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DAVE gets it with "liar"
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I thought 991 got it? so Jules?
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May have mis counted to be honest
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Quite apt really
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Rowley wrote:I don't mind Jules, if it the choice between one of your quips or one of Sean's fictional conquests or Tina waffling about insects you're the clear choice.
C*ck.
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What do you reckon to the split post Jeff?
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:What do you reckon to the split post Jeff?
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.
I just googled it. Football. Sigh.
Very impressive.
But, you're an impressive man. Jeff could learn a lot from you.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:What do you reckon to the split post Jeff?
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.
I just googled it. Football. Sigh.
Very impressive.
But, you're an impressive man. Jeff could learn a lot from you.
I could edit it if you want - dumb it down to 'Banana'.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:What do you reckon to the split post Jeff?
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.
I just googled it. Football. Sigh.
Very impressive.
But, you're an impressive man. Jeff could learn a lot from you.
I could edit it if you want - dumb it down to 'Banana'.
I'm not dumb, I just hate football.
Which actually makes me a whole lot smarter than people who invest pointless hatred in a stupid game.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:What do you reckon to the split post Jeff?
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.
Very impressive Jules, as a fan of 80s music I would have backed your pun to be Enz, but not sure anyone would have really got it.
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Very good, Julius (I got it immediately of course). I do think that "arse" in big red letters would be even wittier though.
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Galted wrote:Very good, Julius (I got it immediately of course). I do think that "arse" in big red letters would be even wittier though.
I wish I'd thought of that Galted.
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Hmm, just found out I won a triathlon hamper from a competition I barely remember entering (suppose I did, can't remember why I wanted to). Anyone know the resale depreciation of triathlon gear?
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kingraf wrote:Hmm, just found out I won a triathlon hamper from a competition I barely remember entering (suppose I did, can't remember why I wanted to). Anyone know the resale depreciation of triathlon gear?
Depends whether or not you've used en in your Zumba classes
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Completely untouched, Shah.
I also don't Zumba
I also don't Zumba
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Yeah Zumba is girly, action netball on the other hand.
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Mrs Windows does Zumba. Twice a week.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mrs Windows does Zumba. Twice a week.
Isn't that the name of the guy who was nobbing kingrafs dream beau into a pulp
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Action netball is plenty manly. Its big in testosterone fueled countries like South Africa and New Zealand.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mrs Windows does Zumba. Twice a week.
Same here......
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mrs Windows does Zumba. Twice a week.
Same here......
No, she just goes out, comes back two hours later all red faced and sweaty claiming to be really feeling the burn
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32249083
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Hollywood actor Hugh Jackman: "We lost a legend today - Richie Benaud. We will never forget you."
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seanmichaels wrote:Hollywood actor Hugh Jackman: "We lost a legend today - Richie Benaud. We will never forget you."
Hollywood actor Hugh Jackman wrote: Now that old codger has gone, I am the third most important Aussie after Kylie and Rolf. Damn I'm sexy. I'd lick my whole body if my tongue would reach.
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Jackman will be at the funeral wearing dark glasses and screaming obscenities on his mobile.seanmichaels wrote:Hollywood actor Hugh Jackman: "We lost a legend today - Richie Benaud. We will never forget you."
They're planning a STATE funeral for Richie...wtf?
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DAVE667 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32249083
One for GALTED
Cheers, serialDAVE.
Clearly as northerner because a) it happened on the northern line and b) it was a phucking stupid thing to do.
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Also clearly a Northerner as the several hundred tonnes of train colliding with his head weren't enough to kill him outright....surely a soft southerner's soft skull would have been obliterated after such an impactGalted wrote:DAVE667 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32249083
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Cheers, serialDAVE.
Clearly as northerner because a) it happened on the northern line and b) it was a phucking stupid thing to do.
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DAVE667 wrote:Also clearly a Northerner as the several hundred tonnes of train colliding with his head weren't enough to kill him outright....surely a soft southerner's soft skull would have been obliterated after such an impactGalted wrote:DAVE667 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32249083
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Cheers, serialDAVE.
Clearly as northerner because a) it happened on the northern line and b) it was a phucking stupid thing to do.
It's taken 17 hours and I still haven't been able to come up with a riposte. You win this round 667, but it won't be the last.
(Round that is, not victory to you.)
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It's still a far cry from winning the ultimate prize.... your respect, Galted, it's what keeps me killing hookers getting up in the morning
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DAVE667 wrote:It's still a far cry from winning the ultimate prize.... your respect, Galted, it's what keeps mekilling hookersgetting up in the morning
There's nothing I like hearing about more than
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First.
Come on the Villa.
Come on the Villa.
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Cracking result. They kept their shape, were well-organised, and hit on the counter.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Cracking result. They kept their shape, were well-organised, and hit on the counter.
Exactly what I thought.
They used the channels well and those little through balls inside the full backs worked a treat. Very disciplined performance from the central midfielders and their prodigious work rate nullified the quick passing of the Spurs midfield.
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On paper it looked at tough game for Villa. At the end of the day the result was just deserts. Tenbeke a good player, for a big lad he's good with his feet.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Cracking result. They kept their shape, were well-organised, and hit on the counter.
Exactly what I thought.
They used the channels well and those little through balls inside the full backs worked a treat. Very disciplined performance from the central midfielders and their prodigious work rate nullified the quick passing of the Spurs midfield.
True. Poor defending for the goal though. Where was the marking? He was caught ball-watching.
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Billy Twelvetrees today. Feel old.
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Pochettino won't be happy with the marking. Static from the Spurs central defenders. They must have worked on defending crosses with the big lad up for Villa. He should have got his body in a better position to stop Benteke getting so much purchase on the header.
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Billy Twelvetrees? The versatile rugby union footballer who currently plays centre or fly-half for Gloucester Rugby and inside centre for the England national rugby team? What about him?
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Thank you. Bowled for about an hour yesterday. Feel like Castillo after the Hatton finish.
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Say Twelvetrees in an Irish accent, Jules.
That'll give it away.
That'll give it away.
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Happy birthday michaels. Having been there I would avoid bowling unless it's ten-pin or lawn. And avoid sprinting at any cost.
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Thanks G-Force. Carrying a bit of timber at the moment and I could feel the impact through my knee and hip. May have to cut down on the cider for a couple of weeks.
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As a special birthday treat I'll do my impersonation of lady in high heels and an anthropod interacting.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Say Twelvetrees in an Irish accent, Jules.
That'll give it away.
I can't do accents. Does it sound like 'It's my birthday'?
Happy birthday sean.
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Business news: rohypnol sales go through the roof
In other, unrelated news, Seanmichels to hold birthday party
In other, unrelated news, Seanmichels to hold birthday party
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No need for chemicals. My chat usually suffices
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Birthday Boy wrote:Feel like Castillo after the Hatton finish
Or Hatton after the Senchenko finish
Happy Birthday Sean, hope thou art awash with fizzing gash and go home smelling faintly of quimdrizzle
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