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kingraf wrote:And I unfortunately did it smack bang in the next to the speeding paparazzo. Couldn't even see the camera, how dark it was.
Business thing over there I guess. Over here they paint em a fluorescent yellow, so only the people too stupid to make a fuss (and to drive) get caught out. Nice revenue stream and particular danger areas are kept pretty safe.
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Does the same apply for shoplifting and murder, it's only a crime if you get caught?!?!?!!?Union Cane wrote:Speeding itself isn't an offence, the offence is to get caught speeding.
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DAVE667 wrote:Does the same apply for shoplifting and murder, it's only a crime if you get caught?!?!?!!?Union Cane wrote:Speeding itself isn't an offence, the offence is to get caught speeding.
Of course. Though shoplifting will cost you a hand and murder will get you a peerage.
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DAVE667 wrote:Does the same apply for shoplifting and murder, it's only a crime if you get caught?!?!?!!?Union Cane wrote:Speeding itself isn't an offence, the offence is to get caught speeding.
Not quite the same, as morality comes into it in the instances you mention, knowing the difference between good and bad, all that.
Speeding is victimless, and the offence is to be caught travelling in excess of the speed limit. If the offence was travelling in excess of the speed limit then cars would be limited to 70mph.
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Union Cane wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Does the same apply for shoplifting and murder, it's only a crime if you get caught?!?!?!!?Union Cane wrote:Speeding itself isn't an offence, the offence is to get caught speeding.
Not quite the same, as morality comes into it in the instances you mention, knowing the difference between good and bad, all that.
Speeding is victimless, and the offence is to be caught travelling in excess of the speed limit. If the offence was travelling in excess of the speed limit then cars would be limited to 70mph.
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No the offence is to travel in excess of the speed limit, the fact you don't get caught doesn't make it any less wrong. It's illegal to park on double yellow lines, the fact you might not get caught if you nip into the shops for five minutes doesn't make it any less illegal. As for "morality" you know the speed limit and to drive in excess of that limit means you've taken the moral decision to do something you know is wrong however victimless you may feel it is.Union Cane wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Does the same apply for shoplifting and murder, it's only a crime if you get caught?!?!?!!?Union Cane wrote:Speeding itself isn't an offence, the offence is to get caught speeding.
Not quite the same, as morality comes into it in the instances you mention, knowing the difference between good and bad, all that.
Speeding is victimless, and the offence is to be caught travelling in excess of the speed limit. If the offence was travelling in excess of the speed limit then cars would be limited to 70mph.
Speed limits are imposed with the safety of road users and pedestrians in mind....at increased speeds, many drivers lack the ability to be able to drive safely and considerately. To be honest even under the speed limit many drivers lack the ability to drive safely
"I'm not breaking the speed limit officer"
"No, but you are driving whilst using your mobile phone"
Driving whilst using a mobile phone is a criminal offence yet also "victimless"....unless of course you crash you car and kill/injure someone because you weren't paying attention or driving safely...a bit like when you run into the back of someone because you were driving too quickly
All fun and games until someone loses an eye.
I've been hit twice now by people driving too quickly "Sorry mate, my brakes are sh!t" isn't an excuse. If your brakes are "sh!t and you know it A/ get them fixed and B/ In the interim period, drive at a speed and maintain a large enough distance to ensure you can bring you car to a stop safely. I'm still getting physio for my whiplash injuries and whilst Rowley is right about the condescending attitude of some people on speed awareness courses, perhaps the alternative would be to be lectured by the parents of a child killed by someone driving too quickly which may give you pause for thought when referring to them as a bell-end
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Sorry to hear about your injuries, DAVE. I hope you make a full recovery.
Sorry to hear about your injuries, DAVE. I hope you make a full recovery.
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Aye best of luck healing, although please have your mindcock measuring contest elsewhere (Seans bum will host it). No snootiness here unless its Rowley trying to outsmart a light switch.
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No contest unless he tries in in a B&Q superstoreShahenshahG wrote:Aye best of luck healing, although please have your mindcock measuring contest elsewhere (Seans bum will host it). No snootiness here unless its Rowley trying to outsmart a light switch.
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There's some pretty clever light switches going around these days.
I had a chat with an electrician yesterday.
He suggested something smart but I had to dim down his expectations and keep the amount of sensors to a minimum of between 4-6.
I hate being spied on... too much.
I had a chat with an electrician yesterday.
He suggested something smart but I had to dim down his expectations and keep the amount of sensors to a minimum of between 4-6.
I hate being spied on... too much.
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Forget the electrician... how's the night nurse
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kingraf wrote:Forget the electrician... how's the night nurse
Probably on Odnoklassniki as we type.
Catching up on the weekend.
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That's Rowley screwed thenThe Loaded Dog wrote:There's some pretty clever light switches going around these days.
I had a chat with an electrician yesterday.
He suggested something smart but I had to dim down his expectations and keep the amount of sensors to a minimum of between 4-6.
