The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Labour are in where I live. Should probably be the same again but who knows with the amount of numpties in Scotland who have fallen for the line that the SNP is a left-wing progressive party.

I can't remember what the next round is and I can't be bothered to go searching, Tina. I'll respond to your desperate pleas through PM at a good speed tomorrow.

Morning all

Fist bastards

rick_dagless wrote:Morning all

Fist bastards

Morning mate

Sean is obscuring all record of his father as we speak.

Boom, in with a zinger, great way to start the day Shah mate...

How you diddling this fine morn?

rick_dagless wrote:

How you diddling this fine morn?

I can answer for him, RiCK. He is struggling. Badly. Struggling to come to terms with the next question in the Culture Cup 2.0.

He has sent in about 10 picks now and none of them fulfill the criteria. F*cking hopeless. If I wasn't so scared of IED's, I would kick him out.

But, his PM's are (as ever) delightfully offensive. That's what I love about Shah. It's not just on here, he is rude and offensive via PM as well. At least one knows where one stands with Abu-bakr Shah.

Not bad Rick. Just sitting around in my room and feigning sleep whenever someone comes up. Feeling a bit lazy so chores can wait till the weekend. What about you mate?

Excellnt news Shah, I am fair to average, work is a pain, and looking forward to the weekend, someone has brought some chilli flavoured chocolate, and assuming peer pressure works on people in their 30's...

Tool...

MOrnIng Tino

rick_dagless wrote:Excellnt news Shah, I am fair to average, work is a pain, and looking forward to the weekend, someone has brought some chilli flavoured chocolate, and assuming peer pressure works on people in their 30's...

Tool...

MOrnIng Tino

Give him a minstrel and tell him it's like a kick in the nuts. Then when he eats it... kick him in the nuts

Am I too late to be first?

Shah wrote:Give him a minstrel and tell him it's like a kick in the nuts. Then when he eats it... kick him in the nuts

That does sound like a plan Shah, I knew I could count on your for inspiration...

Jules wrote:Am I too late to be first?

You can be whatever you want to be Jules...

Good morning f*ckers,

Hope you are all good.

Do we think we might see round 4 today Tino?

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:Give him a minstrel and tell him it's like a kick in the nuts. Then when he eats it... kick him in the nuts

That does sound like a plan Shah, I knew I could count on your for inspiration...

Jules wrote:Am I too late to be first?

You can be whatever you want to be Jules...

First!

Sicond!

Morning Jules

The Womble wrote:Good morning f*ckers,

Hope you are all good.

Do we think we might see round 4 today Tino?

With a fair wind, Womble. Just waiting on Trebs and Ziggler who have both received a very strongly worded PM from me. Once they get their picks in, we are good to go.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:Good morning f*ckers,

Hope you are all good.

Do we think we might see round 4 today Tino?

With a fair wind, Womble.  Just waiting on Trebs and Ziggler who have both received a very strongly worded PM from me.  Once they get their picks in, we are good to go.

Thank God for that. I was worried we might have another years' worth of Oscar winners to choose from.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:Good morning f*ckers,

Hope you are all good.

Do we think we might see round 4 today Tino?

With a fair wind, Womble.  Just waiting on Trebs and Ziggler who have both received a very strongly worded PM from me.  Once they get their picks in, we are good to go.

Thank God for that. I was worried we might have another years' worth of Oscar winners to choose from.

That wouldn't make any difference to your pick.

http://www.thedailystreet.co.uk/2015/05/interview-geoff-rowley-on-the-history-importance-of-uk-skateboarding-culture/

Frustratingly little insight into how he pronounces his name.

Rowley wrote:http://www.thedailystreet.co.uk/2015/05/interview-geoff-rowley-on-the-history-importance-of-uk-skateboarding-culture/

Frustratingly little insight into how he pronounces his name.

It's pronounced Rowley.

I've driven down Rowley Lane in Borehamwood.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:http://www.thedailystreet.co.uk/2015/05/interview-geoff-rowley-on-the-history-importance-of-uk-skateboarding-culture/

Frustratingly little insight into how he pronounces his name.

It's pronounced Rowley.

I've driven down Rowley Lane in Borehamwood.

You should have stopped and asked for directions (even though you didn't need them) just to see how the locals pronounced it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZWuORTaUlc

That should sort it out...

That is that one put to bed, good work Rick.

Here to help Jeff, bickering is for fringe members and badly run votes, it has no place here.

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:http://www.thedailystreet.co.uk/2015/05/interview-geoff-rowley-on-the-history-importance-of-uk-skateboarding-culture/

Frustratingly little insight into how he pronounces his name.

It's pronounced Rowley.

I've driven down Rowley Lane in Borehamwood.

You should have stopped and asked for directions (even though you didn't need them) just to see how the locals pronounced it.

Have you ever been to Borehamwood? I'd sooner stop in Ramadi and ask one of the locals if they would mind signing my caricature of the Prophet Muhammad.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:http://www.thedailystreet.co.uk/2015/05/interview-geoff-rowley-on-the-history-importance-of-uk-skateboarding-culture/

Frustratingly little insight into how he pronounces his name.

It's pronounced Rowley.

I've driven down Rowley Lane in Borehamwood.

You should have stopped and asked for directions (even though you didn't need them) just to see how the locals pronounced it.

