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Post by seanmichaels Thu 21 Jan 2016, 2:25 pm

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Post by Guest Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:05 am

4/ Placido Domingo, Jose Carrera (think he was one of the Four tenors though)

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:06 am

Aida
Mozart
Dunno
Jose Carrera and Jose Domingo
9
British
Oboe
Dunno
Dunno
Tchaikovsky

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:14 am

9. Maria Callas
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:22 am

1. Which opera by Verdi is set in Egypt? Aida - Shah
2. Whose symphony no. 41 is known as the Jupiter Symphony? Mozart - Shah
3. Which of Edward Elgar’s choral works was first performed at Birmingham Town Hall in 1900?
4. Apart from Luciano Pavorotti who were the other 2 of The Three Tenors (one point each)? Plácido Domingo, José Carreras - DAVE
5. How many symphonies did Beethoven write?  Nine - Shah
6. What nationality was Gustav Holst? British - Shah
7. The heckelphone and the cor anglais are members of which woodwind family? Oboe - Shah
8. Who was the principal conductor and music director of the City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra from 1980-1998? He has been principal conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic since 2002.
9. Which female opera singer was born in New York in 1923, to Greek parents, and died in Paris in 1977? Maria Callas - TLD
10. Who wrote the ballets Swan Lake and The Nutcracker? Tchaikovsky - Shah

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Post by Guest Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:26 am

Are we certain Shah is a barbaric uncultured savage?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:27 am

3 - land of hope and glory?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:28 am

DAVE667 wrote:Are we certain Shah is a barbaric uncultured savage?

He appears to be a barbaric cultured savage

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:28 am

rick_dagless wrote:3 - land of hope and glory?

No

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:31 am

Is it Fringes of the fleet?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:42 am

No

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:49 am

Enigma Variations?
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:57 am

No

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:01 am

The other famous one escapes me.

Watching any tennis, Marxus?
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:05 am

The Dream Of Gerontuis.

And the conductor was Simon Rattle

Watching a bit here and there TLD. Will pick up on it more in the 2nd week.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:07 am

Blimey, would not have guessed either of those Jules, but I have learnt something and that is good!

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:11 am

Just had knee assessed / assaulted. Feck me she didn't hold back.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:14 am

How did you injure it?

A sudden movement under the church pulpit?
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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:16 am

Dream of gerontius. That's cardinal newman's poem isn't it Jules?

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:18 am

Back in the summer playing cricket. Had to wait 18 weeks for what I thought was an MRI. Turns out it was a knee specialist appointment who has now referred me to an MRI. Honestly she bent my knee the wrong way (hard) and I nearly fell off the bed it hurt so much.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:20 am

Demons

The mind bold
And independent,
The purpose free,
So we are told,
Must not think
To have the ascendant
What's a saint?
One whose breath
Doth the air taint
Before his death;
A bundle of bones,
Which fools adore,
Ha! ha!
When life is o'er; {346}
Which rattle and stink,
E'en in the flesh.
We cry his pardon!
No flesh hath he;
Ha! ha!
For it hath died,
'Tis crucified
Day by day,
Afresh, afresh,
Ha! ha!
That holy clay,
Ha! ha!
This gains guerdon,
So priestlings prate,
Ha! ha!
Before the Judge,
And pleads and atones
For spite and grudge,
And bigot mood,
And envy and hate,
And greed of blood. {347}

It's like he foretold the Birth of serial dave

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:25 am

seanmichaels wrote:Back in the summer playing cricket. Had to wait 18 weeks for what I thought was an MRI. Turns out it was a knee specialist appointment who has now referred me to an MRI. Honestly she bent my knee the wrong way (hard) and I nearly fell off the bed it hurt so much.

Had similar experiences with the physio for my broken leg... in 3 places below knee, shattered meniscus. To test the flexion she bent it as far back as she could when I was lying face down. Should be around 115-120° normally but I was about 90-92° at the time. She got it to about 97°. Thought it was about to explode.

Then she tested the broken leg.
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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:32 am

Probably a feminist TLD

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:39 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Probably a feminist TLD

Yeah probably. Didn't mind it actually because I was totally unprepared for it and was relatively relaxed.

