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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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Thanks.
Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.
Thanks.
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Thanks I feel a part of the family now providing that everyone agrees that Sean is adopted.
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Also apt given his 2" long, 5 second fuse. LRowley wrote:Is Suicide Bummer offensive?
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DAVE667 wrote:Also apt given his 2" long, 5 second fuse. LRowley wrote:Is Suicide Bummer offensive?
If you hadn't bitten the other 8 inches off it would be a 25 second fuse.
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Not looking forward to the rest of the rugby world cup if last night was anything to go by.
John Inverdale to start with, then 40-50 minutes of Galtova complaining how boring it is, then 10 minutes of Jack the beardy f*ckface Whitehall trying to be funny with England has-beens, then another 40-50 minutes of Galtova complaining it's boring and poking me in the face and chest, all rounded off by John f*cking Inverdale.
The only highlight was going onto the rugby forum to read the continual whining and arguing about irrelevant moments and decisions and non-incidents.
John Inverdale to start with, then 40-50 minutes of Galtova complaining how boring it is, then 10 minutes of Jack the beardy f*ckface Whitehall trying to be funny with England has-beens, then another 40-50 minutes of Galtova complaining it's boring and poking me in the face and chest, all rounded off by John f*cking Inverdale.
The only highlight was going onto the rugby forum to read the continual whining and arguing about irrelevant moments and decisions and non-incidents.
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John inverdale has a potty mouth in real life
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I'd quite like to bum the European solheim cup team
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There must be an available pun about getting it into the hole or about how they could form a 9-hole course themselves but I'm no Julius H Marx when it comes to such things.
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They could albatoss me off any day of the week.
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Galted wrote:There must be an available pun about getting it into the hole or about how they could form a 9-hole course themselves but I'm no Julius H Marx when it comes to such things.
I'm sure you'll find a good golf pun Galted - just keep chipping away.
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Thanks for the support, Julius, but I'm still a fairway from my first good golf pun.
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What the fist?
Where is everyone?
Where is everyone?
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I was thinking the same but didn't want to be fist.
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Don't blame you sean. Being fist carries with it it's own unique pressure.
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Sean is cripplingly aware of the pressures of early morning fistings
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He's also acutely aware, just like Cameron, of what it feels like to put his Hampton in a ham.
P.S. on a more serious note - sorry to hear about your mum Dave.
P.S. on a more serious note - sorry to hear about your mum Dave.
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superflyweight wrote:He's also acutely aware, just like Cameron, of what it feels like to put his Hampton in a ham.
My hampton remains of little use after friday. Had a sniff with a blonde piece who was alright. She approached me at the bar and after a bit of small talk informed me that she had had a sh!t weekend. I said it is only friday? She replied her husband of 11 years had died last year and she had just found out that her new partner had been cheating since the start. Said my goodbyes after that. Also spoke to an ex work colleague who moaned about her bloke for 20 minutes. All in all it was not a night to convince me that women are not mental.
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seanmichaels wrote:superflyweight wrote:He's also acutely aware, just like Cameron, of what it feels like to put his Hampton in a ham.
My hampton remains of little use after friday. Had a sniff with a blonde piece who was alright. She approached me at the bar and after a bit of small talk informed me that she had had a sh!t weekend. I said it is only friday? She replied her husband of 11 years had died last year and she had just found out that her new partner had been cheating since the start. Said my goodbyes after that. Also spoke to an ex work colleague who moaned about her bloke for 20 minutes. All in all it was not a night to convince me that women are not mental.
You let that one go? That had pity f*ck written all over it. Not to mention her self esteem would be at an all time low so she probably would've let you call her 'Jeff' and not questioned it.
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You let that one go? That had pity f*ck written all over it. Not to mention her self esteem would be at an all time low so she probably would've let you call her 'Jeff' and not questioned it.
She ticked every box, tallish, blonde, sizeable artillery. There was just something worryingly psychotic about her.
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It wouldn't surprise me if she did her husband in.
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Morning all, if it makes you feel any better Sean, I got some this weekend.
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Rowley wrote:Morning all, if it makes you feel any better Sean, I got some this weekend.
I had a terrific ham shank.
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I had one of them as well Super. Quality weekend all round.
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Sounds like Sean was a Shoe in for some action.
Surprised you didnt go for it. Sleeping next to someone who might stab you must be similar to sleeping next to those Hobos in the local park?
Surprised you didnt go for it. Sleeping next to someone who might stab you must be similar to sleeping next to those Hobos in the local park?
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Are we talking food or a good old Jodrell?
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seanmichaels wrote:Alistair wrote:
You let that one go? That had pity f*ck written all over it. Not to mention her self esteem would be at an all time low so she probably would've let you call her 'Jeff' and not questioned it.
She ticked every box, tallish, blonde, sizeable artillery. There was just something worryingly psychotic about her.
I had you down as a risk taker, sean!
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Alistair wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Alistair wrote:
You let that one go? That had pity f*ck written all over it. Not to mention her self esteem would be at an all time low so she probably would've let you call her 'Jeff' and not questioned it.
She ticked every box, tallish, blonde, sizeable artillery. There was just something worryingly psychotic about her.
I had you down as a risk taker, sean!
As Richard Ashcroft would say, I've been on the shelf too long. No form or match practice.
House warming party at mates this weekend and his bird wants to set me up with her work colleague. Her vitals look healthy but he warned me that she has mental issues.
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seanmichaels wrote: Her vitals look healthy
How is this man still single? Baffling, truly baffling.
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seanmichaels wrote:Alistair wrote:seanmichaels wrote:Alistair wrote:
You let that one go? That had pity f*ck written all over it. Not to mention her self esteem would be at an all time low so she probably would've let you call her 'Jeff' and not questioned it.
She ticked every box, tallish, blonde, sizeable artillery. There was just something worryingly psychotic about her.
I had you down as a risk taker, sean!
As Richard Ashcroft would say, I've been on the shelf too long. No form or match practice.
House warming party at mates this weekend and his bird wants to set me up with her work colleague. Her vitals look healthy but he warned me that she has mental issues.
I think you need to go for this one, sean. Take a risk. Bareback, call her Jeff and say her sister was louder. You need to get back in the game.
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Yeah sean, just dive in. Forget about the John Cassavetes method I suggested last week.
If her name's Robin Finch... I always find a pocket of bird seed goes a long way.
If her name's Robin Finch... I always find a pocket of bird seed goes a long way.
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Would Clarice Starling do?The Loaded Dog wrote:Yeah sean, just dive in. Forget about the John Cassavetes method I suggested last week.
If her name's Robin Finch... I always find a pocket of bird seed goes a long way.
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Rowley wrote:seanmichaels wrote: Her vitals look healthy
How is this man still single? Baffling, truly baffling.
Just because you got some at the weekend. No need to be condescending.
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Rowley wrote:seanmichaels wrote: Her vitals look healthy
How is this man still single? Baffling, truly baffling.
I had no idea he was a Doctor.
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I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.
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Only one doctor around these partsAlistair wrote:Rowley wrote:seanmichaels wrote: Her vitals look healthy
How is this man still single? Baffling, truly baffling.
I had no idea he was a Doctor.
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Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.
I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.
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seanmichaels wrote:Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.
I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.
I can't help but imagine you as Rik from The Young Ones, being almost genuine, then sniggering 'Helped her get herself off'.
You should take Rowley's advice, sean. He got some this weekend.
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Reckon my ex is getting some as well. Doesn't make her a sage.
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If it helps put your mind at rest, she definitely is getting some
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