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Post by seanmichaels Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:37 am

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:44 am

See if you can break out Il Gia from the stockade while you're in the region. We are partially at fault for his imprisonment. It sits poorly with me that we abandoned him to his fate.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:49 am

ShahenshahG wrote:See if you can break out Il Gia from the stockade while you're in the region. We are partially at fault for his imprisonment. It sits poorly with me that we abandoned him to his fate.

If I knew he was still alive I would happy pop up to Shanghai (I think that's where he was?) and rescue him. I miss Il Gia. Terribly amusing chap. He reminded me of Galted, only without the appalling dress sense.

I think he off trekking somewhere though wasn't he? In Nepal or something. He is almost certainly dead or at the very least he has joined ISIS. Can you make some inquiries with your jihadi mates?

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:54 am

I've asked but you know how it is, if he's joined out of fear (his previous history with potential threats makes this the most likely option) then he'll keep his head down and if he joined out of religious conviction he has probably shed his humour and is of no real worth to us anymore.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:55 am

ShahenshahG wrote: he has probably shed his humour

He'd fit right in then.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:57 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote: he has probably shed his humour

He'd fit right in then.

Yes but I think you should discuss this with Mrs Windows before you adopt him

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:00 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote: he has probably shed his humour

He'd fit right in then.

Yes but I think you should discuss this with Mrs Windows before you adopt him

Funny you should say that. Mrs Windows has declared that she wants to foster a child now. I sh*t you not.

She's f*cking mad. I'm stretched to breaking point. I can't be taking on someone elses kid as well. It won't make a difference though, once she makes her mind up, she ain't for turning.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:09 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-35230388

Blimey. Raf has been scoring freely these days.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:13 am

I wonder what sin she committed to be stuck with you, you whiny c*nt. 5 kids and wants to adopt more. Heart of gold. Can skin a bear and hunt for food and survive in sub zero temperatures. Sounds like a dream ...or fiction.

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Post by Union Cane Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:17 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-35230388

Blimey.  Raf has been scoring freely these days.

Fifteen-year-old Pranav 'Raf' Dhanawade broke the previous record of 628 set by Arthur 'Coxy' Collins in 1899 on Monday.
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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:19 am

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-35230388

Blimey.  Raf has been scoring freely these days.

Fifteen-year-old Pranav 'Raf' Dhanawade broke the previous record of 628 set by Arthur 'Coxy' Collins in 1899 on Monday.

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Post by Alistair Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:43 am

Morning all.

Anyone catch the comments from Chris Gayle yesterday? Poor bloke has been fined now.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:52 am

Is coxy still in residence here?

Morning Alistair, not caught the comments, but he was trying to woo a presenter was he not?

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Post by Alistair Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:04 am

Yeah, some crappy one liner that's had him labeled a sexist.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:39 am

Anyone seen sean? I'm a bit worried he may have drunk himself to death over the festive period.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:48 am

Yeah the possibility has occurred to us. Hopefully he's being bummed by an ostrich or something.

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Post by Alistair Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:49 am

Unless of course he is Robert Stigwood...

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:11 am

I could have had him down as Lemmy to be fair

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:14 am

rick_dagless wrote:I could have had him down as Lemmy to be fair

Difference being that Lemmy's stories of sexual conquests are true.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I could have had him down as Lemmy to be fair

Difference being that Lemmy's stories of sexual conquests are true.

Same dishevelled look and drinking though

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:09 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I could have had him down as Lemmy to be fair

Difference being that Lemmy's stories of sexual conquests are true.

Same dishevelled look and drinking though

Plus he wrought passion out of dave on several occasions. Contemptuous passion but passion nonetheless. Obituaries in by tonight lads.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:21 pm

Shah wrote:Obituaries in by tonight lads.

I may just submit a Wisden, covered in sick, with a man sausage drawn on the inside cover...

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:29 pm

Im thinking a picture of a french woman in expedition clothing wearing a strap on and holding a copy of ''journey to the centre of the earth''.


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Post by superflyweight Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:29 pm

Afternoon all. I'm not sean.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:30 pm

Well that's a relief. Only one possible dead drunkard. Happy new year mate.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:34 pm

Afternoon supes and happy hogmany and whatnot...

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Post by superflyweight Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:38 pm

Happy New Year Shah and Rick and everyone else.

First day back at work today (we get an extra day in Scotland). Horrific beyond all description.

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Post by Union Cane Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:49 pm

Is it an extra day's drinking or an extra day to recover?
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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:53 pm

Started off as the latter and ended up as the former. Quite apt considering seans demise.

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Post by superflyweight Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:54 pm

Those two things are not mutually exclusive.

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Post by Guest Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:02 pm

I shall eat chips of the back of some random stunner who is definitely up for it in tribute to Sean.

Will also dedicate the MOTORHEAD song, "On Your Feet or on your Knees" to him or possibly "Liar"

In fact...