Most of the fear is in the mind, the pain was only for a split second or so. It was a good feeling leaving the physio knowing that I had gained another 5° of flexibility. It's probably 105-110° now after 8 years.

I can always feel it (nerve damage down left side of leg below knee) but I've learned to live with it. It's like a permanent 1/10 dull pain.

The old man used to say to me: don't worry... I've had little feeling in my hand for over 60 years. (since 1945)
Copped some shrapnel which split his knuckle almost in two.
The medic said to him: "saw (bloody) or brush (bloody)?" He chose the steel brush which was lying in a dirty bucket at the time.
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Post by seanmichaels Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:52 am

I had one joint from one toe and two joints from another toe cut off. I sometimes get an itch that feels like it is from the bits removed. I can't scratch it or anything.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:55 am

How did you do that?

So the itch is right on the end where the bits were removed or in space just beyond... but trailing back to the end bits?
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Post by seanmichaels Fri 22 Jan 2016, 11:19 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:How did you do that?

So the itch is right on the end where the bits were removed or in space just beyond... but trailing back to the end bits?

Long story but I have a condition which causes hypertrophy of my left leg. Toes were too long so they chopped them off.

The itch when it happens feels as if it is coming from the pad beneath the toe nail only that part of the toe is gone.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 22 Jan 2016, 11:21 am

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:How did you do that?

So the itch is right on the end where the bits were removed or in space just beyond... but trailing back to the end bits?

Long story but I have a condition which causes hypertrophy of my left leg. Toes were too long so they chopped them off.

The itch when it happens feels as if it is coming from the pad beneath the toe nail only that part of the toe is gone.

I didn't realise that homosexuality caused hypertrophy of the left leg.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 22 Jan 2016, 11:22 am

It causes black eyes as well.....

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Post by Rowley Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:23 pm

Michaelsed up good and proper. Remarkable stuff.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:28 pm

Jeff, it's occurred to me that ley lines are pronounced 'lay' lines. So is it Rowlee or Rowlay?

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Post by Rowley Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:38 pm

Lay, it is Row as in Row the boat Lay.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 22 Jan 2016, 1:19 pm

Two pasties (corned beef and steak bake) from Greggs, and some Rennies...

9/10

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 22 Jan 2016, 1:26 pm

Rowley wrote:Lay, it is Row as in Row the boat Lay.

Olé Olé Olé Olé Rowley, Rowley

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 1:55 pm

Adam getting a little precious over on the film thread? Is he well?

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 22 Jan 2016, 1:59 pm

Picked up the ball and taken it home by the looks of it.

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Post by Guest Fri 22 Jan 2016, 2:05 pm

superflyweight wrote:
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The Loaded Dog wrote:How did you do that?

So the itch is right on the end where the bits were removed or in space just beyond... but trailing back to the end bits?

Long story but I have a condition which causes hypertrophy of my left leg. Toes were too long so they chopped them off.

The itch when it happens feels as if it is coming from the pad beneath the toe nail only that part of the toe is gone.

I didn't realise that homosexuality caused hypertrophy of the left leg.  
..and this hobbling freakshow expects us to believe that he's f*cked 100 women yet feet that look like he's spent the afternoon kicking the business end of a lawnmower whilst wearing flip flops.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Jan 2016, 2:10 pm

He should go on the Last Leg.

This hobbling freakshow.
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Post by seanmichaels Fri 22 Jan 2016, 2:15 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
..and this hobbling freakshow expects us to believe that he's f*cked 100 women yet feet that look like he's spent the afternoon kicking the business end of a lawnmower whilst wearing flip flops.

Disablist.


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Post by Adam D Fri 22 Jan 2016, 2:16 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Adam getting a little precious over on the film thread? Is he well?
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Post by seanmichaels Fri 22 Jan 2016, 2:17 pm

Martin suffers from a birth defect in his right leg known as Klippel Trenaunay Weber syndrome. In PGA Tour, Inc. v. Martin, Martin successfully sued the PGA Tour in 2001 for the right to use a golf cart during competition under the Americans with Disabilities Act. During the years that the suit wound through the courts, he enjoyed limited success on the golf course, and throughout, was permitted to use a golf cart.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 22 Jan 2016, 2:22 pm

Good for him.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 2:49 pm

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ShahenshahG wrote:Adam getting a little precious over on the film thread? Is he well?
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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 4:03 pm

Anyone got plans for T'weekend

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 22 Jan 2016, 4:19 pm

No. Got some Orangieboom in for tonight.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 22 Jan 2016, 4:20 pm

A bit of culture tonight Shah - Death Of A Salesman at the theatre.

