The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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Ah, I bet Tino has secret dossiers on us all to be honest.
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kingraf wrote:Could have done it myself had I been online.
If my aunty had b*llocks, she'd be my uncle.
I've got form, Raf. You're a beginner.
Coxy returned as Vulva Equinox - outed by me.
Seany returned as Johnson something or other (can't remember exactly) - outed by me
LJ first came back as Steven something (again, can't remember exactly) - outed by me
Now he is back as Marco Stuffington - outed by me
Some people call it stalkerish little w*nkerism. I call it providing a service to 606v2.
And RiCkipedia, yes I do. I can't believe you claim she was 16.
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Wouldn't surprise me in the least, the stalkerish little wan.ker
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rick_dagless wrote:sean wrote:Sounds like Clumbersome Sack has made a return.
Ah, a new alias?
Did Mrs Sean let you do a sex on her for your birthday mate?
Ha I didn't try. Highlight of the evening was planting some lobelia and petunia in a hanging basket out the front.
She did raise the sexytime issue last week. Just can't be ar5ed at the moment...
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Dr IronJohnson to be precise.
You didn't out razzaq. I don't think anyone did actually.
kingraf wrote:
Seany returned as Johnson something or other (can't remember exactly) - outed by me
Dr IronJohnson to be precise.
You didn't out razzaq. I don't think anyone did actually.
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I have never outed anyone, unless you count a dude at work, but that was more a lucky punt...
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That's the one Seany.
Nope, you got me with Razzaq. Fair cop, that was a good one.
He was way funnier than you are, actually.
Nope, you got me with Razzaq. Fair cop, that was a good one.
He was way funnier than you are, actually.
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I am probably being a bit stupid but can someone explain Jules' LOA joke?
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seanmichaels wrote:I am probably being a bit stupid but can someone explain Jules' LOA joke?
T.E. (Tee hee) Lawrence.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:Another disheartening University Challenge. Missed the start where they must've hurried through my areas of expertise as I got a total of 3 correct answers of which 3 were guesses*. At least I know the areas I need to brush up on for the next series which pretty much involves reading wikipedia. Would've been worth making a t1t of myself on the losing side to be able to punch Will Self's phucking smug mouth at the end.
* got the author mentioned in Rattlesnakes.
Gollum looked handsome tonight, he's morphing into Mr Bean.
The questions get harder as the series goes on. Not watched it yet - was it Simone de Beauvoir?
It was. The nerdy little w@nkers got it too. Bet none of them have even heard of Lloyd Cole.
Well done Julius. 1 correct so far and you haven't even heard a question.
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Gonville were deserved winners, and Galted's alter ego at the end was almost certainly MVP
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I saw Will Self on an easyjet flight from Marseille to Gatwick. Very tall chap.
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Wasn't wearing sunglasses but was on priority boarding.
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It's stories like those zingers that keep us all coming back here Sean.
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Rowley wrote:MVP
FFS.
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seanmichaels wrote:Wasn't wearing sunglasses but was on priority boarding.
For some reason, while we were in the cattle shed waiting to board, he was asked over the tannoy to report to the Easyjet desk. His cover was blown and he didn't look to happy. That said he is not really an A-lister so only Guardian readers like yourself would have recognised him.
Wasn't he a Heroin addict at one point?
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B0llocks. Quoted the wrong one.
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Wasn't he a Heroin addict at one point?
Believe he took it, but was not addicted, got the publicity because he was meant to have took it on John Major's campaign bus or something of the nature.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:MVP
FFS.
LOL
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:MVP
FFS.
Sorry Tina, was watching baseball yesterday evening. These things rub off unfortunately.
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seanmichaels wrote:Wasn't wearing sunglasses but was on priority boarding.
Didn't think he was in that way inclined but good to know you made money out of it.
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I've always found it strange that you found baseball appealing Jeff. What draws you to it?
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Not sure Shah, the stats and the geekiness appeals a little. Also like the pacing of it, nice and relaxed, also the pacing gives you time to think about what the best thing to do is, whether a hitter should bunt, steal etc. Reminds me of test cricket in that respect.
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Great big chilli dogs.
