The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Labour are in where I live. Should probably be the same again but who knows with the amount of numpties in Scotland who have fallen for the line that the SNP is a left-wing progressive party.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Pretty tragic news, has moved me to write a tribute.

RIP Charles Kennedy
your face and hair were red
RIP Charles Kennedy
cos now you're mainly dead

RIP Charles Kennedy
though you were probably quite wealthy
the fact that you were Scottish means
you were not very healthy

at least the Dead Kennedys have a new member.

Maybe he's not dead - just on holiday in Cambodia.

Charles Kennedy - Too drunk to f*ck

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Pretty tragic news, has moved me to write a tribute.

RIP Charles Kennedy
your face and hair were red
RIP Charles Kennedy
cos now you're mainly dead

RIP Charles Kennedy
though you were probably quite wealthy
the fact that you were Scottish means
you were not very healthy

at least the Dead Kennedys have a new member.

Maybe he's not dead - just on holiday in Cambodia.

Very good, Julius. If you ever run for Prime Minister I will vote for you.

Sh!t on here today

Dreadful.

Rowley wrote:I found it quite moving Shah, always nice to finish with a reasonably obscure punk reference as well. Shows we have other tricks up our sleeve than Lloyd Cole lyrics.

Thanks, Jeff.  It's more poignant than my earlier work, which was edgy and dripping fury.  I find that my poetry has mellowed recently, become more whimsically melancholic yet, ironically, less lyrical.  I attribute this to the repeated rejection of my selections in the culture cup 2.0, rejections by people whom I respected, people whom I referred to as my peers but whom I now refer to as f*cking w*nkers.

Galted wrote:Hammersmith harrier not so much due to his excellent contributions on the fifa corruption thread.

Some of my best work that was.

'sup beatches

Fist

'sup bro

Sicond.

Morning all.

Nice weather here brethren, hope this stays for Download festival next week...

Who are on Rick? FALL OUT BOY, BON JOVI?

FALL OUT BOY were last year, and were very good, I will be seeing them later in the year

This year headliners are

BLACK STONE CHERRY, SLIPKNOT - Friday
MARLIYN MANSON, MUSE - Saturday
ENTER SHIKARI, KISS - Sunday

ENTER SHIKARI? I'd rather enter Shakira.

Her hips don't lie.

Her breasts are small and humble so as not to be confused with mountains also... Bonus.

Particularly useful if like me you're always getting your crampons stuck in giant gert stonkers.

I do get altitude sickness on over sized baby hangers so it is a yes from me

Can't have the 'Top 10 Queen Songs' as the most recently active thread in Music.

You can if I keep going on there to say how sh!t QUEEN are or how unimpressed I've always been with Led Zeppelin or Deep Purple

F&*k Queen

I love you, Rick!

Tino. I hold you responsible for this and it explains alot about kingrafs attendance here. Sean is absent for a couple of days and rick wants to f*ck the gayest gay that ever lived. Dave expresses feelings that aren't murder and or mutilation and I've realised why I've not been banned from this site.

F*ck you and your f*cking quotas

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino. I hold you responsible for this and it explains alot about kingrafs attendance here.  Sean is absent for a couple of days and rick wants to f*ck the gayest gay that ever lived. Dave expresses feelings that aren't murder and or mutilation and I've realised why I've not been banned from this site.

F*ck you and your f*cking quotas

I'm not responsible for RiCk being a gayer, SerialDAVE being mental or you being a terrorist. People make their own choices, Shah.

To the best of my Knowledge The Queen is a female, if you are going to anthropomorphise an entire band and allocate it's new sexuality to it's one gay member then so be it, but I will go for the sovereign as sean was saying she bangs like a drum... Love you too DAVE

rick_dagless wrote:To the best of my Knowledge The Queen is a female, if you are going to anthropomorphise an entire band and allocate it's new sexuality to it's one gay member then so be it, but I will go for the sovereign as sean was saying she bangs like a drum... Love you too DAVE

Typical lawyer always leaving room for manouver which is another thing you've had in common with sean

JUSTICE FOR GALTED

Galted wrote:






JUSTICE FOR GALTED

Judicial fetishes are ricks area of expertise

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:






JUSTICE FOR GALTED

Judicial fetishes are ricks area of expertise

Mine is the application of sharpened steel to flesh...leave Rick alone!

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:






JUSTICE FOR GALTED

Judicial fetishes are ricks area of expertise

Mine is the application of sharpened steel to flesh...leave Rick alone!

