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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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New low point at work. My colleague has joined another department and they've filled his berth with a woman in her 60's who looks like Family Guy. I was trying to show her the simplest of things when she suddenly sneezed. Unfortunately she farted at the same time. Loudly
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seanmichaels wrote:New low point at work. My colleague has joined another department and they've filled his berth with a woman in her 60's who looks like Family Guy. I was trying to show her the simplest of things when she suddenly sneezed. Unfortunately she farted at the same time. Loudly
Your Hampton?
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superflyweight wrote:seanmichaels wrote:New low point at work. My colleague has joined another department and they've filled his berth with a woman in her 60's who looks like Family Guy. I was trying to show her the simplest of things when she suddenly sneezed. Unfortunately she farted at the same time. Loudly
Your Hampton?
she probably mistook it for a speck of dust and muscle memory did the rest.
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superflyweight wrote:seanmichaels wrote:New low point at work. My colleague has joined another department and they've filled his berth with a woman in her 60's who looks like Family Guy. I was trying to show her the simplest of things when she suddenly sneezed. Unfortunately she farted at the same time. Loudly
Your Hampton?
As opposed to your complicated Hampton?
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She should be grateful you took her under your wing instead of under your arse
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JuliusHMarx wrote:superflyweight wrote:seanmichaels wrote:New low point at work. My colleague has joined another department and they've filled his berth with a woman in her 60's who looks like Family Guy. I was trying to show her the simplest of things when she suddenly sneezed. Unfortunately she farted at the same time. Loudly
Your Hampton?
As opposed to your complicated Hampton?
Nothing complicated - I like to pass a bit of water through it now and again but other than that, it has become largely redundant.
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superflyweight wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:superflyweight wrote:seanmichaels wrote:New low point at work. My colleague has joined another department and they've filled his berth with a woman in her 60's who looks like Family Guy. I was trying to show her the simplest of things when she suddenly sneezed. Unfortunately she farted at the same time. Loudly
Your Hampton?
As opposed to your complicated Hampton?
Nothing complicated - I like to pass a bit of water through it now and again but other than that, it has become largely redundant.
Cue the PM's from Sean inquiring about a lease
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Ignore them michaels. Your anecdote was excellent.
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It really wasn't. Depresses me. She doesn't even know what a SIPP is...... And she farts
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And she eats her lunch at her desk.
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I eat my lunch at my desk but only because it really p1sses off the angry kiwi.
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I don't mind a sandwich or something like that. Just the c*nts who turn up with tupperware boxes full of salads, granola, yoghurt etc. You can tell by the size of them that's not what they really eat.
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I hate people who picnic at their desks, same as the silly c*nts who find it appropriate to brush their teeth at work... C*nts
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I am here.
Hello, dagless.
Hello, dagless.
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People:
1. Top coat, top hat, I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat. Black shades, white gloves, Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love.
2. The squaw is with the Corporal, She is tied against the tree. She doesn't mind the language It's the beating she don't need
3. 'Cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me. I can try to pretend, I can try to forget. But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
4. Two worlds collide, Rival nations. It's a primitive clash Venting years of frustrations. Bravely we hope, Against all hope, There is so much at stake....
5. we'd like to go to town but we can't risk it, Oh 'cause they just want to keep us out. You could end up with a smash in the mouth, just for standing out.......
5.
1. Top coat, top hat, I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat. Black shades, white gloves, Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love.
2. The squaw is with the Corporal, She is tied against the tree. She doesn't mind the language It's the beating she don't need
3. 'Cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me. I can try to pretend, I can try to forget. But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
4. Two worlds collide, Rival nations. It's a primitive clash Venting years of frustrations. Bravely we hope, Against all hope, There is so much at stake....
5. we'd like to go to town but we can't risk it, Oh 'cause they just want to keep us out. You could end up with a smash in the mouth, just for standing out.......
5.
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Morning Galts, how goes the south?
Morning sean 5 is Mis-Shapes by Pulp...
Morning sean 5 is Mis-Shapes by Pulp...
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sunny dar sarf but a bit chilly.
correct with 5.
correct with 5.
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2. Cool for Cats - Squeeze
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Same here today sean.
Morning Jules
Morning Jules
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4 is Burning heart by survivor? Its certainly Rocky IV
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seanmichaels wrote:sunny dar sarf but a bit chilly.
Chilly? You really are a southern nonce. It's beautiful.
So beautiful, I have decided to
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Splendid, rick, very splendid indeed.
Don't know any of the songs but I do normally sing my own version of the lyrics.
