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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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Union wrote:Scousest sentence ever?
A translation from Eddie Izzard so Tino could understand.
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Only if it ends .."paid for by the social."Union Cane wrote:rick_dagless wrote:I like me coffee like I like my women...
Scousest sentence ever?
I like my coffee like my women....cold and bitter
I like my coffee like my women...ground up and stored in the freezer.
I like my coffee like my women...fairly cheap but wishing I'd spent that little extra
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:At school we used to get the communal milk (usually a 4 pinter) and pour it all over the radiators in the rooms or dorms of people we disliked. Great times.
You mean you all got together in a circle and w*nked each other off? Last one to jizz has to buy the biscuits?
No.
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rick_dagless wrote:Union wrote:Scousest sentence ever?
A translation from Eddie Izzard so Tino could understand.
Northwich ain't that far from Liverpool, RiCK....
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Tino wrote:Northwich ain't that far from Liverpool, RiCK.
Further away then Runcorn Tino, but close enough for me to be able to translate for you.
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Rick, I know you're upset at losing the "blame game" game but really?!?!?!?!?!rick_dagless wrote:Tino wrote:Northwich ain't that far from Liverpool, RiCK.
Further away then Runcorn Tino, but close enough for me to be able to translate for you.
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calm down, calm down
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DAVE wrote:Rick, I know you're upset at losing the "blame game" game but really?!?!?!?!?!
Just here to help DAVE... Here to help.
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you put "then Runcorn" instead of "than Runcorn"rick_dagless wrote:DAVE wrote:Rick, I know you're upset at losing the "blame game" game but really?!?!?!?!?!
Just here to help DAVE... Here to help.
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Interesting fact about 99 Red Balloons, in the German version the balloons are not red.
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DAVE wrote:you put "then Runcorn" instead of "than Runcorn"
I just put it there to make everyone feel bett...
Ah you know what, I phucked up, no point in trying to talk my way out if it...
Rat's tadger...
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Watching her gyrate about in the video...no-one noticed or caredUnion Cane wrote:Interesting fact about 99 Red Balloons, in the German version the balloons are not red.
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rick_dagless wrote:DAVE wrote:you put "then Runcorn" instead of "than Runcorn"
I just put it there to make everyone feel bett...
Ah you know what, I phucked up, no point in trying to talk my way out if it...
Rat's tadger...
It's a sh*thole RiCK, as you well know. Doesn't matter what you preface it with.
It became an overspill for Liverpool. Then it became so sh*te that people try and get back to the city.
That's right, people try and leave there to get back to Liverpool! Who would have thought it!
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uNFAIR QuEsTioNs oN mISs unIVerSe. MAy aS WeLl bE AskINg tHEm in sPANish.
ThANK YoU 4 QuEStioN!
I'm so proud of them all though.
ThANK YoU 4 QuEStioN!
I'm so proud of them all though.
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Amazing that these beauty queens are as thick as f**k when the girls who get their t!ts out on page three all appear to possess a full understanding of a wide variety of topics and aren't afraid to furnish the population with their considered opinion on any of themThe Loaded Dog wrote:uNFAIR QuEsTioNs oN mISs unIVerSe. MAy aS WeLl bE AskINg tHEm in sPANish.
ThANK YoU 4 QuEStioN!
I'm so proud of them all though.
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Did you see the one who was asked what she would say to ISIS?
Good answer I thought. She didn't really answer it but whatever she said sort of made sense in a very general way.
Something about world peace and we need to care for each other more.
Their bossoms are all top notch. I liked the little black mole on Miss Argentina's.
Good answer I thought. She didn't really answer it but whatever she said sort of made sense in a very general way.
Something about world peace and we need to care for each other more.
Their bossoms are all top notch. I liked the little black mole on Miss Argentina's.
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Colombia or Netherlands for me.
Ukraine might get the sympathy vote.
USA shouldn't really be there.
Jamaica... a Halle Berry lookalike and sounds a little too sure of herself. She could win.
Ukraine might get the sympathy vote.
USA shouldn't really be there.
Jamaica... a Halle Berry lookalike and sounds a little too sure of herself. She could win.
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Haven't watched Miss World since the early 80's. How Eric Morley never got arrested by officers from an off-shoot of Operation Yewtree, I'll never know.
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I'm not Demis Roussos. He was only 68. I thought he'd go on forever and ever.
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How's the shoulder Jules? Back on the courts wooing the chicks with your forehand?
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JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not Demis Roussos. He was only 68. I thought he'd go on forever and ever.
Same here. I'm starting to worry about Nana Mouskouri now.
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I reckon Demis was Ron Jeremy.
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seanmichaels wrote:How's the shoulder Jules? Back on the courts wooing the chicks with your forehand?
It's almost there. Thanks for asking
Have been playing gently so far, with the even-older-than-me folks, who are naturally ecstatic to see me back on court.
I've been using the enforced lay-off to work on my fitness - bought a cross-trainer and doing a few other exercises that I haven't done for about 15 years.
