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Post by Union Cane Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:01 pm

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Rowley wrote:Got about 15 films for less than 40 quid so thought if I only like half of them it represents decent value. Unfortunately N by NW is not one of them, which is a pity as I have seen that and enjoyed it

Does it include that one with the birds, I forget what it is called.
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Post by Guest Tue Mar 31, 2015 5:21 pm

He's called HAMPTON...teehee

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:05 am

First.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:09 am

Yes you are...

Morning Tino, you all good this fine day?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:11 am

rick_dagless wrote:Yes you are...

Morning Tino, you all good this fine day?

Not too bad, RicKO, not too bad at all.

You? How is Bradders holding up?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:20 am

Bradders is tippity top mate, though pretty brisk this morning.

How is the missonary work down south going?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:28 am

rick_dagless wrote:

How is the missonary work down south going?

It's difficult, RicK. I won't pretend otherwise.

I've tried to educate these people but they don't want to know. They hear a northern accent and assume I need help crossing the road. Or they bring me a pigeon from Trafalgar Sq and ask if it's mine.

Think how painful Jeff finds it coming for his day trips down here. That's my life. On a daily basis.

The only reason I hang around is for the slim hope of meeting Galted as he strides past Liverpool St station.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:29 am

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:31 am

Tino wrote:It's difficult, RicK. I won't pretend otherwise.

I've tried to educate these people but they don't want to know. They hear a northern accent and assume I need help crossing the road. Or they bring me a pigeon from Trafalgar Sq and ask if it's mine.

Think how painful Jeff finds it coming for his day trips down here. That's my life. On a daily basis.

The only reason I hang around is for the slim hope of meeting Galted as he strides past Liverpool St station.

You have my sympathy mate, is is a thankless task, but they must learn, the ways of the North must dispel the overpriced cous cous, public transport rudeness, and beer without a head...

Stay strong brother...

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:31 am

I have to go up to London soon. Some Japanese restaurant run by the assistant chef at Noma. Don't like Japanese food, all fish and slurping fried eggs off a spoon.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:40 am

sean wrote:Don't like Japanese food, all fish and slurping fried eggs off a spoon.

That is quite a way of descibing a whole cultures culinary exploits sean!

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:49 am

rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:Don't like Japanese food, all fish and slurping fried eggs off a spoon.

That is quite a way of descibing a whole cultures culinary exploits sean!

Keep things simple.

True though, on way back from Oz I had a night in Tokyo (hotel by the airport). Bloody Japanese eating breakfast was minging. Slurping and all sorts. Don't they hock and gob everywhere too or is that the chinese?

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:51 am

rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:Don't like Japanese food, all fish and slurping fried eggs off a spoon.

That is quite a way of descibing a whole cultures culinary exploits sean!

Yes, but he hates the taste of fish as it reminds him of the time vanessa feltz challenged him to a *what my arse can inhale test* then, when she lost she sat on his face and jiggled vigorously in outrage.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:54 am

seanmichaels wrote:I have to go up to London soon. Some Japanese restaurant run by the assistant chef at Noma. Don't like Japanese food, all fish and slurping fried eggs off a spoon.

There is a great Japanese restaurant right near us on Leather Lane. Called Tajima-tei. Tiny little place. Can't book, just have to turn up and wait.

Amazing food. If you don't like fish, you'd hate it but you can spend hours in there and not feel bloated afterwards.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:00 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
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sean wrote:Don't like Japanese food, all fish and slurping fried eggs off a spoon.

That is quite a way of descibing a whole cultures culinary exploits sean!

Yes, but he hates the taste of fish as it reminds him of the time vanessa feltz challenged him to a *what my arse can inhale test* then, when she lost she sat on his face and jiggled vigorously in outrage.

That my son, is a fantasy.

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Post by Rowley Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:01 am

Morning all. I have no particular thoughts on Japanese cuisine so am obliged to sit this one out. Alas it is a part of the world that has thus far untroubled Rotherham with its culinary delights.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:03 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I have to go up to London soon. Some Japanese restaurant run by the assistant chef at Noma. Don't like Japanese food, all fish and slurping fried eggs off a spoon.

There is a great Japanese restaurant right near us on Leather Lane.  Called Tajima-tei.  Tiny little place.  Can't book, just have to turn up and wait.

Amazing food.  If you don't like fish, you'd hate it but you can spend hours in there and not feel bloated afterwards.

