The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **superflyweight** Thu 07 May 2015, 9:15 am

First topic message reminder :

Labour are in where I live. Should probably be the same again but who knows with the amount of numpties in Scotland who have fallen for the line that the SNP is a left-wing progressive party.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 May 2015, 10:03 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Missing her leaving do, where I would certainly have sh@gged her, possibly in a threesome, as I'm flying to Montenegro next week.

Pity.

I wouldn't. She is married with a littl'un. Kind of a rule I have.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 May 2015, 10:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Missing her leaving do, where I would certainly have sh@gged her, possibly in a threesome, as I'm flying to Montenegro next week.

Pity.

I wouldn't. She is married with a littl'un. Kind of a rule I have.

Ever since Operation Yew Tree.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 May 2015, 10:13 am

I have always liked older birds. I am beginning to have my head turned by 18-22's though.

by Guest Thu 21 May 2015, 10:20 am

I hope she turns out to be a prostitute and we can have a right good laugh about both knowing what a bullsh!t artist Sean is....just before I cut her f*cking head off!

Morning all!!!!!!!!

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 May 2015, 10:38 am

fat Tino has a tiny penis

by Guest Thu 21 May 2015, 11:13 am

silly sean

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 May 2015, 11:16 am

DAVE667 wrote:silly sean

swear filter...

by Guest Thu 21 May 2015, 11:40 am

Maybe...maybe not........

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 21 May 2015, 12:26 pm

Afternoon bastards.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 May 2015, 12:36 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Afternoon bastards.

Afternoon RiCk. Did you know, I have a tiny Winkle.

by Guest Thu 21 May 2015, 12:48 pm

He's being modest as usual Rick, I reckon it's definitely substantial

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 21 May 2015, 12:53 pm

I have heard the rumours Tino...

I would tend to agree DAVE, though all a question of context I suppose, because apparently seans member's size is second only to it's voracity...

by Guest Thu 21 May 2015, 12:58 pm

My mocking of Sean's hampton and it's activities is borne out of nothing but jealousy. My inability to confirm/deny the size of Tina's is, as you say, due to context, namely the pictures he sends me are taken so close up, it's impossible to tell if it's an earthworm or an anaconda

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 May 2015, 1:04 pm

DAVE667 wrote:My mocking of Sean's hampton and it's activities is borne out of nothing but jealousy. My inability to confirm/deny the size of Tina's is, as you say, due to context, namely the pictures he sends me are taken so close up, it's impossible to tell if it's an earthworm or an anaconda

its

by Guest Thu 21 May 2015, 2:18 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:My mocking of Sean's hampton and it's activities is borne out of nothing but jealousy. My inability to confirm/deny the size of Tina's is, as you say, due to context, namely the pictures he sends me are taken so close up, it's impossible to tell if it's an earthworm or an anaconda

its

IT'S...pertaining to the activities of Sean's Hampton...ergo the possessive apostrophe...or it might not be, I don't really care enough to discuss the complexities of the English language at this juncture.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 21 May 2015, 2:41 pm

its = possesive, it's = it is / has

My charity role for northerners today is done.

by Guest Thu 21 May 2015, 2:51 pm

Sean's Hampton...the Hampton belonging to Sean...therefore possessive apostrophe

Don't f*cking start with me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 May 2015, 4:10 pm

This thread was on 666.

Needed to post something.

But now it's on 667. The real number of the beast. The SerialDAVE beast.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 21 May 2015, 4:27 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJhTrPDUoxs

Just for you tino,

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 May 2015, 4:33 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJhTrPDUoxs

Just for you tino,

I've seen that before on Deadly 60. It does it to get away from some kind of desert wasp that tries to lay its eggs in the spider.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 21 May 2015, 4:39 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJhTrPDUoxs

Just for you tino,

I've seen that before on Deadly 60. It does it to get away from some kind of desert wasp that tries to lay its eggs in the spider.

Funny that, Sean uses it as a mating ritual in P.E class to attract other creature to put their seed in him

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 May 2015, 4:42 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Sean's Hampton...the Hampton belonging to Sean...therefore possessive apostrophe

Don't f*cking start with me.

There is no possessive apostrophe when using 'its'. 'Its' simply replaces 'his' or 'her' wherever masculine/feminine is not applicable.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 22 May 2015, 8:10 am

First.

King of the North. Lord Commander of the Nights Watch. King of the Andals.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 22 May 2015, 8:11 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:First.

King of the North. Lord Commander of the Nights Watch. King of the Andals.

Can I be Jon Snow?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 22 May 2015, 8:12 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:First.

King of the North. Lord Commander of the Nights Watch. King of the Andals.

Can I be Jon Snow?

No, you can be Joffrey.

by **Galted** Fri 22 May 2015, 8:14 am

B0ll0cks.

