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Post by Guest Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:49 am

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seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.
She wanted to get into a taxi though

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 1:39 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:TSMR had that strange look on her face of being both impressed and embarrassed that I am such a geek. As a man who has previously got a Sibelius answer on University Challenge I am sure you know the look only too well.

Sibelius was a good one, only surpassed by the reaction to me knowing the difference between the paintings of Pieter Breguel the Elder, Pieter Breugel Jnr and Bosch.  

So you knew the difference between a couple of poncy painters and a power tool.

Big f*cking deal.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Sep 2015, 1:40 pm

Rowley wrote:TSMR had that strange look on her face of being both impressed and embarrassed.

Has she been moonlighting with Jules as well? Obviously still plenty of lead in the old pencil.

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Post by Rowley Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:13 pm

Classic Michaelsing. To quote Carly Simon, nobody does it better.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:18 pm

The Spy Who Loved Me (in a special boarding school way)

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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:19 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:TSMR had that strange look on her face of being both impressed and embarrassed that I am such a geek. As a man who has previously got a Sibelius answer on University Challenge I am sure you know the look only too well.

Sibelius was a good one, only surpassed by the reaction to me knowing the difference between the paintings of Pieter Breguel the Elder, Pieter Breugel Jnr and Bosch.  

So you knew the difference between a couple of poncy painters and a power tool.

Big f*cking deal.

Hush, the big boys are talking!

Saw an article on Twitter last night about giant house spiders marauding their way across the UK.  Lots of videos and pictures of reasonably sized harmless spiders accompanied the article - not one of them would survive being stamped on by a hi-tec.

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Post by Rowley Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:21 pm

Your impressive and unashamed knowledge of the world of Bond really does your standing in the table no harm Rick. You've even read the books, which means a lot to me.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:22 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:TSMR had that strange look on her face of being both impressed and embarrassed that I am such a geek. As a man who has previously got a Sibelius answer on University Challenge I am sure you know the look only too well.

Sibelius was a good one, only surpassed by the reaction to me knowing the difference between the paintings of Pieter Breguel the Elder, Pieter Breugel Jnr and Bosch.  

So you knew the difference between a couple of poncy painters and a power tool.

Big f*cking deal.

Hush, the big boys are talking!

Saw an article on Twitter last night about giant house spiders marauding their way across the UK.  Lots of videos and pictures of reasonably sized harmless spiders accompanied the article - not one of them would survive being stamped on by a hi-tec.

I know. It is ridiculous.

The Daily Mail get a stiffy every time somebody gets bitten by a false widow. You'd think someone had actually lost a limb or something.

Have you been re-visited by any angry centipedes after you destroyed their home?

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:22 pm

Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

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Post by Rowley Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:25 pm

I think she is suggesting that most people would not wear a herringbone stitch item of clothing with a houndstooth item at the same time, which seems reasonable enough. Take it as a compliment Sean that she thinks you carry it off.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

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Post by Galted Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:27 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

It means she wants her flaps kicked the f*ck in for speaking out of turn.
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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:28 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:TSMR had that strange look on her face of being both impressed and embarrassed that I am such a geek. As a man who has previously got a Sibelius answer on University Challenge I am sure you know the look only too well.

Sibelius was a good one, only surpassed by the reaction to me knowing the difference between the paintings of Pieter Breguel the Elder, Pieter Breugel Jnr and Bosch.  

So you knew the difference between a couple of poncy painters and a power tool.

Big f*cking deal.

Hush, the big boys are talking!

Saw an article on Twitter last night about giant house spiders marauding their way across the UK.  Lots of videos and pictures of reasonably sized harmless spiders accompanied the article - not one of them would survive being stamped on by a hi-tec.

I know.  It is ridiculous.  

The Daily Mail get a stiffy every time somebody gets bitten by a false widow.  You'd think someone had actually lost a limb or something.

Have you been re-visited by any angry centipedes after you destroyed their home?

No, I was digging about again in that area on Saturday but only uncovered some decent sized snails. I think the centipedes may be re-fortifying their position having learned that a lot of legs and some tiny pincers are no match for a knackered Scotsman with a spade.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:31 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:TSMR had that strange look on her face of being both impressed and embarrassed that I am such a geek. As a man who has previously got a Sibelius answer on University Challenge I am sure you know the look only too well.

Sibelius was a good one, only surpassed by the reaction to me knowing the difference between the paintings of Pieter Breguel the Elder, Pieter Breugel Jnr and Bosch.  

So you knew the difference between a couple of poncy painters and a power tool.

Big f*cking deal.

Hush, the big boys are talking!

Saw an article on Twitter last night about giant house spiders marauding their way across the UK.  Lots of videos and pictures of reasonably sized harmless spiders accompanied the article - not one of them would survive being stamped on by a hi-tec.

I know.  It is ridiculous.  

The Daily Mail get a stiffy every time somebody gets bitten by a false widow.  You'd think someone had actually lost a limb or something.

