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Post by Alistair Fri 28 Aug 2015, 1:45 pm

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 08 Sep 2015, 5:38 pm

Galted wrote:I find it quite difficult to rate Julius, I'm still influenced by the dream where he was God.  Or He was God. And he's never denied knobbing Galtova.

Putting aside your blasphemy you Nike shunning lady of loose morals, every man and his dog has knobbed Galtova.

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Post by Galted Tue 08 Sep 2015, 5:41 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:I find it quite difficult to rate Julius, I'm still influenced by the dream where he was God.  Or He was God. And he's never denied knobbing Galtova.

Putting aside your blasphemy you Nike shunning lady of loose morals, every man and his dog has knobbed Galtova.

Take that back at once, Shah. I have a Nike kit-bag.
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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 08 Sep 2015, 5:48 pm

Retracted

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Post by Galted Tue 08 Sep 2015, 5:49 pm

Retraction accepted.
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Post by Rowley Tue 08 Sep 2015, 5:54 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:I find it quite difficult to rate Julius, I'm still influenced by the dream where he was God.  Or He was God. And he's never denied knobbing Galtova.

Putting aside your blasphemy you Nike shunning lady of loose morals, every man and his dog has knobbed Galtova.

I haven't. I have too much respect for Galted to ever consider such an act. Also eastern europeans who will do anything to obtain citizenship over here are ten a penny in my business.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 08 Sep 2015, 5:54 pm

Dead day at work. Training my replacement I think

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 08 Sep 2015, 5:59 pm

Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:I find it quite difficult to rate Julius, I'm still influenced by the dream where he was God.  Or He was God. And he's never denied knobbing Galtova.

Putting aside your blasphemy you Nike shunning lady of loose morals, every man and his dog has knobbed Galtova.

I haven't. I have too much respect for Galted to ever consider such an act. Also eastern europeans who will do anything to obtain citizenship over here are ten a penny in my business.

I notice you haven't exonerated your whippet though. Plus I can't see you ever parting with a penny so I can sympathise somewhat with your actions in keeping TSMR shackled to the cooker

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Post by Galted Tue 08 Sep 2015, 6:31 pm

Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:I find it quite difficult to rate Julius, I'm still influenced by the dream where he was God.  Or He was God. And he's never denied knobbing Galtova.

Putting aside your blasphemy you Nike shunning lady of loose morals, every man and his dog has knobbed Galtova.

I haven't. I have too much respect for Galted to ever consider such an act. Also eastern europeans who will do anything to obtain citizenship over here are ten a penny in my business.

You're a gentleman, Jeff, though if my number one status depended on it you'd be more than welcome to have a ride.

So far it's just (allegedly) Julius who's been there but I suspect that Tino's hidden beside the toilet to watch her showering.
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Post by Hibbz Tue 08 Sep 2015, 9:07 pm

All these new faces. I use to be something in these parts. Okay I hid in the corner whilst the cool kids played but it was something at least.

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 09 Sep 2015, 6:45 am

Fist bitches.

Its grey, chilly and threatening to rain.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 09 Sep 2015, 7:30 am

Morning Shah, same here though it has threatened sun later, how's it going?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 7:55 am

Morning all.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 09 Sep 2015, 7:57 am

Good morning to three of my favourite posters.

Glorious afternoon here. Perfect for fishing I would presume.
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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:00 am

Not bad. A couple more hours and I'm home free. Morning Tino and LGBT.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:01 am

Morning Tino/TLD how goes it in southern england/hemisphere?

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:05 am

Perfect day here.

If only that little mutt would stop barking in the distance. Sounds like a yappy terrier cross of some sort.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:06 am

You're a lovely man, LD. You're my favourite Aussie by a considerable distance.

All good here, RiCK. Too many southerners but I have learnt a few tricks over the years to ignore them.

How is Bradders?

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:06 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Perfect day here.

If only that little mutt would stop barking in the distance. Sounds like a yappy terrier cross of some sort.

Kill it

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:07 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You're a lovely man, LD.  You're my favourite Aussie by a considerable distance.

All good here, RiCK.  Too many southerners but I have learnt a few tricks over the years to ignore them.

How is Bradders?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5kKoBOfPJk

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:09 am

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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You're a lovely man, LD.  You're my favourite Aussie by a considerable distance.

All good here, RiCK.  Too many southerners but I have learnt a few tricks over the years to ignore them.

How is Bradders?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5kKoBOfPJk

l*l.


