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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 11 Jan 2016, 10:59 am

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JuliusHMarx wrote:Angelo was Brotherhood of Man, not ABBA.


"Angelo" and "Fernando" they sang both of them but this f*cking thing must be defective

And No TLD the problem is with our computers it seems. I.T. are running around like headless infidels.

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Post by Guest Wed 20 Jan 2016, 4:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I wonder if Serial likes THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL
No, they're cr*p. Believe I mentioned it before and will add that had any of them been injured in Paris and unable to record ever again, I would not have been saddened by this news.

Haven't heard them but I am in to THE QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE at the moment.
Pretty dreadful stuff after their third album...and they aren't great either.

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 20 Jan 2016, 4:06 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
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Adam T wrote:I go down quite slow, then explode from the bottom.

Absolute 'scenes' on the weightlifting board!

what is the perfect snatch?
I was too scared to go down

Not a problem sean has ever had. Even with weightlifters

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:30 am

First again! Three days out of four.

Anybody around?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 1:08 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:First again!  Three days out of four.

Anybody around?

F*ck off then.

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Post by 1GrumpyGolfer Thu 21 Jan 2016, 2:24 am

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 2:25 am

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:Michaelsed

l*l

Well and truly!

How are you G*lfer?

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Post by 1GrumpyGolfer Thu 21 Jan 2016, 2:37 am

All good here Tino. Getting ready to join in the panic due to a big snow storm in the next couple of days. How long do you have left in the Orient?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 2:41 am

1GrumpyGolfer wrote:All good here Tino. Getting ready to join in the panic due to a big snow storm in the next couple of days. How long do you have left in the Orient?

I heard about that. Storm Jonas? Hitting the East coast? Keep safe, pal.

Flying home tomorrow night. Looking forward to getting back. I do love Hong Hong/China but in short bursts.

I ate jellyfish last night. Wouldn't recommend it though. It was like chewing through an elastic band.

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Post by 1GrumpyGolfer Thu 21 Jan 2016, 2:59 am

The weather folks are creaming their underwear about what's happening or might happen. We could get somewhere between 6 to 18 inches (steady) of snow but they've still got no real idea.

Safe travels back to Blighty.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 5:47 am

I just went for a walk in a park for some fresh air. Lovely Asian style park with palm trees and little wooden pergolas everywhere. Beautiful and peaceful.

But the sign on the entrance made me l*l.

It had the usual 'Don't litter', 'No cycling' sort of warnings but it also had a 'No Hawking. Hawkers will be prosecuted' warning. Now I'm not sure if that means no gobbing up greenies or it means don't take birds of prey in there. I did neither just to be safe.

The other warning that made me chuckle said "No tramps. This is expressive". I thought to myself, yes, yes it bloody well is.

Good job Sean wasn't with me as I would have had to leave him at the entrance. And that tramp that gave Galted a nosh when he was 'asleep' would be banned as well.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 21 Jan 2016, 6:31 am

Especially if he planned on hawking a litter of kittens whilst cycling to get noshed off by an expressive tramp...

Morning Tino

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 6:34 am

rick_dagless wrote:Especially if he planned on hawking a litter of kittens whilst cycling to get noshed off by an expressive tramp...

Morning Tino

Fird

'Sup rICk.

How is Bradders? Warming up yet?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 21 Jan 2016, 6:37 am

Cooling down mate, hitting the minus numbers today at a chilly -1

Sounds like your sojourn to the south is going well. When you back in the motherland?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 6:44 am

rick_dagless wrote:Cooling down mate, hitting the minus numbers today at a chilly -1

Sounds like your sojourn to the south is going well.  When you back in the motherland?

I leave here at midnight tomorrow but land early hours of the morning Saturday as I get my 8 hours back coming West.

Then I'm playing rugby (11:00 ko) on Saturday. That is going to go appallingly. I'm a bad enough player as it is, let alone after 14 hours on a plane.

I'm already £20 lighter having been fined in absentia last Saturday and I'm pretty sure I will be fined again this week for missing training last night.




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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 21 Jan 2016, 6:48 am

Morning Rick the Barbaric and Tino the Sopranino and Grumpy the Humpy (Be safe!)

Freezing out here today. Some weak tea to start the day and heard Keane on the radio then started missing Tino terribly. Also started getting a irrational urge to kill Hugh Jackman. Busy days at work. Big rollout of a new brand. The woman leading it is a lunatic who could wring a smile out of a rock - not just a rock. A rock who didn't get his breakfast and spent the night being woken up every 3 minutes while being peed on by Sean. It all went well but having a steady 500 people in the building is bad on the staff. Anyhow, glad to hear you'll be back soon.