You still use steel? F*cking luddite

We have two of the UK's finest legal minds as regulars on here Galted. I am sure one them will take up your case and shove his prejudice so far up Tina's dirt pipe he will be walking like Sean after a particularly boisterous school reunion.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:






JUSTICE FOR GALTED

Judicial fetishes are ricks area of expertise

Mine is the application of sharpened steel to flesh...leave Rick alone!

You still use steel? F*cking luddite

I'm pretty old skool when it comes to dispatching hookers, mate. Crossbows, hammers and sharpened screwdrivers are for the deranged/unhinged. The knife is the tool of the artiste.

It's just been resolved, Jeff.  Womble and Beadle forced Windows into a grovelling apology.  Was considering using violence or legal action in the J4G campaign but, I'm glad to say, it won't be necessary.

Rowley wrote:We have two of the UK's finest legal minds as regulars on here Galted. I am sure one them will take up your case and shove his prejudice so far up Tina's dirt pipe he will be walking like Sean after a particularly boisterous school reunion.

With a spring in his step and leaving a slug like trail on the pavement?

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:






JUSTICE FOR GALTED

Judicial fetishes are ricks area of expertise

Mine is the application of sharpened steel to flesh...leave Rick alone!

You still use steel? F*cking luddite

I'm pretty old skool when it comes to dispatching hookers, mate. Crossbows, hammers and sharpened screwdrivers are for the deranged/unhinged. The knife is the tool of the artiste.

I prefer to use the bacon slicer, it kills messily and gives them the indignity of being carved up like the pigs that they probably are.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:We have two of the UK's finest legal minds as regulars on here Galted. I am sure one them will take up your case and shove his prejudice so far up Tina's dirt pipe he will be walking like Sean after a particularly boisterous school reunion.

With a spring in his step and leaving a slug like trail on the pavement?

Or with a pronounced limp and leaving a bloody trail like a stray dog that's dragged itself over broken glass

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:






JUSTICE FOR GALTED

Judicial fetishes are ricks area of expertise

Mine is the application of sharpened steel to flesh...leave Rick alone!

You still use steel? F*cking luddite

I'm pretty old skool when it comes to dispatching hookers, mate. Crossbows, hammers and sharpened screwdrivers are for the deranged/unhinged. The knife is the tool of the artiste.

I prefer to use the bacon slicer, it kills messily and gives them the indignity of being carved up like the pigs that they probably are.

It's Muslims purchasing bacon slicers that alerts the authorities. It's as glaring a watching an American in the Midwest ask for salad

There was a London serial killer who'd get hookers to blow him then push their heads down on him so he choked them with his c0ck.  Can't remember the name but it is a brave and original way to do the deed.

And it serves as a warning to prozzies too: DON'T BLOW CUSTOMERS IF THEY'RE SERIAL KIILLERS!

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:






JUSTICE FOR GALTED

Judicial fetishes are ricks area of expertise

Mine is the application of sharpened steel to flesh...leave Rick alone!

You still use steel? F*cking luddite

I'm pretty old skool when it comes to dispatching hookers, mate. Crossbows, hammers and sharpened screwdrivers are for the deranged/unhinged. The knife is the tool of the artiste.

I prefer to use the bacon slicer, it kills messily and gives them the indignity of being carved up like the pigs that they probably are.

It's Muslims purchasing bacon slicers that alerts the authorities. It's as glaring a watching an American in the Midwest ask for salad

Ok i admit it, its just a circular saw from B&q

Galted wrote:There was a London serial killer who'd get hookers to blow him then push their heads down on him so he choked them with his c0ck.  Can't remember the name but it is a brave and original way to do the deed.

And it serves as a warning to prozzies too: DON'T BLOW CUSTOMERS IF THEY'RE SERIAL KIILLERS!

You would have thought these women could survive an entire arm being shoved down their gullet...they can't.

Kingraf isn't dead. Just really busy.

Fist (and probably last post for the day).

Morning Raf

Glad to hear you are not dead.

Sicond

Morning all.

"Ah'm in mah prime"

"Ah'm Optimus Prime"

Добро јутро култура Куп.

I was a prime number

Evidently Mr Michaels is an educated man.

I am glad he used Serbian as they are in Wales' group who are currently joint top.

Like Zodiac Mindwarp I'm a priiiiiiiime, prime mover.

Also did a log jam so bad I had to triple flush the loo at work, Sean would be proud

Some goodies in the new cup round, and somem awful cack, I prefer Definately Maybe to The Stone Roses, but close call... Presume DAVE went for DOWN HH went for METALICA?

Fist

Take it you and Dave will be meeting up here for lunch today Rick:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4Gsc4D9mqpR41MVRl3jtjCZ/bradford

Think for such an occasion our usual policy re members meeting can be waived. Rock school at 13.15 sounds right up Dave's street.