New years resolution is to eat fish. Had Fish & Chips at a pub a few weeks back. Weird texture and when we asked what it was, it turned out it was sustainable fish grown in a fish tank in bloody vietnam!

Bird cooked cod for me the other day. It was ok. I reckon BBQ'd will be the game changer for me.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:06 am

Looks like a nobhead joint......

http://www.kurobuta-london.com/

although looking beyond the front cover menu looks good. Not a fried egg or raw pike in sight.


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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:07 am

Try seared swordfish with Cajun spices sean.


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Post by seanmichaels Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:10 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Try seared swordfish with Cajun spices sean.


Yes, that kind of thing does appeal. Bit of chilli, mango and pineapple salsa on the side.

Is swordfish fishy?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:20 am

It's less fishy than most - almost like proper meat.

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Post by Union Cane Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:24 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's less fishy than most - almost like proper meat.

Said the school prefect, before moving on to the next boy in line.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:30 am

I expect that sort of thing from DAVE and Shah, but you've disappointed me there Union.

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Post by Union Cane Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:31 am

I wouldn't normally stoop, but it was there so I put it away.
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Post by Pal Joey Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:43 am

seanmichaels wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:Don't like Japanese food, all fish and slurping fried eggs off a spoon.

That is quite a way of descibing a whole cultures culinary exploits sean!

Keep things simple.

True though, on way back from Oz I had a night in Tokyo (hotel by the airport). Bloody Japanese eating breakfast was minging. Slurping and all sorts. Don't they hock and gob everywhere too or is that the chinese?

Slurping is a sign of gratitude (to the chef/staff) I was told. It's the same everywhere in Asia. Koreans are pretty heavy & loud slurpers too.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:18 am

I tell Mrs Windows not to slurp. It breaks my concentration.

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Post by Guest Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:20 am

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rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:Don't like Japanese food, all fish and slurping fried eggs off a spoon.

That is quite a way of descibing a whole cultures culinary exploits sean!

Keep things simple.

True though, on way back from Oz I had a night in Tokyo (hotel by the airport). Bloody Japanese eating breakfast was minging. Slurping and all sorts. Don't they hock and gob everywhere too or is that the chinese?

Slurping is a sign of gratitude (to the chef/staff) I was told. It's the same everywhere in Asia. Koreans are pretty heavy & loud slurpers too.
A mate of mine one shared a house with a Chinese fella (students). Whilst waiting for my mate to finish getting ready for a night out I sat in the communal living room whilst Chen ate his soup. For 45 minutes I had to listen to the most disgusting noises emanating from a supposedly civilized person. Culturally acceptable in China it may be but I was nearly screaming by the time he'd finished. Absolutely toe curlingly awful

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:23 am

DAVE667 wrote:whilst Chen ate his soup. For 45 minutes

45 minutes? How f*cking big was the bowl?

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Post by Guest Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:23 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I have to go up to London soon. Some Japanese restaurant run by the assistant chef at Noma. Don't like Japanese food, all fish and slurping fried eggs off a spoon.

There is a great Japanese restaurant right near us on Leather Lane.  Called Tajima-tei.  Tiny little place.  Can't book, just have to turn up and wait.
Amazing food.  If you don't like fish, you'd hate it but you can spend hours in there and not feel bloated afterwards.
f*ck that for a game of soldiers. This is what you get when a nation with the world's tiniest hamptons is allowed to dictate the policy on serving food.


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Post by Rowley Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:24 am

Your mate takes 45 minutes to get ready Dave? What in the name of god were they doing?

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Post by Guest Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:25 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:whilst Chen ate his soup. For 45 minutes

45 minutes?  How f*cking big was the bowl?
It wasn't massive but every single bloody spoonful was slurped off. It was some sort chicken noodle soup, all watery. Smelled ok.

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Post by Guest Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:27 am

Rowley wrote:Your mate takes 45 minutes to get ready Dave? What in the name of god were they doing?
Having a Radox bath, you know what those ponces are like. I worked with him at the dole office in the late 80's early 90's. he was a bit of a clothes horse. F*ck knows how we became friends what with him not owning a single SLAYER t-shirt

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:27 am

Rowley wrote:Your mate takes 45 minutes to get ready Dave? What in the name of god were they doing?

Taping it between his legs. Dave got fixed up before he left home.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:29 am

Dave is in particularly angry form today.