I was just about to type "fist hahahahaha".

by **seanmichaels** Fri 22 May 2015, 8:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:First.

King of the North. Lord Commander of the Nights Watch. King of the Andals.

Can I be Jon Snow?

No, you can be Joffrey.

Joffrey the midget?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 22 May 2015, 8:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:King of the Anals.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 22 May 2015, 8:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:First.

King of the North. Lord Commander of the Nights Watch. King of the Andals.

Can I be Jon Snow?

No, you can be Joffrey.

Joffrey the midget?

That's Tyrion. Joffrey was the annoying little sh*t who was a product of incest.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 22 May 2015, 8:28 am

This is quite possibly the most embarrassing start to a culture cup day ever.
We'll be quoting The Office next.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 22 May 2015, 8:34 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:This is quite possibly the most embarrassing start to a culture cup day ever.

Really helped along by your hilarious "King of the Anals" quip.

Sherlock Homes.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 22 May 2015, 8:44 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:This is quite possibly the most embarrassing start to a culture cup day ever.
We'll be quoting The Office next.

So I get there, she's aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves and legs up to her arse. Muchos tequilas later I'm in a cab with her.

by Rowley Fri 22 May 2015, 8:55 am

Morning all, off work today and all of next week. Just having that difficult decision of what to ignore from the list of jobs TSMR has left for me to do. Suspect painting the fence in the back yard has nowt to come.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 22 May 2015, 9:01 am

I have a spraying machine for your fence Jeff

by Adam D Fri 22 May 2015, 9:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:I have a spraying machine for your fence Jeff

Yellow or (creamy) white are the options

by **seanmichaels** Fri 22 May 2015, 9:12 am

People:

1. She slips into the night, and she was gone. Gone to settle the score, gone into the town. Rain shining in her eyes

2. City dweller, successful fella. Thought to himself oops I've got a lot of money
I'm caught in a rat race terminally.

3. I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe, If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho. Word to your moms I came to drop bombs.

4. THE RADIO BLASTING IN THE FRONT SEAT, TURNING OUT THE MUSIC FINE
WE WAS SNUGGLED UP IN THE BACK SEAT, MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME

5. So little time, Try to understand that I'm, Trying to make a move just to stay in the game, I try to stay awake and remember my name

by Rowley Fri 22 May 2015, 9:13 am

Cheers Sean, between the fact it is a relatively small fence and that I intend to do a half arsed job of it, it should not take me long.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 22 May 2015, 9:13 am

seanmichaels wrote:

2. City dweller, successful fella. Thought to himself oops I've got a lot of money
I'm caught in a rat race terminally.

Country House. Blur.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 22 May 2015, 9:16 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

2. City dweller, successful fella. Thought to himself oops I've got a lot of money
I'm caught in a rat race terminally.

Country House. Blur.

by Rowley Fri 22 May 2015, 9:18 am

3 Jump Around House of Pain - The link is Tina. House of Pain is a reference to his seven year old chinning him, Country House how posh he is

by Rowley Fri 22 May 2015, 9:18 am

5 is Everything's Changing by Keane, as they are his favourite band.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 22 May 2015, 9:20 am

Rowley wrote:3 Jump Around House of Pain - The link is Tina. House of Pain is a reference to his seven year old chinning him, Country House how posh he is

Correct.

5 is Keane, 1 is Goldfinger by Ash, 4 Steamy Windows by Tina Turner.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 22 May 2015, 9:20 am

C*nts.

by Rowley Fri 22 May 2015, 9:20 am

1 is Ash Goldfinger, which could be yet another reference to his immense wealth, or a reference to his exploitation of the natural resources of third world countries or a reference to the library incident

by **seanmichaels** Fri 22 May 2015, 9:22 am

Rowley wrote:1 is Ash Goldfinger, which could be yet another reference to his immense wealth, or a reference to his exploitation of the natural resources of third world countries or a reference to the library incident

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 22 May 2015, 9:24 am

C*nts.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 22 May 2015, 10:13 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:3 Jump Around House of Pain - The link is Tina. House of Pain is a reference to his seven year old chinning him, Country House how posh he is

Correct.

5 is Keane, 1 is Goldfinger by Ash, 4 Steamy Windows by Tina Turner.

Nice one sean. You've rescued the thread for the day.
A Lannister always pays his debts, that's my motto.

by **Galted** Fri 22 May 2015, 10:32 am

I'm going to Utrecht this weekend for the first anniversary of the astonishing turd I gave birth to in the toilet at the Park Plaza hotel. It's the one that resulted in me making a glove out of toilet roll to break it then wearing down the two halves with kettleful after kettleful of boiling water.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 22 May 2015, 10:48 am

by Adam D Mon 25 May 2015, 9:30 pm

Screw you guys. Moulin rouge is on and it's awesome.

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