The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:44 am

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by nadeem2099 Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:16 pm

What a lovely intervention, nadeem
I take it like a man, one for the team!
That sounds just like TRUSS
who likes to bang old grannies at the back of the bus

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:13 pm

What a lovely intervention, nadeem
I take it like a man, one for the team!
That sounds just like TRUSS
who likes to bang old grannies at the back of the bus
when there's still 20 miles to Wood Green

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:21 pm

I have a chicken who just will not cluck

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:24 pm

I have a chicken who just will not cluck
No swearing, i'm playing this by the book.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:36 pm

I have a chicken who just will not cluck
No swearing, i'm playing this by the book.
Very decent of you RiCk

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:40 pm

I have a chicken who just will not cluck
No swearing, i'm playing this by the book.
Very decent of you RiCk
Have to be if it involves a chick

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:42 pm

I have a chicken who just will not cluck
No swearing, i'm playing this by the book.
Very decent of you RiCk
Have to be if it involves a chick
A chick you'd particularly like to take out for dinner followed by a movie and a peck on the cheek before arranging to meet up again?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:45 pm

Yep that's the type of Ho I get down with

by Guest Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:48 pm

Yep that's the type of Ho I get down with
Cus da b!tches, they do love a spiv

by nadeem2099 Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:52 pm

Yep that's the type of Ho I get down with
Cus da b!tches, they do love a spiv
Of my anaconda don't

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:59 pm

Yep that's the type of Ho I get down with
Cus da b!tches, they do love a spiv
Of my anaconda don't
OK, I won't

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:00 am

Yep that's the type of Ho I get down with
Cus da b!tches, they do love a spiv
Of my anaconda don't
OK, I won't
Beacuse the gentlemens life i will live

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:06 pm

This thread really has gone belly up

by **Galted** Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:45 pm

This thread really has gone belly up
some of it doesn't even rhyme properly

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:21 pm

This thread really has gone belly up
some of it doesn't even rhyme properly
What rhymes with 'runt'?

by **Galted** Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:29 pm

This thread really has gone belly up
some of it doesn't even rhyme properly
What rhymes with 'runt'?
Apart from 'confront'?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:34 pm

This thread really has gone belly up
some of it doesn't even rhyme properly
What rhymes with 'runt'?
Apart from 'confront'?
This was an excellent limerick. We should all be proud.

by **Galted** Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:38 pm

Let's not start anymore rhymes with 'up'

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:42 pm

Let's not start anymore rhymes with 'up'
Yes, it made me jizz in a cup

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:48 pm

Let's not start anymore rhymes with 'up'
Yes, it made me jizz in a cup
which overflowed onto the head of my cat

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:49 pm

Let's not start anymore rhymes with 'up'
Yes, it made me jizz in a cup
which overflowed onto the head of my cat
so I booted the silly little tw*t

by **Galted** Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:54 pm

Let's not start anymore rhymes with 'up'
Yes, it made me jizz in a cup
which overflowed onto the head of my cat
so I booted the silly little tw*t
and then went down hard on Miles Jupp

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:56 pm

The sign on the door said "Closed"

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:59 pm

The sign on the door said "Closed"
But that belfie was awfully posed

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:05 am

The sign on the door said "Closed"
But that belfie was awfully posed
The arch on her back was lame

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:07 am

The sign on the door said "Closed"
But that belfie was awfully posed
The arch on her back was lame
Just a nobody looking for fame

by **Galted** Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:11 am

The sign on the door said "Closed"
But that belfie was awfully posed
The arch on her back was lame
Just a nobody looking for fame
and her c*ntflaps were overexposed

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:12 am

C*ntflaps is an underused word

by **Galted** Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:38 am

C*ntflaps is an underused word
And so's catawampus and gird

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:40 am

C*ntflaps is an underused word
And so's catawampus and gird
I like to use the word moist

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:26 pm

C*ntflaps is an underused word
And so's catawampus and gird
I like to use the word moist
And guffaw needs a hoist

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:31 pm

C*ntflaps is an underused word
And so's catawampus and gird
I like to use the word moist
And guffaw needs a hoist
Simple, but effective. Like turd.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:10 pm

The North is a wonderfull place

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:20 pm

The North is a wonderfull place
Although Runcorn is a kick in the face

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:25 pm

The North is a wonderfull place
Although Runcorn is a kick in the face
Though still better than the south

by Mind the windows Tino. Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:04 am

The North is a wonderfull place
Although Runcorn is a kick in the face
Though still better than the south
Of course, wash out your mouth!

by **Kenny** Sun Feb 01, 2015 12:47 am

The North is a wonderfull place
Although Runcorn is a kick in the face
Though still better than the south
Of course, wash out your mouth!
And await Big Normas warm embrace

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:07 pm

Her long hair had a hint of grey

by Guest Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:13 am

Her long hair had a hint of grey
And her husband's a closet case gay

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:47 am

Her long hair had a hint of grey
And her husband's a closet case gay
He had men on speed dial

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:52 am

Her long hair had a hint of grey
And her husband's a closet case gay
He had men on speed dial,
And amyl nitrate in a vial

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:09 pm

Her long hair had a hint of grey
And her husband's a closet case gay
He had men on speed dial,
And amyl nitrate in a vial
Seany popped round and made hay

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:40 pm

I knew that last rhyme would end in sean

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:44 pm

I knew that last rhyme would end in sean
Most of my evening's end with porn

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:46 pm

I knew that last rhyme would end in sean
Most of my evening's end with porn
With my rod in my hand

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:47 pm

I knew that last rhyme would end in sean
Most of my evening's end with porn
With my rod in my hand
And bucket full of sand

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:49 pm

I knew that last rhyme would end in sean
Most of my evening's end with porn
With my rod in my hand
And bucket full of sand
And a midget dressed as a leprechaun

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:55 pm

Some midgets are surprisingly hot

by President Trump Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:58 pm

Some midgets are surprisingly hot
That's what I think believe it or not

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:01 pm

Some midgets are surprisingly hot
That's what I think believe it or not
I've never had one myself

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