The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 10:48 am

Hajduk

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 10:55 am

DAVE gets it with "liar"

by kingraf Fri 10 Apr 2015, 10:57 am

I thought 991 got it? so Jules?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:03 am

May have mis counted to be honest

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:04 am

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:05 am

Quite apt really

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:10 am

Rowley wrote:I don't mind Jules, if it the choice between one of your quips or one of Sean's fictional conquests or Tina waffling about insects you're the clear choice.

C*ck.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:19 am

What do you reckon to the split post Jeff?
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:20 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:What do you reckon to the split post Jeff?
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.

I just googled it. Football. Sigh.

Very impressive.

But, you're an impressive man. Jeff could learn a lot from you.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:25 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:What do you reckon to the split post Jeff?
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.

I just googled it. Football. Sigh.

Very impressive.

But, you're an impressive man. Jeff could learn a lot from you.

I could edit it if you want - dumb it down to 'Banana'.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:28 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:What do you reckon to the split post Jeff?
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.

I just googled it. Football. Sigh.

Very impressive.

But, you're an impressive man. Jeff could learn a lot from you.

I could edit it if you want - dumb it down to 'Banana'.

I'm not dumb, I just hate football.

Which actually makes me a whole lot smarter than people who invest pointless hatred in a stupid game.

by Rowley Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:28 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:What do you reckon to the split post Jeff?
I would ask the others, but it seems to have gone right over their heads.

Very impressive Jules, as a fan of 80s music I would have backed your pun to be Enz, but not sure anyone would have really got it.

by **Galted** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:33 am

Very good, Julius (I got it immediately of course). I do think that "arse" in big red letters would be even wittier though.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 11:37 am

Galted wrote:Very good, Julius (I got it immediately of course). I do think that "arse" in big red letters would be even wittier though.

I wish I'd thought of that Galted.

by kingraf Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:14 pm

Hmm, just found out I won a triathlon hamper from a competition I barely remember entering (suppose I did, can't remember why I wanted to). Anyone know the resale depreciation of triathlon gear?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:18 pm

kingraf wrote:Hmm, just found out I won a triathlon hamper from a competition I barely remember entering (suppose I did, can't remember why I wanted to). Anyone know the resale depreciation of triathlon gear?

Depends whether or not you've used en in your Zumba classes

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:26 pm

by kingraf Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:42 pm

Completely untouched, Shah.

I also don't Zumba

by Rowley Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:45 pm

Yeah Zumba is girly, action netball on the other hand.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:50 pm

Mrs Windows does Zumba. Twice a week.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:58 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mrs Windows does Zumba. Twice a week.

Isn't that the name of the guy who was nobbing kingrafs dream beau into a pulp

by kingraf Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:58 pm

Action netball is plenty manly. Its big in testosterone fueled countries like South Africa and New Zealand.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 1:57 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mrs Windows does Zumba. Twice a week.

Same here......

by Guest Fri 10 Apr 2015, 2:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mrs Windows does Zumba. Twice a week.

Same here......

No, she just goes out, comes back two hours later all red faced and sweaty claiming to be really feeling the burn

by Guest Fri 10 Apr 2015, 3:16 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32249083
One for GALTED

by **seanmichaels** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 3:35 pm

Hollywood actor Hugh Jackman: "We lost a legend today - Richie Benaud. We will never forget you."

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 10 Apr 2015, 3:47 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Hollywood actor Hugh Jackman: "We lost a legend today - Richie Benaud. We will never forget you."

Hollywood actor Hugh Jackman wrote: Now that old codger has gone, I am the third most important Aussie after Kylie and Rolf. Damn I'm sexy. I'd lick my whole body if my tongue would reach.

by Guest Fri 10 Apr 2015, 3:48 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Hollywood actor Hugh Jackman: "We lost a legend today - Richie Benaud. We will never forget you."

Jackman will be at the funeral wearing dark glasses and screaming obscenities on his mobile.

They're planning a STATE funeral for Richie...wtf?

by **Galted** Fri 10 Apr 2015, 5:11 pm

DAVE667 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32249083
One for GALTED

Cheers, serialDAVE.

Clearly as northerner because a) it happened on the northern line and b) it was a phucking stupid thing to do.

by Guest Fri 10 Apr 2015, 5:33 pm

Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32249083
One for GALTED

Cheers, serialDAVE.

