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Post by Rowley Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:58 am

First topic message reminder :

Sean is a bummer.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:39 am

Hit us up with some festive poetry Jules!

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:41 am

December Will Be Tragic…Again

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Like the ones that everybody knows
But I might as well keep dreaming
Because at Christmas it never actually snows

And Santa baby, if all those presents
Are delivered from your sack
Then why does it take me nine months
To pay all the credit back?

When the shops are crammed with shoppers
And tempers start to fray
As far as I’m concerned, Roy Wood
Thank God it isn’t Christmas every day

Stop the cavalry, stop the show
Stop the whole damn thing
Most of all please, please…please, please, please stop
Shakin’ Stevens from starting to sing

Now I’m driving home for Christmas
In a queue that twelve miles long
And I’ll murder Noddy Holder
If I hear another Christmas song

So Happy Xmas (War is Over)
At least until next year
It won’t take more than seven days
To lose that Christmas cheer

Now Yuletide’s nearly finished
And frankly, so’s this rhyme
Suffice to say we’re simply having
A miserable Christmas-time

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:45 am

L*l out loud, excellent work Jules

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Post by Alistair Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:50 am

Superb!

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:52 am

That a good one Jules.
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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:57 am

Bravo

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Post by Guest Wed 16 Dec 2015, 12:20 pm

Excellent...although I'd have shoehorned in some swearing and dead prostitutes.

Oh, afternoon all. Been to the tattooists before work this morning, just got in but thankfully only doing half a day.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 16 Dec 2015, 12:56 pm

What ink have you recieved? Or was it just a dolphin on the ankle?

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Post by Rowley Wed 16 Dec 2015, 1:20 pm

Teardrop just under the eye.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 16 Dec 2015, 1:25 pm

Three stars on the neck...

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 1:26 pm

How much would a tatoo the size of a beer mat cost?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Dec 2015, 1:27 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Three stars on the neck...

SLAYER in massive font down the length of his old chap?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 16 Dec 2015, 1:28 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Three stars on the neck...

SLAYER in massive font down the length of his old chap?

Life size HARRY STYLES face on his chest

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 1:32 pm

WHITESNAKE on his c0ck

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Wed 16 Dec 2015, 1:33 pm

I got my first tattoo on Monday. My arm feels like, I can't think of anything, so it hurts. Got Bowie's big mug on my arm now

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 1:34 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I got my first tattoo on Monday. My arm feels like, I can't think of anything, so it hurts. Got Bowie's big mug on my arm now

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Post by Adam D Wed 16 Dec 2015, 1:36 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I got my first tattoo on Monday. My arm feels like, I can't think of anything, so it hurts. Got Bowie's big mug on my arm now

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Post by Guest Wed 16 Dec 2015, 1:40 pm

If there's a band called "." then maybe I could fit it on as long as they used a very fine needle.

I got a large back piece a decade ago and as time's gone on and tattooing has improved, I've decided to get it revamped.

It's now a picture of Princess Diana being beaten to death with small African children whilst her own two sons force blind crippled orphans to play hopscotch on a landmine strewn field and Prince Charles buggers the corpse of his mother with the recently amputated arm of Prince Phillip and in Gothic script the words, The Boys are back in Town!"

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Wed 16 Dec 2015, 2:11 pm

Right Bowie pic, Adam, but I prefer the more tankard like mug

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 16 Dec 2015, 2:12 pm

DAVE wrote:It's now a picture of Princess Diana being beaten to death with small African children whilst her own two sons force blind crippled orphans to play hopscotch on a landmine strewn field and Prince Charles buggers the corpse of his mother with the recently amputated arm of Prince Phillip and in Gothic script the words, The Boys are back in Town!"

Classy mate...

What do you get if you cross The Queen and Prince Phillip?

Killed in a French tunnel....

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Dec 2015, 2:20 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:It's now a picture of Princess Diana being beaten to death with small African children whilst her own two sons force blind crippled orphans to play hopscotch on a landmine strewn field and Prince Charles buggers the corpse of his mother with the recently amputated arm of Prince Phillip and in Gothic script the words, The Boys are back in Town!"

Classy mate...

What do you get if you cross The Queen and Prince Phillip?

Killed in a French tunnel....

l*l

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 2:34 pm

On June 3rd the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations are set to climax with over 1000 boats sailing up the River Thames.