Don't know any of the songs but I do normally sing my own version of the lyrics.
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seanmichaels wrote:People:
1. Top coat, top hat, I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat. Black shades, white gloves, Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love.
2. The squaw is with the Corporal, She is tied against the tree. She doesn't mind the language It's the beating she don't need Cool for Cats Jules
3. 'Cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me. I can try to pretend, I can try to forget. But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
4. Two worlds collide, Rival nations. It's a primitive clash Venting years of frustrations. Bravely we hope, Against all hope, There is so much at stake.... Survivor - Adam
5. we'd like to go to town but we can't risk it, Oh 'cause they just want to keep us out. You could end up with a smash in the mouth, just for standing out....... Mishapes RIck
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mrs Windows is out with the little'un
My, he's growing quickly though.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mrs Windows is out with the little'un
My, he's growing quickly though.
She, Jules. She.
She looks like Andrés Iniesta.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mrs Windows is out with the little'un
My, he's growing quickly though.
She, Jules. She.
Bollox.
Or not, as the case may be.
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Does Iniesta have an apartment next to Dr Steelhammer?
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seanmichaels wrote:Does Iniesta have an apartment next to Dr Steelhammer?
Not that I'm aware of, but I do know that Jules looks like
Julius wrote: an older version of Andrés Iniesta
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Stop trying to wring child support out of him you tight northern c*nt
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ShahenshahG wrote:Stop trying to wring child support out of him you tight northern c*nt
How many kids have you got? All those wives, you must have a football team by now?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Stop trying to wring child support out of him you tight northern c*nt
How many kids have you got? All those wives, you must have a football team by now?
an army of sleepers.
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Not quite. I've only got 9 boys and of course the 33 camels that I traded in each daughter for.
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Shah wrote:33 camels
Probably the best brotherl in Luton...
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rick_dagless wrote:Shah wrote:33 camels
Probably the best brotherl in Luton...
I knew incest was a Bradford way of life but this Freudian slip shocks me rick.
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Stop trying to wring child support out of him you tight northern c*nt
How many kids have you got? All those wives, you must have a football team by now?
an army of sleepers.
Is there anything that doesn't send you on a nostalgia trip to your dorm room?
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Shah wrote:I knew incest was a Bradford way of life but this Freudian slip shocks me rick.
No it doesn't Shah...
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rick_dagless wrote:Shah wrote:I knew incest was a Bradford way of life but this Freudian slip shocks me rick.
No it doesn't Shah...
True. Is naz shah your mp?
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Shah wrote:True. Is naz shah your mp?
Nope, I am out of that constituency, we have a Tory in ours believe it or not...
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Morning kids. Thought I would log on seeing the next round of the CC up, but alas not. Wars have been fought quicker than Tina runs these cups.
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Fair play to him for keeping that odious little grommett of a man out though...
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ShahenshahG wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Stop trying to wring child support out of him you tight northern c*nt
How many kids have you got? All those wives, you must have a football team by now?
an army of sleepers.
Is there anything that doesn't send you on a nostalgia trip to your dorm room?
Dorm cricket was great fun. You'd have loved it.
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rick_dagless wrote:Fair play to him for keeping that odious little grommett of a man out though...
Her lol. I'll tell her you said that.
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Haha, please don't she looks scary...
I am so equal opportunities I dont even notice any more Shah...
I am so equal opportunities I dont even notice any more Shah...
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Jeff wrote:Morning kids. Thought I would log on seeing the next round of the CC up, but alas not. Wars have been fought quicker than Tina runs these cups.
Morning Jeff, no update yet, but I believe serialDAVE and TLD were not in (to save Tina going off in a big girly strop about it)
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Dave is a metalhead, as such he will want Devilgate Drive by SUZI QUATRO. Ld is an Aussie, he will want something by Kylie. Now we have established that can we crack on?
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jeff, can you finish the lyrics quiz?
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rick_dagless wrote:Jeff wrote:Morning kids. Thought I would log on seeing the next round of the CC up, but alas not. Wars have been fought quicker than Tina runs these cups.
Morning Jeff, no update yet, but I believe serialDAVE and TLD were not in (to save Tina going off in a big girly strop about it)
LD has got his in.
It's SerialDAVE and Cane I'm waiting on.
It's all tremendous fun to have a pop at me, but what can I do? It's SerialDAVE and Cane. I can't just carry on without them.
You pack of bastards.
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they could be dead? let's just move on.
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seanmichaels wrote:they could be dead? let's just move on.
I'll PM them. At least give them a chance.
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