Rick, when is D-Day?

Tino - I once got upgraded to a Suite in Rawalpindi because I went around fixing the signs in the hotel. If you see an opportunity, do it and next time you go down the hotel will pamper you.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 6:56 am

ShahenshahG wrote: do it and next time you go down the hotel will pamper you.  

Shocked

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote: do it and next time you go down the hotel will pamper you.  

Shocked

laughing

Is it any wonder your wife is cheating on you with Jackman. You've no idea how to greet the reception girls at the check in desk. I've heard rick does it to them while doing a handstand just for their convenience.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:09 am

ShahenshahG wrote:I've heard rick does it to them while doing a handstand just for their convenience.

What an image!

She may well be cheating on me, Shah. One can never know for certain. But, I am certain she wouldn't do it with J*ckman. She wouldn't do that to me. She isn't a monster.

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:21 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:I've heard rick does it to them while doing a handstand just for their convenience.

What an image!  

She may well be cheating on me, Shah. One can never know for certain.  But, I am certain she wouldn't do it with J*ckman.  She wouldn't do that to me.  She isn't a monster.

It boggles the mind Tino. I also heard that he did it once while high and regretted not heeding the warning signs (an annoying high pitched dingdingdingdingdooongdingdingding). It's what put the smile on the face of the crazy frog and left Rick's earlobes flared out.


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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:22 am

Does that mean I would be going up?

True story though.

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:23 am

rick_dagless wrote:Does that mean I would be going up?

True story though.

Not in the Southern hemisphere

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:24 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:I've heard rick does it to them while doing a handstand just for their convenience.

What an image!  

She may well be cheating on me, Shah. One can never know for certain.  But, I am certain she wouldn't do it with J*ckman.  She wouldn't do that to me.  She isn't a monster.

It boggles the mind Tino. I also heard that he did it once while high and regretted not heeding the warning signs (an annoying high pitched dingdingdingdingdooongdingdingding). It's what put the smile on the face of the crazy frog and left Rick's earlobes flared out.


I've said it before, ricK and I used to go to the same nightclub (pre CC so no rules were breached) so there is a fair chance we have both drunk from the same furry cup.

There's something for you to get you mind around.

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:26 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:I've heard rick does it to them while doing a handstand just for their convenience.

What an image!  

She may well be cheating on me, Shah. One can never know for certain.  But, I am certain she wouldn't do it with J*ckman.  She wouldn't do that to me.  She isn't a monster.

It boggles the mind Tino. I also heard that he did it once while high and regretted not heeding the warning signs (an annoying high pitched dingdingdingdingdooongdingdingding). It's what put the smile on the face of the crazy frog and left Rick's earlobes flared out.


I've said it before, ricK and I used to go to the same nightclub (pre CC so no rules were breached) so there is a fair chance we have both drunk from the same furry cup.

There's something for you to get you mind around.

Between You, Rick and Sean is it any wonder the milk of human kindness runs dry?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:29 am

ShahenshahG wrote:

Between You, Rick and Sean is it any wonder the milk of human kindness runs dry?

Sean's stories are all made up. The stories that RiCk and I have are GOSPEL.

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

Between You, Rick and Sean is it any wonder the milk of human kindness runs dry?

Sean's stories are all made up.  The stories that RiCk and I have are GOSPEL.

I was talking about his school days. It's kinda funny Sean being a racist and yet he's singlehandedly responsible for the low birthrate of white people in England by sucking all the viable sperm out


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:35 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

Between You, Rick and Sean is it any wonder the milk of human kindness runs dry?

Sean's stories are all made up.  The stories that RiCk and I have are GOSPEL.

I was talking about his school days. It's kinda funny Sean being a racist and yet he's singlehandedly responsible for the low birthrate of white people in England by sucking all the viable sperm out  


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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 21 Jan 2016, 7:40 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

Between You, Rick and Sean is it any wonder the milk of human kindness runs dry?

Sean's stories are all made up.  The stories that RiCk and I have are GOSPEL.

I was talking about his school days. It's kinda funny Sean being a racist and yet he's singlehandedly responsible for the low birthrate of white people in England by sucking all the viable sperm out  


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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 21 Jan 2016, 8:09 am

Everyone must be sleeping in today then gents, you out on the rice wine this evening Tino?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 21 Jan 2016, 8:16 am

How does Moses make his coffee in the morning?