I hate being spied on... too much.
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Had to Google that tbh...
That is great though, take her jet skiing. Siphon the fuel out, and accidentally run out 5km from the shore (good idea to have a litre or two coincidentally on hand).... Remarkable how many times you can plan a spontaneous connection.
That is great though, take her jet skiing. Siphon the fuel out, and accidentally run out 5km from the shore (good idea to have a litre or two coincidentally on hand).... Remarkable how many times you can plan a spontaneous connection.
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The Loaded Dog wrote:kingraf wrote:Forget the electrician... how's the night nurse
Probably on Odnoklassniki as we type.
Catching up on the weekend.
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kingraf wrote:Had to Google that tbh...
That is great though, take her jet skiing. Siphon the fuel out, and accidentally run out 5km from the shore (good idea to have a litre or two coincidentally on hand).... Remarkable how many times you can plan a spontaneous connection.
I'll probably take her to the Botanical Gardens. She likes that sort of thing. Have a bite to eat and take it from there.
Jet-skiing is practically banned here, raf.
(also, she works during the day... and is supposed to be studying at night)
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DAVE667 wrote:No contest unless he tries in in a B&Q superstoreShahenshahG wrote:Aye best of luck healing, although please have your mindcock measuring contest elsewhere (Seans bum will host it). No snootiness here unless its Rowley trying to outsmart a light switch.
In a place where money is spent? And you call yourself a yorkshireman.
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Is it because people Siphon the fuel out, and accidentally run out 5km from the shore to plan spontaneous connections (and thereby die in a river)
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kingraf wrote:Is it because people Siphon the fuel out, and accidentally run out 5km from the shore to plan spontaneous connections (and thereby die in a river)
You are obsessed!
Here there is just the harbour and some rivers... never more than 1km to a shoreline.
She actually prefers winter places (loves Tasmania and NZ... so I can help her there).
Want to see her in a skimpy swimsuit though. She'd look good against my new waterfall (when it's finished... the bones are up as of yesterday!)
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When my girlfriend and I started dating, I must admit to having toyed with the idea. But she is the daughter of a hard man, and is infinitely better at surviving unideal conditions than the city slicker/idyllic farmer that is I
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This one did a bit of army training.
She can take apart a Kalashnikov, reassemble it, load it (in a minute or so) and then hit a distant target between the eyes... she says.
I believe her; except for the "between the eyes" bit which I added for extra effect.
She can take apart a Kalashnikov, reassemble it, load it (in a minute or so) and then hit a distant target between the eyes... she says.
I believe her; except for the "between the eyes" bit which I added for extra effect.
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kingraf wrote:When my girlfriend and I started dating, I must admit to having toyed with the idea. But she is the daughter of a hard man, and is infinitely better at surviving unideal conditions than the city slicker/idyllic farmer that is I
Plus your long flowing blonde locks might be chewed on by any passing wildebeest
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The Loaded Dog wrote:There's some pretty clever light switches going around these days.
I had a chat with an electrician yesterday.
He suggested something smart but I had to dim down his expectations and keep the amount of sensors to a minimum of between 4-6.
I hate being spied on... too much.
We have wireless switches. Means you can take the switch off the wall and move to another wall if you want. Pretty pointless really
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seanmichaels wrote:The Loaded Dog wrote:There's some pretty clever light switches going around these days.
I had a chat with an electrician yesterday.
He suggested something smart but I had to dim down his expectations and keep the amount of sensors to a minimum of between 4-6.
I hate being spied on... too much.
We have wireless switches. Means you can take the switch off the wall and move to another wall if you want. Pretty pointless really
The Poopie people will buy.
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Bog off Shah. My ex girlfriend used to have long flowing locks. Still has them, I think. Weird comparing the two looking at it. Couldn't hope to pick two more completely different people
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kingraf wrote:Bog off Shah. My ex girlfriend used to have long flowing locks. Still has them, I think. Weird comparing the two looking at it. Couldn't hope to pick two more completely different people
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Yeah... she was a bit of a bitch
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Is it safe to come out yet?
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(Not like that)
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Plain portion of chips with grated red leicester cheese and worcester sauce sprinkled on.
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Mac and Cheese, hake, and pork chunks. In my haste I mistook the pork chunks for beef, and I intensely regret it. Whoever said pork was the candy of meat (might have been Homer Simpson) owes me an apology.
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I take it you have no taste buds or sense of smell. I'm no lover of fish and this didn't help when I had it on holidaykingraf wrote:Mac and Cheese, hake, and pork chunks. In my haste I mistook the pork chunks for beef, and I intensely regret it. Whoever said pork was the candy of meat (might have been Homer Simpson) owes me an apology.
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Taste buds yes. Sense of smell no. I'm wheat intolerant - it blocks up my nose and ears. Can't quite quit wheat based foods though.
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kingraf wrote:I'm wheat intolerant - it blocks up my nose and ears.
Try putting it in your mouth...
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