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Post by seanmichaels 17.12.15 10:37

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 14:27

l*l

Fecking I play with my 2inch man sausage at work. I was supposed to be leaving in October and they are now insisting I am in over Christmas to provide cover. I'm doing them a favour by being here still. C*nts. I may walk. Or get serial to cut them up

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 14:29

I was going to edit the above but that bit of swear flitering is probably the best I have seen.

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Post by Guest 22.12.15 14:44

Sean, these people clearly don't care about anything other than themselves. I'll happily gut them like the pigs they are leaving their entrails scattered all over with the legend "This one's for Sean" in all it's gore encrusted, ensanguined majesty

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 15:05

They crumbled under pressure and common sense.

My senior manager is such a pu55y. Starts sweating and flaps like a mofo although in all fairness it was the middle manager causing the issue. Fat c**t.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 15:41

Michaelsed.

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 15:46

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Michaelsed.  

I am michaelsing a few at the moment.

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 15:47

Although I am quite pleased with the weightlifting one.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 15:47

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Michaelsed.  

I am michaelsing a few at the moment.

I've been in a meeting. But I'm back now.

What do you want to talk about?

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 15:49

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Michaelsed.  

I am michaelsing a few at the moment.

I've been in a meeting.  But I'm back now.

What do you want to talk about?

Ok, who does the Christmas cooking in the windows household and what will it be this year?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 15:57

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Michaelsed.  

I am michaelsing a few at the moment.

I've been in a meeting.  But I'm back now.

What do you want to talk about?

Ok, who does the Christmas cooking in the windows household and what will it be this year?

Mrs Windows will be cooking with some help (interference?) from my mother. Mrs Windows is a decent cook.

It will be the traditional turkey with all the trimmings. The one and only time this year I will eat turkey.

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 16:04

I tend to help my old dear when she's had too much wine. Usually around 9.30am. That's why she buys Turkey crowns and all the trimmings pre-prepped from M&S.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 16:04

seanmichaels wrote:I tend to help my old dear when she's had too much wine. Usually around 9.30am. That's why she buys Turkey crowns and all the trimmings pre-prepped from M&S.

What do you reckon Jeff is having?

Mutton chops?

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 16:10

Liver and Onions I expect.

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 16:11

Bread and Jam for afters. Butter as well if TSMR is feeling extravagant.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 16:13

seanmichaels wrote:Bread and Jam for afters. Butter as well if TSMR is feeling extravagant.

Couple of After Eights with his glass of Bells in the evening.

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Post by Guest 22.12.15 16:17

Unless there's a cat run over outside his house, he'll starve

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 16:27

Sardines on jacob's cream crackers served with white lighning to start.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 16:31

A bag of pork scratchings as a little amuse bouche?

Really pull out all the stops for Christmas.

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 16:33

Galted's Xmas Menu

Starter - Bloody Mary
Main - Borscht Served With Turnip Mash and Boiled Cabbage
Desert - Vodka Jelly served with Vodka ccoulis

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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 16:34

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:A bag of pork scratchings as a little amuse bouche?

Really pull out all the stops for Christmas.

Laugh

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Post by Alistair 22.12.15 16:37

Amuse bouche, love that.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 16:38

Julius's Christmas menu

Starter - Dolphin pate served in a Galapagos turtle shell
Main - Roasted swan with truffle oil and gold leaf
Dessert - Glass of Remy Matin Louis XIII cognac


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Post by seanmichaels 22.12.15 16:41

Serial's Christmas menu

Starter - Sharon
Main - Julie
Dessert - The apple that was in Julies mouth whilst roasting

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 16:42

seanmichaels wrote:Serial's Christmas menu

Starter - Sharon
Main - Julie
Dessert - The apple that was in Julies mouth whilst roasting

l*l

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 16:45

Unions Christmas meal

Starter – Dry digestive biscuit
Main - Microwave chicken korma meal for one (from the Asda)
Dessert – A 40,000 piece jigsaw of Grimsby train station