That`s the most seamen for an 85 year old grandmother since Wayne Rooney went for a massage.


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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 2:39 pm

What is the similarity between Ayrton Senna and Freddie Mercury?

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Post by Adam D Wed 16 Dec 2015, 2:52 pm

skidmarks on the helmet

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:02 pm

What's white and jumps up and down?

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:15 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What's white and jumps up and down?

Dunno?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:16 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What's white and jumps up and down?

Dunno?

Come Dancing.

drumroll

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:20 pm

minging.

where did you go for lunch?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:30 pm

seanmichaels wrote:minging.

where did you go for lunch?

For the sake of f*ck, Sean. I'm going tomorrow. Pay attention man.

I won't be coming back to the office either. I'm out of here at 11:15. Quick dash over to Liverpool St and then out for some food and gallons of drink. All on his bill as well. I am going to get w*nkered. I intend to fall asleep on the train home, miss my stop and have to get a taxi to my house. Then I will attempt to seduce Mrs Windows by groping and pressing myself against her as I breathe Scotch all over her.

She will tell me to f*ck off. I will fall asleep and come to work on Friday feeling like sh*t.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:36 pm

That is my kind of day. Although I wouldn't really want to do it with my older brother. He is a bit of a class a man and doesn't really like his drink. He is also probably still in a mood after having to leave a club to search the streets of clapham for me. Still don't know how I got lost between 2 venues 50 metres apart.

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Post by superflyweight Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:48 pm

seanmichaels wrote:That is my kind of day. Although I wouldn't really want to do it with my older brother. He is a bit of a class a man and doesn't really like his drink. He is also probably still in a mood after having to leave a club to search the streets of clapham for me. Still don't know how I got lost between 2 venues 50 metres apart.

You've changed!

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Post by Guest Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:51 pm

seanmichaels wrote:That is my kind of day. Although I wouldn't really want to do it with my older brother. He is a bit of a class a man and doesn't really like his drink. He is also probably still in a mood after having to leave a club to search the streets of clapham for me. Still don't know how I got lost between 2 venues 50 metres apart.

Probably got distracted seduced by a tramp offering to nosh people off for 20p

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:51 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:That is my kind of day. Although I wouldn't really want to do it with my older brother. He is a bit of a class a man and doesn't really like his drink. He is also probably still in a mood after having to leave a club to search the streets of clapham for me. Still don't know how I got lost between 2 venues 50 metres apart.

Probably got distracted seduced by Galted offering to nosh people off for 20p

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Post by Guest Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:53 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:minging.

where did you go for lunch?

For the sake of f*ck, Sean.  I'm going tomorrow.  Pay attention man.

I won't be coming back to the office either.  I'm out of here at 11:15.  Quick dash over to Liverpool St and then out for some food and gallons of drink.  All on his bill as well.  I am going to get w*nkered.  I intend to fall asleep on the train home, miss my stop and have to get a taxi to my house.  Then I will attempt to seduce Mrs Windows by groping and pressing myself against her as I breathe Scotch all over her.  

She will tell me to f*ck off.  I will fall asleep and come to work on Friday feeling like sh*t.
Do you want me to have a word?

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:53 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:That is my kind of day. Although I wouldn't really want to do it with my older brother. He is a bit of a class a man and doesn't really like his drink. He is also probably still in a mood after having to leave a club to search the streets of clapham for me. Still don't know how I got lost between 2 venues 50 metres apart.

You've changed!

Come on.

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:53 pm

There's a load of annoying college kids on my train to London. I think one of them just said "im pretty sure racism is dead."

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:54 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:minging.

where did you go for lunch?

For the sake of f*ck, Sean.  I'm going tomorrow.  Pay attention man.

I won't be coming back to the office either.  I'm out of here at 11:15.  Quick dash over to Liverpool St and then out for some food and gallons of drink.  All on his bill as well.  I am going to get w*nkered.  I intend to fall asleep on the train home, miss my stop and have to get a taxi to my house.  Then I will attempt to seduce Mrs Windows by groping and pressing myself against her as I breathe Scotch all over her.  

She will tell me to f*ck off.  I will fall asleep and come to work on Friday feeling like sh*t.
Do you want me to have a word?

