The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 11 Jan 2016, 10:59 am

First topic message reminder :

JuliusHMarx wrote:Angelo was Brotherhood of Man, not ABBA.

"Angelo" and "Fernando" they sang both of them but this f*cking thing must be defective

And No TLD the problem is with our computers it seems. I.T. are running around like headless infidels.

by Alistair Tue 19 Jan 2016, 9:45 am

seanmichaels wrote:Interesting you say about eating habits. Guy from Hong Kong at school was minging. He'd slurp fried eggs. They also hock all the time which is minging. Never found them attractive, would do Jenson Button's ex but that is it.

You realise she is Japanese/Argentinian and Hong Kong is in China...?

Morning.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 19 Jan 2016, 9:53 am

Good night all. I'm off to get lashed on strange tasting Chinese wine.

Keep the Culture Cup fires burning.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 9:54 am

Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Interesting you say about eating habits. Guy from Hong Kong at school was minging. He'd slurp fried eggs. They also hock all the time which is minging. Never found them attractive, would do Jenson Button's ex but that is it.

You realise she is Japanese/Argentinian and Hong Kong is in China...?

Morning.

I know she's half and half but same thing. You know, the eyes.

by Alistair Tue 19 Jan 2016, 9:58 am

Feel free to elaborate, sean?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:04 am

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:11 am

They look the same, mostly. Japanese a bit browner although being half Argie her browness was off set.

by Alistair Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:12 am

So you're saying all Asian people look the same?

by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:14 am

It certainly appears they all look the same to Sean

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:15 am

Alistair wrote:So you're saying all Asian people look the same?

Same-ish, as in distinguishing features. Obviously I'd be able to identify Ken Hom from Jet Li......

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:18 am

Altough quite difficult with these Korean footballers. They all look the same for sure.

by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:26 am

Sean jumps into his own mouth with both feet...right up to his knees.

Are you a relative of Wigan chairman Dave Whelan by any chance?

Or perhaps Bernard Manning?

by Alistair Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:31 am

Ken Hom is American....

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 10:42 am

Alistair wrote:Ken Hom is American....

ABC...

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 11:48 am

daglessed

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:04 pm

marx'd

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:06 pm

Butterbean and choizo soup, bag of Walkers salt and vinegar, 7/10

And I have just bought my first Easter egg, as they are in the shop at work (ffs) and Mrs Dagless is Ill.

by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:15 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Butterbean and choizo soup, bag of Walkers salt and vinegar, 7/10

And I have just bought my first Easter egg, as they are in the shop at work (ffs) and Mrs Dagless is Ill.

Japanese?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:16 pm

French Onion Soup, lightly salted Edimame, Sour Cream and Black Pepper popcorn 8/10

by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:17 pm

Do you mean she's "Ill" as in "phat, stoopid 'n' poppin' fresh" or she's just "unwell"

Left over Shepherd's pie with veg (on the side not in the pie as that would make it a Cottage Pie 6/10. (also having an apple but it's not going to improve matters significantly)

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:18 pm

super wrote:Japanese?

It is a cured meat for when you can't be r'sed

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:19 pm

DAVE wrote:Do you mean she's "Ill" as in "phat, stoopid 'n' poppin' fresh" or she's just "unwell"

Just unwell DAVE, I did suggest that she was "Phat" once, but it is tough to convey the difference verbally and it did not end well...

by Adam D Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:19 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Do you mean she's "Ill" as in "phat, stoopid 'n' poppin' fresh" or she's just "unwell"

Left over Shepherd's pie with veg (on the side not in the pie as that would make it a Cottage Pie 6/10. (also having an apple but it's not going to improve matters significantly)

Got to disagree.

I believe the difference between a Shepherd and Cottage pie was the use of lamb or beef respectively.

I could use google to find out but I prefer the casual confidence I have in my convictions.And by convictions, I mean beliefs and not convictions as in DAVEs criminal record.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:21 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Do you mean she's "Ill" as in "phat, stoopid 'n' poppin' fresh" or she's just "unwell"

Left over Shepherd's pie with veg (on the side not in the pie as that would make it a Cottage Pie 6/10. (also having an apple but it's not going to improve matters significantly)

Hate to pull you up on this serial, but difference between Cottage and Shepherd pie is that the first is made with beef, the latter is made with lamb. Has nothing to do with vegetable content.

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:25 pm

Always found it odd that Shepherd's Pie has lamb in it, he's obviously not a very good shepherd if his lamb has ended up in a pie.

by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:29 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Do you mean she's "Ill" as in "phat, stoopid 'n' poppin' fresh" or she's just "unwell"

Left over Shepherd's pie with veg (on the side not in the pie as that would make it a Cottage Pie 6/10. (also having an apple but it's not going to improve matters significantly)

Hate to pull you up on this serial, but difference between Cottage and Shepherd pie is that the first is made with beef, the latter is made with lamb. Has nothing to do with vegetable content.