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i have an element of stiffness today. Probably the hardest non diy / gardening stint i've had since i left school yesterday.
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And don't be surprised about Tino's lack of thought. He's a selfish tw@t.
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Already done thatJuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not Demis Roussos. He was only 68. I thought he'd go on forever and ever.
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seanmichaels wrote:And don't be surprised about Tino's lack of thought. He's a selfish tw@t.
I change my location everyday (almost) in honour of Jules. You pay him lip service by asking about him once about his shoulder. You're patronising him, that's all your doing.
He means more to me than that. I won't ever patronise the great man.
F*ck you, michaels. F*ck you forever.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:And don't be surprised about Tino's lack of thought. He's a selfish tw@t.
I change my location everyday (almost) in honour of Jules. You pay him lip service by asking about him once about his shoulder. You're patronising him, that's all your doing.
He means more to me than that. I won't ever patronise the great man.
F*ck you, michaels. F*ck you forever.
You know what you look like to me, with your spinach jersey and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white scouse, are you, Windows? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure Runcorn. What is your father, windows? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the women on the flotel found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the Hertfordshire.
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:And don't be surprised about Tino's lack of thought. He's a selfish tw@t.
I change my location everyday (almost) in honour of Jules. You pay him lip service by asking about him once about his shoulder. You're patronising him, that's all your doing.
He means more to me than that. I won't ever patronise the great man.
F*ck you, michaels. F*ck you forever.
You know what you look like to me, with your spinach jersey and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white scouse, are you, Windows? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure Runcorn. What is your father, windows? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the women on the flotel found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the Hertfordshire.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:seanmichaels wrote:How's the shoulder Jules? Back on the courts wooing the chicks with your forehand?
It's almost there. Thanks for askingTinosean.
Have been playing gently so far, with the even-older-than-me folks, who are naturally ecstatic to see me back on court.
I've been using the enforced lay-off to work on my fitness - bought a cross-trainer and doing a few other exercises that I haven't done for about 15 years.
Lucky Mrs Jules!
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superflyweight wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:seanmichaels wrote:How's the shoulder Jules? Back on the courts wooing the chicks with your forehand?
It's almost there. Thanks for askingTinosean.
Have been playing gently so far, with the even-older-than-me folks, who are naturally ecstatic to see me back on court.
I've been using the enforced lay-off to work on my fitness - bought a cross-trainer and doing a few other exercises that I haven't done for about 15 years.
Lucky Mrs Jules!
Chortle, chortle.
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Enjoying the head size discussion on the boxing board. I was going to raise the subject of esotropic strabismus amongst the boxing elite, but I'm retired.
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Everybody shy or tired today?
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Je suis d'abord!
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Love sacks, how did you get in there before me?
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Sneaked up like windows on a pork pie.
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Morning sean, I am not sure that Windows can sneak up on anything but the image made me LOL out loud.
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I couldn't make it to the Culture Cup Day Out at Los Llanos air base in Albacete, Spain, yesterday.
I wonder how it went?
I wonder how it went?
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Jeff was trying out the new F16 wasn't he?
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Union wrote:I wonder how it went?
not sure but I hope they got to discuss the recent Culture Cup vitriol towards the shift away from Greek austerity with some of the pilots there.
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Is there a dead person I could take the place of?
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Sh1t on here today.
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Galted wrote:Sh1t on here today.
Sad as it may seem I believe this is evidence that the culture on this thread is provided largely by Tino.
Hence the utter silence when his son bites him and they both have to be quarantined
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.......or he was flying the F16 and you shot him down with your RPG?
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seanmichaels wrote:.......or he was flying the F16 and you shot him down with your RPG?
RPGs are old school and too quick a death I would have hacked it and redirected up your bumhole. That way he would slowly be crushed to death between the irresistible ( to you) force of your lovers' c0cks and the immovable object that is your constipation
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ShahenshahG wrote:Galted wrote:Sh1t on here today.
Sad as it may seem I believe this is evidence that the culture on this thread is provided largely by Tino.
Hence the utter silence when his son bites him and they both have to be quarantined
That's an accurate assessment, Tino is the colostomy bag that holds our sh1t together.
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Jimmy Savile...you may be better thought of as a resultJuliusHMarx wrote:Is there a dead person I could take the place of?
Not by me though Jules, I'm referring to some of the rotten b*st*rds on here that pick on you for no earthly reason I can think of.
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RPGs are old school and too quick a death I would have hacked it and redirected up your bumhole. That way he would slowly be crushed to death between the irresistible ( to you) force of your lovers' c0cks and the immovable object that is your constipation
Beautiful, just beautiful. Who says literature is dead.
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sausage & cheese & brown sauce sandwich
crème egg
some gingerbread men I found at the back of the cupboard
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crème egg
some gingerbread men I found at the back of the cupboard
10/10
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Union Cane wrote:sausage & cheese & brown sauce sandwich
crème egg
some gingerbread men I found at the back of the cupboard
10/10
phucking creme eggs again.....
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