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Post by seanmichaels Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:37 am

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:00 pm

Laugh

Adele's punani.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:01 pm

Fires my blood like nothing else that woman.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:12 pm

It would be like headbutting a lilo

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:14 pm

seanmichaels wrote:It would be like headbutting a lilo
Yes but better than getting wheelbarrowed with your head in a toilet though I'm sure you'd disagree.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:22 pm

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seanmichaels wrote:It would be like headbutting a lilo
Yes but better than getting wheelbarrowed with your head in a toilet though I'm sure you'd disagree.

In a nice way, if it was tidy and well kept I expect her minge to be perfectly balanced.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:31 pm

Sean talking about minge as if he knows what he's talking about. Bit like tophat talking about poverty.


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:35 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Bit like tophat talking about poverty.

Or minge. He almost certainly pays for his.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 2:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Bit like tophat talking about poverty.

Or minge.  He almost certainly pays for his.

The pimp must be wondering why he gets it back ironed.

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Post by Guest Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:01 pm

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:06 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Sean talking about minge as if he knows what he's talking about. Bit like tophat talking about poverty.


You have a point. Is there anything that has changed in the last 18 months? Any new trends I should be aware of?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:11 pm

You haven't had a sex in 18 months? You only broke up with your bird a couple months back!

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:15 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:You haven't had a sex in 18 months?

He hasn't had sex with a woman, Shah.

He didn't mention anything about buggery.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:19 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:You haven't had a sex in 18 months? You only broke up with your bird a couple months back!

She was recovering from a hip replacement for a while, then we were arguing, then I was in the spare room from July/August when she ended it. Moved out in October

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Post by Guest Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:20 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Sean talking about minge as if he knows what he's talking about. Bit like tophat talking about poverty.


You have a point. Is there anything that has changed in the last 18 months? Any new trends I should be aware of?
Yes, you should mention that you are an admirer of the musing of the noted philosopher Tyson Fury, then demand she allow you to eat red hot chips off her face whilst screaming that her CD collection contains nothing but radio friendly commercial bullsh!t

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:23 pm

I bet Adele would enjoy chip related sex.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:25 pm

That would make my life complete Sean.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:29 pm

She'd definitely be a large doner with extra mayo and chilli sauce girl. Eating it at the taxi rank.

I had a chicken kebab the other day, no sauce just a few chillis. God it was good.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:30 pm

I'd love to know how they marinate chicken kebabs. The recipes online never taste the same.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:32 pm

Top 5 Female Vocalist Kebab eaters:

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:35 pm

I'll ask mate. Ask for spicy donner or even better an afterburner burger which is just a chicken burger dipped in a bowl of chilli and slapped on the grill for a minute or so.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:37 pm

I decided not to eat processed meat along time ago. No doner for me.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:38 pm

Chicken kebabs are processed you nob. Unless you're thinking of chicken seekh kebabs.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:39 pm

Also Turkish doner isnt processed it's proper meat.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:43 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Chicken kebabs are processed you nob. Unless you're thinking of chicken seekh kebabs.

Yeah sheesh only for me. I suppose mince and sausages is processed to an extent.

I think I have seen those turkish ones. Are they still on a spit but much 'rougher'

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:47 pm

Yes it's just lamb or sheep meat stuck together with sheep fat. If you're into that then ask for a kebab roll with salad and mint sauce inside. Might be getting one of those tonight.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:48 pm

No the top one is chIcken doner and the lower lamb

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 3:50 pm

You should be looking at something that looks really wide at the top and thinner at the bottom.

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Post by Guest Fri 18 Dec 2015, 4:01 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:You should be looking at something that looks really wide at the top and thinner at the bottom.
So not Adele's punani then?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 4:03 pm

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ShahenshahG wrote:You should be looking at something that looks really wide at the top and thinner at the bottom.
So not Adele's punani then?

Exactly like that. Especially if she slips and my head gets stuck.

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Post by Guest Fri 18 Dec 2015, 4:20 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:You should be looking at something that looks really wide at the top and thinner at the bottom.
So not Adele's punani then?

Exactly like that. Especially if she slips and my head gets stuck.
It's unlikely mate. Someone said that her ex asked if there was any danger she'd get pregnant and Adele replied, "It's ok I've had the coil fitted". He took one look down there and said, "F*cking hell woman, you could have carpets fitted!!!"