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Post by Guest 22.12.15 16:48

Sean's Xmas menu

Starter - Taurus in a saucer
Main - Taurus on a plate
Dessert - Taurus in a dish
Washed down with Taurus sucked from the front of his vest

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 16:54

Superfly’s Christmas menu

Starter – Deep fried tub of flora
Main – Deep fried haggis with a side dish of heroin
Dessert – Deep fried Mars bar

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 16:57

Loaded Dog’s Christmas menu

Starter – A snagga from the barbie mate.
Main – A snagga from the barbie mate. What a ripper.
Dessert – A snagga from the barbie mate. Bonza.



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Post by JuliusHMarx 22.12.15 17:00

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Julius's Christmas menu

Starter - Dolphin pate served in a Galapagos turtle shell
Main - Roasted swan with truffle oil and gold leaf
Dessert - Mrs Windows (via Skype video call)


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 22.12.15 17:01

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Julius's Christmas menu

Starter - Dolphin pate served in a Galapagos turtle shell
Main - Roasted swan with truffle oil and gold leaf
Dessert - Mrs Windows (via Skype video call)


I'd be w*nking in the background, Jules.

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Post by ShahenshahG 22.12.15 17:01

Sean's Christmas Menu

Starter: Fisting
Main: Willies
Dessert: A fistful of Willies

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Post by ShahenshahG 22.12.15 17:03

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Julius's Christmas menu

Starter - Dolphin pate served in a Galapagos turtle shell
Main - Roasted swan with truffle oil and gold leaf
Dessert - Mrs Windows (via Skype video call)


I'd be w*nking in the background, Jules.

So will he once he Caesar drumroll

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Post by JuliusHMarx 22.12.15 17:04

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Julius's Christmas menu

Starter - Dolphin pate served in a Galapagos turtle shell
Main - Roasted swan with truffle oil and gold leaf
Dessert - Mrs Windows (via Skype video call)


I'd be w*nking in the background, Jules.

That's put me right off my Christmas dinner.

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler 22.12.15 17:23

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Julius's Christmas menu

Starter - Dolphin pate served in a Galapagos turtle shell
Main - Roasted swan with truffle oil and gold leaf
Dessert - Glass of Remy Matin Louis XIII cognac


Not looking like a good year for me

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Post by ShahenshahG 22.12.15 17:28

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Julius's Christmas menu

Starter - Dolphin pate served in a Galapagos turtle shell
Main - Roasted swan with truffle oil and gold leaf
Dessert - Glass of Remy Matin Louis XIII cognac


Not looking like a good year for me

A worse one for Tino.

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Post by Galted 22.12.15 19:37

Whilst reading the Christmas menus I l*lled out loud, not once, but several times.  That led me to the realisation that, if I had to list all the times I've l*lled out loud all year, about half would be from the Culture Cup, a quarter from the angry Kiwi's tantrums and a quarter from the cat attacking Galtova.

Just goes to show what a pile of sh1t tv is at the moment, not even Dave is funny anymore (the channel, not the serial killer).  Not much of a surprise seeing as, when you turn on the tv, you're confronted with crap like Sue Perkins, Alan Davies, Sarah Millican, Russell Howard (in fact, the entire shower of sh1te that is Mock the Week), Greg Davis, Alan Carr and the f*cking princess of c*ntish antifunniness, Jack Whitehall.

That's all I have to say on that matter.
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Post by JuliusHMarx 22.12.15 21:33

Galted, surely you can find the odd Will Ferrell movie on TV to give you a laugh.

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Post by Rowley 22.12.15 21:38

I am pleased galted slagged off Russell Howard. That pleased me enormously.

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Post by Galted 22.12.15 23:27

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted, surely you can find the odd Will Ferrell movie on TV to give you a laugh.