Have you ever been to Borehamwood?  I'd sooner stop in Ramadi and ask one of the locals if they would mind signing my caricature of the Prophet Muhammad.

that would leave you looking like a caricature of a charlie hebdo cartoonist

Been stuck in IKEA for two hours. Resorted to surfing on the trolleys.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Been stuck in IKEA for two hours. Resorted to surfing on the trolleys.

Still better than o2's connection

ShahenshahG wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Been stuck in IKEA for two hours. Resorted to surfing on the trolleys.

Still better than o2's connection

Very good, shah, that was Juliusesque.

LD seems to have disappeared since letting slip his address with SerialDAVE and Tino snooping about.

Not me, I wasn't aware he'd done that...besides, he's not an alcohol ravaged /drug addled hooker prepared to risk disembowelment for the sake of £20 so doesn't interest me.

DAVE667 wrote:Not me, I wasn't aware he'd done that...besides, he's not an alcohol ravaged /drug addled hooker prepared to risk disembowelment for the sake of £20 so doesn't interest me.

Maybe he was, you can't tell much about someone from their internet persona.

I'm really TopHat.

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Not me, I wasn't aware he'd done that...besides, he's not an alcohol ravaged /drug addled hooker prepared to risk disembowelment for the sake of £20 so doesn't interest me.

Maybe he was, you can't tell much about someone from their internet persona.

I'm really TopHat.

If he was, I'd have thought that being attacked by an angry bald guy in a SLAYER shirt whilst in Bradford might have jogged a few brain cells and he'd have at least enquired if I was Mr667. You never know, I may have let him live.

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Not me, I wasn't aware he'd done that...besides, he's not an alcohol ravaged /drug addled hooker prepared to risk disembowelment for the sake of £20 so doesn't interest me.

Maybe he was, you can't tell much about someone from their internet persona.

I'm really TopHat.

If he was, I'd have thought that being attacked by an angry bald guy in a SLAYER shirt whilst in Bradford might have jogged a few brain cells and he'd have at least enquired if I was Mr667. You never know,  I may have let him live.

Not so sure identifying the person who's attacking you who happens to be a serial killer is the cleverest survival tactic.

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Not me, I wasn't aware he'd done that...besides, he's not an alcohol ravaged /drug addled hooker prepared to risk disembowelment for the sake of £20 so doesn't interest me.

Maybe he was, you can't tell much about someone from their internet persona.

I'm really TopHat.

If he was, I'd have thought that being attacked by an angry bald guy in a SLAYER shirt whilst in Bradford might have jogged a few brain cells and he'd have at least enquired if I was Mr667. You never know,  I may have let him live.

Not so sure identifying the person who's attacking you who happens to be a serial killer is the cleverest survival tactic.

Having let him live, he'd hopefully forgive me and if he did grass me up who's going to believe the word of a druggie p!sshead over someone who on the face of it is a model citizen and dull uninteresting office clerk

Just blocked one of the fist-floor bogs with a sensational piece of bum firmware.

Just been watching a Sepp Blatter press conference. Got to love the bloke, he must get phone calls from mafia dons asking for tips.

He has got one serious brass neck...

And a set of gonads that anyone would be proud.

His defence is the work of genius. Because there are 100s of countries play football, between all the players and confederations he is responsible for around 1.6 billion people, he can't be expected to know what everyone is doing all the time. Which kind of means unless it is him caught with his fingers in the till he needs never accept blame or responsibility for anything. I suggest you use this defence in your day to day work Rick, it's brilliant.

I am taking notes as we go Jeff...

It knocks the Chewbacca defence out of the water.

rick_dagless wrote:I am taking notes as we go Jeff...

It knocks the Chewbacca defence out of the water.

No way that its just me wondering what the Chewbacca defence is?

Who would have thunk it was from South Park and I didnt recognise it.

I am guessing you will not be on your own Adam, if it makes you feel better...

Reminds me of that Bill Hicks piece about officer Koontz giving evidence in the Rodney King trial

"It's how you look at the tape"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, if you play it backwards you see us help King up and send him on his way"

""Scuse me, "scuse me...man with big balls has just been aquitted!"

Blatter is that delusional that I keep thinking he is related to Bendtner

Morning peeps.

Fist

Morning, dagless, and congratulations on your fist place.

Thanks Galts, it is now going to be a great day!

How was your weekend? Filled with culture and cats?

Morning all. The good news is that I'm not dying - it was always by far the least like option, but it was nice to have the doctor confirm it.
The bad news (or maybe it's further good news) is that I'll be joining sean as the culture cup's resident 'in therapy' posters. Not literally joining sean of course - I doubt I'll get a shrink desperate to sh@g me.

Excellent thanks, topped by Villa's superb cup final performance. So cruel to have been on top for so long only for Giroud to snatch it away at the death.

Morning ho's, what a day what a day what a day

The strangest thing happened on Saturday. I needed to pop into our local town to go to the post office. I was wandering around the market place when a big chap lumbered into view looking slightly confused.

He was wearing full on cricket kit. Whites, shirt, big knitted jumper, the whole get up.

When I got a bit closer, it was only bloody ex-England off spinner and canny lower order batsman John Emburey! I sh*t you not.

I think he had lost his car or something as he was looking very confused. I was going to ask him if he needed help but lost my nerve. No idea what he was doing their in full cricket gear at 09:30 in the morning.

Bizarre stuff.