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Eddie Terminates the Terminator, in training camp shocker!!

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Post by DirtyRucker7 Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:03 pm

New England coach Edward Reginald Jones "or steady Eddie to us rugby crazed boys" has gone and ripped up the very mantra that Stuart Archibald Lancaster lay down before his doomed Rugby World Cup squad.

Eddie the 55 year old live wire claims he hates Arnie movies and has demanded the motivational quote Stewie had sprayed on to the wall at the multi million pound training facility be removed!
The quote made by the once Governor of California of the US of A read "Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength."

Lancaster wanted to instil a real respect and steely edge to his team so he provided many quotes around the training base, but Eddie has different ideas he sees fit that such attitude is cultivated through coaching and leader ship.
Eddie spectacularly fired the much feared Andy Farrell whom was part of a powerful Saracens coaching team to replace him with Paul Gustard a much feared coach from a powerful Saracens team,
Also under the axe of "glint in his eye" Eddie was forwards coach and World Cup winning Graham Rowntree whom was also part of a Lions winning Coaching team just like Farrell, whom he replaced with Steven Borthwick who is famous for such accolades as being the first man to make minus one meter for a full 80 minutes of International rugby.

A source close to the camp is said to be happy with the decisions Eddie "cheeky boy smile" Jones has been making even saying the whole team fully back the crowning of controversial Hooker  Dylan Michael Hartley as the new captain, the source said that Hartley and Eddie "i have a plan" Jones suggested they spray new motivational slogans on the wall with such things as "that's hot" coined by Paris Hilton being one of the many suggestions but they decide on "I come from a land down under" the lyric from the much loved Men at work hit off of the 80's.

One thing is proving to be true Eddie "play games with the media" Jones is really mixing things up rumours to be true he has even gone as far as moving Robshaw to the blind side and Haskell to the open!! that's how Eddie rolls,dangerously on the edge.

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Post by yappysnap Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:18 pm

Well that's 3 minutes I'm never getting back

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Post by Barney McGrew did it Wed 27 Jan 2016, 9:26 pm

yappysnap wrote:Well that's 3 minutes I'm never getting back

Well, you've just saved me 3 minutes then
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Post by rapidsnowman Thu 28 Jan 2016, 6:14 am

Doh

I should have read your comment first yappy!

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Post by offload Thu 28 Jan 2016, 7:20 am

I'm a slow reader and have lost more than others Crying or Very sad
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Post by yappysnap Thu 28 Jan 2016, 7:43 am

Laugh

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Post by Hoonercat Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:23 pm

I've lost the will to live after reading through that

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Post by Breadvan Thu 28 Jan 2016, 1:27 pm

Oh the hilarity...
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Post by Gwlad Thu 28 Jan 2016, 11:25 pm

If its true he said that about strength and not winning blah de blah, he really was setting England up to fail and come 2nd with dignity so he reaped what he had sown.

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Post by Guest Fri 29 Jan 2016, 8:31 am

Couldn't Jones just get some paint and cross out the irrelevant bits:

"Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength."

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Post by fa0019 Fri 29 Jan 2016, 1:26 pm

and here was me thinking he took England players into the bush ala Kamp Staaldraad given the post title.

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