one off Tahir that was just ridiculous. I think that might be the one that landed in the top tier.

Some chap in the crowd pulled off a blinding catch from one of Gayle's sixes.

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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 4:08 pm

Do people enjoy t20? I have never been able to get into it, much prefer the grinding tedium and elitism of a test match.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Jan 2015, 4:15 pm

Rowley wrote:Do people enjoy t20? I have never been able to get into it, much prefer the grinding tedium and elitism of a test match.

I prefer test cricket but I like T20 for a bit of fun and games. I'll put it into a context you'd understand, Jeff. Test cricket is like having a nice long, Radox infused bath with some Bublé coming through the wireless. T20 is like having a sh*t, a quick shower and then legging it down to Gregg's for a homity pie before the shop shuts.

I find 50 over stuff gets stuck in the middle and loses interest for me now.

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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 4:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:  Test cricket is like having a nice long, Radox infused bath with some Bublé coming through the wireless.

Add in reading a frankly ridiculously long book about Joe Choynski and you have pretty much described my plans for the evening Tina.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Jan 2015, 4:21 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:  Test cricket is like having a nice long, Radox infused bath with some Bublé coming through the wireless.

Add in reading a frankly ridiculously long book about Joe Choynski and you have pretty much described my plans for the evening Tina.

He taught Jack Johnson some defensive techniques when they were in the slammer together.

There you go, you can stop reading now. Keep dipping your bucket, Jeff. It's no trouble.

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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 4:25 pm

Whilst we're vaguely on the subject of boxing I was considering bringing back your real boxing heroes series or whatever it was called the other day Tina. Suppose it would be courteous of me to ask if you mind, do you?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Jan 2015, 4:28 pm

Rowley wrote:Whilst we're vaguely on the subject of boxing I was considering bringing back your real boxing heroes series or whatever it was called the other day Tina. Suppose it would be courteous of me to ask if you mind, do you?

Of course not, Jeff. It would be an honour.

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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 4:29 pm

Cheers, goes without say I will almost certainly be too lazy to write it, but you never know.

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Post by Union Cane Mon 12 Jan 2015, 4:37 pm

I see my Friday Fun was re-incarnated the other, erm, Friday.

Wasn't the same though.
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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 12 Jan 2015, 5:17 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:  Test cricket is like having a nice long, Radox infused bath with some Bublé coming through the wireless.

Add in reading a frankly ridiculously long book about Joe Choynski and you have pretty much described my plans for the evening Tina.

Tino put some of your considerable wealth into purchasing this technology for Sean

I shall put my meager funds to purchase a specially adapted bum bag for him

He will be eternally happy

We shall end racism one closet homo at a time.





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Post by Guest Mon 12 Jan 2015, 5:33 pm

Union Cane wrote:I see my Friday Fun was re-incarnated the other, erm, Friday.

Wasn't the same though.

Agreed, my "Kostya TiramiTszyu" was a world beater...this lot? Nothing!

B*stards!!!!!!!!

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Post by Rowley Mon 12 Jan 2015, 5:40 pm

I was pretty pleased with my James Panatonne Dave, even allowing for me being too lazy to google the spelling it deserved better. We're dealing with philistines.

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Post by Galted Mon 12 Jan 2015, 6:36 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Multiple michaels, he can tell you what your cnut smells like without having to take a whiff.

Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. Our Seany wasn't born a criminal, Galted. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Seany hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.

Tino: Then something woke you, seanie, didn't it? Was it a dream? What was it?
Michaels: I heard a strange noise.
Tino: What was it?
Michaels: It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice.
Tino: What did you do?
Michaels: I went downstairs, across the hall. I crept up into sixth form dorm. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
Tino: And what did you see, seanie? What did you see?
Michaels: First formers. The first formers were screaming.
Tino: The seniors were bumming the first formers?
Michaels: And they were screaming.
Tino: And you ran away?
Michaels: No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the door to their dorm, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.
Tino: But you could and you did, didn't you?
Michaels: Yes. I took one first former, and I ran away as fast as I could.
Tino: Where were you going, michaels?
Michaels: I don't know. I didn't have any cider, any oranjeboom and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the headmaster's car picked me up. He was so angry he sent me to live at the borstal in Reading. I never saw the boarding school again.
Tino: What became of your first former, michaels?
Michaels: They bummed him.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 12 Jan 2015, 7:24 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Multiple michaels, he can tell you what your cnut smells like without having to take a whiff.

Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. Our Seany wasn't born a criminal, Galted. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Seany hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.

Tino: Then something woke you, seanie, didn't it? Was it a dream? What was it?
Michaels: I heard a strange noise.
Tino: What was it?
Michaels: It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice.
Tino: What did you do?
Michaels: I went downstairs, across the hall. I crept up into sixth form dorm. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
Tino: And what did you see, seanie? What did you see?
Michaels: First formers. The first formers were screaming.
Tino: The seniors were bumming the first formers?
Michaels: And they were screaming.
Tino: And you ran away?
Michaels: No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the door to their dorm, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.
Tino: But you could and you did, didn't you?
Michaels: Yes. I took one first former, and I ran away as fast as I could.
Tino: Where were you going, michaels?
Michaels: I don't know. I didn't have any cider, any oranjeboom and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the headmaster's car picked me up. He was so angry he sent me to live at the borstal in Reading. I never saw the boarding school again.
Tino: What became of your first former, michaels?
Michaels: They bummed him.

L*L out loud.

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Post by kingraf Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:03 pm

That was very good G man. I bought my first pair of Nike trainers today. Quite comfortable and the sole is thicker than my regular ones which will make me look taller. Win all round.
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Post by superflyweight Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:06 pm

ROFLOL out loud.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 13 Jan 2015, 4:22 am

Wakey wakey...

Fur (seal)... st

http://www.businessinsider.com.au/a-new-zealand-fur-seal-is-sunning-itself-on-the-opera-house-steps-again-2015-1

We need more Kiwi immigrants like this.
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Post by Rowley Tue 13 Jan 2015, 7:47 am

Morning all, first (amongst the UK based members)

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 13 Jan 2015, 7:50 am

Morning Jeff, TLD everybody alive and well today?

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Post by Rowley Tue 13 Jan 2015, 7:52 am

Morning Rick, hope you're well this grim Tuesday

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 13 Jan 2015, 7:54 am

I am indeed Jeff, and it is pretty grim here, makes me glad to be in work... Almost

Today I will be mainly absent from here due to being in meeting rooms talking gubbins to idiots.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:02 am

Morning.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:07 am

We'll be thinking of you still, rick.

I have a bit of an excursion tomorrow. Have to pick up my new credit card from a branch nowhere me (used to always get it mailed to me?) and then go almost all the way up to Summer Bay to drop some forms off with the bare-footed accountant.

I'll keep an eye out for the fur seal and the shark which is now hovering around just off the beaches... somewhere.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:26 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Do people enjoy t20? I have never been able to get into it, much prefer the grinding tedium and elitism of a test match.

I prefer test cricket but I like T20 for a bit of fun and games.  I'll put it into a context you'd understand, Jeff.  Test cricket is like having a nice long, Radox infused bath with some Bublé coming through the wireless.  T20 is like having a sh*t, a quick shower and then legging it down to Gregg's for a homity pie before the shop shuts.

I find 50 over stuff gets stuck in the middle and loses interest for me now.

Genius.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 13 Jan 2015, 8:27 am

The Loaded Dog wrote: then go almost all the way up to Summer Bay to drop some forms off with the bare-footed accountant.


Is flathead still at summer bay?

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