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Post by drive4show Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:09 pm

The old 606'ers know the score, discuss anything on here that doesn't fit in on any other current thread.

But be warned, usual rules apply. ANYTHING that goes 'on topic' will be deleted!! Yahoo

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Post by Mercurio Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:20 pm

I enjoy Yorkshire Puddings and Gravy as a late night snack.

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Post by drive4show Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:22 pm

clap

It's going to be pretty hard to find a thread that that comment should be on Laugh

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Post by Davie Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:24 pm

It does have a Ralph Wiggum-esque quality about it!

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Post by LondonJonnyO Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:25 pm

I enjoy leaning out of my living room window on the first floor of an apartment block on a busy walkway... looking down and showing the little boy the 'views'
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Post by puligny Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:26 pm

Isn't "yorkshire pudding and gravy as a late night snack" what Richie Ramsay asked for after arriving late at Walton Heath?

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Post by Rossa Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:31 pm

I love Mango Rubicon.
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Post by Rossa Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:33 pm

I love lamp.
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Post by drive4show Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:41 pm

That piano lady in BGT last night rocked!

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Post by Maverick Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:45 pm

Thank god I thought i was going to burst at holding in the thoughts currently going through my head of Oompah Loompas playing frisby with Skippy tha Kangaroo

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Post by graeme Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:53 pm

do i open the birthday present from my wife which arrived this morning now or wait until she and the kids gets home later?

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Post by LondonJonnyO Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:55 pm

I think the Godfather Part 3 is the best of the series.
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Post by theeldestboy Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:03 pm

I still haven't picked up my dry-cleaning, which i dropped off on 19th March. It's about 200 meters up the road. Yes, i'm that lazy.
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Post by theeldestboy Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:04 pm

graeme wrote:do i open the birthday present from my wife which arrived this morning now or wait until she and the kids gets home later?

Do the right thing.















Open it now and let us know what she got you.
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Post by Faldono1fan Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:15 pm

Is there a special technique involved in flying a kite?

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Post by Maverick Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:18 pm

What happens if I spread marmite on the windows would I offically be classed as a window licker if i get tempted to clean them with my tongue

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Post by LondonJonnyO Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:20 pm

Maverick wrote:What happens if I spread marmite on the windows would I offically be classed as a window licker if i get tempted to clean them with my tongue

No. But if you put it on your pillow and then attempt to eat it then you will be a pillowbiter
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Post by Faldono1fan Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:20 pm

Is it possible to love 200 women at the same time?

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Post by Maverick Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:27 pm

Faldono1fan wrote:Is it possible to love 200 women at the same time?

Only if its a good magazine.. Whistle


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Post by LondonJonnyO Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:27 pm

Are we all living bluepill lives?
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Post by Noshankingtonite Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:44 pm

Does my @rse look big in these signature IJP troosers?
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Post by Maverick Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:45 pm

Noshankingtonite wrote:Does my @rse look big in these signature IJP troosers?

No but you look like a giant c0ck

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Post by MustPuttBetter Wed 01 Jun 2011, 2:58 pm

Why do Beatles songs feature so heavily in Vanilla Sky??
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Post by LondonJonnyO Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:00 pm

I'm not really 35. It's a cover age as I was on the grassy knoll.
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Post by MustPuttBetter Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:11 pm

LJ were you the Babushka Lady?
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Post by Doc Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:14 pm

Are plastic cocks phallic?

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Post by Maverick Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:16 pm

Whats a good way to get lipstick off your collar

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Post by LondonJonnyO Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:18 pm

Maverick wrote:Whats a good way to get lipstick off your collar

Let the wife deal with it
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Post by Maverick Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:21 pm

LondonJonnyO wrote:
Maverick wrote:Whats a good way to get lipstick off your collar

Let the wife deal with it

That was the plan LJ then I realised she'd recognise the shade her mum and sister wear Yahoo

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Post by graeme Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:24 pm

Maverick wrote:
LondonJonnyO wrote:
Maverick wrote:Whats a good way to get lipstick off your collar

Let the wife deal with it

That was the plan LJ then I realised she'd recognise the shade her mum and sister wear Yahoo


badum tschhh!!!

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Post by drive4show Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:39 pm

Maverick wrote:
LondonJonnyO wrote:
Maverick wrote:Whats a good way to get lipstick off your collar

Let the wife deal with it

That was the plan LJ then I realised she'd recognise the shade her mum and sister wear Yahoo

Sick!