I enjoy him when he is like this.

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Post by Guest Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Dave is in particularly angry form today.

I enjoy him when he is like this.
Ran a red light this morning. Roads were wet and some c*nt was a bit too close for me to risk stopping. I've had two accidents in the last six months with idiots not paying attention and slamming into the back of me so, rather than risk my car being off the road again, it looks like I'll be getting a nice fine. F*cking SatNav took me up a bus lane the other week...£30 down the f*cking toilet there.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:19 am

DAVE wrote:F*cking SatNav took me up a bus lane the other week...£30 down the f*cking toilet there.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7962212.stm

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Post by Guest Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:31 am

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:F*cking SatNav took me up a bus lane the other week...£30 down the f*cking toilet there.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7962212.stm

This driver was a dipsh!t from Rowley's neck of the woods.

Years ago (round about 1996), I put directions from Bradford to Brixton into AA route finder, it came back with a 20+ hour journey that insisted I had to go via Paris

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Post by Guest Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:33 am

Just eaten a 100g bag of Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion crisps. I bloody stink now but by Christ (and Muhammed...sorry Shah) they were delicious

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:37 am

DAVE wrote:Years ago (round about 1996), I put directions from Bradford to Brixton into AA route finder, it came back with a 20+ hour journey that insisted I had to go via Paris

Probably felt sorry for you and decided to (wrongly) attempt to show some culture... Though why Paris...

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Post by Rowley Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:42 am

Someone from Donny driving a BMW? I smell a rat.

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Post by Guest Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:Years ago (round about 1996), I put directions from Bradford to Brixton into AA route finder, it came back with a 20+ hour journey that insisted I had to go via Paris

Probably felt sorry for you and decided to (wrongly) attempt to show some culture...  Though why Paris...
I'd already been to the Natural History Museum 15 years earlier, surely that counts for something with these computers....and, I once sh*gged a girl up near Haworth.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:44 am

There is a rat in my kitchen.

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Post by Guest Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:50 am

What are you gonna do? I heard you should kill it with red red wine

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:There is a rat in my kitchen.

Sean trying to take advantage of you while your wife is away

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Post by Guest Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:07 pm

What you need to do Tina, is buy progressively bigger and bigger rats to kill the incumbent until you have one big enough for your lad to punch unconscious

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:11 pm

DAVE667 wrote:What you need to do Tina, is buy progressively bigger and bigger rats to kill the incumbent until you have one big enough for your lad to punch unconscious

I don't think that'd work Dave. Rats have self preservation skills and young Tino Jr has ring rust from beating up on northern roadsweepers

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Post by Galted Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:16 pm

Y
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:

How is the missonary work down south going?

It's difficult, RicK. I won't pretend otherwise.

I've tried to educate these people but they don't want to know. They hear a northern accent and assume I need help crossing the road. Or they bring me a pigeon from Trafalgar Sq and ask if it's mine.

Think how painful Jeff finds it coming for his day trips down here. That's my life. On a daily basis.

The only reason I hang around is for the slim hope of meeting Galted as he strides past Liverpool St station.

These days most of my purposeful striding is done between Bank and Moorgate, just look for a mob of swooning gash.

Did you read about those 2 Mancs who got hit by a tube at Old Street? That's the reason your type requires help. Just google daft northern c*nts get totalled by southern transport if anyone wants to check whether they knew them.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:20 pm

Galted wrote:Y

Y not?

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Post by Galted Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:29 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Y

Y not?

Because it's not allowed!
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:32 pm

Galted wrote:Y
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:

How is the missonary work down south going?

It's difficult, RicK.  I won't pretend otherwise.

I've tried to educate these people but they don't want to know.  They hear a northern accent and assume I need help crossing the road.  Or they bring me a pigeon from Trafalgar Sq and ask if it's mine.

Think how painful Jeff finds it coming for his day trips down here.  That's my life.  On a daily basis.

The only reason I hang around is for the slim hope of meeting Galted as he strides past Liverpool St station.

These days most of my purposeful striding is done between Bank and Moorgate, just look for a mob of swooning gash.

Did you read about those 2 Mancs who got hit by a tube at Old Street? That's the reason your type requires help. Just google daft northern c*nts get totalled by southern transport if anyone wants to check whether they knew them.

F*ck you then.

I'll go back to aimlessly wandering around the midlands hoping to meet Julius.

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