The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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Afternoon all, another client visit this morning, my value to this meeting was negligible, so a definite step in the right direction.
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Doesn't Sean's answer look suspect now...
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seanmichaels wrote:Need a connection (fairly low brow music selestcions today....but i reckon Juilles will get one)
1. Me gal tease me and Take a look me fancy,Right from the clock Until me reach climax
2. I thought the sun rose in your eyes And the moon and the stars, Were the gifts you gave To the dark, and the endless skies First Time I saw your Face - Roberta Flack - Juilles
3. Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
4. you could have a bumper car, bumping. this amusement never ends Gabriel - Sledgehammer -Juilles
5. ......one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your............
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3 is You can't touch this by MC Hammer
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SO HAMMER, WRENCH, SLEDGEHAMMER....THEY'RE CLEARLY TOOLS...WHAT'S A FLACK?
OR A ROBERTA?
Never seen either in Selco
OR A ROBERTA?
Never seen either in Selco
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DAVE667 wrote:SO HAMMER, WRENCH, SLEDGEHAMMER....THEY'RE CLEARLY TOOLS...WHAT'S A FLACK?
OR A ROBERTA?
Never seen either in Selco
First time, ever i SAW your face.
Clue for 1. - Tease me tease me tease tease me baby, till I lose control
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Chaka Demus and Pliers God I havent heard that in yonks
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ShahenshahG wrote:Chaka Demus and Pliers God I havent heard that in yonks
Well done sir.
Connection tools - hammer, wrench, sledgehammer, saw and pliers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-0SzoSUiB8
I wanted to have angry sex with this woman when I heard this song on the Radio. Then I saw the video!
I wanted to have angry sex with this woman when I heard this song on the Radio. Then I saw the video!
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That explains the funny looks in B&Q...and why none of my shelving fitsseanmichaels wrote:DAVE667 wrote:SO HAMMER, WRENCH, SLEDGEHAMMER....THEY'RE CLEARLY TOOLS...WHAT'S A FLACK?
OR A ROBERTA?
Never seen either in Selco
First time, ever i SAW your face.
Clue for 1. - Tease me tease me tease tease me baby, till I lose control
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Flacksaw Jim Duggan.
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I know I hardly ever post in the boxing section as I lack knowledge and have little of interest to say (yes I know it doesn't stop some of the "empty vessels") but I do read most threads and the title of one of them is making my eyes bleed.
Given that this is a place for the more cultured to gather I was wondering if, in between deleting posts about travelling folk, one of the MODS possibly change it?
Many thanks in advance.
Given that this is a place for the more cultured to gather I was wondering if, in between deleting posts about travelling folk, one of the MODS possibly change it?
Many thanks in advance.
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That's the one. Maybe I'll go on and post something about facking pikeys or the Welsh being rubbish at rugby and see if I can get it deleted.
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Hibbz wrote:That's the one. Maybe I'll go on and post something about facking pikeys or the Welsh being rubbish at rugby and see if I can get it deleted.
Please don't
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Thank you for the change. I think Steffan will do a far better incendiary job than I could have done anyway.
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Got my first speeding ticket last night.
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Bit silly Raf...
How fast?
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How fast?
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No clue. Was driving home and the road was rather dark (no street lights). Didn't see the board which changed the speed from 100 to 80.
Tried to make the traffic light while it was still green (there was literally no way on earth I was gonna stop on the outskirts of Joburg on a road with no lighting), and I saw the flash go off. Think it was about 90, not much more. I wasn't ghosting.... just not paying attention
Tried to make the traffic light while it was still green (there was literally no way on earth I was gonna stop on the outskirts of Joburg on a road with no lighting), and I saw the flash go off. Think it was about 90, not much more. I wasn't ghosting.... just not paying attention
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Might be ok then, may not have film
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Turd.
Had a ready meal from the M&S 'Taste' range last night. Taste Japan Crispy Chicken Katsu Curry with Fragrant Rice. Bloody good actually.
Had a ready meal from the M&S 'Taste' range last night. Taste Japan Crispy Chicken Katsu Curry with Fragrant Rice. Bloody good actually.
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Morning slags. Yeah M & S make some damned good food, especially the mexican 3 bean wrap.
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Prefer Morrisons to be honest...
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Morrisons do the best meat although some of their vacuum packed stuff can be iffy if it is close to the sell by date.
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And alcohol is more expensive than any other shop when it comes to alcohol. £2.69 for 4 cans of cider!
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Is that dear? I dont really drink at home.
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Cheers Rick. Not too annoyed about the fine/negative points (first offence). Just really annoyed at getting my first ever traffic violation!!