If he died painfully on Christmas Day it would probably raise a chuckle or two.
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Post by Galted 22.12.15 23:28

Rowley wrote:I am pleased galted slagged off Russell Howard. That pleased me enormously.

In his defence he does have an exceptionally punchable face.
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Post by Galted 22.12.15 23:36

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Tino is a fine man to use the same cure as me, a very fine man, though still less impressive than Jeff.

You're a fine man as well, Galted.  I'm not comparing you to any other poster as I don't need the reference point.  You're just a fine man.


That Tino certainly is a fine, fine man. I do adore him so.
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Post by ShahenshahG 23.12.15 7:41

God Rest Ye Merry GentleRick
Let nothing you dismay
remember the saviour praised us
when we stoned a gay
To save us all from satan's power
when we were gone astray

O tidings of comfort and joy

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Post by Rowley 23.12.15 8:45

Morning Shah, Rick and any others who may grace the CC with their presence today. Bit early but my new year resolution is to be especially nice to Tina and get invited for the meal with him and his brother next year. He already considers me family so I think it could happen. Galted is already in the area so I am sure he can tag along as well.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 23.12.15 8:54

Rowley wrote:Morning Shah, Rick and any others who may grace the CC with their presence today. Bit early but my new year resolution is to be especially nice to Tina and get invited for the meal with him and his brother next year. He already considers me family so I think it could happen. Galted is already in the area so I am sure he can tag along as well.

Morning all.

It's a pretty exclusive gig, Jeff. You'll have to be very nice for very long periods of time for me to even consider opening it up to other CC members. I think you and my brother would actually get along though. He is desperately snobbish about music and goes to gigs all the time. He also stopped watching boxing about 15 years ago as the modern era is full of, and I quote, "poofs and cheats who won't fight each other".

I do consider you all family, this is correct. Even Sean. He is like the cousin that no-one really wants to see at Christmas but has to to keep the peace. The embarrassing one that sh*ts himself on Christmas Day night after too much sherry. But family nevertheless.

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Post by Rowley 23.12.15 9:20

Your brother does indeed sound fantastic. He is fat as well, potentially fat enough to make me look svelte, which is another plus .

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. 23.12.15 9:25

Rowley wrote:Your brother does indeed sound fantastic. He is fat as well, potentially fat enough to make me look svelte, which is another plus .

Loves the Charlatans. He has seen them at least 20 times I would guess. Seen the Roses close to 10 times. Although bizarrely, he is obsessed with Johnny Cash. Can't decide if that is good or bad.

He is a dead ringer for Jo Brand. You'll look devilishly handsome next to him.

I can't say the same if Galted turns up. We may as well all go home if Galted turns up with his muscular arms and waspish good looks. Leaving a trail of gash behind him.

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Post by ShahenshahG 23.12.15 9:30

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life oh life ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life

I must confess you aren't completely unpleasant c*nts.

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Post by Guest 23.12.15 9:34

Morning all...have noted Galted's comments about Russell Howard and have decided to like him again, not that I didn't before, I just prefer Tina who is my favourite in case you hadn't heard.

Russell Howard reminds of the c*nt Rob Newman who was famous for not being as funny as his unfunny mate David Badiell who then decided to be unfunnier than the unfunny Frank Skinner. Anyway, Newman and Howard...a pair of c*nts who only are popular with simpering teenage girls. However, neither is as unfunny or c*ntish as Russell Brand

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Post by seanmichaels 23.12.15 9:44

Morning. Struggling today, not a particularly bad hangover, more wear and tear. Drinks with some ex-colleagues, 3 of which are a good 8+ / 10. I have to go out tonight as well....

Talking of TV, how did Mitchell get that bird with the massive bangers who does the quiz after / before University challenge? I would suckle on them.

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Post by Rowley 23.12.15 9:50

She is called Victoria Coren and the show is called Only Connect. You have been told both of these things on more than one occasion.

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