On Sunday I've got a mens doubles league tennis match, which, if I get through it OK, will be a bit of a milestone - since the last two both ended up with me having severe anxiety attacks and a bit of a breakdown on court.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 4:23 pm

seanmichaels wrote:No. Got some Orangieboom in for tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjpuU1Yk5Z8

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 4:43 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:A bit of culture tonight Shah - Death Of A Salesman at the theatre.

On Sunday I've got a mens doubles league tennis match, which, if I get through it OK, will be a bit of a milestone - since the last two both ended up with me having severe anxiety attacks and a bit of a breakdown on court.

The key to avoiding anxiety is to understand one simple point. Pressure doesn't exist. I know it's trite but it's true. Also since you've gone through it twice before it could hardly go worse  Laugh .

1. Sit yourself down
2. Stick some music on - preferably something that gets you dancing - the link I gave to Sean might suffice
3. Lose yourself in the music.

Then let what you've done a hundred thousand times before happen by itself (Hitting the ball not servicing Mrs tino)

If that fails, just remember that no matter what is wrong, no matter how bad it gets, know that somewhere in luton, every time his wife leaves the room a man will be Slow w*nking to the voice of Adele. Things are rarely as bad as they seem to be.

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Fri 22 Jan 2016, 5:17 pm

What helped me was pills. Oh, and therapy.

Short term? Can't have a panic attack breathing slowly. Podcasts/Radio shows are also good as they are less emotive than music and you have to listen to the details. Plus laughing kills anxiety

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 22 Jan 2016, 6:46 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:What helped me was pills. Oh, and therapy.

Short term? Can't have a panic attack breathing slowly. Podcasts/Radio shows are also good as they are less emotive than music and you have to listen to the details. Plus laughing kills anxiety

Show him your nob (and pray his muscle memory doesn't extend to badminton)

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Post by Galted Fri 22 Jan 2016, 6:55 pm

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seanmichaels wrote:He gets back Saturday Morning so I guess he'll be flying tomorrow evening our time. I hope Jackman is on the same flight.

Correct Seanus.

I am in my hotel room now.  It is 23:45 and I an surrounded by Chinese gash.  But they will have to make do with pleasuring each other as I am talking to my Culture Cup mates.

I'll get round to them shortly.

I hope J*ckman is on the same flight as well.  I shall tell him what a c*nt he is.

Please repost the "H*gh J*ckman is a c*nt" post - he hasn't been nominated on the "... is a c*nt" site and I would like to do so on your behalf.  So far I've nominated QI, the angry Kiwi and Will Ferrell and, although I have had a fair amount of likes and comments, none of them has been selected for an article.

There has been a few actually but I believe the last one of any note was thus:

Tino wrote:He wears sunglasses indoors, Serial. At night. At f*cking night time. For the f*cking sake of f*ck. Who does that? At f*cking night. What a massive b*llend.

And he swears loudly in the company of children. F*cking tw*t.

We can't disagree on this. I am definitely right on this issue.

He is a c*nting c*nt.

Feel free to nominate him.  And feel free to use some creative license if you like.  The more c*ntish you make him sound, the better.  I trust you.

If you get him to be selected for an article, then I will respect you just a tiny bit more than I do at the moment (which is a decent amount) and I will also send you a complimentary bottle of Hai Karate and a copy of Nigel Benn's autobiography (I have 2 so can spare one for you.  It is sh*t though.  Jeff will tell you).

First by the way.

Thanks, Tino, and thanks for the creative license, although I think it's creative licence that I require.  The person who runs the site is off for a few weeks so I might have to delay it until he's back, not sure if new c*ntings will be happening while he's off.  It'll give me time to spice up the story though, I intend to do you and the culture cup proud and turn the world against Jackman.
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