If it helps me get some, Serial, then please do.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:55 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:There's a load of annoying college kids on my train to London. I think one of them just said "im pretty sure racism is dead."

Did he mean Ray Cisem? One of their mates, perhaps?

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 3:58 pm

I was once at a wedding and about 10 of us hired a house. My bro had a room with his then missus and for some reason we climbed into the room through the window aorund 2 in the morning. Anyway I don't know why (he is a bit rugger) but my mate bundled me on top of them in a non-gay football style pile up. I am still haunted by the words 'michaels, your brother is inside me'.

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 16 Dec 2015, 4:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I was once at a wedding and about 10 of us hired a house. My bro had a room with his then missus and for some reason we climbed into the room through the window aorund 2 in the morning. Anyway I don't know why (he is a bit rugger) but my mate bundled me on top of them in a non-gay football style pile up. I am still haunted by the words 'michaels, your brother is inside me'.

Did the fact that she was his missus not twig you to the fact that he was cheating on you?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Dec 2015, 4:03 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was once at a wedding and about 10 of us hired a house. My bro had a room with his then missus and for some reason we climbed into the room through the window aorund 2 in the morning. Anyway I don't know why (he is a bit rugger) but my mate bundled me on top of them in a non-gay football style pile up. I am still haunted by the words 'michaels, your brother is inside me'.

Did the fact that she was his missus not twig you to the fact that he was cheating on you?

By the way Shah, don't for one minute think I missed your Libertines comment the other day. You f*cking infidel.

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 16 Dec 2015, 4:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was once at a wedding and about 10 of us hired a house. My bro had a room with his then missus and for some reason we climbed into the room through the window aorund 2 in the morning. Anyway I don't know why (he is a bit rugger) but my mate bundled me on top of them in a non-gay football style pile up. I am still haunted by the words 'michaels, your brother is inside me'.

Did the fact that she was his missus not twig you to the fact that he was cheating on you?

By the way Shah, don't for one minute think I missed your Libertines comment the other day.  You f*cking infidel.  

I didn't even say that to wind you up. I genuinely don't get whats good about their stuff.

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 16 Dec 2015, 4:06 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:That is my kind of day. Although I wouldn't really want to do it with my older brother. He is a bit of a class a man and doesn't really like his drink. He is also probably still in a mood after having to leave a club to search the streets of clapham for me. Still don't know how I got lost between 2 venues 50 metres apart.

You've changed!

That deserved a lot more appreciation

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 16 Dec 2015, 4:07 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was once at a wedding and about 10 of us hired a house. My bro had a room with his then missus and for some reason we climbed into the room through the window aorund 2 in the morning. Anyway I don't know why (he is a bit rugger) but my mate bundled me on top of them in a non-gay football style pile up. I am still haunted by the words 'michaels, your brother is inside me'.

Did the fact that she was his missus not twig you to the fact that he was cheating on you?

By the way Shah, don't for one minute think I missed your Libertines comment the other day.  You f*cking infidel.  

I didn't even say that to wind you up. I genuinely don't get whats good about their stuff.

Their debut album is outstanding. Less said about some of the later stuff, the better.

Just be careful. That is all I am saying. I will send Galted and Wingrove round to f*ck your shizzle up.

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 16 Dec 2015, 4:12 pm

I'll listen to their debut album again but most of their stuff I listened to was a shower of sh*t

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 16 Dec 2015, 5:58 pm

Pointless answer for jackpot was who did Joe calzaghe beat - mikkel Kessler!

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 17 Dec 2015, 6:46 am

FIST BITCHES

Morning Rick the Spic

Quiet morning. Feeling a bit livelier today mostly because i'm off tomorrow. How the devil are you?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 17 Dec 2015, 6:48 am

Morning Shah mucker.

I am pretty good today and looking forward to the weekend, should be back to the motherland this weekend.

You doing anything tomorrow?

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 17 Dec 2015, 7:11 am

Need the rest more than anything else and maybe get mashed if possible plus whipsnade emptied me bank last week. Need your advice as a lawyer my friend, is it cheaper to kill your wife or divorce her?

The motherland?!

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 17 Dec 2015, 7:14 am

Kill, without a doubt mate, I will work with SERIAL to come up with something foolproof for you, we can use this site to provide an alibi...

Back over to Cheshire to see some friends and the old man so should be fun, plus present swapping

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