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I have never had a speeding ticket (cue one on the way home) though have had a seatbelt violation once.
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rick_dagless wrote:Is that dear? I dont really drink at home.
Tesco £2.29, Aldi £2.09. I was being flippant though.
Had 4 cans of M&S Belgian lager (a good find although pricey at £5.50) then a litre of M&S House Red. Usually Red makes me a bit shaky in the morning but fine today. Must be a half decent type.
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Been stopped a few times for a things (tyres, lights, think my windows were too tinted once...), but I've always got away with it by saying things like "Seriously, my second in a day?" or "You know my uncle is the town planner, and this is his car I'm driving?".... Shameless really.... All good now, my car has seriously mellowed out.
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Realise we are all far too classy to shop there, but Aldi do really nice steaks.
Morning all.
Morning all.
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Having looked it up, he's actually the treasurer now. Brave man puts him in charge of the till.
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Morning Jeffers
Is a town planner a big deal over there Raf? We used to take the p1ss out of people doing town planning at uni.
Is a town planner a big deal over there Raf? We used to take the p1ss out of people doing town planning at uni.
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I have no idea whether it's a big deal or not (other than him I don't know any), but it's certainly a well paying deal. SUVs, ridiculously opulent house, various women to pay maintenance to... Ticks all the wealth boxes
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Fair play to the lad then mate.
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Rowley wrote:Realise we are all far too classy to shop there, but Aldi do really nice steaks.
Morning all.
Aldi fantastic. Cold meats / Steaks. Don't be ashamed Jeff, just steer clear of the fruit and veg.
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Aldi fantastic. Cold meats / Steaks. Don't be ashamed Jeff, just steer clear of the fruit and veg.
And the chavs shopping in onesies and PJ's?
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With Aldi you got some fantastic fruit and pretty good savoury snacks. Frozen foods are crap. And Best place to get Meat? Local butcher who does his own killing.
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Shah wrote:Local butcher who does his own killing
DAVE?
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Whoever planned Bradford (certainly in recent years) either had to be an evil genius or the proud owner of the worst set of cataracts in history. "Eyesore" doesn't do the place justice. Over the years I've tried hard to defend my beloved city but now I can't be f*cking ar$ed. Thankfully, I only ever really venture into the City Centre when called to give evidence at Court (or to stalk Rick)
As for speeding...nearly got banned a few years ago (lied my bollox off to keep my licence) and been stopped a couple of times on the motorway late at night but was let off as I explained I was driving back to Bradford (usually after a gig) and THERE'S NO-ONE ELSE ON THE F*CKING ROAD, OFFICER COS IT'S 2AM!!!!!!!)
Things once you get done for speeding you drive like an old dear forever because there's nowt worse that having to shell out £60 just because you thought you needed to be somewhere two minutes sooner.
As for speeding...nearly got banned a few years ago (lied my bollox off to keep my licence) and been stopped a couple of times on the motorway late at night but was let off as I explained I was driving back to Bradford (usually after a gig) and THERE'S NO-ONE ELSE ON THE F*CKING ROAD, OFFICER COS IT'S 2AM!!!!!!!)
Things once you get done for speeding you drive like an old dear forever because there's nowt worse that having to shell out £60 just because you thought you needed to be somewhere two minutes sooner.
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"What's on offer today? Are those meatballs?"rick_dagless wrote:Shah wrote:Local butcher who does his own killing
DAVE?
"Well, they're actually ovaries but for the sake of a quick sale my love...."
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I have been done twice for speeding, once on my frigging Vespa. I was quite proud of that as I was unaware it was capable of going 38.
The second time I did the speeding awareness course. Four hours sat in a room being lectured to by some self righteous bell end. If you ever get this option, just take the points.
The second time I did the speeding awareness course. Four hours sat in a room being lectured to by some self righteous bell end. If you ever get this option, just take the points.
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DAVE wrote:I only ever really venture into the City Centre when called to give evidence at Court (or to stalk Rick)
Fair point DAVE, I always get that feeling i'm being watched, I thought it was the odour, and the fact that everyone is wactching me, but this explains it.
I actually don't mind Bradford for a night out to be honest...
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Talking of town planning, this is in a business park near me. I go out of my way to drive around the area. Anyone guess what it is?
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I never speed. Don't see the point when you do the maths, nor do i want to drive like a BMW w@nker
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I was only doing 90 in a 80?!!
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Speeding itself isn't an offence, the offence is to get caught speeding.
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And I unfortunately did it smack bang in the next to the speeding paparazzo. Couldn't even see the camera, how dark it was.
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