Dave's are all made with human flesh so you're both right (as is Adam - but he's very wrong about most other things - especially Moulin Rouge and Queen).

by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:30 pm

Union Cane wrote:Always found it odd that Shepherd's Pie has lamb in it, he's obviously not a very good shepherd if his lamb has ended up in a pie.

One less lamb to shag - baaaad forward planning.

by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:34 pm

Lord smarty pie pants wrote:Hate to pull you up on this serial, but difference between Cottage and Shepherd pie is that the first is made with beef, the latter is made with lamb. Has nothing to do with vegetable content.

I genuinely didn't know that so thank you and anyway it's pretty hard to tell the difference with my wife's cooking besides which, I'm not going to debate the issue too strenuously. I don't really know or care too much about the difference between the two in much the same way I'm no expert on the difference is various types of steak. Most wine tastes the same to my uneducated palate, all modern music sounds the same and most tv programmes are interchangeable dross.

by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:35 pm

Union Cane wrote:Always found it odd that Shepherd's Pie has lamb in it, he's obviously not a very good shepherd if his lamb has ended up in a pie.

Whereas I'd be asking why he's f*cking around getting different meat to put in a pie when he has a perfectly good supply in the field ready to go

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:35 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Most wine tastes the same

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by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:39 pm

Union Cane wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Most wine tastes the same

What? It's either red or white or rose (if you're a massive girl's blouse). Couldn't tell a Shiraz from a Merlot if my life depended on it which it never has and probably never will.

"Oh, what particular wine is this, Dave?"
"It's from Asda's 3 for £10 range...go f*ck yourself you ungrateful c*nt!"

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:40 pm

I always thought you went down the Sweeny Todd route of pie meat fillings DAVE?

by **Union Cane** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:40 pm

Why are you drinking wine in the first place, ya great poof.

by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:42 pm

Union Cane wrote:Why are you drinking wine in the first place, ya great poof.

We ran out off whiskey, vodka, cider and Guiness and I was too drunk to drive to the shop for more

by Adam D Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:42 pm

DAVE667 wrote:

"It's from Asda's 3 for £10 range..."

Dont get that in Scotland anymore. Its really worked banning it, as I believe that Scotlands drink problems have largely been solved.

by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:43 pm

Adam D wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:

"It's from Asda's 3 for £10 range..."
Dont get that in Scotland anymore. Its really worked banning it, as I believe that Scotlands drink problems have largely been solved.

Just need to ban Irn Bru now!

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:45 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Lord smarty pie pants wrote:Hate to pull you up on this serial, but difference between Cottage and Shepherd pie is that the first is made with beef, the latter is made with lamb. Has nothing to do with vegetable content.

I genuinely didn't know that so thank you and anyway it's pretty hard to tell the difference with my wife's cooking besides which, I'm not going to debate the issue too strenuously. I don't really know or care too much about the difference between the two in much the same way I'm no expert on the difference is various types of steak. Most wine tastes the same to my uneducated palate, all modern music sounds the same and most tv programmes are interchangeable dross.

Tip for wine - not based on anything other than my own experience. Go French and always look for alcohol content at 12.5%. Anything lower or higher is either crap or pretentious.

by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:53 pm

Sean, you drink Oranjeboom and Aldi's own cider!!!!!!!!

With all due resect, stick your wine tips up your hole.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 1:57 pm

DAVE wrote:With all due resect, stick your wine tips up your hole.

I suspect he does...

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 2:02 pm

orangeboom high quality

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 2:29 pm

on a conference call. 4/5 are cnuts.

by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 3:09 pm

seanmichaels wrote:on a conference call. 4/5 are cnuts.

Which one are you?

by **superflyweight** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 3:17 pm

He's the head c*nt.

The C*nto Di Tutti C*nti.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 3:22 pm

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 3:23 pm

I'm sure one of the people on it is Galtova

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 3:25 pm

sounds like victor dubrovsky off of The Terminal

by Guest Tue 19 Jan 2016, 3:31 pm

Maybe they Korean or Asian or Argentinean, Sean, you know, those people not only all look alike but they sound alike too.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 3:38 pm

argentinians don't, butsome russians do. You could be forgiven for mistaking Kostya Tszyu for an oriental.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 3:40 pm

Spoiler:

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 4:00 pm

Michalesed.

Afternoon Gentlemen.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 19 Jan 2016, 4:02 pm

21 mins is questionable michaelsising.

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