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I would have thought the opportunity to wield some stick would have some appeal.
Either that or the popcorn, hot dogs and the bloke on the tannoy getting excited just after that wonderful synthesised organ music .
Either that or the popcorn, hot dogs and the bloke on the tannoy getting excited just after that wonderful synthesised organ music .
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Tino wrote:Great big chilli dogs.
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I went when I was in New York a couple of years ago LD, for a sport with a lot of downtime they do put a show on. Also good value for how well they treat the fans.
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Remember him on "Have I Got News For You" after the story had broken, the conversation turned to houses and the numbers of rooms contained therein or some such bollox. Hislop talked about a house with eight bedrooms and baited Self about taking drugs in each one of them. Self hit back immediately by saying "Eight bedrooms.....one for each day of the week!" Hislop knew he'd be done like a kipper.Rowley wrote:seanmichaels wrote:
Wasn't he a Heroin addict at one point?
Believe he took it, but was not addicted, got the publicity because he was meant to have took it on John Major's campaign bus or something of the nature.
As annoying as Self can be, he's his own man and no-one's fool. Such a shame his novels are pretentious unreadable sh!te though.
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We have a rounders game here during the summer. Not hot dogs involved though.
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seanmichaels wrote:We have a rounders game here during the summer. Not hot dogs involved though.
Here in the Home Counties, we have a game of polo followed by a hunt on the Marquess of Salisbury’s land.
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Tino wrote:Here in the Home Counties, we have a game of polo followed by a hunt on the Marquess of Salisbury’s land.
We have hare coursing and a cheeky game of racial intolerance...
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rick_dagless wrote:Tino wrote:Here in the Home Counties, we have a game of polo followed by a hunt on the Marquess of Salisbury’s land.
We have hare coursing and a cheeky game of racial intolerance...
Do you play 'spot the UKIP campaigner'?
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Tino wrote:Do you play 'spot the UKIP campaigner'?
No point, they are too overt...
More fun playing spot the vegan.
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16 sodium atoms walk into a bar.
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Union wrote:16 sodium atoms walk into a bar.
Batman!
you should not trust atoms, they make up everything.
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What is the first fule of tautology club?
The first rule of tautology club
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:We have a rounders game here during the summer. Not hot dogs involved though.
Here in the Home Counties, we have a game of polo followed by a hunt on the Marquess of Salisbury’s land.
Talking of polo, I went to school with this c*nt, he plays polo. One of my favourite moments was when he turned up to athletics wearing tracksuit bottoms. Our psycho welsh PE teacher made him run round the track in his y'fronts only. Textbook bullying.
http://www.londonbeautyhub.co.uk/my-journey-why-i-left-goldman-sachs-to-become-a-chef/
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:We have a rounders game here during the summer. Not hot dogs involved though.
Here in the Home Counties, we have a game of polo followed by a hunt on the Marquess of Salisbury’s land.
Talking of polo, I went to school with this c*nt, he plays polo. One of my favourite moments was when he turned up to athletics wearing tracksuit bottoms. Our psycho welsh PE teacher made him run round the track in his y'fronts only. Textbook bullying.
http://www.londonbeautyhub.co.uk/my-journey-why-i-left-goldman-sachs-to-become-a-chef/
I went to school with a lad called Andy. He fingered a girl called Lisa once but she told us he'd put it in the wrong hole.
We called him Captain Poo Finger for the rest of the year.
I don't know what he is doing these days though.
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Sitting in the barbers at the moment and one of them had a middle aged man sit down in his chair so he made a joke about his bald head suggesting that he doesn't need a haircut he needs his crown plucked. The delivery was impeccable but when he looked around there's 4 balding men looking at him with hate and looking at me laugh with envy of my full head of hair.
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Tino wrote:I don't know what he is doing these days though.
In the canteen here....
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rick_dagless wrote:Tino wrote:Great big chilli dogs.
Very good, rick. There's very little appreciation for clever gags here.
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Jules wrote:Very good, rick. There's very little appreciation for clever gags here.
Cheers Jules, I knew you would have my back...
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it is clever gagless......
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11 sodium atoms walked into a bar.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Adam D wrote:What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
You get Adam asking a rhetorical question
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