Hebrews it.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 8:30 am

rick_dagless wrote:Everyone must be sleeping in today then gents, you out on the rice wine this evening Tino?

I'm off to Hong Kong Island this evening. A friend of a friend runs a craft beer place over there. Should be good. I've never met the bloke but I know his name and where the bar is! Bit of pub food and a few beers.

I've eaten 7 Chinese meals in a row. I'm all done with them. I need a burger or fish and chips or something like that.

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Jan 2016, 8:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Everyone must be sleeping in today then gents, you out on the rice wine this evening Tino?

I'm off to Hong Kong Island this evening.  A friend of a friend runs a craft beer place over there.  Should be good.  I've never met the bloke but I know his name and where the bar is!  Bit of pub food and a few beers.

I've eaten 7 Chinese meals in a row.  I'm all done with them.  I need a burger or fish and chips or something like that.

Pop down to Sydney mate. Our burgers are heavenly. The fish and chips are worth dying for as well.

damn... now I have to go and delete an old post to maintain my palindrome! Not sure if I can do another 100 posts by Jan 27.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 8:42 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Everyone must be sleeping in today then gents, you out on the rice wine this evening Tino?

I'm off to Hong Kong Island this evening.  A friend of a friend runs a craft beer place over there.  Should be good.  I've never met the bloke but I know his name and where the bar is!  Bit of pub food and a few beers.

I've eaten 7 Chinese meals in a row.  I'm all done with them.  I need a burger or fish and chips or something like that.

Pop down to Sydney mate. Our burgers are heavenly. The fish and chips are worth dying for as well.

damn... now I have to go and delete an old post to maintain my palindrome! Not sure if I can do another 100 posts by Jan 27.

I'm sure they are LD. I should have thought about it and come to see you.

We could have sat next to your empty swimming pool and talked about funnel webs all evening.

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 21 Jan 2016, 8:42 am

Morning ho's.

Traffic shi'ite this morning and a buit groggy getting up. Bloody neighbour upstairs uses her step machine every morning at 5am. Complete weirdo, she either doesn't work or works from home. Why get up at 5am??? I'd have stern words if I thought it wouldn't effect my chances of plugging her.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 21 Jan 2016, 8:43 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I just went for a walk in a park for some fresh air.  Lovely Asian style park with palm trees and little wooden pergolas everywhere.  Beautiful and peaceful.  

But the sign on the entrance made me l*l.

It had the usual 'Don't litter', 'No cycling' sort of warnings but it also had a 'No Hawking.  Hawkers will be prosecuted' warning.  Now I'm not sure if that means no gobbing up greenies or it means don't take birds of prey in there.  I did neither just to be safe.

The other warning that made me chuckle said "No tramps.  This is expressive".  I thought to myself, yes, yes it bloody well is.  

Good job Sean wasn't with me as I would have had to leave him at the entrance.  And that tramp that gave Galted a nosh when he was 'asleep' would be banned as well.

I went to a theoretical physicists' meeting and they also had a sign up that said 'No Hawking'.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 21 Jan 2016, 8:44 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I just went for a walk in a park for some fresh air.  Lovely Asian style park with palm trees and little wooden pergolas everywhere.  Beautiful and peaceful.  

But the sign on the entrance made me l*l.

It had the usual 'Don't litter', 'No cycling' sort of warnings but it also had a 'No Hawking.  Hawkers will be prosecuted' warning.  Now I'm not sure if that means no gobbing up greenies or it means don't take birds of prey in there.  I did neither just to be safe.

The other warning that made me chuckle said "No tramps.  This is expressive".  I thought to myself, yes, yes it bloody well is.  

Good job Sean wasn't with me as I would have had to leave him at the entrance.  And that tramp that gave Galted a nosh when he was 'asleep' would be banned as well.

I went to a theoretical physicists' meeting and they also had a sign up that said 'No Hawking'.

Beautifully done, Jules.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:11 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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rick_dagless wrote:Everyone must be sleeping in today then gents, you out on the rice wine this evening Tino?

I'm off to Hong Kong Island this evening.  A friend of a friend runs a craft beer place over there.  Should be good.  I've never met the bloke but I know his name and where the bar is!  Bit of pub food and a few beers.

I've eaten 7 Chinese meals in a row.  I'm all done with them.  I need a burger or fish and chips or something like that.

Pop down to Sydney mate. Our burgers are heavenly. The fish and chips are worth dying for as well.

damn... now I have to go and delete an old post to maintain my palindrome! Not sure if I can do another 100 posts by Jan 27.

I'm sure they are LD.  I should have thought about it and come to see you.