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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:09 am

Bradders is Bradfordesque in its loveliness Tino, quite a few southerners here too, but we keep them in a corner of the office and mock their strange ways, like a zoo...

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:12 am

rick_dagless wrote:Bradders is Bradfordesque in its loveliness Tino, quite a few southerners here too, but we keep them in a corner of the office and mock their strange ways, like a zoo...

Role reversal for me, rIck. All the people here look at me like I'm a circus attraction. Visitors think I have won a competition to work in the city for a day.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:24 am

Tino wrote:Visitors think I have won a competition to work in the city for a day.

That would be an awful prize, like winning a raffle at Hi-Tec...

Morning Hibz... (I think he was feeling left out)

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:35 am

Feck, I am usually decisive. Don't know whether to take a flat or not. Doing my head in.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:39 am

sean wrote:Feck, I am usually decisive. Don't know whether to take a flat or not. Doing my head in.

realistically work out your finances rounding up for bills, and if you are genuinely happy with the remainder, get a flat, if not, don't as you will start to hate the place...

And easier to have your many, many sordid affairs.

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:39 am

One of my eyes is only half working and it's really quite frustrating. Just a big blind spot in the middle. I'm getting old.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:44 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:One of my eyes is only half working and it's really quite frustrating. Just a big blind spot in the middle. I'm getting old.

Have it removed. Only way to be sure its nothing serious.

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Post by superflyweight Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:48 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Bradders is Bradfordesque in its loveliness Tino, quite a few southerners here too, but we keep them in a corner of the office and mock their strange ways, like a zoo...

Role reversal for me, rIck.  All the people here look at me like I'm a circus attraction.  Visitors think I have won a competition to work in the city for a day.

Probably the jumpers from Next that make them think that.

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Post by Adam D Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:52 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:One of my eyes is only half working and it's really quite frustrating. Just a big blind spot in the middle. I'm getting old.
Have you gone Perry Saturn on us?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:53 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Bradders is Bradfordesque in its loveliness Tino, quite a few southerners here too, but we keep them in a corner of the office and mock their strange ways, like a zoo...

Role reversal for me, rIck.  All the people here look at me like I'm a circus attraction.  Visitors think I have won a competition to work in the city for a day.

Probably the jumpers from Next that make them think that.  

C*ckwomble.

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Post by Rowley Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:53 am

Morning all. Sheffield is majestic this morning.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:54 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Perfect day here.

If only that little mutt would stop barking in the distance. Sounds like a yappy terrier cross of some sort.

Kill it

Just had a FT call from Shanghai. As soon as it heard my voice it stopped.

Or someone gave it a swift size 14 up its moon hole. Peace at last...
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I miss Abi Titmus

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:58 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Perfect day here.

If only that little mutt would stop barking in the distance. Sounds like a yappy terrier cross of some sort.

Kill it

Just had a FT call from Shanghai. As soon as it heard my voice it stopped.

Or someone gave it a swift size 14 up its moon hole. Peace at last...

Could have been Il G?

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Post by superflyweight Wed 09 Sep 2015, 8:58 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Bradders is Bradfordesque in its loveliness Tino, quite a few southerners here too, but we keep them in a corner of the office and mock their strange ways, like a zoo...

Role reversal for me, rIck.  All the people here look at me like I'm a circus attraction.  Visitors think I have won a competition to work in the city for a day.

Probably the jumpers from Next that make them think that.  

C*ckwomble.

l*l out loud.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Perfect day here.

If only that little mutt would stop barking in the distance. Sounds like a yappy terrier cross of some sort.

Kill it

Just had a FT call from Shanghai. As soon as it heard my voice it stopped.

Or someone gave it a swift size 14 up its moon hole. Peace at last...

Could have been Il G?

He's in China isn't he? Old Il G.

No, it was my brother. He got offered a job assisting Chinese Gvt (setting up energy futures trading system) He got through the 1st approval... waiting for the final go ahead now. He's also interested in property development and wants to send some big spenders to Oz to join the investment crush. "A very safe bet" is the message we are promoting. Bring your money here... more of that sort of thing.
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Post by seanmichaels Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:11 am

I reckon he's brown bread. Disappeared on his return to mansfield.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:12 am

Who was it who was eating monster munch off a pepperami stick and described it as the low point in his life?

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:14 am

Maybe he's just otherwise occupied?

re the China project - lot's of scaremongering going on here "buying up all our blah-blah-blah..."
All the buggers want is a bit of fresh air and security... and some space to do tai-chi. No harm in encouraging some of that is there?

