The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:Angelo was Brotherhood of Man, not ABBA.

"Angelo" and "Fernando" they sang both of them but this f*cking thing must be defective

And No TLD the problem is with our computers it seems. I.T. are running around like headless infidels.

Good thanks and yourself?

Can't log in at all during the day to post comments. I do manage to catch some of the Shah & Dagless morning show though which is a good start to the day.

Yeah been pretty optimistic and lively since new year. Those 9 days off lit a fire that has yet to be extinguished. So I expect it to last until this weekend where the reality sets in that no more weed. Then I shall enter the obligatory mourning period that is the rest of my life.

Good luck with that. My blazing experience only last a few years before I forced myself to quit on account of brain damage. They were enjoyable if highly unproductive years though.

If it gets too much just have a read of the rugby boards and be glad you're not one of those c*nts.

I keep considering smoking weed again. An increased appetite and greater sense of lethargy could be just the ticket for me.

Not sure if my appetite increased, not even sure my eyeballs weren't in the same socket I'd be so f*cked. My housemate was heavily into his weed and the sh1t he used to get would probably have frightened superfly and the rest of jockdom into straightening up their act.

Makes me run my hands through my hair constantly. Not a problem Rowley would have, of course. As I'd never let him near my hair.

I have a lovely head of hair for my age.

I know. You're 84, yes?

ZZ84

ZZ85 - Fist (previously know as second)

Morning mate, snowing here... Rats

You're actually fist.

Sicond. Sorry to hear the white powder of no obvious benefit has descended upon bradford. I hope watching asians try to navigate snow gives you a little consolation. Other than that is all good in the Dagless household?

Ladies and gents
Turn up your sound systems
To the sound of Carlos Santana
In the GMB ghetto blues
From the refugee camps

Oh Maria, Maria
She remind me of a West Side story
Growin' up in Spanish Harlem
She livin' a life just like a movie star

Oh Maria, Maria
She fell in love in East L.A.
To the sounds of the guitar yeah yeah
Played by Carlos Santana

Stop the lootin', stop the shootin'
Pick pocking on the corner
See as the rich is getting richer
The poor is getting poorer

Se mira Maria on the corner
Thinkin' of ways to make it better
In my mailbox there's an eviction letter
Somebody just said, "See you later"
Yeah

Ahora vengo mama chula mama chula
Ahora vengo mama chula
(East Coast)
Ahora vengo mama chula mama chula
Ahora vengo mama chula

Maria, Maria
(West Coast)
She remind me of a West Side story
Growin' up in Spanish Harlem
She livin' a life just like a movie star

Oh Maria, Maria
She fell in love in East L.A.
I said it to the sounds of the guitar yeah yeah
Played by Carlos Santana

I said a la favella, los colores
The streets are getting hotter
There is no water to putout the fire
Mi canto la esperanza

Se mira Maria on the corner
Thinkin' of ways to make it better
Then I looked up in the sky
Hopin' the days of paradise

Ahora vengo mama chula mama chula
Ahora vengo mama chula
(North side)
Ahora vengo mama chula mama chula
Ahora vengo mama chula
(South side)

Ahora vengo mama chula mama chula
Ahora vengo mama chula
(Worldwide)
Ahora vengo mama chula mama chula
Ahora vengo mama chula
(Open up your eyes)

Maria you know you're my lover
When the wind blows I can feel you
Through the weather and even when we're apart
It still feels like we're together

Maria, oh yeah
She remind me of a West Side story
Growin' up in Spanish Harlem
She livin' a life just like a movie star

Oh Maria, Maria
Oh, she fell in love in East L.A.
To the sounds of the guitar
Played by Carlos Santana

Put 'em up y'all
Carlos Santana with the refugee camp
Wyclef, Jerry "Wonder"
Mr. Santana, GMB
Yo, Carlos man, you makin' that guitar cry

All is well here mate, we did have some quite heavy snow here a couple of years back, and some of our swarthy bretheren were quite amazed by it all.

How goes the good fight against the demon green?

Won't know until Saturday as usually confine it to nights where i'm not working the next day. I suspect i'll be perfectly fine for a few months then suddenly go nuts sometime in the summer.

Or just come into complete soberness eventually, and see the world in the way it actually is, and then just feck that for a game of soldiers and get wrecked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLLXUaqZxg

This'll heat you up

It has indeed, and a great tune to boot...

Always a good start to the day mate, which is goos as for some reason, one of the big bosses is in super early and trying to spark a chummy conversation off with me.

Pay rise Ricko Pay rise and promotion I reckon!

Maybe they aren't as laid back about your leaving as you think they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLBXhdfab80

Morning Frak.

Morning Rowley poly

I always consider Rick and Shah the David Frost and Selina Scott of the culture cup. I'll leave you to decide who is who.

Rick is from Yorkshire he's Selina scott

I always consider him Frost. He has a certain gravitas.

Yes but Frost is dead and rick doesnt believe in the afterlife.

Getting dragged into meetings, no payrise imminent, @rse

I'll take Scott or Frost, obviously living on after death is inevitible as matter can not be destroyed, only displaced, but you are correct dear boy.

Morning Jeffers

Good morning.

Morning Tino

Snowing here too now - quite heavily. Time to get the gloves out and put them on my ears.

Morning. Brass monkeys out there this morning. Sky blood orange into celeste through to cerulean blue.

Have you been deported?

ShahenshahG wrote:Have you been deported?

No, brilliant blue skies although out to my left on the horizon (hertfordshire-ish way) there are grey clouds rolling in.

Travel literature?

Morning all. Back from the brink.

Morning Jules, What was wrong?

South Africa suffer De Kock blow

south africa have de kock out

seanmichaels wrote:south africa have de kock out

They sent him to play for his province and he aggravated a knee injury.

That will teach SA for messing around with de Kock.

De Kock misses Test match.

Not quite sure I've got the hang of this.

Should have been a simple de Kock block

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Jules, What was wrong?

All in the past Shah, at least for now. Taking each day as a positive.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:south africa have de kock out

They sent him to play for his province and he aggravated a knee injury.  

That will teach SA for messing around with de Kock.

Not entirely accurate. Sa failed to cover De Kock hence sending for a replacement

De Kock is sore and is currently being examined by a specialist.

He is gutted at missing the test.

I heard de Kock is weeping.

De Kock is beneath Jeff

With the sickness bug in the England camp De Kock was hoping to be in the runs.....

Is De Kock sore because of heavy red balls?

rick_dagless wrote:Is De Kock sore because of heavy red balls?

l*l

The Saffer physio has examined De Kock thoroughly.

Raf could come in for de Kock