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Post by Faldono1fan Tue 20 Jan - 11:00

Looks like Tiger is now really toothless after a media scrum resulted in him losing one of his front teeth. He will need to BRIDGE that gap quickly ig he wants to be CROWNed champion again Very Happy

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Post by GPB Tue 20 Jan - 12:25

As for faux injuries for Tiger, the missing tooth was way down my list for his 2015.

Because Rory already has used the tooth excuse.

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Post by Roller_Coaster Tue 20 Jan - 19:21

A journalistic scrum indeed.

Should help his relationship with the press no end. Methinks we may have seen the end of his insightful, honest and open interviews...

Ahem.

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Post by Faldono1fan Tue 20 Jan - 19:58

His spitting technique will need to change...

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Post by super_realist Tue 20 Jan - 20:05

Seeing as he never smiles anyway, we'll not even notice.

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Post by Bob_the_Job Tue 20 Jan - 22:27

You can tell when it's a slow day real golf new wise.

Speaking of toothless - I thought the course in Abu Dhabi was until Kaymer's last round...
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Post by LadyPutt Tue 20 Jan - 22:43

super_realist wrote:Seeing as he never smiles anyway, we'll not even notice.
Laugh thumbsup What was with that ghastly "skull" mask he was wearing???
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Post by McLaren Tue 20 Jan - 23:00

At least tiger is a gracious guy, I am sure he took it well and reacted with great restraint when the incident happened. If this had happened to people like Michelson or Luke Donald a tantrum would surely have been thrown?
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Post by Roller_Coaster Wed 21 Jan - 0:00

McLaren wrote:At least tiger is a gracious guy, I am sure he took it well and reacted with great restraint when the incident happened.  If this had happened to people like Michelson or Luke Donald a tantrum would surely have been thrown?

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Post by super_realist Wed 21 Jan - 0:03

LadyPutt wrote:
super_realist wrote:Seeing as he never smiles anyway, we'll not even notice.
Laugh thumbsup What was with that ghastly "skull" mask he was wearing???

He's well known for his lack of sartorial elegance. Not just the wretched mask, but sunglasses and a burglers beanie is a ski resort faux pas too.

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Post by Roller_Coaster Wed 21 Jan - 0:17

He may well be (OK is) a pretty bad (OK terrible) dresser, but slagging him off for his dress sense in a ski resort when next to ski-ists and snow board-ifiers?

Come on now, that's a bit like having a go at the attire of a full kit wa*ker in a field full of Elvis impersonaters!

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Post by super_realist Wed 21 Jan - 0:23

Fair point, but he looks like he was kitted out in C&A, can't be the first time he's ever been in a ski resort so you'd think he wouldn't look like he stepped out of a PPE warehouse or the TK Maxx reject rail

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Post by Roller_Coaster Wed 21 Jan - 0:52

Ahh, C&A.

Reminds me of the old Jade Goody joke about her knickers having C&A on to help her put them on.

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Post by LadyPutt Wed 21 Jan - 1:20

Roller_Coaster wrote:Ahh, C&A.

Reminds me of the old Jade Goody joke about her knickers having C&A on to help her put them on.
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Post by Shotrock Wed 21 Jan - 1:59

Good point Mac ... and it's interesting to note that so many people who complain about all the attention given the former (and likely never again) world #1 never stop posting about him! Hmmmm ... latent "bromance" urges?

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Post by navyblueshorts Wed 21 Jan - 4:00

Here's a thought - Allenby vs. 9C? Inquiring minds need to know...
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Post by GPB Wed 21 Jan - 4:01

Shotrock wrote:Good point Mac ... and it's interesting to note that so many people who complain about all the attention given the former (and likely never again) world #1 never stop posting about him! Hmmmm ... latent "bromance" urges?

There are a couple of corollaries to that statement.

Those that complain about Pros and religion are the ones that never quit posting about it.

Those that complain about Pros and their children's are the that never quit posting about it.

And their girth, and their lobbying for RC wildcard, etc.

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Post by super_realist Wed 21 Jan - 4:03

GPB wrote:
Shotrock wrote:Good point Mac ... and it's interesting to note that so many people who complain about all the attention given the former (and likely never again) world #1 never stop posting about him! Hmmmm ... latent "bromance" urges?

There are a couple of corollaries to that statement.

Those that complain about Pros and religion are the ones that never quit posting about it.

Those that complain about Pros and their children's are the that never quit posting about it.

And their girth, and their lobbying for RC wildcard, etc.

Isn't that the whole point of a forum? We talk and comment about stuff?

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Post by GPB Wed 21 Jan - 4:11

super_realist wrote:Isn't that the whole point of a forum? We talk and comment about stuff?

Even a bad Comedian gets new material every now and again.

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Post by Shotrock Wed 21 Jan - 4:12

Super - It's a free world, let all post away. But, the obsession is baffling. And most of the posts on the above topic are  redundant and repetitious. Smile

Certainly does not advance the conversation ... I'm guessing it's therapeutic to those that repeat the same thing again, and again, and again ...  ad nauseam.

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Post by super_realist Wed 21 Jan - 6:21

GPB wrote:
super_realist wrote:Isn't that the whole point of a forum? We talk and comment about stuff?

Even a bad Comedian gets new material every now and again.

Says the man who just made the worlds most obvious joke about 9C's front tooth.


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Post by GPB Wed 21 Jan - 7:01

No, the obvious joke is that he wanted to look like a Brit!

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Post by super_realist Wed 21 Jan - 7:11

Well he would have dressed better then.

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Post by navyblueshorts Wed 21 Jan - 7:22

GPB wrote:No, the obvious joke is that he wanted to look like a Brit!
I'll fetch your coat Rolling Eyes .
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