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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:05 pm

Wake up Sean. You aren't in the boys toilet anymore

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Post by seanmichaels Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:33 pm

what is wrong with kids (18-25yo) today? Hottest game of the year and not one of the smelly feckers had a post match shower.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:35 pm

I'm preparing myself to be 50 in a couple of weeks. Body has long since given up on itself and the mind isn't far behind.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:36 pm

seanmichaels wrote:what is wrong with kids (18-25yo) today? Hottest game of the year and not one of the smelly feckers had a post match shower.

Perhaps your reputation precedes you?

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Post by seanmichaels Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:39 pm

I had 3 showers during the game on saturday....

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Post by seanmichaels Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:40 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm preparing myself to be 50 in a couple of weeks. Body has long since given up on itself and the mind isn't far behind.

Doubt I'll make 50

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm preparing myself to be 50 in a couple of weeks. Body has long since given up on itself and the mind isn't far behind.

Doubt I'll make 50

Won't have you talking like that sean. If I can, you can.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:19 pm

You haven't made it yet though :-)

There was some good MILF on the tennis courts last night. I don't think I'm popular with them though as I called a bloke on the tennis courts a f-ing d!ckhead last week.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:55 pm

I am sure that MILF/GILF/F**ing D**khead are not going to be uttterred too often at Wimbledon.

Though aledgedly the umpire in the Lian Broady game told his opponent to F*ck off or something similar...

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Post by seanmichaels Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:22 pm

The bloke told me to switch my car radio off, I had only popped back for 20 seconds to get my phone off the roller.

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Post by Union Cane Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:30 pm

Windows wound down on the Kia, "Barbie Girl" blaring out, I can picture it now.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:36 pm

Union Cane wrote:Windows wound down on the Kia, "Barbie Girl" blaring out, I can picture it now.

Talksport actually

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:56 pm

Minestrone soup and salmon & cucumber sandwiches... Sh1te on here

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Post by seanmichaels Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:18 pm

i like a cucumber sandwich. just butter soggy white bread and cucumber

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Post by Union Cane Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:31 pm

Chicken & cheese sandwich
Some cake

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:44 pm

Ham & cheese sandwich
Pringles
Some cake

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:48 pm

Some cake sounds better than a pudding of "Sh1te on here"...

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Post by Union Cane Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:50 pm

What sort of some cake was yours Jules?

Mine was Battenburg.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:58 pm

I am dealing with an unadvised client a bit at the moment. Eastern European who works for Hedge Fund manager. Getting quite pally on emails and just thought I'd google her. Definitely would...... She is loaded as well....

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:15 am

Union Cane wrote:What sort of some cake was yours Jules?

Mine was Battenburg.

Battenburg, eh? Nice. Lyons?

Mine was a Marble Half-Moon (with icing), by Dan-Cake.

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Post by Union Cane Wed Jul 01, 2015 1:19 am

No, Kipling.

Not a fan of Lyons, terrible manager.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:41 pm

Too nice to be in work, even at this time...

Fist

Morning all

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:29 pm

Morning mate. I agree. Days gorgeous, the evenings more so and more tolerable so its not a total loss. I would prefer though to be sleeping in the garden

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:38 pm

Ah well, almost the weekend, and Birthdays ahoy this week so should be some good times ahead

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:23 pm

Word of today, the line that seperates the 2 numbers in a fraction is called a Vinculum


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Post by Galted Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:44 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Word of today, the line that seperates the 2 numbers in a fraction is called a Vinculum


I've just checked on the internet and can confirm that this is correct.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:46 pm

Excellent, would hate to be passing over shoddy facts...

I also learned that Tyromancy is a way of divining the future using cheese/curd

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Post by Guest Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:03 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Excellent, would hate to be passing over shoddy facts...

I also learned that Tyromancy is a way of divining the future using cheese/curd
Whereas using a turd would be excremancy

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:08 pm

DAVE wrote:Whereas using a turd would be excremancy

Or the boxing board?

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:11 pm

it is becoming incalescent outside. wouldn't want to go down on a fat bird in these conditions.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:44 pm

sean wrote:wouldn't want to go down on a fat bird in these conditions.

Couldn't imagine Wincey Willis uttering those words...

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:01 pm

Fred Talbot?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:12 pm

He was a gayer was he not?

John Kettley maybe

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:19 pm

yeah. he probably wouldn't go down on a fat bird in any weather.

in to my weather forecasting. have you ever seen the 'buckets full of c**ts' you tube video?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9K0ECtx_GM

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:19 pm

Alex Deakin it was

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:36 pm

John Kettley is indeed a weatherman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD3eo63spaA

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:45 pm

Jules wrote:John Kettley is indeed a weatherman

And so is Michael Fish

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:46 pm

Haha not seen that before sean...

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Post by Union Cane Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:04 pm

Michael Fish officially opened the Sea Life Centre in Great Yarmouth, it took me a long time to work out the relevance.
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Post by Union Cane Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:06 pm

"Why would a weather presenter open the Sea Life Centre?" I thought....
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Post by Union Cane Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:06 pm

"They don't have weather under water"
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Post by Union Cane Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:07 pm

"And he's not local to Yarmouth, he's an Eastbourne lad"
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Post by seanmichaels Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:09 pm

It is because his name is Fish I suspect.

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Post by Union Cane Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:12 pm

Yes, I eventually reached that conclusion myself.

Wasn't there one called Bacon as well?
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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:17 pm

Did Wincey Willis open the male fertility clinic?

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:23 pm

Never heard of Wincy Willis. Had to google it.

Schafernaker seems to be the Beebs go to man at the moment. Deakin probably still paying for the c-bomb.

Quite like Carol. Would love to rest my head between those milkers on a cold and windy night in the highlands.

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Post by Guest Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:27 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Never heard of Wincy Willis. Had to google it.

Schafernaker seems to be the Beebs go to man at the moment. Deakin probably still paying for the c-bomb.

Quite like Carol. Would love to rest my head between those milkers on a cold and windy night in the highlands.
Or Mad Lizzie or Diana the Green Goddess. ..kids these days, c*nts.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:48 pm

Ulrika would have got it but I expect she now has a fanny like a canoe. You wouldn't know whether to finger it or get in and row her.

© Frankie Boyle

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:44 am

was it a car or a cat i saw - Is the only full English sentence that when read in reverse will be the same

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Post by seanmichaels Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:42 am

Guess this will be the last we hear from Shah

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-33347117



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