The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:37 pm

First topic message reminder :

We've all missed Tino this week. Everyone has said so, and I'd be putting this on record even if it weren't the thread split post. No, I would be, honestly.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:01 pm

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:03 pm

Well done Seany, you trampy arse rental scheme.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:04 pm

booooom . full phucking house

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:07 pm

seanmichaels wrote:booooom . full phucking house

Tophat moved his whole family in then?

by **seanmichaels** Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:08 pm

c ya homies.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:11 pm

Ta ra benderino

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:14 pm

Jeff, what have you got planned for the big post?

by Rowley Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:16 pm

Nothing much Tina, wasted all my poetry on the 10,000th. Might just tell everyone how much I love them (particularly you)

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:18 pm

Rowley wrote:Nothing much Tina, wasted all my poetry on the 10,000th. Might just tell everyone how much I love them (particularly you)

That would be a delight. I'm out tomorrow afternoon so will more than likely miss it but I will be around to wish you happy birthday in the morning.

We have worked bloody hard to get you this opportunity.

by Rowley Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:23 pm

And I do appreciate it. Shah has in particular played a blinder. Accepted as the bulk of the posts where just abusing Sean we were playing to his strengths but none the less he rose to the challenge admirably.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:27 pm

Rowley wrote:Nothing much Tina, wasted all my poetry on the 10,000th. Might just tell everyone how much I love them (particularly you)

And Hugh Jackman

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:28 pm

Rowley wrote:And I do appreciate it. Shah has in particular played a blinder. Accepted as the bulk of the posts where just abusing Sean we were playing to his strengths but none the less he rose to the challenge admirably.

He really did. He has so much stuff in his head. Remarkable really.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:30 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Nothing much Tina, wasted all my poetry on the 10,000th. Might just tell everyone how much I love them (particularly you)

And Hugh Jackman

He won't do that, Jules. It was my inspirational leadership that has got him this chance. Driving the Cup on to a higher post output.

To repay me by doing that would be churlish and petty.

And beneath Jeff.

by Rowley Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:34 pm

Fear not Tina, I would never do that. I still feel bad about my location. Not bad enough to change it obviously, but pretty bad.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:46 pm

I prefer my location. No offence Jeff.

by **Galted** Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:54 pm

These are the types of dead animals I saw when I was in SA:
wildebeest
kudu
buffalo
giraffe
leopard tortoise

I also saw some dead birds but they were too mashed up to identify, even though I had a copy of Roberts Birds of Southern Africa at my disposal.

by **Union Cane** Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:00 pm

Is a leopard tortoise a tortoise or a leopard or a leopard and a tortoise?

by **Galted** Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:18 pm

it's a species of tortoise recognisable by its distinctive carapace markings

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:29 pm

March 5 here.

by **Galted** Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:47 am

Happy birthday, Jeff, from all of us here in SerialDave's basement.

Can't remember which post is the op for the new thread so, if this has made it, feel free to delete someone else's.

Please send help.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:11 am

Happy Birthday Jeff. Have a great day mate.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:50 am

All the best Jeffers old bean.

I think we need to keep a beady eye on the post count today...

by **Union Cane** Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:08 am

Happy Birthday Jeff. I'm looking forward to this thread split more than anything ever. Make it a good one.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:09 am

rick_dagless wrote:All the best Jeffers old bean.

I think we need to keep a beady eye on the post count today...

You're the man for the job, RicKSTer. I'm off out later so I can't do it.

Happy birthday, Jeff.

by **Union Cane** Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:10 am

My last one was 972 by the way, I think.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:13 am

Morning all. Happy Birthday Jeffrey.
I'm being dragged into the office later, so may miss the main event live, but will see it on catch-up.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:21 am

976.

Number the posts it'll be easier... So much drama

by Rowley Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:35 am

977, morning all.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:38 am

978

Morning Jeff, can you feel the pressure building?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:38 am

Rowley wrote:977, morning all.

979

What did TSMR get you, Jeff?

And will she put out tonight seeing as it's your birthday?

by Rowley Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:42 am

980, she bought the tickets and hotel for Saturday Tina. Have half a chance Saturday, but suspect I will blow it through staggering levels of drunkenness.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:43 am

Rowley wrote:980, she bought the tickets and hotel for Saturday Tina. Have half a chance Saturday, but suspect I will blow it through staggering levels of drunkenness.

981

We've all been there. Not with TSMR, of course, I would never suggest that.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

by Rowley Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:49 am

Just hope Sean does not michaels things up on 989

982.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:50 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:980, she bought the tickets and hotel for Saturday Tina. Have half a chance Saturday, but suspect I will blow it through staggering levels of drunkenness.

981

We've all been there. Not with TSMR, of course, I would never suggest that.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

983. That's true, not all of you have been there.

by kingraf Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:50 am

983

Happy birthday Geoffrey Rowley.

by kingraf Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:51 am

985

Just fixing the order. Julius had to send at the same time as me.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:52 am

There's a man I meet, walks up our street
He's a worker for the council, has been twenty years
And he takes no lip off nobody and litter off the gutter
Puts it in a bag and never thinks to mutter

And he packs his lunch in a sunblest bag, the children call him Bogie
He never lets on but I know 'cause he once told me
He let me know a secret about the money in his kitty
He's gonna buy a dinghy, gonna call her TSMR.

And I'll sail her up the west coast, through villages and towns
I'll be on my holidays, they'll be doing their rounds
They'll ask me how I got her, I'll say, "I saved my money"
They'll say, "Isn't she pretty, that ship called TSMR?"

And I'm telling this story in a faraway scene
Sipping down raki and reading Maynard Keynes
And I'm thinking about home and all that means
And a place in the winter for Jeff Rowley

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:54 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:980, she bought the tickets and hotel for Saturday Tina. Have half a chance Saturday, but suspect I will blow it through staggering levels of drunkenness.

981

We've all been there. Not with TSMR, of course, I would never suggest that.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

983. That's true, not all of you have been there.

987.

I would think Jeff would consider that an honour. Much the same as I would if you 'took care' of Mrs Windows.

by Rowley Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:56 am

Suspect honour is overselling it, but if it had to be anyone Tina you'd be my choice.

988

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:59 am

Rowley wrote:Suspect honour is overselling it, but if it had to be anyone Tina you'd be my choice.

988

989 Phuck you then Rowley.

by Rowley Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:02 am

She's too young for you Jules, it was an act of kindness.

990

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