Clearly as northerner because a) it happened on the northern line and b) it was a phucking stupid thing to do.

Also clearly a Northerner as the several hundred tonnes of train colliding with his head weren't enough to kill him outright....surely a soft southerner's soft skull would have been obliterated after such an impact

by **Galted** Sat 11 Apr 2015, 10:23 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32249083
One for GALTED

Cheers, serialDAVE.

Clearly as northerner because a) it happened on the northern line and b) it was a phucking stupid thing to do.
Also clearly a Northerner as the several hundred tonnes of train colliding with his head weren't enough to kill him outright....surely a soft southerner's soft skull would have been obliterated after such an impact

It's taken 17 hours and I still haven't been able to come up with a riposte. You win this round 667, but it won't be the last.

(Round that is, not victory to you.)

by Guest Sun 12 Apr 2015, 9:46 am

It's still a far cry from winning the ultimate prize.... your respect, Galted, it's what keeps me ~~killing hookers~~ getting up in the morning

by **Galted** Sun 12 Apr 2015, 7:22 pm

DAVE667 wrote:It's still a far cry from winning the ultimate prize.... your respect, Galted, it's what keeps me ~~killing hookers~~ getting up in the morning

There's nothing I like hearing about more than ~~hookers being murdered~~ people trying to gain the respect of others. If more people ~~killed hookers~~ tried to gain the respect of each other the world would be a ~~superb wankfest~~ better place for all, especially the children.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:08 am

First.

Come on the Villa.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:14 am

Cracking result. They kept their shape, were well-organised, and hit on the counter.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:17 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Cracking result. They kept their shape, were well-organised, and hit on the counter.

Exactly what I thought.

They used the channels well and those little through balls inside the full backs worked a treat. Very disciplined performance from the central midfielders and their prodigious work rate nullified the quick passing of the Spurs midfield.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:25 am

On paper it looked at tough game for Villa. At the end of the day the result was just deserts. Tenbeke a good player, for a big lad he's good with his feet.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Cracking result. They kept their shape, were well-organised, and hit on the counter.

Exactly what I thought.

They used the channels well and those little through balls inside the full backs worked a treat. Very disciplined performance from the central midfielders and their prodigious work rate nullified the quick passing of the Spurs midfield.

True. Poor defending for the goal though. Where was the marking? He was caught ball-watching.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:33 am

Billy Twelvetrees today. Feel old.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:35 am

Pochettino won't be happy with the marking. Static from the Spurs central defenders. They must have worked on defending crosses with the big lad up for Villa. He should have got his body in a better position to stop Benteke getting so much purchase on the header.

Happy birthday, Sean.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:36 am

Billy Twelvetrees? The versatile rugby union footballer who currently plays centre or fly-half for Gloucester Rugby and inside centre for the England national rugby team? What about him?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:38 am

Thank you. Bowled for about an hour yesterday. Feel like Castillo after the Hatton finish.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:38 am

Say Twelvetrees in an Irish accent, Jules.

That'll give it away.

by **Galted** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:57 am

Happy birthday michaels. Having been there I would avoid bowling unless it's ten-pin or lawn. And avoid sprinting at any cost.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:02 am

Thanks G-Force. Carrying a bit of timber at the moment and I could feel the impact through my knee and hip. May have to cut down on the cider for a couple of weeks.

by **Galted** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:08 am

As a special birthday treat I'll do my impersonation of lady in high heels and an anthropod interacting.

Clipclopclipclopclipclop.
Clip.
Clop.
Clip.

Squish.

Clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:10 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Say Twelvetrees in an Irish accent, Jules.

That'll give it away.

I can't do accents. Does it sound like 'It's my birthday'?

Happy birthday sean.

by Adam D Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:17 am

Business news: rohypnol sales go through the roof

In other, unrelated news, Seanmichels to hold birthday party

by **seanmichaels** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:04 am

No need for chemicals. My chat usually suffices

by Guest Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:09 am

Birthday Boy wrote:Feel like Castillo after the Hatton finish

Or Hatton after the Senchenko finish

Happy Birthday Sean, hope thou art awash with fizzing gash and go home smelling faintly of quimdrizzle

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