But I like your style Wink

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Post by Maverick Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:49 pm

You say sick, I say just tasting the goods to ensure I picked the right one randy

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Post by Davie Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:50 pm

should that say "testing" or did you really mean "tasting" Shocked

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Post by Maverick Wed 01 Jun 2011, 3:52 pm

Davie wrote:should that say "testing" or did you really mean "tasting" Shocked

Definately a tastse test involved Erm

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Post by LondonJonnyO Wed 01 Jun 2011, 4:44 pm

Maverick wrote:
Davie wrote:should that say "testing" or did you really mean "tasting" Shocked

Definately a tastse test involved Erm

A blind taste test? With your usual offering and brand X?
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Post by Maverick Wed 01 Jun 2011, 4:47 pm

LondonJonnyO wrote:
Maverick wrote:
Davie wrote:should that say "testing" or did you really mean "tasting" Shocked

Definately a tastse test involved Erm

A blind taste test? With your usual offering and brand X?

The only blindfolds involved LJ were the mother and sister! Brand XXX was used

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Post by LondonJonnyO Wed 01 Jun 2011, 4:50 pm

All this is actually reminding me of the time a mate of mine had the oppotunity to have a go at the mother of a girl he had played around with.... He bottled it though.

hmmm... perhaps that would have been better on Robbos Bottler thread.
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Post by Noshankingtonite Wed 01 Jun 2011, 5:30 pm

MustPuttBetter wrote:LJ were you the Babushka Lady?

No but he does have a thang for brunettes and a bird in the hand is worth one in Kate Bush heart
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Post by LondonJonnyO Wed 01 Jun 2011, 5:32 pm

Noshankingtonite wrote:
MustPuttBetter wrote:LJ were you the Babushka Lady?

No but he does have a thang for brunettes and a bird in the hand is worth one in Kate Bush heart

I also have a thong for Brunettes if there are any lying around spare. randy
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Post by Noshankingtonite Wed 01 Jun 2011, 5:32 pm

Maverick wrote:
Noshankingtonite wrote:Does my @rse look big in these signature IJP troosers?

No but you look like a giant c0ck

Almost right... I just have a giant c0ck Whistle
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Post by oldshanker Wed 01 Jun 2011, 6:27 pm

I wish to complain, in the strongest terms possible, about every single comment so far on this thread!!

They all, every single one of them, have....................


subliminal golfing messages and consequently are pure filth. :run2:

:run1: Er Mav - any spare female relations down there?
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Post by JAS Wed 01 Jun 2011, 7:00 pm

At what point does the age gap between sexual partners become.."That's just wrong!!"??

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Post by Doon the Water Wed 01 Jun 2011, 7:12 pm

Last week I nearly ran over a red squirrel and a lamb in the space of 100yards.

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Post by JAS Wed 01 Jun 2011, 7:37 pm

I was once a passenger in a car that hit a deer. The driver wouldn't let me put the dead beast in his boot. When I got home I drove back out & got it. Butchered it myself and lived on venison for about a month.

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Post by Doon the Water Wed 01 Jun 2011, 8:10 pm

I see Kate Humble is discussing Beavers tonight on Springwatch. Should be interesting.


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Post by Noshankingtonite Wed 01 Jun 2011, 10:26 pm

JAS wrote:At what point does the age gap between sexual partners become.."That's just wrong!!"??

It's all good as long as you are discreet. I dated an oldie recently (own teeth and own hair) just make sure you are only seen with em after dark and there is an upside; they don't swell, tell and are grateful as hell - ohh and the fryup isn't too shabby the next morning either randy Doh 🤦 egg
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Post by Maverick Thu 02 Jun 2011, 6:23 am

oldshanker wrote:I wish to complain, in the strongest terms possible, about every single comment so far on this thread!!

They all, every single one of them, have....................


subliminal golfing messages and consequently are pure filth. :run2:

:run1: Er Mav - any spare female relations down there?

i'm sure there's a couple of spares, a cousin, an aunt and a niece(legal age of course) i'll pass them over once im done

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Post by JAS Thu 02 Jun 2011, 8:48 am

My recent encounter was the other end of the scale noshanking, the restaurant thought I was her dad Wink

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Post by JAS Thu 02 Jun 2011, 9:24 am

How horrible is splashback?? You sit down for a solid but urgent number 2 and forget the splash suppressing wee bundle of bog roll and SPLOSH!!! Wet bum!! I hate it Sad

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Post by Noshankingtonite Thu 02 Jun 2011, 11:11 am

JAS wrote:My recent encounter was the other end of the scale noshanking, the restaurant thought I was her dad Wink

JAS: I had a rebound relationship a few years ago a bit like that. She was a good 18 years younger, tall, leggy, gobby Essex brunette (I wonder if LJ knows randy her). I nicknamed her 'ding dong' cos she had peircings in interesting places..... Whistle
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