We could have sat next to your empty swimming pool and talked about funnel webs all evening.

Yeah, you need to seize such opportunities. Flying all the way to HK and not even thinking about another 9 flying hours to here.

More to it than swimming pools (1/4 full after this deluge) and bloody spiders.
I definitely wouldn't have asked us to meet in Chinatown though. That would have been mean. Vietnamatta maybe?
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Post by seanmichaels Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:16 am

Glebe would be a great place to meet. There's a pub there called the Torquay I think. Something like that anyway. My first ever experience of a pub with cashpoint and bookies.

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:17 am

The Toxteth it was called. Not the Torquay

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:27 am

Toxteth... Lovely place...

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:29 am

Couldn't be further away from the scouse dive

http://www.toxtethhotel.com.au/

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:31 am

Wonder why they have chosen that particular name, doesn't scream opulence.

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Post by Guest Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:38 am

Further to Sean's revelations/demonstrations of racism and idiocy, Tina, can you confirm or deny that all Oriental parks look the same?

Anyway, far too f*cking cold this morning especially for us shaven headed types but I'm not prepared to go buy one of those stupid multi-coloured bobbled and toggled efforts with the ear flaps (I told my wife they were Peruvian birthing helmets)

I'll tough it out.

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:46 am

From sunburn to brain freeze, it must be hard being a slaphead throughout the year.

There was a METAL FAN on pointless last night. Northern as well. Do you know her? She does spinning classes to METAL.

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:46 am

seanmichaels wrote:The Toxteth it was called. Not the Torquay

Yes, had some great nights there back in the day. Lots of students abound in that area. Glebe Pt rd has a great vibe about it.
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Post by seanmichaels Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:48 am

rick_dagless wrote:Wonder why they have chosen that particular name, doesn't scream opulence.

Probably reminds them of the motherland. Aussies still our bitches, like the jocks.

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:50 am

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seanmichaels wrote:The Toxteth it was called. Not the Torquay

Yes, had some great nights there back in the day. Lots of students abound in that area. Glebe Pt rd has a great vibe about it.

Yep. Loved walking along there. My missus at the time used to go to a market. Bought me a wicked shirt there, 70's flowery number. Looked cool.

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Post by Guest Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:57 am

seanmichaels wrote:From sunburn to brain freeze, it must be hard being a slaphead throughout the year.

There was a METAL FAN on pointless last night. Northern as well. Do you know her? She does spinning classes to METAL.
I don't watch Pointless...I don't see the point.

"There was a metal fan there....do you know them" Yes Sean I know then all, personally...ya t!t! Do you know all the knob noshing tramps down south?

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Jan 2016, 9:59 am

seanmichaels wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Wonder why they have chosen that particular name, doesn't scream opulence.

Probably reminds them of the motherland. Aussies still our bitches, like the jocks.

Those inner suburbs were probably established only in about 1810. Very English feel in parts. The London Pub is also very popular.
There's a road there which always reminds me of Abbey Rd for some reason.

https://www.google.com.au/maps/@-33.8808707,151.1849202,3a,43.5y,62.46h,88.8t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVtISGCC4Evz0jDBIH-XwqQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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Post by seanmichaels Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:01 am

I know a few alcoholics / tramps - they sit on the benches and watch the cricket. Not sure if they nosh people off for a special brew though.

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Jan 2016, 10:15 am

I meant the Nag's Head. The London hotel is in Balmain.

Here or there, sean?

When I worked in the 'Loo back in the late 90s I 'befriended' this aboriginal bloke who struck up a conversation as I was walking under the concrete pylons of the elevated railway. There was this park where a bunch of them used to sleep. Turns out this guy was a Vietnam vet and knew how to play psychological mind games with passers by. I used to think of it as like running the gauntlet. The trick was to put an expression on your face which said 'I know where I'm going... don't even think about bothering me'. This method worked for me in New York (Brooklyn) too.

If you walked by on the other side of the road he'd shout out "Is it something I said?.... how about a hello?" A real character this guy was.
I decided from day 1 to be a human being and he appreciated my attitude. All he wanted was some sort of recognition on his turf and a little chat. The place reeked of ginger wine from the co-op next to the Police station opposite. They had their hands full - highest crime rate in Oz in those few blocks at the time... the area is a lot better these days but still potentially very dangerous.

He never asked me for money but he was always hassling others. A director at the firm used to give him $2 every now and then. One day he didn't and he came into the office in a painful state with a broken arm. Suffice to say a memo went out: do not give any members of the 'tribe' at the underpass any money. Luckily I moved on from that area.


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