Have you been re-visited by any angry centipedes after you destroyed their home?

No, I was digging about again in that area on Saturday but only uncovered some decent sized snails.  I think the centipedes may be re-fortifying their position having learned that a lot of legs and some tiny pincers are no match for a knackered Scotsman with a spade.  

Their pincers are called forcipules.

Just in case it ever comes up on University challenge.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:33 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

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Post by Rowley Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:35 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

She likes jewellery?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:35 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

Rugmuncher.

Move on.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:36 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

It means she like to finger but not fist. Better luck next time sean

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:37 pm

Tino wrote:Rugmuncher.

Move on.

Hoof her right in the front bum

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:37 pm

This one is quite nice though. Looks like a miserable cnut 90% of the time, but has a lovely smile when she cracks.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:38 pm

Tino if you're still obsessed with arthropods you could do worse than head to dunstable downs and follow the paths taking care to keep an eye out for strange but harmless insects.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:39 pm

Dresses well as well. Conservative bohemian-ish but shows a bit of leg now and again.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:39 pm

seanmichaels wrote:This one is quite nice though. Looks like a miserable cnut 90% of the time, but has a lovely smile when she cracks.

Wait for her mental breakdown then you might be in with a shot if she isn't a discerning crackpot.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:41 pm

I destroyed many a spider on saturday. Extendable hedge trimmer ploughing through their feeble webs.

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Post by Alistair Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:41 pm

seanmichaels wrote:This one is quite nice though. Looks like a miserable cnut 90% of the time, but has a lovely smile when she cracks.

She could be stroking, call 999.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:42 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino if you're still obsessed with arthropods you could do worse than head to dunstable downs and follow the paths taking care to keep an eye out for strange but harmless insects.

The Dunstable downs are nice.  I have a mate who lives in Barton.  I've driven through them occasionally to see him.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:42 pm

Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:This one is quite nice though. Looks like a miserable cnut 90% of the time, but has a lovely smile when she cracks.

She could be stroking, call 999.

laughing Callous

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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:47 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

She's BA Baracus.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:47 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

She's BA Baracus.

Racist.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:48 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

She's BA Baracus.

In that she pities the fool?

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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:50 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

She's BA Baracus.

Racist.

Is he black? I'd never noticed.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:52 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

She's BA Baracus.

That would be great. I could just give her a burger laced with chlorophorm and bum her without her knowledge.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 22 Sep 2015, 2:58 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

She's BA Baracus.

Racist.

Is he black?  I'd never noticed.  

l*l

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

She's BA Baracus.

That would be great. I could just give her a burger laced with chlorophorm and bum her without her knowledge.

If it ain't broke don't fix it

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:17 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-34324966

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:19 pm

Get off me carbie ya flaming drongo.

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Post by superflyweight Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:27 pm

Aww look mate, it was just a little 'un, but I couldn't get past her to get me tucker bag.

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Post by Hibbz Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:47 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

You've been riding a c0ckhorse to Banbury Cross?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:49 pm

Hibbz. You're back!

Do you want a badge? It appears any old C*ckwomble gets them these days.

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Post by Hibbz Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:55 pm

Is that just a clever way of calling me an old C*ckwomble?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:56 pm

Hibbz wrote:Is that just a clever way of calling me an old C*ckwomble?

No, I would just call you an old C*ckwomble if that was the case.

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Post by Hibbz Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:57 pm

In that case I would love a badge please.

So long as it doesn't say old C*ckwomble.

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:58 pm

Hibbz wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Need a bit of advice. I've just been complimented (I think) by a lady. She said she likes my quirky use of herringbone and houndstooth. WTF does that mean?

Was it the same lady that looked at your knob as you passed on the stairs?

I forgot about that.

More advice, ring on middle finger of right hand and pointing finger of left. What does that mean?

You've been riding a c0ckhorse to Banbury Cross?

Can people stop confusing me today. I have a lot on my plate without having to decipher riddles.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 3:59 pm

Hibbz wrote:In that case I would love a badge please.

So long as it doesn't say old C*ckwomble.

I'll have a word with Sausage Fingers Adam.

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Post by Hibbz Tue 22 Sep 2015, 4:03 pm

A box without hinges, key or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 22 Sep 2015, 4:10 pm

l*l.

I bloody love Adam.

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Post by Hibbz Tue 22 Sep 2015, 4:11 pm

What on earth are those things either side of your spelling mistake Adam?

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Post by Hibbz Tue 22 Sep 2015, 4:13 pm

I've a feeling I'm missing an apostrophe as well.

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Post by Adam D Tue 22 Sep 2015, 4:14 pm

They will be handcuffs, alluding to the byatch status

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Post by Hibbz Tue 22 Sep 2015, 4:19 pm

They look more like the start of a drawing Rolf Harris would produce of Tweetie Pie during Cartoon and Molesting Time.

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Post by Hibbz Tue 22 Sep 2015, 4:21 pm

All the same, thank you for the badge.

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