Shah can have "Bomber"
Tina can have "Don't let Daddy Kiss Me"
Rowley can have "I ain't No Nice Guy"
Adam can have, "Just Cos You got the Power (That Don't Mean You Got the Right)"
Rick can have "In the Black"
Jules can have "1916"

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Post by Union Cane Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:05 pm

Sean's definitely dead then?

Was looking forward to the story he tantalisingly dangled in front of us in his last post...

sean wrote:Got a great drink related story to share at some point. Beats monster munch on pepperami in terms of a low....
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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:06 pm

SERIAL wrote:
Shah can have "Bomber"
Tina can have "Don't let Daddy Kiss Me"
Rowley can have "I ain't No Nice Guy"
Adam can have, "Just Cos You got the Power (That Don't Mean You Got the Right)"
Rick can have "In the Black"
Jules can have "1916"

lol out loud...

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:07 pm

Initially It surprised me that sean dying has energised the cup again but when you dwell on it a bit. It doesn't surprise at all.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:13 pm

When the venerable Windy passed over there was a special Boxing Vault, for specialised knowledge on the subject.

Wonder what we should do for sean?

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Post by superflyweight Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:15 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Business trip or escapism?

Business, but it amounts to the same thing.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's sex tourism.

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Post by Rowley Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:22 pm

[quote="rick_dagless"]When the venerable Windy passed over there was a special Boxing Vault, for specialised knowledge on the subject.

Wonder what we should do for sean?/quote]

I think we should mark it by all making up an outlandish tale of sexual or drinking misadventures (the creative can combine the two if they wish) and maybe make a similar vault to store them in. As long as we remember to qualify them with GOSPEL all is good.

Alternatively we can all smash through 8 cans of Orangeboom tonight and try and get kicked out by the missus. I am genuinely easy either way.

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Post by Adam D Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:23 pm

rick_dagless wrote:When the venerable Windy passed over there was a special Boxing Vault, for specialised knowledge on the subject.

Wonder what we should do for sean?

I can rename the lost and found box which contains mostly Heros soiled underpants.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:25 pm

Jeffers wrote:I think we should mark it by all making up an outlandish tale of sexual or drinking misadventures (the creative can combine the two if they wish) and maybe make a similar vault to store them in. As long as we remember to qualify them with GOSPEL all is good.

Alternatively we can all smash through 8 cans of Orangeboom tonight and try and get kicked out by the missus. I am genuinely easy either way.

The GOSPEL vault does sound good, though anyone casually searching for stories about evangelist music may get some eye openers...

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:27 pm

Haha rick that would be brilliant.

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Post by Union Cane Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:32 pm

How about a vault of threads that have been michaelsedsed?

A fitting tribute to the great man.
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Post by Guest Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:38 pm

Union Cane wrote:How about a vault of threads that have been michaelsedsed?

A fitting tribute to the great man.
Would there be room on the interwebthingy for something that large?

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Post by superflyweight Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:42 pm

Adam D wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:When the venerable Windy passed over there was a special Boxing Vault, for specialised knowledge on the subject.

Wonder what we should do for sean?

I can rename the lost and found box which contains mostly Heros soiled underpants.

Sean would have loved those soiled underpants.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:43 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Union Cane wrote:How about a vault of threads that have been michaelsedsed?

A fitting tribute to the great man.
Would there be room on the interwebthingy for something that large?

We could have him buried upside down and store it in his bum?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:44 pm

supes wrote:Sean would have loved those soiled underpants.

He could've invented a story for every stain...

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:49 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
supes wrote:Sean would have loved those soiled underpants.

He could've invented a story for every stain...

He would have changed the lyrics of a song to match it.

"And they say that Hero can save us
I'm just going to bend over and wait
And it's the love of hero
That's why these are covered in poo"

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Post by Alistair Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:52 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
supes wrote:Sean would have loved those soiled underpants.

He could've invented a story for every stain...

He would have changed the lyrics of a song to match it.

"And they say that Hero can save us
I'm just going to bend over and wait
And it's the love of hero
That's why these are covered in poo"

In honour of the Gun's and Roses reunion, Sean's version of one of their hit songs. Probably the actual lyrics originally..

'Welcome to my bumhole;
It's full of sp*nk and aids;
I'll do anything you want;
Cause i've got no f**king shame.'

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Post by Union Cane Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:03 pm

If you like a bumhole, I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the Arse of Spades
The Arse of Spades
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil
Messing up the quote function, it's all a game to me
Seven or eleven, snake eyes watching you
Double whiskey or quit, double stake or split, the Arse of Spades
The Arse of Spades
You know I'm born to lose, and Oranjeboom's for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I don't wanna live with her for ever
And don't forget the joker!
Pushing up the flowers, I know you gotta see me
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be the Arse of Spades
The Arse of Spades
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Post by Alistair Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:05 pm

I would've changed 'split' to 'spit' but other than that, bravo. Superb.

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Post by ShahenshahG Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:54 pm

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Post by Guest Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:48 pm

You know I'm born to lose, and Oranjeboom's for fools

That's my favourite line...lovely work

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