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 18 Dec 2015, 4:22 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:You should be looking at something that looks really wide at the top and thinner at the bottom.
So not Adele's punani then?

Exactly like that. Especially if she slips and my head gets stuck.
It's unlikely mate. Someone said that her ex asked if there was any danger she'd get pregnant and Adele replied, "It's ok I've had the coil fitted". He took one look down there and said, "F*cking hell woman, you could have carpets fitted!!!"

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Toora loora Toora loo ra aye eeeee eeeee

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 21 Dec 2015, 6:45 am

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Post by Rowley Mon 21 Dec 2015, 7:40 am

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Morning Jazzy Jeff, All good t'hood?

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The mean streets of Rotherham are treating me sufficiently well. How much are iu working this week?

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:08 am

Just till thurs midday or afternoon. Right now it's feck all except the christmas party.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:14 am

Morning all.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:16 am

Morning Tinies.

How goes it?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:17 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tinies.

How goes it?

Wonderful, Shah.

How are you?

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Post by Guest Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:17 am

Morning chaps, the sun is reflecting off the bottom of the clouds here making the "sunrise" look particularly beautiful. The effect is only spoiled by the fact it looks out over Bradford.

Have realized that, outside of the team that got thrashed 10-2 by Real Madrid last night, there's a real possibility that Liverpool were the worst f*cking team to attempt to kick a ball at the weekend. Absolutely f*cking disgraceful performance which, given the way this season's going, means we'll probably murder Leicester on Boxing day.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:33 am

Similar here dave spectacular sunrise overlooking an industrial estate but not dimished in anyway. I am well Tino Christmas party in the office for kids today. Pray for my soul.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 21 Dec 2015, 8:33 am

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Mate runs his own recruitment business. He received this CV on Friday.....


PERSONAL PROFILE

I am a hardworking and reliable person, with the ability to communicate at all levels.  I enjoy achieving set targets and providing a professional service.  I am able to remain calm whilst working under pressure.


KEY SKILLS

• Effective communicator.
• I am good at working on my own initiative and as part of a team.
• I am flexible and willing to learn.
• I am well organised and able to plan and prioritise accordingly.

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

*********************

*********************


QUALIFICATIONS

• Full Car Driving Licence
• Basic English and Maths Skills

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS

I am a keen chess player and I enjoy reading books, both fiction and non-fiction.  I also enjoy swimming and walking.



Criminal Convictions

1990 Theft and Deception.
1995 Common Assault and Criminal Damage.
1998 Aggravated Burglary and Wounding With Intent.
2003 Possession of a Prohibited Weapon.
2005 Possession of an Offensive Weapon, Possession of False Documents and Mortgage Fraud.
2009 Armed Robbery.

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Post by compelling and rich Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:09 am

watford are a decent side this season, could have been worse could have been beaten by norwich at home!! Sad Sad

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:10 am

Plucky fella Laugh

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Post by compelling and rich Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:10 am

seanmichaels wrote:Mate runs his own recruitment business. He received this CV on Friday.....


PERSONAL PROFILE

I am a hardworking and reliable person, with the ability to communicate at all levels.  I enjoy achieving set targets and providing a professional service.  I am able to remain calm whilst working under pressure.


KEY SKILLS

• Effective communicator.
• I am good at working on my own initiative and as part of a team.
• I am flexible and willing to learn.
• I am well organised and able to plan and prioritise accordingly.

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

*********************

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QUALIFICATIONS

• Full Car Driving Licence
• Basic English and Maths Skills

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS

I am a keen chess player and I enjoy reading books, both fiction and non-fiction.  I also enjoy swimming and walking.



Criminal Convictions

1990 Theft and Deception.
1995 Common Assault and Criminal Damage.
1998 Aggravated Burglary and Wounding With Intent.
2003 Possession of a Prohibited Weapon.
2005 Possession of an Offensive Weapon, Possession of False Documents and Mortgage Fraud.
2009 Armed Robbery.

what a w%nker! cant believe he plays chess

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Post by Guest Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:16 am

Started watching "The Day" as recommended by Tina. Am halfway through and the levels of violence are disappointing to say the least. As Tina is my favourite (I don't if I've mentioned this but he is) I'll persevere, but it better get a hell of a lot better a hell of a lot quicker.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 21 Dec 2015, 9:17 am

Tino's idea of violence comes from children abusing him. So his ideas of violence are skewed.

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