Before the mother of all bubble bursts.


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Post by Galted Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:14 am

Spent a brilliant 45 minutes with the cat this morning. We crouched at the window watching the police stopping motorists going the wrong way along our street. I think the cat would make an excellent addition to the police force as she's stealhy and good at climbing and ambushing.
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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:24 am

Galted wrote:Spent a brilliant 45 minutes with the cat this morning. We crouched at the window watching the police stopping motorists going the wrong way along our street. I think the cat would make an excellent addition to the police force as she's stealhy and good at climbing and ambushing.

Just what the police need. More Pu$$ies

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:28 am

Galted wrote:Spent a brilliant 45 minutes with the cat this morning. We crouched at the window watching the police stopping motorists going the wrong way along our street. I think the cat would make an excellent addition to the police force as she's stealhy and good at climbing and ambushing.

I made friends with this berserk kitten a week or so ago. It found a gap in the fence near the back corner. Should have seen its eyes bulging from its disproportionate head... soaking up the constant array of visual stimuli of my newly created pleasure palace.

Turns out all it wanted was to play with a stick which I had improvised to appear like a mouse's tail. So easy to distract its attention. Within 10 minutes it had gone from "near scratching" my hands (I have quicker reflexes) to looking as if it owned the place... lying on its back... rubbing whiskers on a particular sun-scorched area of dirt. It phucking loves me already. It was almost embarrassing.

Never heard such loud purring. I thought another Black Hawk helicopter was approaching.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:39 am

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Galted wrote:Spent a brilliant 45 minutes with the cat this morning. We crouched at the window watching the police stopping motorists going the wrong way along our street. I think the cat would make an excellent addition to the police force as she's stealhy and good at climbing and ambushing.

Just what the police need. More Pu$$ies

Yeah. Whatever happened to SerialDAVE, anyway?

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:40 am

Laugh I hope he wasn't the copper who gave a convict a lift to the pub.

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Post by Galted Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:44 am

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Galted wrote:Spent a brilliant 45 minutes with the cat this morning. We crouched at the window watching the police stopping motorists going the wrong way along our street. I think the cat would make an excellent addition to the police force as she's stealhy and good at climbing and ambushing.

I made friends with this berserk kitten a week or so ago. It found a gap in the fence near the back corner. Should have seen its eyes bulging from its disproportionate head... soaking up the constant array of visual stimuli of my newly created pleasure palace.

Turns out all it wanted was to play with a stick which I had improvised to appear like a mouse's tail. So easy to distract its attention. Within 10 minutes it had gone from "near scratching" my hands (I have quicker reflexes) to looking as if it owned the place... lying on its back... rubbing whiskers on a particular sun-scorched area of dirt. It phucking loves me already. It was almost embarrassing.

Never heard such loud purring. I thought another Black Hawk helicopter was approaching.

That's a beautiful story, LD, humour and poignancy in equal measure. Cats are amongst my favourite types of mammal. I would like Harrogate a lot more if I'd had a cat to keep me company or ignore me in the snow.
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Post by superflyweight Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:48 am

seanmichaels wrote:Who was it who was eating monster munch off a pepperami stick and described it as the low point in his life?

Was that not the same guy who wrote the brilliant comment about the excitement generated by the launch of Salt and Shake crisps?

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Post by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:58 am

Morning.

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Post by superflyweight Wed 09 Sep 2015, 9:59 am

Novocastrian was the chap - comic genius.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/F18917702?thread=7790903&skip=0&show=50

What I'd suggest it take x1 Pepperami Firestick and x1 bag of Flamin' Hot Monster Munch.

Next thread the Pepperami through the holes in the Monster Munch, thereby creating a kind Pepperami and Monster Munch Firey Hot Kebab on a Skewer.

I did this around a month ago on a Sunday afternoon when badly hungover and it represented, without doubt, the lowest point of my life so far.

I've also considered pushing those Burger Bite crisps you sometimes get from Supermarkets through the centre of Onion Ring crisps, so make a kind of Savoury Saturn style combined crisp - but that's just a pipe dream at the moment.

Was it Smith's who used to charge you more for adding salt to your own plain crisps?

It was Smiths and by God was it thrilling to add your own salt. Before that people seldom has the opportunity to put salt on potatos.


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:07 am

l*l out loud and p*msl out loud.

Rofl*l out loud.

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Post by Hero Wed 09 Sep 2015, 10:09 am

That's Karl Pilkington-esque with added self loathing.

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